It's that time again, losers. Come get your (You)s, faggots.
I drank half a fifth of vodka the other day and totaled my car on the freeway. When a state cop pulled up to write a report for the accident I convinced him I hadn't been drinking at all. This is the third time I've talked my way out of a DUI.
>>35228472
That's pretty impressive. Have you ever been arrested for a DUI outside of those three times?
>>35228567
Nope, although the second time I was charged with a misdemeanor for driving with a 2 months expired license. I showed up to the hearing on acid. I'm human garbage lmao.