How do I get two female friends like them in my life?

go to a lesbian bar

original?

>>35224572
You just KNOW that those two eat each others' pussies out every night.

>>35224572
thousads on tumblr my man
although most of them hate males

somebody ask elle in the comments about her wheelchair, I tried but couldn't

>>35225292
I tried but i'm also banned. but we all know that bitch doesn't really need that wheelchair

>>35224572
I'd like to extend a warm welcome to Agatha, Elle, Agatha's parents, Agatha's siblings, or anyone else who knows Agatha irl who's reading this

>>35225314
You're a fucking idiot. You do realize people do legitimately have falls, car crashes, or diseases that cause them to be disabled? I'm pretty sure she'd get up and try to walk if she could.

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Agatha's extremely cute, but I think a lot of her videos aren't that great. But I guess you autists have low standards and just want an imouto simulator. I mean, I do too and am also a huge loser, but the friend banter doesn't lend itself well to my taste in youtube videos.

Not a fan of her songs or ASMR, but I like her mukbangs and other vids talking about stuffed alpacas n shit.

>>35224572
Go on Tumblr start rebloging shit.

>>35224572
Look at Agatha's face. You just KNOW

>>35226415
how normal and un-creepy of you. Too normal....

>>35224572
Go to a Neutral Milk Hotel concert.

>>35226836
You just know they read these threads.

>>35224821
so do those two

I keep fantasizing about being Agatha's boyfriend and being petty with Elle. Maybe it's because she silenced me a few times on the stream.

>>35225292
you think your the first to ask? shes already said shes not answering that, ever. like months ago. not sure why though, like why not just say unless youre ashamed of it or something? like who gives a shit.

Be the most beta orbiter and offer no rent payment.

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>>35227421
In your fantasies does Elle cuck you? Because that's what would happen in reality

>>35227421
she silenced me just for saying "jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams" or something like that. like how is that offensive?

>>35227488
no I cuck Elle, and sometimes I think about having hate sex with her. I don't know how that would work though so I usually just think of facefucking her.

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Quick rundown on Agatha lads.
Where to start with her body of work?
Need a new jewfu after alison brie's been losing it.

>>35227560
i think her most popular video is the halloween dress up video where she has the black on her face and arms. id start there. thats probably the quintessential agatha

>>35227519
I think because one of the rules was not being political

>>35227560
Well first watch "Response to 4chan Bullying", then watch "B Urself For Halloween", then prolly all the QandA's

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>>35224572
I still don't understand how they initially became friends. They said they were texting before they met but where did they get each other's number? Did their parents know each other and hook them up because they had no friends?

>>35227560
Virgin NEET Jew Autist who's never dated anyone and has some genetic Ashkenazic disease. There's a start.

>>35227708
They met on a gay BDSM website. Agatha is the rope bunny and Elle is the dom

>>35227708
probably tinder lesbian section

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>>35227732
Sounds pretty good 2bh.

>>35227708
Probably this, originally

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>>35227732
>Virgin
hehe

>>35227841
You really think she's not a virgin? She stays indoors all days and her parents hooked her up with a friend because she had none apparently

>>35227905
Do I think she's ever taken dick? No, can't see that honestly. Do I think she's munched some carpet? Absolutely

>>35224572
idk. I have women messaging me but I mostly ignore them because I enjoy my alone time and already have a bf and get anxious about new people discovering my actual autism

>>35227930
I have no idea. I wish she'd give us a rundown on her love life. All we know is she had a crush that lasted 6 years apparently.

>>35227972
That is the entire rundown. Keep in mind she is very introverted and stays at home so not a lot of opportunity. Honestly that's probably part of why we're all virgins as well

>>35227930
i think the "fantasy" part of my brain wants to beleive that, but realistically she just seems like a very non sexual person. i can see her maybe laying in bed and flicking her bean to idina mazel, but shes just so awkward, and wont even listen to songs that are "inapropriate" . mentally and emotinally shes still a child

>>35228084
It's weird though. She's at least an 8/10, talented, and seems at least moderately confident. You'd think she'd have some experience thus far. Maybe she just doesn't talk in social situations or something, or is way more autistic than she's letting on.

