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Manlets unite thread.

>age

>height

>your sad story
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>>35220400
6'7"
250
talklet
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>>35220453
>6'7
Are you a child or a dwarf?
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> 48
> 5'1
> Girl went on a date with me only once. It was because she lost a bet with my coworkers. Wanted to lose my virginity so I paid for a prostitute. She started laughing when she saw my penis. I couldn't get it up and ran from the hotel in treats.
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>20 from the uk

>5'6

I've been manlet for all my life. It wasn't until I was in year 11 (16) that I realised everyone was growing except for me and height started to become a big deal. The 6footers were blossoming and the girls LOVED IT. I was 5'4 at the time, so 2 years later when I started to grow you couldn't imagine my elation! I was finally going to join the manverage crew!

>nope

Topped out at 5'6 and avoid girls like the plague to spare myself humiliation.
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>>35220473
I am a dwarf.
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>20
>5'6"
>Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Autistic, Schizoid, Abused, all the fun stuff.
Started going to the gym for a few months but ended up popping blood vessels in my head when I got my squat up to 235lbs. Now I can't train anymore and waste away sleeping 11 hours a day and working 8.
The rest of my time goes to getting upset at video games.
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>>35220400
21
4'11
genetics
kill me
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>>35220400

>23
>5'4
>dateless khhv. tried with literally a single girl in my entire life who never texted me first so I could tell she didn't like me and gave up
>my confidence with women is at rock bottom
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>>35220501

A.. a grand wizard?
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>26
>5'7
>i can't find a gf for the life of me

I've actually slept with 40 girls but sex isn't all it's cracked up to be when you can't find a girl that actually cares about you
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>>35220400
24
6'4"
Feels pretty good too bad I have a small penis
Only dicklets feel true pain
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>>35220400
>20
>5'7"
>also sightless, jawlet, underbite
JUST
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>25
>5'6"

idk never felt that short, doesn't actually bother me, still taller than most girls
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>>35220400
>19
>3'9"
>lost both legs in a car crash when I was 12
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>>35220400
22
5'5
genetics + asian so no one likes me

the only thing I have going for me is that I have an average sized dick I guess. Barely 6 inches but at least they can't make fun of me for that...
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>>35220601

complaining about that on here is like describing first world problems to starving africans
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>B-but lanklets will get cancer and heart attacks, r-right?

KEK

I thank god that I'm 185cm, not manlet or lanklet but still above average
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>>35220400
28
6 foot 4
I'm not a manlet
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>>35220695
You are truly the optimal male height if so.
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>23
>5'8"
>degenerate drug-addict, learned it from my very abusive and neglectful "parents", constantly fail at every thing I try (school, job, interpersonal relationships) and petrified of the uncertainty of the future.
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185cm, sad story: listening to roasties shit-talk manlets when no guy under 180 is around, it's really kinda baffling
>mfw the memes were real
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>>35220778
Woman HATE manlets, being short is the worst thing I guy can be.

>pic related just a small portion of what women think
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>27
>5'9.5
>tfw every 4th guy and every 20th woman i walk by in public reminds me how I almost made it but never did

averagelets unite!
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>19
>5'10/179 cm
Dutchfag here, so I'm pretty much a manlet. Have been around this height since I was 15, which really sucked as my cousin who is 2 years younger than me was already at fucking 190 at that time.
I'm just a late bloomer r-right?
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>29
>5'5
>some time in 2012 a friend raped me. i never came out about it until 2016. i told places they never did anything about it, i even told my parents about it they never did anything either. he even stole a bunch of video games from me. i heard him say he made like $65 off of my games. he and his girlfriend moved to vermont.
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>>35220400
Can males (female) post?
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19 m
5,5
Im am small and feminine so I almost got raped until He pulled off my pants, figured out im a guy and called me a fag wile running away
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>20
>5'9
>autistic and probably also borderline retarded
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WE CAN BE PROUD. Stalin was short, Hitler was short, Napoleon was short. Ghengis fucking khan was short. Regardless of political views of their actions, you have to admit, short men can be pretty fucking powerful, and as Manlets we can be proud that our comrades made it that far.
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22
5'5
Graduating college soon but I just want to play videogames
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>>35220601
off this board normalo
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>>35221159
>brutal dictators who orchestrated the greatest mass murders in history
>proud to be like these murder-dwarves
I bet in high school everyone thought you'd shoot the place up
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25

