/fembot - general/

Partying and getting fucked by Chad. Its awesome being a girl now addays

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I claim this thread for the bears.

>>35226428
Hey you're not a girl!

The gf application thread starts now.

kill myself before my familly comes back from vacation

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>>35226484
This thread is for bears now. All your "gfs" belong to me now.

>>35226540
I'll kill you, after we do a lot of drugs of course

>>35226540
Just kill youself if you're really going to do it. Most people on here do not give a rat's booty about some random anon.

>>35226540
Take some normies out with you

>>35226622
>>35226540

Dubs wills it femanon. Go on the first roastie rampage

>>35226622
>killing random people for no reason
Stop being such a faggot.

>>35226659
>no reason

fuck off do you know where you are?

>>35226672
What does being on /r9k/ have to do with anything?

I have a question fembots: do you like eye contact during sex? I find it awkward and try to avoid it

>>35226719
>being on /r9k/
>being on a website that idolizes Elliot Rodger and Vincent Cho

Taking my neet ass to my yard at just sitting out there watching the clouds go by and daydreaming in the warm sunlight and cool breeze. Maybe I will take a nap in nature.
I'm sick of being indoors because I hate the cold.

>>35226771
Umm, it depends on the guy...

Some guys just have the worst stare and I can't stand to look them in the eyes. But if the guy is sneaking cute glances and winking while we're doing missionary, I think that's cute af.

I guess I just like shy guys t b h

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>>35226787
>everyone idolizes Elliot Rodger and Vincent Cho
Maybe the edgy kids do but most people don't. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

>>35226848
>stop trying so hard to fit in
>on a board that has a daily mass shooter appreciation thread

Yeah it's just the edgy kids

>>35226812
Keep up the good work anonn

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>>35226864
>>35226837
Thanks for the (You)s. Have this tiny bear.

>>35226810
>I just like shy guys t b h
How can this retarded board still not be able to identify queer RP after years of obvious shit like this?

>>35226873
>them type if threads don't start with kids get out if school

Is it wrong to be attracted to somebody much younger than you? I'm 27 and my neighbour's kid is 17 and he's quite handsome. Not my normal type of guy but he's definitely a looker and always flirts with me when he catches me taking out the garbage or walking my dog. The AoC is 16 here.

Stay home and masturbate to my high school oneitis I haven't had any contact with in like 10 years

>>35226990
Go on /adv/ and ask this question ya dummy.

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>people not just hiding the thread but spamming it
>willing coming into a thread full of things and people you don't like

>>35226407
tried to fuck a XXLbeef burrito it was luke warm i left it on the counter was drunk and horny took a bite out of it was full so stuck my penis in it I'm 5 by 4.8 small dick I fucked it and came but made a mess and got irritation from the fire sauce

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>>35226407
>>35226810
>>35226990

TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT BITCHES. Roasties are not welcome here. Unless you compensate us and prove your worth, we will look down on you like the swine that you are and continue hassling you.

>>35227013
Too many normalfags on there. I wanted a fembot's opinion.

>>35226990
you're a slut
blox

>>35227087
You can just hide the thread and let them shit it up. Killing the thread will only had the spread out. Also worry about your life and not about others. There are a lot of things in life you will never have any control over.

>>35227121
Maybe a little slutty but not to the point where I'd consider myself a slut. I'm almost 30 but I've only slept with two guys and both were during relationships. I haven't had sex in almost four years at this point.

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>>35227143
>having sex at all
YOURE A SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

>>35226407
We dont have spring break in England but anyway i'm just gonna do the same shit I always do, browse 4chan, listen to some podcasts, practice kanji, cry, masturbate and maybe kick start a youtube channel when i finally come up with a channel idea

>>35227160
I know this is bait but come on. You would have had sex if you could.

>>35227162
>start a youtube channel
For what reason would you do that? Unless you got some skills or want to show off ya body as ya playing vidya don't do it.

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>>35227196
>think that's bait
Did you not click my picture at all?

>>35227103
l tried to fuck a XXLbeef burrito it was luke warm i left it on the counter was drunk and horny took a bite out of it was full so stuck my penis in it I'm 5 by 4.8 small dick I fucked it and came but made a mess and got irritation from the fire sauce

>>35227235
Awwwww shit son. We got some bear facts up in here.

>>35227206
Because I enjoy editing videos and it would be something fun to do to pass the time. I dont want to do it for the views, its just so I can say I've actually done something instead of sit on /pol/ all day, complaining about niggers

>tfw no fembot bff to hang out with

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>>35227283
>I go on /pol/
>I'm not a black guy
You're sounding a but triggered my ninja.

>>35227287
I'll be your friend. What's your personality like?

>>35226672
The R9K jungle baby u gonna die

>>35227339
Wait what? I don't understand

>>35227375
SHANANANAANANNANANANANANA
KNEES
KNEEEEEEEEES

>download tinder thinking maybe I'll get a bf
>barely even made a profile
>a guy messages me
>freak out and delete the app
how do people do this shit?

>>35227385
You were implying I was some /pol/ faggot who whines about niggers on /pol/. I stated that I'm a black guy who never goes on /pol/.

>>35227354
not that great. you more than likely don't live close anyway so there's no point in divulging.

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>>35227433
> like suck fat black cocks
I think I got the BBC you may need.

>>35227461
Okay. Just wanted to talk because I'm lonely too but that's fine

Gonna stick tampons in my ass vagina and esophagus, then meditate till I become a blood nigger wish me luck.

>>35227497
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>>35227493
That is one fat black cock anon

>>35227440
Pull your ovaries out and use them as balls, then place them back inside for breeding.