>>35228084
>very introverted
introverted people don't start youtube channels looking for attention

>>35228101
She swears in one of her streams. It's just an act to get more attention from males from 4chan

You should have some female acquaintances to meet people through and practice flirting with but don't try to be friends with girls. They're pretty shit friends who flake constantly and will want to talk your ears off about how sad they are that Chad hasn't called.

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>>35228206
>>35228260
Agatha is self conscious, emotional, and like I said, very introverted. Having a conversation by yourself or with your best friend is a lot easier than talking to strangers

>>35228400
Post more screenshots pls.

>>35228400
Wow she calls herself introverted I guess it must be true after all everyone who says they're introverted usually are, especially the women

Who the fuck is Agatha?

>>35228495
Did you just find out about 4chan today? We talk about her every day for months and months. Anyway, search "Threemilk T" on Youtube.

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>>35228470
Look through her tumblr yourself you lazyfag
>>35228473
She does seem introverted and there are no reasons to think otherwise

>>35228400
yeah im not sure i buy this entirely. i think at least some of this is an act. she probably is a little shy and awkward, but like others have said, if she were truly this anti social autistic shut in, no way would she be on youtube, twitch, have a patreon, and all the other shit she does. she wants a certain image: the quiet shy fragile weeb nerd girl. she tries to cultivate that image to get more fans. the real agatha is quite a manipulator, im sure of it

>>35228651
>She does seem introverted and there are no reasons to think otherwise
Except for her youtube channel and the fact that her whole cute act is purposely exaggerated to get more views and attention from r9k

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Really makes you think...
Didn't know Agatha bought into this bullshit

>>35228926
Her YouTube actually is for attention, but that doesn't make her extroverted.
>makes a video by herself in her room with the door locked
>uploads to YouTube
>reads comments and replies to some
Yeah doesn't really scream extrovert to me

Anyone else can't stand watching videos with Elle? I think she is killing her channel's growth by including her so often

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>>35225292
>>35225314
>>35226475
what did she filter the word wheelchair or something

>>35229270
elle has appeared like 2 or 3 times. lol. hard to imagine that shes killing the channels growth.

>>35229270
gtf this is one of the best vids they're cute together

>>35229270
I think she's alright, but she needs to kill the "refined" act. Pretty cringey.

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>spent all day making agatha webms

>>35229401
any from yesterdays stream? specifically , any aggy cake shots in her pj bottoms

wait, her friend is actually crippled? that's kind of weird.
Why is everything related to Agatha so subreal?

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>>35229492
Link me to the shots and I'll make it

>>35229510
if youve seen pictures of agathas family, they are all a bit odd, i think she has a sister in a wheelchair, another is severaly mentally handicapped, and a crossdressing asian brother

>>35229568
two of her siblings are missing arms

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>>35229270
But Elle was a total qt in this one

>>35229568
And doesn't she have adoptive siblings that are also fuck in the head?

>>35229535
Twitch dot tv /videos/125505063
round the 42 minute mark, there are others there too.

>>35229535
i feel pathetic, but ok:

www
twitch
.tv/videos/125505063

if you go to 49:15 in, you get some good ass bouncing shots in the mirror. for about a minute shes doing shit in the background.

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Elle is cute CUTE!

>>35229644
>>35229715
alright Im on it

>>35224572
Step 1
Go on tinder and match with some one who doesn't unmatch you immediately after you initiate conversation
Step 2
Set up plans and find a time that works for both you
Step 3
Realize that if things go well she may want to be your gf
Step 4
Think about how she will take up all of your time , cheat on you, and you will never be able to run the WoW guild you've always wanted on the Alliance
Step 5
Never talk to her again and uninstall tinder

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>>35229743
Elle would be pretty qt if she grew her hair out a bit.

>>35229378
Now that I think about it, you're right, but she's definitely killing the twitch channel growth. Agatha barely gets 40 viewers anymore.

