Is time to compare our life achievements, please no bullshits

>in /r9k/

Fucking kek. Are you retarded?

>>35226829
It's a completely different environment now. Deal with it.

>highschool dropout since age 16
>Work for my 90yo grandmother for $100 a week
>$100 x 56
>single

>>35226808

>mechanical engineer
>power station operator
>$120,000 + overtime
>Brittany, around 7/10 but is hard to be objective with the love of my life in a subjective view for me is infinite/10

>med undergrad
>N/A
>N/A
>anon, 7.5/10 objectively, 9/10 for me

>>35226808
>Software engineer
>Lead developer at a startup
>140k/yr
>Samantha, 6/10 she got a little bit out of weight in the last years, but if not for that she is a solid 8/10

>>35226808
Are jobs and money all that is being counted or can we count awards and medals I've won?

>>35226808

>your academic degree level
Junior in Civil Engineering
>your job title
Still an intern due to school
>your yearly income
$15/hr don't wanna do math
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
Not sharing name because it's unique, but I'd say a 7/10 to most people. A 10/10 to me

>>35226808
HS dropout, have GED
loss prevention officer
$11 an hour, too dumb to do math
tfw no gf

>>35226860
theres 52 weeks in a year

N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A

N slash A

>Is time to compare our life achievements
>there is nothing to brag about
Make up your mind, or preferably, take it someplace else.

>>35226808
>your academic degree level
BSCS
>your job title
Software Engineer
>your yearly income
~$130k total comp
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
%name% and 10/10 to me

>>35226808
Bachelor's
Associate engineer
65k
virgin

>>35226808
>graduated 9th grade
>Work at McDonald's
>9/10 fembot gf with big ol cock

>>35226808
>dropout
>neet
>0
>susan (my right hand girl) ;^)

>>35227352
How old are you?
100% gluten free and original

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>>35226808
>ma in ECE (electrical and computer engineering), ba in english
>marijuana distributor
>120,000 to 400,000 yearly range for last 5 years
>fiancee is named Jackie

rate her yourself

>>35226808
bachelors
validation engineer
70k
8/10 but she doesn't work and wants a high maintenance life

>>35228113
Would be better without that ghetto piercing desu

Masters of science
phd candidate
26k
nonexistent/10

Bachelors Degree
Nursing
70k
single

>college dropout
>pest control exterminator
>50k
>married to asian girl named mae, shes a 7 but a solid 9 because of my yellow fever.

>>35227352
>>35228086
I am 23 years of age good sir

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>in the middle of college, taking a bit of a nontraditional route to a BA (no specification)
>real nigga
>peng
>I have three girls on my dick right now, they're all kinda peng, two of them were virgins before me (although one had sucked dick before which disqualifies her as a virgin, in my book) but I will be dropping them all soon for something better, hopefully

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>>35228178
I love it but here's one with it out.

>>35228113
the piercing is gross but nice face

> 3rd year CS at Stanford
> Too autist to go to interview and get job
> negative, NEET BUX from parents keep me alive
> I am not human, literally everyday is hell. I am not even thinking about gf

>>35228338
Dude

Man up right now and start applying to internships AND preparing to apply for full time. It's WAY harder after you graduate. Start applying now, literally just do it stop being a fucking cuck. Want $$$??

You're WASTING your Stanford degree.

It is certainly interesting that everyone on r9k makes 70k+ and has a 7+/10 gf.

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>>35228292
>hates tasteful piercings

pleb taste, typical here

>>35226808
>Just got my Bachelor's
>In between jobs
>eventually aiming for 40-50K to start
>Too busy writing a novel and looking for jobs to get a GF

>>35228271
Does your wife know you're posting her photos on the internet?

>>35226808
>>your academic degree level
Working on a Master's.
>>your job title
Graduate Teaching Assistant
>>your yearly income
~$8100, but I get a tuition waiver.
>>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
5th amendment

>>35228453
5/10 that distance makes her look like an emo

none of those are my life achivements

>>35228423
This is what r9k is like in 2017. You don't belong here anymore.

>>35226808
>your academic degree level
HS graduate
>your job title
licensing associate
>your yearly income
$16/hr approximately 30k a year
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
oh please.

>>35228370
>not even thinking about gf
>not applying for jobs
>sudden cuck
>????
How does that make him a cuck? Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?

>>35226808
>bachelors degree in computer science
>"freelance website designer" aka neet who makes money making websites for lazy ass mother fuckers
>$40,000
>nonexistent and 0/10 because she doesn't exist

I c-can bench 275

>>35228453
piercings are really cool, when you're 18 years old

>>35228224
How are you so young making that much money? You must've landed a good internship or have good skills overall.

