>be me
>be white
>go to last class of the day
>sit down and do my "work"
>random black girl sits next to me
>class is almost over
>the girl starts talking about mixed kids
>she says she wants to have one
>be one of the few guys in the class that looks white
>she ask me if I'd fuck a black girl
>laugh away my problems
>she ask if she can just use my semen
>she says she won't charge child support
>awkwardly avoid the question till time to leave
>walk away
>>35220873
Was she at least a pretty black girl, or was she a gross concrete ape?
Still doesn't change what the ultimate answer should be, but still.
>>35220950
>implying they aren't all ugly
Good one anon
>>35220950
She was definitely not pretty. She was pretty scary looking though.
>be me
>16
> on the bus on a seat near the middle
>bus stops at large transport terminal, fucktons of people gets on
>no more empty seats
>next stop a girl comes on
>stands next to where i sit
>she literally stares at my crotch for 20 seconds
>feelssomthingman.jpeg
>tfw its the closest i've gotten to getting pussy
>feelsbadman.png
>>35221000
yeah lol theyre all horribly ugly 2/10
>>35221384
She's mixed though.
>>35221384
Not much difference from dicking a chimp
>>35221384
She doesn't even look black lel
>>35220873
Should have fucked her,
I'd fuck any woman of any race.
>>35220873
>she ask if she can just use my semen
>she says she won't charge child support
That's a great ruse on her part.
>but your honor, she said she wouldn't charge child support
>"genetic testing shows its your baby, you pay for 18 year"
>b-b-but...
Didn't even nut.
>>35221000
Yeah I know right they're all max 2/10 right
>>35221758
She is ugly lmao
>>35221758
White features nice try
>>35221763
How?
>>35221772
How? She has large lips and just generally looks black. You are literally being a dick now. I showed you a good looking black girl and the first thing you say is "white features" which I would like for you to explain.
>>35221858
t. mad try hard
>>35221874
>mad
Sure
>>35221758
>>35221384
Post more pls
Xjjgfcnuttttt
>be me
>family halloween party
>uncles young friend turns up an also a few other non family
>He's a traveling DJ turbochad
>has 9/10 bimbo gf who was on TV sometimes
>gets pretty late and everyone pretty drunk
>turbochad telling me stories of his DJ travels
>Litteraly tells me about how he fucked some chick over the turntables after his first show
>tfw mass inferiority realisation
>his gf is real drunk and seems to like me
>sits on my lap and tells me her life stories
>I couldn't be less interested but she starts grinding slowly
>ohfugg.png
>abortmission.gif
>shoot DJ turbochad a few looks and he tells the scantily clad TV model to get off my lap
>quickly excuse myself and go sit in the car reading my LOTR book for the rest of the night
>closest I've come
>was 15
>a distant memory
>>35221978
>Post more pls
Post more shut the fuck up
>>35221858
She's black, still looks like an ape
>>35221000
>>35221000
yeah man they're all fucking pizza faced eh
pic related: left is ugly-ass mixed grill I know
>>35220873
I once saw an old homeless dude reading loli doujins in internet cafe in full view of everyone.
Someone post some stuff
>>35220873
Slip some contraception in her drink and go rawdog her until she's satisfied
Or get a vasectomy
Seeing how you go to /r9k/, this might be your only chance to fuck in your life, so don't waste it
Smart, my dude. Smart...
YOU KEKOLD
>>35222132
Holy shit that black chick on the right looks like a fucking moon lmao
>>35220873
Not much weird but I take the bus every day and there's always a girl staring at me like she wants to slit my throat. I swear she's going to stab me if I turn around.
>>35222844
fuck
that picture reminded me club penguin's shutting down
feelsbadman
>>35223236
Wait club penguin shut down?
>>35221372
She didn't want the D. She was trying to virtue signal that you were being a piece of shit by not giving up your seat for her.
>>35222445
There's a point in life when you stop giving a fuck.
>be 14
>take a shortcut through fields and hills to get home after school
>climb up one and about to go down the other side
>two naked guys sitting at the bottom drawing on each with black marker pen
>make eye contact for about five seconds
>run the other way and take the long way home