>>35224572
stop being goyim

typical of jews to raise a bunch of parasites

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>>35229806
Sorry. Kept coming out too bright so I had to mess with the settings. Working on the other ones now

>>35230140
i mean, i think her very first stream had like 140-150, which was amazing, but theres no way shed get that many every broadcast. a lot of pl ame out of curiosity for her first stream, and didnt come back. its gone down each stream, but i think its more due to the fact that she doesnt really have enough content. she cant sustain it and grow , if shes just eating, playing music, drawing. its fun for a small niche group of ppl, but i dont see how it could ever grow or get big.

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you dirty goyims still giving this little succubi free views and money

you realize you just look like ants to her?

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>>35229644
orignal somethings

>>35230324
>you will never be squished by giantess agatha

>>35230324
Is it bad I don't mind a disgusting goyim slave to Agatha?

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>>35230483
>she'll never make a mukbang where she pins your 4 inch still alive body on her plate and begins to dismember you with a fork and knife and nonchalantly eat you while talking about her stupid dog

>>35228206
Agatha is not 8/10. I wish ugly cunts would stop fucking rating people.

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>>35229644
>>35229715
something something original webm

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>Threadly reminder that this thread will probably be deleted soon.

Do you gentlemen think Aggie inherited any of her mothers good genes?

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>Stop harassing me, robutts!

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>>35231232
You stay away from my foreskin, Agatha!

>>35231051
Okay, what would you rate her?

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>>35231154
You'd would hope. But hoping hasn't gotten anyway here very far.

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>>35231271
>Tfw Agatha will never trick you into thinking she's giving you a blow job but instead bites your foreskin off

>>35231154
Holy fuck her mom's got a sweet rack, got any more?

>>35231297
Purely looks? 5-6.

Including her personality? 3-4.

>>35231154
Why she's over 18 right?

>>35229094
Did that really blindside you? She's on tumblr after all. Also, just because she accommodates people who use gender neutral pronouns doesn't mean she's a huge cunt about it.

>>35231482
Yup. She's over 18 and still has threads deleted. Meanwhile there's 2 eliza threads up right now that have been up for hours. Really makes you think...

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>>35231534
It's because the mods are nazis

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>tfw no dying autistic jew gf

just end me now

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>>35224572

>tfw Aggie is wearing that black dress I like

>>35232191
She has a disease called Gaucher's Disease Type 1. It's not fatal.

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>>35231534
Damn, mods have patrician taste desu

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So how old are the rest of you Agatha fans? I'm twice her age.

>>35232292
younger than her by an unspecified amount of time :^)

>>35232292
who's the fuckin 19 year old idiot who freaked her out and she told her parents about him

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>>35232292
22 by the end of this month

>>35232292
I'm a year older than her. I think you should neck yourself promptly

>>35232334
same
31st here when's your birthday

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>>35232191
She looks healthier lately.

>>35232331
He doesn't browse 4chan apparently. His youtube name is w h a t i s r e a l ? actually seems like a nice guy. you can find him buy searching the common sections of a few videos back

>>35232331
That is w h a t i s r e a l ?/Mercaschal/sadboikaworu/hmommy

>>35232292
>36
>Still immature enough to get obsessed with rando Youtube sluts who will NEVER even know you exist

You're a special kind of sad.

>>35232389
>lately
>pic from a couple years ago

>>35232331
what happened now? not original

>>35232391
>>35232432
no i know who he is i was wondering if he was in this thread

pisses me off with all the theatrics and shit
i like grouper and the p elvrum too but he can fucking relax

>>35232445
I feel like I wouldn't like Agatha that much if I met her IRL. We see her with bright lights shining on her face, but IRL her dark circles are this intense purple color. That would freak me out.

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>>35232459

i like how her dad likes all her new vids i wonder if he's ever lurking the livestreams

>>35232292
yikes dude. to each their own i suppose. I guess you aren't hurting anyone except arguably yourself.

>>35228206
>>35228400
Bullshit, true introverts are camera shy. Saying this as an extrovert who likes to take pictures. and has worked on many film sets

>>35232459
He expressed his unhealthy obsession with Agatha in the comments section and on twitter. He decided he was going to slit his wrists and neck himself when she completed his song request so she stopped taking his betabux. He's changed his mind about ending it but he is still obsessed with Agatha.

