>younger brother introduces his fiance to my parents

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>fiance encounters the cervix simulator

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"anon do you have a girl already?"

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>>35225558

"I'm concentrating on my career"

>TFW my younger brother has a better career while I jump between going back to college and working construction

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>younger brother is stillborn so you never know what it's like to be the cool older brother

>fiancee
>oh noes my brother is about to have his wallet raped by some cunt.....lucky bastard why can't I have that

>>35225420
>you'll find someone soon anon! Don't worry she is out there


Probably hiding.

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>tfw NEET middle kid
>older brother have gf, degree and job
>youngest just finished degree and interning
>tfw parents feels like they did good enough

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>>35225420
>"Don't be rude Chad Junior, say hello to your uncle anon!"

my brother has actual autism and still acts and lives like an 16 year old even though he's 28. I'm 30 and feel sorry for him cause my mother is using him for all the gov money that they give to him without telling him out to pay for bills and shit.. so whenever they die he's probably going to be homeless

>>35226139
Spotted the drumpkin. Enjoy your lonliness

>>35226139
hashtag men going their own way

hashtag it's not gay if she has a penis

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>>35225420
>friend of mine is getting married
>tfw I will be attending the wedding as KV

>>35225595
>"I'm concentrating on my career"
I hate those cringey mental gymnastics we tell ourselves

>>35225420
>fiance asks where you live at dinner
>you ask if she wants to see your room

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>younger brother is Chad

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NUMBER ONE!!!

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>tfw only child
>tfw my mother recognizes that her failure as a single parent makes it a miracle that I'm as decent as I am and thus has no expectations of me
>tfw she's never asked why I've never brought a girl or friends home
>tfw no sibling to be inferior to

I may be a degenerate bastard but at least I don't have to suffer the indignities in this thread