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>have a bachelors degree
>criminal investigator for the german equivalent of the FBI
>40k/y~ (that sounds kinda low in America but in Germany that is quite a lot)
>N/A

I feel like that I succeeded greatly in terms of work but failed miserably socially. Almost all people I come across find my job to be pretty cool and interesting and I earn well. But in terms of friends and girls, I have not achieved a single thing in this department.

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>>35228465
She's right next to me.

>>35228476
5/10? Don't kid yourself the average woman looks like shit, whether you like her fashion or not she is objectively beautiful

she was a model for like 4 years

>>35228565
It's cute how attractive you think she is but piercings can be a huge turn off for most people. How long have you two been together for?

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>>35226808
> Something called GMSI in my country. It's roughly a diploma you get 4 years after entering college.
> Network and systems administrator
> Roughly 60k a year + various bonuses
> Alexandra, 7/10 (While being a 3/10 myself because I'm fat, but have a nice face.)

>>35226808
>BA in Creative Writing
>Marketing Coordinator
>$62k/year
>Jasmine, 7/10. Met in college been together ever since.

>>35228271
Hooooly shit...I fucked this bish once in a nightclub bathroom lmao. Shit was so cash. Not trolling btw

>>35228565
where do you live that anyone wanted to take her photo? she looks like she sits around all day watching cartoons and smoking pot. the skater crowd is cool and edgy but you guys aren't attractive.

>>35228423
My guess is that some of robots from back then actually made it but continue to browse this board. Or it's just more normie infestations.

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>>35226808
>>35226829
>>35226860
>>35226882
>>35226892
>>35226947
>>35226951
>>35227010
>>35227126
>>35228557
>8
>>35228551
>>35228544
>tfw never had a gf

PLZ KILL ME BROZZZ

>>35228647
ONLY THE ANIMAL WILL SURVIVE !!!!!!!

>>35228423
>everyone
most people don't even post. 70k is not much for an adult and having a gf they like is kind of expected.

>>35228631
This world isn't that small. Stop trying to ruin their relationship lad. You can't be a bitter loser forever.

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>>35228631
>for reels guys

>>35228597
Two and a half years. also I'm sorry for your eyesight.
>piercings are a turn off
And are removable in seconds. Thats like saying a 9/10 is now a 5/10 because you don't like the color of her pants. she can change her accessories, why rate them?

>>35228681
>>35228686
>>35228725
PLOX HALP ME !!!

>>35228725
Tell her to lay low on the eyeliner and invest in one of Kiehl's healing masques/moisturizers/nightly oils. She has chemical burns around her eyelids from wearing too much makeup too often.

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How weird. This exact thread is also on /b/. Looks like someone is doing some data collection.

>>>/b/724062962

>>35226808
>bachelor's degree
>land development office assistant
>40K
>nonexistent, never had one

>>35228768
>not shitposting your thread cross boards and sticking to ones that take momentum.

Does not everybody do this?

>>35228768
>>35228784
>>35228787
PLZ HALP ME BROZZZ !!!

I'M 30 FFS

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>>35228765
from insomnia***

she doesn't wear much makeup, has none in >>35228271 but her sleep pattern is fucked

>>35228725
>mfw every time you post her here you go into full defense mode and she's just a regular girl with some trashy taste
must be a lively relationship that you put so much value in her appearance and she looks like a drugged out 13 year old going on 22.

>>35228787
It had about 400 replies when I saw it so...

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>>35226808
>HS diploma
>NEET
>at least a couple hundred bucks
>not interested in 3DPD

>In college to be actuary.
>Might make a lot of money if I get a job in the field.
That's about it.

>>35228831
Literally no one cares about some roastie. Not sure why he feels the need to seek attention FOR her. This shit is on a new level desu.

>>35228824
She's pretty cute mate. That piercing is really striking on her face, kinda gives her that dash of fun.

Nice catch senpai.

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>>35228565
cute doggo
massive forehead maybe 7/10 . looks scrawny

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>>35228831
If only average women were actually fit and beautiful, unfortunately real life doesn't have myspace angles and photoshop

>>35228891
thanks, I think so too. it adds a kind of drama without being disfiguring

>>35228904
she is pretty thin.

>doggo is 11/10

>>35228989
average isn't fit and beautiful. that's my point. clown.

Bachelors at top 50 Uni
Intern slave at a shitty hotel I'm only doing for a resume filler
$1000ish from odd jobs/birthdays/christmases combined
Not saying and 6/10 face with 2/10 body

I TRIED SO HARD

>>35229025
then by that metric, you dont think she qualifies as above average? I mean she's not STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL to me, but her features are definitely fairer than most I imagine.

The fuck does it even matter how huge a faggot he is for posting her if shes nice to look at?

>>35226808

>your academic degree level
Freshman in electric engineering
>your job title
No job
>your yearly income
No income
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
Lucy, 6/10

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>>35229025
If you think my girlfriend is merely average you obviously have very little contact with women

this is an average woman, a 4 or a 5/10

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>>35229089
>you obviously have very little contact with women
do you know what board you're on ?