>>35232479
how do you know her dad likes all her new videos?

>>35232488
>Film set psychology

lmfao Kill yourself cunt.

>>35232502
his liked videos aren't private

>>35230084
Length is okay, just better than
>autistic white boy
Styling. boycut is cute on very feminine girls, she needs more of a real pixie.
Or like the real world, she is going hard butch cruising for a new seat for her handcappied pussy

>>35232432
>hmommy
Oh I recognize him from the streams. He didn't seem all that bad.

>>35232517
dad yt account? send just the part after .com

>>35232445
It wasn't in reference to the pic. I just wanted to share a pic of her that I like.

>>35232507
>not understanding basic traits in humans
Autism

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>>35232441
Welcome to /r9k/ desudesu~

>>35228400
why do all women these days claim to have some mental disorder? Nice gets btw

>>35232441
I agree it's depressing, but who cares if Agatha will never know I existed? You have to be a special kind of stupid to think you'll one day fall in love with some random youtuber, no matter who it is.

>>35232441
Stop being so mad.

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>>35232479
She doesn't let her family watch while live streaming or do other internet things so she doesn't lag.
>>35232538
>>35232517
I also want this please

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>>35232441
>it's okay for me to obsess over little girls because I'm not 30 yet

>>35232618
lmao what does she tell them all to get off the internet for two hours so she can stream

when did she say that

>>35232485
Worst part is I work for US government and live with my gf. No one must know. Maybe I should watch anime so I can have 2D waifu instead.

>>35232618
I'm sure he watches on data or some other method

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>>35232640
>not watching all her streams
She mentioned it at least two different times. One was from a lag spike so she checked on her family and the other was at the end of one when she went a few minutes over.

>>35232664
So when is Agatha moving out and going to college?

>>35232550
>I understand basic traits in humans because I'm a film set psychologist

I know. That's what I was making fun of ;)

>>35232664
yeah i saw her check she didn't say anything about not actually letting them use the internet
and that's fucked guess i missed it

does her mum watch her vids

>>35232675
too socially and emotionally stunted for that i bet she'll be a neet selling stuffed alpacas online for a while

>>35232642
Have you told you gf? If not, what do you say to your gf while you're watching the livestream? I'm Agatha's age and I told my friends about Agatha and they thought it was weird, but didn't care that much.

>>35232582
Marzia thought about it. Now she's with the top Youtuber.

>>35232700
>told your friends about agatha

lol are your friends any kind of normal or?

>>35224572
if you have to ask /r9k/ you already lost.

>>35232700
I'm usually busy being wagecucked in my cubicle. I usually watch Aggie videos before I go to sleep meanwhile my gf goes to a few hours earlier than me.

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>>35232675
She has no plans for college and no idea what she's doing next year. I doubt she'll move out
>>35232684
Not 100% on this. Before she said she didn't really want her mom to watch her videos but now her mom followed one of Agatha's fans on instagram so she obviously could watch if she wanted. I think Agatha said her mom was watching the stream once

>>35232723
Hmm I guess normal is subjective, one of them does has a gf though. They just said "it wasn't their thing"...

>>35232739
I laughed out loud when she said that on stream. What the hell is her mom doing...

>>35232698
The alpacasso market crashed. I think at this point she's hoping YouTube, streaming, and music works out. She has been getting a decent amount of betabux

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>>35232292
25
I thought I was completely cured of 3DPD three years ago

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No one wants to admit that they are over the age of 18 because some normies made fun of me in this thread.

>>35232642
It could be worse, you could be an Elizafag like me

>>35232739
>>35232779
she said someone followed her mom

and if that someone is in this thread how did she accept your request because i tried following her and she didn't accept mine

>>35232829
I don't really pay attention to the roastie worship on here. My main attraction to Aggie is she looks like the first girl I fucked.

>>35232855
sounds like epi and his thing with rose

>>35232853
That guy probably did something weird and now she won't accept any more requests

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>>35232853
Tried following her mom as well hoping for some rare agathas.

