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pastry chef

all you do is sit in the back of a kitchen by yourself intricate little designs that only a sperg/autist can be autistic enough to create.

also pouring cummies in the normies sweeties is pretty gr8

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>>35233233
This would be my dream job: a professional shitposter, or maybe a social media star.

Night security is a good robot job. You don't even have to be fit, you don't have to talk to anyone or see anyone.

Programmer. I get to create cool stuff and get paid well. Also shitpost from work like right now.

>>35233233
Work from home programmer. I'm trying to build up my portfolio right now. I think once I establish I can do 3d graphics and cryptography I'm solid. I already have a github but I need more

>>35233370
What's the difference?
Ravioli

Get a security job working nightshift. Decent pay and you literally sit in a room doing nothing "just in case" something happens and if it does you call the cops.

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>>35233370
but you have to be interesting for that anon!

>>35233623
and if it does you ~call the cops~ die

too scawy

>>35233648
Nope, thats when you get to shoot some dindus! You'll die the death of a heroic and honorable white man!

Patient safety attendant, night shift

Work at the hospital, most people are either suicidal or drunk, and asleep. 12 hour shifts, patients go to sleep at 10pm-12am, get off at 7am. Sit on phone or tablet all night long and do minimal charting. Pays good and has full benefits

>>35233741
>95% nothing
>5% someone trying to themselves/you

>>35233233
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Im autistic and work night security. @ job right now. AMA

Moved out at 18 and get paid 13/hr to shitpost and vape and eat hotpockets

You do have to call the cops or yell at people veyr unnocasionaly though

>>35233233
I work for the Federal government

Comfy as fuck

>>35234023
Fuck I want to do this but I can't pass a background check with the felony I have. For now I'm just cooking pizzas for 8.25hr

>>35234023
Is it an easy job to get into?

>>35234214
interestingly enough i have a felony on a defered sentence and im working this job

>>35234255
>apply
>get job
>other night guy gets fired
>10 months of weekends off and working exclusively alone never seeing my boss

id say so yeah

Sound engineering. No joke.
Super comfy.