5'2

I've got a gf so I don't really care. I mean I suffer from depression but it has nothing to do with height. Objectively life is pretty good. I have it all, education, job, wealth, status, and of course my gf. Just need to fix these brain chemicals to be happy.
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You realize girls not dating short guys is a meme, right?

Literally nobody in the world but a couple dozen Stacey Thundercunts and *you* think this is a thing.

Height means literally nothing to anyone.

You're hiding behind this as an excuse. Just admit you're shit at social interaction and that's why everyone hates you, it's the same reason as the rest of this board. You aren't special.
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>>35220400
19
5'4

Whenever I see some worthless beta KEK complain about how life is so fucking hard being 5'9 and being at like the 49.9 percentile in male height, I want to fucking beat their worthless ass to death.

>pic related
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>>35220400
>25
>5'5
>have never really felt like I'm getting as much hate from girls as I should.
I refuse to talk to them first, but they talk to me very often. Have even had taller girls interested, which I thought was impossible until I got to college. I have a decent face, and it also helps that I'm in commiefornia. I'll be okay, but fuck this height, honestly.
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>>35221334
guys who are 5'9 or 5'10 who complain are indeed full of shit and objective failures as human beings. However, imagine a guy whose 5'2 or under trying to get a gf? Its extremely unlikely, and its not crazy to think that they're at a huge disadvantage in dating. They're practically invisible to modern American women.
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I'm 6'1,but will put 5'4 roasties in their place when they start talking about height. Their womanlets. Tall girls will forever be the best.
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>>35220582
>>35220501
TEACH US YOUR WAYS MASTER

origigigi
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>>35221413
but... 5'4 is the average height of American women anon. Surely you knew that before posting this, r-right?
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>>35221447
The average height for males is still manlet tier in the eyes of roasties. I'm just laying out the same judgement they give out to men. Sickens my shit when they talk about a lad over 6 foot being the only option for them . Just fuck up you short cunt.
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23
6'6
Ive been a manlet for as long as I can remember, I've only been on a handful of dates and haven't had sex since my highschool gf
It sucks
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>>35221483
5'4 bro here.
I like the way you think anon. Win one for us short men out there! Fuck the roastie sluts!
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>>35221496
did you make a typo or are you literally retarded?
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34

6'2"

Probably the only real friend I ever had, died in a work accident in 2010. You guys would have liked him here.
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>19
>5'7"
>I've had girls be attracted to me and had a small group of friends since 6th grade, but I don't care for any of them, I can't form relationships since girls think I'm an asshole after a while and leave me. I've got a female friend I think things might work out with but I don't want to risk it, so I'll settle for the occasional drunk fuck
>tfw brother and father beat and made fun of me to the point that I stopped showing emotion
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>>35221067
I live in Vermont if you want me to whack him
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>>35220400
6"1
Raised a pauper in northwest stockfordshire

Fed gruel every other day by abusive foster parents

Placing noose as we speak
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>>35221521
6'6" is manlet tier nowadays. I'm 6'8" and I struggle to get poosay
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>>35221645
>6'2"
Why dont you join him dickhole
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>20
>5'10
>I was a short kid, and I was short when I turned 15, but by the time I turned 16 I was 5'10, I think I'm done
>like tall girls so I wish I were shorter
>like 1 inch tall would be ideal
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>20
>6'0
>i am so very short
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>born as average 6'2
>will never get gf
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> 27
> 4'8
> Woman pulled over while I was walking to work and asked where my parents were.
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>>35221829
Y You too, faggot.
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>>35222008
Jesus Christ anon, that almost made me tear up. I'm so so sorry for you.
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>>35220400
I'm 5'8.
I never get to hit my head on any small door frames :(
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>>35222008
At least girls talk to you. I'm 5'2" which is too tall to be dwarf cute and too small to be manlet cute
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>>35222008

yeah that's bad
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>>35220501
Sounds like you're old enough to get trickle down Danny DeVito pussy.
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>>35221151
You end up a shota plaything for a pedo lady, if that be the path ye desire.
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>>35220400
>20
>5'10"
>drugs

ne1 else?
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>>35220400
>20

>181cm, I think that's around 5'11'' ?