>>35229058
fairer in what way senpai? my opinion is my opinion, but would she stick out in a crowd? she has that dead slavic look in her eyes even in photographs. if i remember from the other photos she's sort of skinny fat at the belly and otherwise just bony.

she could have an easier time looking beautiful, but my points just about how careless she is in those photos while OP makes a big deal of her looks.

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>>35229137
>skinnyfat at the belly
wat

>>35229089
>has contact with ms. insomnia from the skeleton dungeon
>suddenly an expert on how women are supposed to look

that woman is more of a slob, but yes she's in the same league as your bitch. being less fat doesn't hide the other shit wtf are you doing lmao

>>35229177
any tattoos ? orignial

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>>35229207
>other shit
like having a piercing you don't like and...?

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>>35229207
I have contact with tons of women, my job is extremely social

>>35229245
exactly one, pic related

>> HS diploma, started college in high school but life fucked at 18
>>IT support
>>40k
>>single

Well, what I consider my achievements are:

>dedicated to physical activity, so kinda good looking
>studying a major and a minor in something I enjoy and hope I can turn into money some day
>I'm part of a independent short film studio, we're making a tribute to Dario Argento and hoping to win at least a mention in a Latin American film festival
>I'm good at instruments, play guitar and bass at a decent level, synthetisers because they're fun, and I could defend myself in the drum
>no work atm, but worked lot's of jobs I loved, like last years with kids (non-renewable contact ended, they didn't fire me)
>graduated from the best highschool in my city, in the top 10 in my country I'd guess
>and my gf, which has a 8/10 body but 6/10 face, but loves me deeply and so do I
>also I seem to be good at passing entrance tests for stuff, which I had to do several times.

I'm really happy with my life.

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>>35226808

>your academic degree level
highschool drop out
>your job title
corrections officer
>your yearly income
80k/year
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
michelle 8/10

>>35226808
>Freshman in college right now
>Tacobell Cashier
>5K. I only work during breaks.
> BF: Name not necessary, but easily 7/10

>>35227120
No, it's a leap year this year so it's 56.

>1 semester away from graduating with B.S. in Computer Engineer
>no job yet
>n/a
>0 physical contact with women, let alone relationship
This place hase become normie tier. What the hell happened

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>>35226850
just deal with it bro XD
literally hundreds of other places that accept all forms of normalfags and you decide to shitpost here
bravo

>Finishing up College Diploma
>Student
>$10,200 of autismbux a year.
>Implying GF.

>Last semester of College, Accounting & Finance
>Job offer as forensic accountant
>Will be $59k base plus bonus
>Single

> MS
> Statistician
> $87,000 + bonus
> %sysfunc(getoption(gfname)), 10/10

>>35229250
>dark circles
>hairline and silly dye choice with those eyes
>pale
>big nose
>skinny

i don't think she looks bad, cumguzzler. i'm just saying there are some poor choices involved here and nothing out of the ordinary. why do you think that's an insult?

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>>35226808

>1 year of college
>part time gas station janitor
>~$5,000?
>tfw no place to lament on the emotional destitution of young men seeking duty and companionship in a society that ostracizes them anymore

This board was designed for spergs and losers, regardless if it was intended to be.

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>>35226808
Life achievements -
lived with a 10/10 hottie 17 year old for three months when I was 30 ..fucked continuously
- Played several gigs in Austin Texas in well known clubs in the entertainment district,
Once owned a 2006 Ford Mustang
...fuck I just realized I am a NEET chad...fuck I guess I am out..good luck /r9K/

>>35229918
Austin is a cool place Anon. Are you still around?

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>>35229363
c-congrats senpai....

>>35229956
>ignores the fact that he fucked a 17 year old
top kek

>>35226808
>>your academic degree level
Highschool
>>your job title
None
>>your yearly income
0
>>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
Brena
>objective
>scale
Looks are subjective
She's a 10 to me

>>35229307
damn tats are turn off. hood rats get them not wife material if you have tats

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>>35229697
most of those are debatably valid, but they hardly equate to her being the "same" as the average plain faced overweight woman, which is what the true average for 26 year olds is. you may as well add pointy elbows to the list

I'd be interested to see your lady

>>35230343
Yeah I don't care for them either, but she has a masters degree in art (she paints and sculpts) and her only tattoo is a little tree branch with a few blossoms and kanji that says "artist" - unobtrusive enough it doesn't bother me.

she is not "hood" at all, which I guess is surprising given that I'm a "drug dealer"

hey OfficerFatty why not tell them about all the arrests for drug trafficking?

https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/11228171/

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>>35230594
I did.

also sadly I'm not a fatty anymore :(