ITT: Patrician phones
I have a g5 but I'm going to upgrade once the g6 comes out
i have a really good phone img but ic ant post it here cause its my secret :) lets just say its cooler than anything you've ever seen before bwa hahahahaha but i dont want it to be spread cause its my special find
>>35231707
but i don't want to be mean so i'll show you a random one i like. i like ivory rotary dials (this one isn't rotary its butotn but i cant find it atm) phones antique chic because i have style ;)
i guess all the good images are gone. can't find the specific one that i wanted years ago but you get the idea
LG G3.
>inb4 smartphones make youa normalfag
>>35231787
Smartphones make you a normalfag.
This is a no shartphone thread.
>>35231673
literally no reason for a robot to own a phone
>>35231803
Nice no proof there. Just because you want to be a contrarian, doesn't prove anything.
bf got this one after breaking his previous phone and wanted something more skookum. Released last fall, but only 1080p so it can have longer battery life. Can be used while wearing thin gloves. Has a pretty good "action camera". The secondary front camera is very unflattering, at least by default.
>>35231927
My phone is a Galaxy S6 bought on Daddy's contract, in Otterbox's thickest autism case that doesn't keep it working if one drop of rain lands on the home button cutout.
iPhone 6,6s and 7 (Plus versions included)
All of these are used by literal plebs (the middle class).
>>35232339
>buying objectively inferior hardware just for its also objectively inferior proprietary software
I don't think getting scammed is considered patrician in most cultures desu
>>35231823
>>35231803
How do you browse porn/r9k while on the toilet or working to fall asleep or when mummy turns off the router?
>>35232487
I eat whole plant foods and squat poop so I don't need entertainment because it's over instantly. I'm never "working to fall asleep". I just lay down when I'm exhausted. Otherwise I continue doing stuff. Got an electronic ink reader that runs for days.
I have a smartphone though.
What the fuck is a patrician? Speak english cumguzzler we're not all fucking astronauts here.
Also I have a similar flippyflip, LG flippies are god tier I use mine as a stress brick when I need something to throw at a wall.
>>35231673
I own this phone, the only thing I don't like is there is no way to turn off data and you need to bluetooth shit to/from it
>>35232596
I used to enjoy breaking my mom's mason jars in the garage, to relieve the rage from my brother going out of his way to make my life less pleasant. He'd sit his fat ass against an inward opening door and sing poorly just to make me miserable. And he'd always whistle loud and frantic, not even any tune, while pooping. I sometimes turned the thing to unlock the door and kicked him on the toilet.
>>35232450
>i love using radioactive plastic chink shit and botnet i'm so smart
The Galaxy S7 is the best phone on the market right now.
There is literally nothing wrong with it.
>>35232895
The absence of an IR blaster matters to me. Really convenient when staying in hostels abroad, and when the sysadmin is out and the helpless office drones call me in to switch a tv to HDMI-2.
This one. Perfect 4chan machiene.
Fuck touchscreen keyboards.
>>35231823
Calling my parents.
Whattsapping with my anime club.
Browsing 4chan on the go.
Occasionally porn.
>>35232450
Normies feel powerful while they're getting scammed.
>>35231673
>Patrician phones
pic related
>>35233354
ya rly. True patricians don't need their own phones, because they have people who have phones. Unless they're doing something shady.