I don't expect anyone to give a shit but it's my birthday.

>>35230629
happy birthday anon

one year closer to release from this cruel world

>>35230629
Well la-di-fuckin-da. Happy fucking birthday faggo.

>>35230669
Thanks
I cant wait until my natural death

>>35230675
cheers

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Happiest of happy bday, anon.

Happy birthday Anon!
I wish I was there to celebrate with you.

Happy Birthday anon m8 what will you be doing

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>>35230629
Hanby burtday

>>35230629
I give a shit, anon. We might not know each other but in reading this we've formed a connection of some sort for now. Most people here are cynical and misanthropic, but I hope you at least have a nice day soon even if it isn't today.

>>35230629
Happy birthday anon. May you find some happiness on this day, no matter how small. Enjoy what you can while you can.

>>35230629
Happy birthday buddy. I'll draw you hentai if you're into that. Anything you want in particular? Will deliver after a few days though. So let me know.

Happy birthday bro. How old are ya laddy?

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Happy birthday bro I care about you I guess

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>>35230629
Sorry about the weird lettering
Happy B-Day OP!

Happy Birthday, Anon!

I hope this year showers you with pussy and cash

>>35231637
this will NEVER happen on my birthday

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35231637
>that shaven happy trail
ew.
otherwise thicc i wanna fuc

>>35231637
Why did you do the writing backwards?

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>>35231637
d-don't post slutty pictures even tho they give me boners

>>35231709
Pls post your happy trail, they're cute on boys

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>>35231790
only because you said please. I appreciate politeness

have gotten a lot hairier these past few years, turning into a hairy boi

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>>35230629
Happy Birthday Anon! As shitty as life is, I truly believe that everybody deserves to feel happy on their birthday.

Have a good day buddy, do something you love and enjoy yourself today. You deserve to feel happy and special today!

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>>35231867
That's nice, h-haha

>>35230629
Happy birthday, OP!

>>35231637
well I mean, now someone's gotta one up this

>>35232175
the HELL is that supposed to mean

>>35232301
Only good things.

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>>35231637
i think roasties are alright here :)

>>35232328
good because I wanna cuddle

>>35231867
We're matching! We're both wearing plaid pajama pants. Thanks for posting, you seem potentially qt. :)

>>35230629
Happy birthday anon

From anon number 445654

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>>35230629
Happy birthday
I wish you the best

>>35232370
i'd like to think i'm pretty qt

face isn't getting posted on r9k though

>>35232349
If you keep your shirt up, though preferably off, we could cuddle haha

>>35232474
only if you're a girl(female)

>>35232436
Well then I wish you good luck and hope you get a qt cuddle gf
Don't trust the other guy, he is not me.

>>35230629
Happy birthday anyway.

>>35232678
>turning down a potential qt because you won't take 5 secs for contact info to get face pic
missin out anon!

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>>35231637
holy fuck Im gonna fucking kill myself

bumpioregnel

>>35231637
>People aren't reading the date

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>>35230629
Happy birthday Anon. Try not to kill yourself this year ok?

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Happy b-day senpai

Here is your complimentary waifu

Happy birthday OP
orginaliooo

>>35230629
Happy birthday anon, we will always be your friends.

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OP even a Satanist celebrates their birthday because it's actually the most important day of the year.

Have a fucking awesome day mate and party hard for Satan

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>>35230629
happy birthday anon i love ya
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISTnRacOGR

>>35230629
happy birthday you colossal pillowbitter

super original post

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>>35234271
American date system goes month/day/year.
Bizarre. But true.

>>35230629
Happy birthday.
I spent my entire last birthday in another city, drinking myself off and the town had its first earthquake in 40 years

Happy Birthday anon

Whenever you are feeling down, remember that we are all one in the shitpost force

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>>35230629
Happy birthday brobot, here's a lewd.