Can you imagine going that long without sex? Unbelievable! XD

I think he also couldn't masturbate
If that's true then no I can't imagine it, I couldn't even make a week that one time I tried.
Hell not even a day if you count the fact that I still stroked it without cummign the entire 5 days I made it.

>>35225772

you now remember shannyn sossaman

>>35225894
>shannyn sossaman
knight's tale how could I forget.

>tfw a chad rejected me at the club for the second time semester

>>35225772
What's the premise of this movie?

>>35225772

Hahaha, I know right?!


To Chads, that impossible to fathom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgmDb5ays5I

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>>35225967
The male in the OP was bet some money by his friends/co-workers that he couldn't masturbate or have sex for 40 days. I think it may have been $10k or something, not extreme.

>>35225967
the guys arm gets crushed with a boulder and hes stuck for 40 days and 40 nights then he cuts off his arm

>>35226052
and i think his friend is offering to split the prize with a girl who fucks him. which seems like more motivated version of prostitution, but is how he winds up with absurdly attractive women throwing themselves at him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVNayJY7Tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpY79a30azQ

>>35226052
>friends are assholes out fuck you over
>women only care about money
this movie low key red pilled desu

>tfw parents forced me to watch this when I was 12 or 13
>dad keeps asking me "you think that girl is pretty"
>y-yeah
>he keeps asking with different women
>movie ends
>mom leaves the room
>dad mutters "something wrong with you if you don't like THOSE women"
>don't say anything and go back to my room
>still thinks I don't like women

fuck this gay earth I'm straight and want to fuck women I just don't get to because shy neet. and jerkin off to trannies isn't gay if they're very passable

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>>35226334

>jerkin off to trannies isn't gay if they're very passable

To be fair, wasn't he forbidden to jerk off too?

Try 6,598 days, pretty easy after the first year

>>35226460
Yeah, but that's not very hard. Especially if you are on anti-depressants.

>>35226423
your dad's faggot detector was on alert since day one you were born. kys degenerate troon

>>35226595

>but that's not very hard

Speak for yourself

>>35226597

You replied to the wrong post. Good job.

>>35226663
no i didnt faggot

why would i bother quoting that message when you quoted the exact part i wanted to reply

>>35226334
>>35226556
>>35226595
This thread has gotten dark

>>35226052
>$10k
>not extreme

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>>35226460
>>35226595
>tfw go 2+ months without even trying

Thanks libido that died when I was 18 and hasn't come back in the 10 years since...

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>tfw cant even go in to buy things at a store or order food without feeling anxious when having to talk to the cashier

>>35226842

Maybe it's a good thing that I can't then.

it's still a big problem tho

>>35226556
9,855 days here

>You have been muted for 2 seconds

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>>35227008
>>35226556
So are you saying those are the amount of days you have been alive? You can't count from birth because chances are you weren't sexually conscious until you were 8 or 9, not to mention you probably didn't even want to have sex until you were 13 or 14.

But if it's never, then you can't really make a starting date since the last time you had sex. Zero multiplied by the number of days you have been alive still equal zero.

I can see how 80 days would be a long time for a normies.

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>>35226900
tfw have to rush to a bathroom because anxiety shits

tfw people make fun of the poop but don't realize it's anxiety

>>35225772

What the fuck ever happened to Josh Hartnett? And where is Shannon Sossamon for the matter - god she was such a dish

so far, i am sitting at 13,266 days and 13,266 nights

>>35228151

I just did the calc and realized we're in the identical situation

>>35227230
>Anxiety shits
Is this legit a thing?

>>35228601
yep sure is. It's kind of like IBS. It's usually during a panic attack, but the stomach starts to hurt and the shit feeling comes on pretty quick. I used to get a sore stomach and vomit.