I am Stanley Phillips. Ask me anything! Pic related: proof

>>35232585
IMPOSTER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35232585
Your face actually looks improved in this photo. Perhaps it's the glasses, but I don't want to take your smug fucking mug and introduce it to a belt sander now.

Why does your pic get posted around a lot?

When are you going to marry me desu???

Remove the glasses so we can make sure you are, in fact, the real StanMan.

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>>35232641
I don't know, some robots like to point out my 9/10 rating and repost me all the time

>>35232663
Are you proposing?

>>35232717
pic related

Hey Stanley are you in Sofia ? Wanna go make fun of some normalfags ?

>>35232585
what board did you originate from?

How are you so beautiful?
I don't understand how ?!?!?

>>35232585
so, why is this guy such a big deal around here anyway?

>>35232585
So what is your favorite color?

Do you dislike normies?

>>35232585
are you a normie chad in real life?

do you have a job?

and last question, do you still live with your parents?

>>35232840
Making fun of people makes you a filthy normal

>>35232927
>>35232952
I'm ought to ask you guys

>>35232955
Brown, yes

>>35232988
Nope, yes, no I live in a loft downtown Sofia

Stanley all I want is for you to post more pictures of your beautiful face.

>>35233222
Check it, digits say you must.

>>35232758
Gosh you're so cute; how could I resist proposing our holy union?

>>35232585
>>35232758
I don't even know whay this guy is still virgin and no gf at the age of 27..

I mean he's average af and yes, his eyes are kinda cute..honestly I can't see the problem, maybe he sees himself as an ugly guy and loser..or I don't know..most of you robots are mysterious as fuck desu.

>>35232585
How big is your benis, friend?

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>>35233306
He's fucking adorable.
I just wanna kiss his face all over.

>>35233389
a-are you a grill?

asdsadasdsa

>>35233411
I am. Are you going to marry me?

>>35233428
GO AWAY
HE'S MINE
BACK OFF

>>35233428
Tbh yes. What can you offer to me? I am not the typical robot desu.

>>35233461
Love , companionship, I'll cook warm meals for you , look after you and take you on dates.
Now marry me.

>>35233461
I can offer you unconditional love, warm hugs and kisses, impromptu serenades, plus friendship and rent I guess.

>>35232758
9/10?
Dude you're a fucking 20/10

Why have yesterday's timestamp, Stanley? Makes you look fake.

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>>35233503
>>35233461
Wait hey no I asked first

>>35233538
Because he is a filthy impostor, i posted that yesterday

>>35233544
Oops I meant
>>35233503
>>35233451
I'm getting all flustered and confused now

>>35233563
So are /you/ going to marry me?

>>35233222
>>35233241
I will in the future, keep an eye on the catalog

>>35233306
I don't understand neither

>>35233389
T-thanks desu

>>35233451
No need to fight, there is enough stanley for everyone

>>35233531
I know right?

>>35233538
This is the current date in Bulgaria though

>>35233563
Stop imposting me please

>>35233580
post pics

>>35233580
Prove that you are an actual girl (female) and i will, but i never want to have kids

>>35233503
>Love , companionship, I'll cook

To start, I love myself. I enjoy being alone because that way I can know how am I.

And I know how to cook, thank god I have a mom who taught me a lot of thing to live the life and don't be suffering.

>>35233522
>unconditional love, warm hugs and kisses, impromptu serenades, plus friendship and rent

Uhm, sounds interesting desu. Age? Country?

>>35233544
I know you can do it better..

>>35233563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vG1fkUz9uE

Listen to this and stop complainig.

>>35233589
It's 2 March in Bulgaria, liar. Learn about timezones next time.

>>35233563
Chad here. If I come to Sofia for a weekend, will you join me for beers? Then I'll wingman for you and help you pick up a qt from a bar/club.

>>35233600
>>35233602
I'm 21, in the US and I'm too scared to post a pic publicly. I'll send one over a throwaway though.

>>35233615
Now it is, when I posted this thread it was 1 March here you big meanie

>>35233654
[email protected]

There then.

>>35233625
You can't wingman ugly
>>35233654
Post some contact so i can talk to you
>>35233673
Fake

>>35233682
It's a real e-mail, you dumb. This guy..

>>35233673
>>35233682
>>35233682
>>35233697
Stop imposting me, I am the real stanley, look at my trip then

>>35232585

I'm LITERALLY you

say something nice to me

>>35233706
Are you stupid?

I'm not imposting you I am this guy:

>>35233697
>>35233673
>>35233602
>>35233461

>>35233658
Dude, just stop. You're dumber than a box of rocks. It has been March 2 in Bulgaria for over 10 hours.

>>35233682
I see. So you want to remain a kissless virgin. Well, your choice. I guess I'll just go to the bar alone and pick up a local qt with my west euro passport/wallet.

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If i don't post with my trip pic related, then it's fake bois

>>35233673
Anon, do you think I am dumb or some sort of show off? I'm trying to contact my husband.

>>35233682
I think it'd be better if you post a throwaway. If I do, I'm just gonna get flooded with different requests claiming to be you.

>>35233706

this is my trip everybody know this is my trip, sort it out Stanley

nigger nigger nigger poopoopeepeee shitballs cuck cuck fuck

>>35233777

checked n kekt

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>>35233766
>my husband.

MFW

>>35233766
[email protected]

>>35233804
>mailinator

hahahahahahahahahahaha faggot.

Really? Are you so desperate?

Pathetic. You should listen what I posted here:

>>35233602

Just stop being a babycry.

>>35233851
I've never had to do a throwaway, is that a bad site or something?

also

>jus bee urself

I'll make sure and let my sick brain know

>>35233885
Nigga is not about the bee meme.

If you're virgin and no gf you're the problem. Do you want me to say "hey stan, hate women they have the fault, those shlyujas.."?

No man, this isn't how it works..

Do you have Discord? Would like to talk to you, if you want yo.

>>35233922
If you had paid a minute of attention to anything i ever said you would already know i never implied i am not the problem. You seem like of of those normalfags being aggressive with their normie platitudes that i have no use for.

>>35233885
Ok I sent it from an address that should be kind of obvious that it's me lol

>>35233967
You sent it to the wrong stanley i think, i am the real one

>>35233967
>>35233967
I think it's fucked, i didn't receive anything. Add me on skype if you want, icarus.66

>>35233959
That's because I am normie. And I'm pretty sure you're one of those robots who said "Chad is real".

Chad isn't real, faggot. Chad are your fears.

But anyway, you can't understand it at all because seems like you are in the "teenager" stage.

>>35233959
Do you want a gf or not? You're apparently confused.

>>35233967
I see, ,i don't see a picture tho in the mail

>>35234009
>That's because I am normie.

Leave this board please

>>35234009
Faggot leave and never come back

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Stanley, are you alt right or a socialist commie faggot?

>>35234410
I used to be right wing but the alt-right is like a modern fedoracore to me, their leaders are all style and no substance repeating the same memes over and over again. I am more left leaning, but i don't support stuff like totally open borders for example.

>>35234869
Do you long for the good old days of the Soviet Union being in charge of your country?

>>35234954
The soviet union was an utter disaster for my country in many ways, it's really unfortunate it happened. All countries under the warsaw pact were and still are fucked. They fucked up the most with introducing state capitalism, if it wasn't for that it might have been a whole different story.