>haven't left the house or talked to anyone except my 3-4 internet friendos
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>>35223145
>>haven't left the house or talked to anyone except my 3-4 internet friendos *for 6 months goddamnit
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>>35220400
>18
>5'9
>I didn't sleep at all during high school and had a really shitty diet so I didn't grow to the full potential even though I had really good genes.
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>>35220400
>5'10

It just sucks that if I had grown a couple more inches, I would be drowning in pussy.
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>>35220400
>20
>6'3"
>My only girlfriend kept cheating on me until she finally fell in love with me and left me, leaving me so sad that I quit my job and NEET around living with my Momma
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>>35220608
This right here.
>25
>6'3"
>literal babydick
When im alone i just start crying. It feels like time is moving so much faster. If it wasnt for video games and movies, i would have off'd myself years ago.

Take heart, manletbros. You might be a manlet, but at least youre no dicklet.
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>>35222008
Jesus christ, thats fucking harsh. Bless your soul, little one.
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> 24
> 5'10
> Girls at my job call me stubby and ask me to get things from a shelf they know I can't possibly reach. Have to stack books in my chair so I can use my desk.
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>19
>5'6"
>There is no story, I will stay under the radar until the day I kill myself and I've stopped caring. I think about doing it everyday but when I do it, I will do it properly. I don't want attention just a quick death.
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>>35220400
>age
25
>Height
183 cm (105 kg 15% bf)
>Story
I'm the most repulsive man I know. If it wasn't for the fact I'm moderately successful at what I've done so far I would have offed myself by now.
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>>35223288
but you're 5'10??

how can they possibly call that stubby?
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>>35223484
b..but i'm 5'10.9999!!!!
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>>35220400
>20
>5'8

>no gf not ever, either bullied or completely ignored

haha just be yourself.. life is unfair what? are you crazy? just be confident ;)
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>>35221447
Average height for an american male is 5' 9.5". Still manlet tier.
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>>35221334
height means nothing to anyone? that's a load of bull. studies on women's preferences and data from dating sites have shown that women are more attracted to taller men
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>>35222008
I'm 5'4 and that is the most soul crushing thing to hear
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>>35220400
22

5'8

People annoy the shit out of me and I just keep to myself playing vidya, cooking, or do some other hobby I'm interested in whenever I have free time or am off from work. I learned at an early age that caring about others or expecting high things from them tends to lead to disappointment and frustration. Yet I still feel disappointed and frustrated often.
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>>35223629
>5'8
This is within average range, your height isn't the reason you don't have a gf
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I feel like I should hijack this thread into something that interests me, I often wonder what the cutoff point for a manlet is, at 5'11" I don't worry about my height, but I've seen the posts of "6 foot and over" being the minimum for girls, but for me i think a manlet is someone who is noticably shorter than the average guy. In the UK the average is 5'9" apparently, and in the US 5'10", so from that, and for me personally, I think anyone under 5'6" is what you can truly call a manlet, this is from knowing and interacting with people around 5'7" and 5'6" a fair bit, I would say that under that is the point at which a man becomes small enough for it to be a really noticable feature of that person. That said, I'm sure that someone who is 6'2" would have a different opinion, as would someone at 5'8". So basically what I'm wondering is how tall are you and what do you consider manlet.
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>>35220608
>>35223256
My dick is really small when it's flaccid, and I keep hearing this stuff about only flaccid size mattering.