>>35232855
Lucky, I've never even seen anyone that looks remotely like Agatha

>>35232881
idk i tried months ago

>>35232888
there are a couple of rare agathas i believe
some have been posted but i want the captions and shit

>>35232881
>>35232888
>>35232905
the instagram wasn't on private when the whole agatha thing started apparently

agatha must have told her about pictures being posted in threads

>>35232905
Yea the ones from her mom's blog aren't that rare anymore unless there's more somewhere else

>>35232901
Google search Anne Frank.

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>>35232942
THAT'S NOT TRUE DELETE THIS

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>>35232967
Okay, just for you :)
Agatha threads should be kind threads

>>35232967
w-what was it?
was it nudes?

>>35233019
Just lies.

>>35233019
>>35233050
It was someone pointing out that any decent looking non-autist male could take Agatha if they met IRL.

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>had that dream again where Agatha was watching me shred at the skatepark on my fruitboots

>>35232940
not talking about her blog

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>>35233062
She's into girls though

>>35233062
but she's a dyke so good luck chad

>>35233085
All girls are into girls. I don't know what you're trying to argue here.

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You fucking Goyim need to leave our women alone. We're going to go extinct outside of Israel at this rate.

>>35233180
Agatha is already a half-breed :^)

>>35233180
You mad jew boi? We stealin you women

DYKED

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>>35232292

I'm 34. It's not a sexual thing though. I like to pretend she's my daughter, which you could argue is sadder/creepier than perving on her. ;_;

>>35233211
I'm not going to judge you.

*hugz*

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>>35233200
Anyone have the full rundown on her ethnicity? I know she's like half Ashkenazi from her mother and I think it's her paternal grandma that's Cuban. Does that make the remaining quarter Irish given her last name?

>>35233211
>>35233263
I'll judge you both though you fucking weirdos. Just go and have a daughter of your own. It's really not hard.

>>35233285
Her dad is goy, her mom is Ashkenazi

That's all I know

>>35233286
Yeah and then let some roastie cuck me with child support.

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>>35233285

Irish/Ashkenazi does make for qt girls

>>35233285
No, her maternal grandmother is Cuban. Lots of Ashkenazi Jews in Cuba before Fidel Castro took power. Her Paternal Grandpa is Jewish too, and she just described her Dad as "white American".

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>>35233324

I think having a qt daughter would be worth 20% of my income going to child support. Life feels so hollow with just me, 4chan, and Netflix ;_;

>>35233355
>baby mama wants to be a typical roastie bitch
>she doesn't let you see your qt daughter
>she tells qt daughter that you don't want to see her because you wanted a son
>you get a call from child support asking for more money since you spend no time with the kid
>you'll have to comply or else they will revoke your drivers license or contact your place of employment and take money out of your paycheck before you get it

>>35233324
You don't even have a job you stupid cunt. You have nothing to take.

>>35233332
Are you sure her paternal grandpa is Jewish? Agatha and her mother recognize her dad as goyim and her Irish last name would come from her paternal grandpa.

>>35233386
So much projection in this thread. Who let the normies in?

>>35233395
Fuck I meant maternal. Here it is: Maternal Grandparents are both Ashkenazi, and Paternal Grandparents are just White American.

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It's only a matter of time before you monsters scare her into completely deleting her online presence like Cracky-chan and Boxxy before her.

>>35233399
>Normies
>Who have jobs
>Projection

Well you just destroyed your own dumb fucking argument. Not that it matters. You won't be passing on your genes. Ever.

>>35233422
Yeah, I'd give it a few months at most. Hope someone is backing her videos up lol

>>35233422
Boxxxy didn't delete her online presence. She attention whored for beta bux before getting too fat and boring for people to donate so she quit.

>>35233429
Stop being mad.

do you think agatha fucked that asian girl from that deleted video

the way she looks at her idk

>>35233437
Could someone post a mega archive of her videos pls

>>35233422
She's already made like $1K at least. I don't think she'll be quitting any time soon.

