This is a penis. Why aren't you sucking one right now?

I can't suck my own penis and there are no other penises around to suck. I hope that answers your question/

>>35231373
Oh god I want to fucking wrap my lips around that fucking cock and have him unload in my mouth jesus Christ aaaaaaa@aaaaaaaa I needs cock

>>35231373
My relationship is dead and we don't have sex anymore

I honestly think if I went in there and tried to take his pants off and suck his dick, he'd tell me to stop.

but it's not yours. who says i'm not?

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>>35231373
damn that was a magnificent cumshot

>>35231373
you make a compelling argument

>>35231373
because I don't like it. It basically looks like some mutant growth

>tfw no uncut robot to succ

>>35232354
are you a homo or a roasto?

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>>35231373
Mine? When I can
Other? The only one I want to suck is too far away

>>35231373
I gain nothing from sucking cocks. At least if I was sampling a flabby roastie there's a reasonable chance of procreation.

>>35233287
>Nothing
You get cum, you tard.

>>35233314
Why would I want that? If I wanted to taste cum I could jack off into a cup. Not to mention how many people's genitals are not hygienic at all.

>>35231373
Because I'm not cute and robots don't want me to suck them off.

>>35233359
>If I wanted to taste cum I could jack off into a cup
You clearly never wanted to. If you did, you'd know the urge goes away after you cum.
>many people's genitals are not hygienic at all.
You're projecting yourself? I've sucked 10 different cocks and they were all hygienic.

>>35233383
After I jack off I want to start jacking off again. I need to cum at least three times before I'm satisfied, I've just never had the urge to drink it. As for keeping my cock clean, I shower twice daily and don't abide messes or dirt, especially on my skin.

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>>35231373
>This is a penis. Why aren't you sucking one right now?

I don't think there are any of those in the bay area

>>35231373
Any robots in
LONDON
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N
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who wan to succ? can provide, please post emails.

>>35233459
So you're saying that you want your cock sucked? By a robot?

>>35231373
i would only suck it if it's a very cute boy that in return will suck my dick.

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>>35233594
>i would only suck it if it's a very cute boy that in return will suck my dick.
location pls

>>35233559
Not really. Maybe a fembot but only if I get to fuck her after. Plus my cock is small and Asian, no good for sucking.

>>35233611
german, but you're probably american so there's no chance

>>35233666
>Plus my cock is small and Asian, no good for sucking.
also attached to an insecure faggot huh

Fuck, man. I wish I could chuck wad like playboy. My shit's dribbly af.

>>35233675
>german, but you're probably american so there's no chance
yes I live in cali

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>>35231373
Without dating apps/sites how the fuck am I supposed to find a person to be gay with? Fucking Christ why can't someone just move in next door and predatorily invite me inside for "a drink"?

>>35233482
Everywhere in the world there are penises tragically going unsucked.

>>35234007
where do you live? can invite round.

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>>35231373
b-but I'm a boy anon, boys aren't supposed to suck dicks.

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>>35234524
>b-but I'm a boy anon, boys aren't supposed to suck dicks.
you aren't a boy when you are wearing a skirt anon

>>35231373
If I had 24/7 penis access my mouth and/or hands wouldn't come off it. Stop reminding me of what I don't have.

>>35231373
I tried, I can't reach.

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>>35234545
I do put skirts from time to time, but it's just because I find them comfy! i-i'm totally still a boy!

>>35234546
Are you pretending to be a female who wishes she was a male?

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>>35233253
Better check the prices of them plane tickets, mate.

>>35234592
I'm a female who wants to have a meaty benis to fuck large men with. Or to touch one.

>>35234623
You can touch mine, he's very affectionate.

>>35234639
>tfw no soft affectionate penis to rub my face against

>>35234678
Wouldn't be soft for very long if you did that.

>>35234623
>I'm a female who wants to have a meaty benis to fuck large men with. Or to touch one.
location NOW

>tfw femboy with 7" benis
>cut
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>35235006
>femboy with 7" benis
We're gonna need some pics bro

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Masturbation has gotten so boring. It's gotten to the point that I'd rather suck a dick and never masturbate. Does anyone know this feel? I find it kinda funny.

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B-because I'm n-not gay!!

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>>35235452
You don't have to be gay to know that sucking dick feels good? Don't you want to finally make someone feel good?

>>35235006
>cut
i am so sorry

>>35235745
Is there a way to recover from the trauma and tissue loss that was done to me so many years ago? I just want a nice cock ;~;

>>35235859
maybe you cant recover physically but you can recover mentally by sucking on my uncut dick~

>>35235946
I can't say no to an offer like this... Are you cute?

>>35231373
Because I needed a break