It makes me want to kill myself.
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> 21
> 5'9
> Cry myself to sleep almost nightly because I know I'm fuck for life
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>>35221159
>napoleon complex
grow up
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>>35223782
The cut off is 5'10. 5'8 niggas claim 5'10 so women associate it with semi manletness. 6ft is the GOAT height and 6ft niggas claim 6'2 so that's where that comes from.
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>>35220503
I know 5'6"ers with hot girlfriends.

Your insecurity is the problem, not your height.
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> 25
> 5'8
> My friends sister had to lift me up into the passenger seat of their car
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>>35223972
That can't be right. What car?
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>>35223972
5'8 my ass, I'm 5'8 and I can easily get into pretty much any vehicle that isn't short as all hell, even those big ass trucks.


This was more than 2 seconds you retarded bot.
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>19
>5'7"
i'm pretty insecure about my height but my face is like 7/10, so i dont have too many issues getting sex
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>>35223794
>only flaccid size matters

that is literally the most ridiculously retarded thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

A flaccid penis is quite literally no use to anyone.
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>18
>5'11"
>I'm Hispanic

I guess I'm taller for a spic but I'm so close to 6 ft. And it's infuriating that I'm just barely there
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>>35223998
Sure you can big boy
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>>35223782
>>35223887
As someone who is 6 feet and lives in a European country with tall people, sometimes I feel short. I know I shouldn't be complaining, 6 feet privileged scum and all, but how the fuck would it not bother me seeing girls (granted in high heels) taller than me? And it's like at least 1/4 of the girls, even worse is that I have to see this everyday because I use public transport. And 1/4 of the guys taller than me too, shit, sometimes I literally feel like a little kid when a 6 foot 3 cop passes by me. Yeah, 3 inches above 6 feet, you might think it's not a big difference, wait till you realize that even at 6 feet some girls consider you "not tall enough".

I am of course talking about the height of young people, I am not taking into consideration that "average height" bullshit that takes into account old ass people who grew up in poverty and famine or whatever.

>>35224036
Some penis size analyzing sites started claiming that flaccid size is the true size of a penis or some shit like that, it just makes me want to go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35224072
>flaccid size is the true size
What? My dick flaccid is 4 inches and hard is somewhere around 6.5, those sites are a load of shit.
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>>35223887
But that makes the number cut off different to the actual height cut off, I have also noticed that some guys claim around 2 inches taller than they are, but if that's the case then girls who say "I couldn't be with someone under 5'10"." are actually looking at guys who are 5'8" and thinking that's their cut off. To be honest in terms of girls it doesn't matter too much anyway since they're dumb whores who don't know what they want anyway, but for a man I do think there are genuine drawbacks to being shorter, in terms of the intimidation factor definitely height is one of the biggest contributing factors. Also just in terms of being noticed and remembered, I do think height is positively correlated to how people view you, and it isn't great to be looking up to a guy, it feels like being a kid again, but only really when there's a height difference of 5 or 6 inches.
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>>35220400
>22
>5'7
Been insecure but mainly because of height.
I have read lots of books and articles about this but you cannot just change. I will always feel inferior and in disadvantage despitemy talents. Whoever says height isn't a big deal is a complete delusional retard.
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>>35224104
It doesn't matter if it's a load of shit if people believe in it (particularly women). I remember in like elementary school we were in the locker room and this one kid saw my flaccid penis and pointed at it and started laughing saying "hahahahaha look how small his dick is".
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>>35223677
>more attracted
>not only attracted

he means it doesn't matter as much as these niggers think it does. when you get to know someone i barely matters at all.
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>>35224150
shut up you dumb fuck. if you're going to do something with a woman they shouldnt be seeing your flaccid dick, and if they like you after you've done the deed they wont give a shit about your useless flaccid cock.

erect is all that matters.
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>>35224072
As I just said there is that feeling of being dwarfed, but I do really think that's only the case with a rather significant height difference, I've got a couple of friends who are 3 or 4 inches taller than me and I don't feel like they're that much imposingly taller than me. That said in the UK 5'11" does seem to be a bit above the average for a guy, and I barely see any girls taller than me, so that aspect of things doesn't bother me.