Mostly I'll be catching up on homework and sleep, and fixing whatever went wrong with my skin. Also cooking lots of food and freezing it so I don't have to cook during finals

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>>35227528
All the ladies love my BBC.

>>35227453
Ah no dude, I was talking about myself

>>35227554
>so I don't have to cook during finals

That's a good idea, anon! I should probably do that.

>>35227620
You're a tru qt pi anon

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>>35227565
May bad then. Have this picture of a bear.

>>35227657
Cute! Have you been to Japan?

>>35227705
No. If I did go to japan all they would want to do is touch my hair. I seen the videos!

>>35227834
How much rape?

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>>35227834
>viciously rape you on trains
Why would they want to do that to me?

I'm looking for real fembots to join my fembot only discord channel. Right now there are only a few of us, but we'd like more. Must be willing to share timestamped picture with only me so that I can verify that you are female, because we really want to avoid orbiters and roleplayers sneaking into the chat. Any female is welcome. We talk about vidya, memes, art, and basically anything. It's been quite civil so far, if not a bit empty.

This idea sprouted when I talked to another fembot in a thread about how hard it can be to find female friends. Is anyone interested?

You can add my discord, Feeltender #6021

Guess that anon got reported to death. RIP anon.

>>35227964
I love that idea! I'll add you now

>>35228078
>tfw I took my sweet time going down the thread reporting it all
>it's all gone now
feels good mane, eat shit fembot haters and stay out of our threads

tfw became a cute boy from here's mommygf

tfw want to do cute stuff like have a shared social media account or something where we just share cute stuff together

tfw robots don't do this kind of thing, even if it's not meant to be in a normie way

>>35227964
will you be giving your own timestamped picture?

>>35228301
You did a real good thing anon, thank (you)

>>35226407
Staying home. No vacation plans, but I'll hang with some friends. Probably going to be working too

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>>35226407
TITS OR GTFO BITCH. Once again, until you roasties actually prove your worth, we will continue to look down on you and hassle you for the swine that you are.

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>>35228377
How can we prove our worth, oh powerful male?

>>35228377
>we
When did you become the voice for all anons? I must have missed that thread.

>>35228403
You post stuff you cooked to day.

>>35228403
Also forgot to add you have to post in a way that don't spread your cooties to everyone.

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>>35228403
Show your tits, Or more if you so choose. With a timestamp of course.

>>35228404
Look around you, your on a board that predominately hates women. Haven't you noticed the women hate threads? Your not welcomed here by the average robot and I wouldn't expect a roastie to know this, but tits with a time stamp is an unspoken rule around these parts.

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>>35228313
>will you be giving your own timestamped picture?
of course, it's only fair.

>>35228422
It wasn't today, it was about four days ago, but I baked this cake for my /pol/ roomie. I've been kind of looking for an excuse to post it and this seems about as ripe as any.

Probably gonna get the last DLC for Dark Souls when it comes out. Otherwise I'm just gonna drink and choke back a self-pitying cry since I don't want another repeat of that feeling, and masturbate to the thought of cuddling. Which is what I usually do anyway.

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Stay woke.

M G T O W

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>>35228482
I'm 100% sure most people here don't hate females. Just becuase you see outspoken faggot make women hate threads don't mean everyone here hates females. That's like thinking all people from the right want to kill the gays.
>I have not been on 4chan for 11 years
I know why tits or gtfo was made. It's to stop females from making threads go off topic when all they have to add to their post is " lol btws I'm a girl lol". But as you can see this thread is for females to post here so they are not off topic.

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>>35228576
Why don't you show us a few pics of you masturbating. We'd be happy to cuddle with you.

He is dry, said they, and void of genius: he does not make the sea to fly, and stars to fall, nor the sun to melt like wax: he has not the true style

>>35228482
I guess I choose GTFO

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>>35228553
>having a roommate that goes on /pol/
What's it like? Also ask them does this picture trigger them.

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>>35228633
>Oldfag

Rule still applies though, considering you outed yourself as a women from the very beginning.

And while it is true that not 100% of the people here hate females, THE MAJORITY DO. So get over it and give us what we want.

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here is a bear thenk u

>>35228710
>I'm a woman
Were did I state my gender?
>THE MAJORITY DO.
Got any facts and numbers to back that up?

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>>35228749
That's one happy bear.

>>35228679
He's a good/funny guy overall but I try to avoid discussions of politics with him because he has super memey "opinions" that he literally only has because it's the meme thing to do. He blindly supports /pol/ memery as true politics even though none of it actually benefits him. He voted for Trump and regrets it now.

Again, other than that, he's a good guy. He and his gf order pizza like twice a week but they always share.

>>35228807
He sounds like a dummy.

>>35228313
>>35228291
>tfw no one added me
forever alone without fembot friends

>>35226407
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>>35228769
Chalk me up under "show tits". If you wish to use the board, abide by the rules. You don't even have to show your face, like, hell. If you're going to out yourself as a woman on 4chan, knowing the protocol that we follow here, why expect anything less? Seriously.

This isn't a hate thing. This is the culture of the boards.

>>35230120
>"abide by the rules"
>"the protocol that we follow"

Tits or GTFO is not a "rule" or "protocol" on this or any other board. It's a meme. It's an old meme, at that. Can't you log onto porn sites yourself? Or do you keep getting caught at the disclaimer because you're not actually 18?

Sometimes stating gender is contextual to the conversation. Sometimes it's not. It doesn't really matter. The only people who make a big deal about it are beta whiteknight orbitcucks and muh hugbox virgin spergs who are equally pathetic but consider themselves "above" orbiting.

Original bumparino

Sing hallelujah

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