>>35233441
>Heh, he's mad because I'll never pass on my own genes. W-what a baka!!1!!

>>35233469
Check her youtube channel. There may be some videos there.

>>35233470
from youtube?

most of her vids get like 2000 views tops

>>35233495
Combined Patreon, individual donations, and the like $300 in Twitch donations.

>>35233469
why don't you rip them yourself and make one for us

i ripped all the twitch streams because they only last 14 days or whatever

>>35233486
Why are you mad? Tell me how your day was. It'll help you calm down.

>>35233506
>individual donations

to what like paypal?

>>35233488
I want an actual archive in case she deletes her videos. I'm too lazy to make one myself and I know people have already made some that include a couple of her deleted videos

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>>35233506
>tfw couldn't be born a female and do nothing on camera for money

At least modern girls can get paid without having sex on camera now. If I could pass as a trap I'd probably make videos asking for patreon bucks too.

>>35233528
She has a "business email" for individual requests

>>35233513
is there was a way to save them with the chat?

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I thought the mom's blog post about Agatha essentially being a perma-child spouting Gnome Child esque philosophical questions was so cute. :3

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>>35233513
please gibs link

>>35233545
To be fair, she probably only makes a few dollars per hour to endure the bullshit we give her. Wageslaving would probably make way more money.

>>35233535
I'm waiting for her to delete all of her videos before I share them. I'll probably charge a few bucks until someone shares them for free. I know everyone else is lazy like you and won't make an archive.

>>35233571
i guess i'll upload them eventually

>>35233561
Kek, I wonder if Agatha has seen that image

>>35233556
Yes people do this with gamer streams all the time.

>>35233582
desu I already have all of her deleted youtube videos, I just don't know how to rip from Twitch because I'm an idiot

>>35233576
too bad no one has rare deleted agatha vids to make threads interesting like /rose2013/

>>35233599
fuck how?

>>35233612
Now she's living a great life compared to the rest of us. I guess it pays to have a rich daddy.

>>35233517
My day was great. I broke vegan cuz my fiance bought pizza. I got some beers. I've had a smoke. Dodged uni. Fucked around on 4chan.

What about you cunt?

>>35233614
>>35233556
Just record the screen

>>35233616
Just google it, bro. I would figure it out myself but probably by the time I get you an answer someone knowledgeable will tell you.

>>35233644
i am

>>35233642
true. the video would still be source/highest quality right?

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She's so sweet and innocent. I want to protect her from the world.

>>35233640
>wagecuckery
>worked on a problem server that needs a ton of software updates
>applied some fixes to some coding project I pushed out last week
>went home and picked up my gf
>needed a suit for an event but I'm a cheapass so had to find one on sale for $500
>had some delish dinner with my gf
>hung out with some relatives
>lifted weights and then put them back down
>watched Aggie videos
>discussed things on 4chan instead of sleeping

I don't see why you're so angry to call people names though.

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>go to agatha's twitch stream once
>see a bunch of dumb anons saying dumb shit and getting their messages deleted
>log in with a jewish named twitch account and start communicating with english to hebrew google translate
>say stupid shit like "do the goyim know they're goyim?" and other salutations in hebrew
>mods politely message me to please speak english, tell them okay and then type out a few more hebrew messages
>never get banned

if you haven't made your jew account yet, I suggest you should

>>35233670
What will you protect her from? She's an introvert and doesn't leave the house.

>>35233707
What was your account name?

>>35233707
I don't know how to be a jew. Help.

>>35233670
But can you protect her from yourself? I think this is where most of us Agatha fan robots fail

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Reminded me of this tinder slut

>>35233702
You know you can rent suits right? Why the fuck would you buy a suit unless you need it regularly?

What do you lift?

I don't have to be angry to call you names faggot. Lighten up

m8s i have a question. i found a nice qt 17y/o who supports trump and is a virgin. this is the jackpot right?

>230 replies
I wonder how Elle feels about being seen by thousands of strangers from a sexist incels ridden image board

>>35233707

Relatedly
>Italian mom German dad(last name has "stein" in it)
>Sisters get mom's olive skin and dad's blone hair
>I get mom's frizzy hair and dad's pale skin
>Hired at an office for more than going rate for my profession
>Realize all coworkers are Jews
>Eventually comes out that I'm Christian
>Boss screams at me, lying shiksa whore
>Get lawyer to sue former workplace for discrimination

This probably sounds like a bullshit story, but keep an eye on the news

>>35233796
That sounds fake as hell, but if you have any proof make a thread on /pol/ about it

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>>35233751
I really don't know, man. I'm gainfully employed with no family to support. I like to pretend I'm poor and put all my money into savings but every once in a while I blow a couple of grand on useless shit. This time I wanted to keep it cheap so I wouldn't feel too guilty.

I'm DYEL and use pic related because I don't want to leave home for the gym in case a /fit/izen spots me with basketball shorts on in the gym.

I don't want to lighten up. This is an AgathElle thread.

>>35233796
Haha that's hilarious. What's your profession though? Banking?

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What youtube channel should Agatha guest star on? My vote is pic related.

>>35233859

I want to see Poppy hypnotize her and dress her in qt outfits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1f2zVSidus

>>35233825
>shiksa
I have no idea what the thing on the left is. Is that a stand to do pushups on? Dumbells look cool though. If you have money to blow then get yourself a home gym. You've got the money. I had to get it on credit but it's a good investment. Just get olympic dumbbells instead of standard so you can use your olympic plates with it.

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>>35233859
Reviewbrah
>Agatha does mukbang
>reviewbrah reviews food
Although they might clash a bit since he's redpilled and Agatha is still a bluepilled feminist tumblrina

Agatha would have so many more viewers if she just:
>Shaved her arm hair
>Wore a tiny bit of makeup
>Whitened her teeth
>Explored new streaming options/videos
It's not that fucking hard. Is she really that autistic she can't do this?

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>>35233859
She should teach Dom the proper bodyweight squat technique.

>>35233859
freedomain radio i would say

>>35233918
>shaved arms
This is unpleasant, I don't comprehend how females can do this. I hate just shaving my facial hair.
>whitened teeth
My teeth are even more yellow than agatha's, how do I do this?

>>35233953
Hmm I've always liked shaving, feels cleaner somehow. Maybe shaving arms is different though. Also teeth whitener can be purchased on Amazon for under $20 for several months of white teeth. Carbamide Peroxide won't do much damage and will make your teeth sparkly white.

>>35233953

The whitening products you see on shelves are for stained teeth. If your teeth are consistently ivory/yellow it means you got a shitty genetic hand dealt to you and/or wrecked your enamel and will have to bend over for the dentist.

>>35234024
How can you tell the difference? I had yellowish teeth for my whole life but now they are bright white from those products.

>>35233997
I have acne so it hurts. I also once tried an inch sample shaving of pubic hair and it ended up being very uncomfortable and itchy afterwards

>>35233429
Damn slappy, why so triggered?

>>35234054

Which one did you use?

The ones I've tried did jack.

>>35234066
See >>35233486

Originalo222222222222

please anons i need guidance
>>35233779

>>35233890
It's for dips and body rows.

>>35234094
Carbamide Peroxide 44%. Make sure to leave it in for 30 minutes and cover your front teeth fully. Apparently you can use a sports mouthguard, but I just used one of the trays you can buy.

>>35234167
>virgin
You sure about that? Probably better than the average roasting anyways

>>35234200
im quite certain

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>>35234099
Who cares you dub stealing asshole.

>>35233702
>gf
why can't you normies fuck off.

>>35234298
You care. You spend your days fantasizing about being someone like me.

>>35232558
Good ol' based redpilled Kenji.

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Pigtail Aggie is best Aggie

>>35224572
imagine being an SS camp commander son in the 1940s, it's father son at his work place. you see a little cutie like agatha on the jew processing facility. you ask daddy if you can keep her. he says yes and your have her happily as a practice GF for years, then the fucking yankee bastards drop bombs on your whole country and let the russian pigmen wade through your once magnificent nation, and they steal your sweet agatha. look what you american dumb fucks did to agatha!