Also how the fuck does the flaccid size matter at all, it could be a 1 inch acorn, but if it grows into a mighty oak then its all good.
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>>35224150
So just lie about your size. As long as you're at least somewhere around the world average of 5.5 you could just say that it's 6 inches or some shit, girls won't have a ruler on them and would just assume that's your size (again you have to make it realistic, don't say something stupid like 7 inches when you have 5).

And that still makes zero sense to me. Most of the men in this world are growers, people who's penises are smaller flaccid and bigger when erect. How the fuck would people, especially those who have sex, not know this? If anything it's those 5+ inch showers that are fucked because a lot of the time they'll be the size of their flaccid dick.
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>>35224194
nigga you is stupid, women talk about penis size with their girlfriends, what makes you think they don't talk about flaccid size too, and "showers" and "growers", and how guys with small flaccids are a turn off.

Granted it's all stupid female talk, as they would all jump at a 10/10 Chad even if he had the tiniest micro flaccid

>>35224218
>Also how the fuck does the flaccid size matter at all, it could be a 1 inch acorn, but if it grows into a mighty oak then its all good.
Women are stupid, judgmental, and shallow, that's how.

>>35224255
See above.
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>age
23
>height
185cm/6'1
>story
i have failed at every single ive attempted in life and being of normal height has not helped in the slightest
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>>35224293
That they are but even so, it wouldn't be that hard to hide the flaccid dick, make sure its always chubbed up a bit... this is assuming you have a decent sized knob, which almost everyone does, but if not then just go with it, not much else you can do
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>>35224293
who gives a shit if they talk about your penis size?

all they really care about is if they like you, or if you're a good fuck.

ive had sex once, lost my v at age 22 and it was fucking embarrassing, she wasnt wet, i couldnt cum, couldnt manage to get it in half the time and she probably talks to her friends about it. do i care? no, im looking for the next girl.
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>>35224366
>>35224369
If nobody gave a fuck we wouldn't be having this conversation desu senpai

>>35224332
Do you feel frustrated when you meet a guy who's two or three inches taller than you, or a girl who is almost reaching your height?
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>6 foot
>165 pounds
>bike commute everywhere
>mountain bike for fun
>in grad school
>growing a beard for that hipster look

sorry mates, shits cash
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>>35224293
If your dick is 3 inches flaccid but then 7 inches hard and you give them the fucking of a lifetime then I'm pretty certain they won't really care about your flaccid size that much, if at all. Stop trying to find excuses for why you can't get laid.
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>>35224433
It's an insecurity, it's not an excuse for not getting laid, that would require going past the get a woman to look at you phase.
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>>35224421
not really, plenty of guys taller than me but very rare to see girls who are. i don't really think about it
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>18
>5'6
>have angry feminist gf
>constantly argue about it
>show her Milo vids
>she loses her shit
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>>35220654
How the fuck are you typing then?
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>>35224458
I assume you don't live in an European country with tall people.

Lucky you lad, blessed you are.
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>>35220601
>>35220679
Makes you see things in perspective
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>>35224421
you're thinking that the girls care too much though, when they really fuckin dont. you seem to think once theyve seen your dick they're gonna be thinking about it constantly and laugh you down when they see you.

in reality you got to fuck, they might say "his dick was kinda small" and thats it. learn to get on with your life.
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>>35224484
>you need your legs to use a keyboard

Nigga, do you type with your toes?
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>>35224421
Honestly the reason we are talking about this is that some guy thought it would be another funny thing to push on this board, after seeing how much people get upset about being slightly smaller than the average guy, it's the same as all the gay threads on this board, it's just people trying to push some shit to fuck with other people, and by worrying about it you're letting them win, there's no girls here, just men saying that people are giving a fuck about it over and over until people really do
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>>35224489
I'm 6'1", 19 and living in Minnesota and only seen a girl who was taller than me ONCE. She was like 6'2" and a doctor and I could tell she was a girl.

The whole "LUL EVEN GIRLS R NOW DIS TALL" is basically a meme unless you're 5'10"

They hardly ever end up 6'+
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>>35224489
I live in Scandinavia, actually. Most tall guys are about 6'3/190cm with a couple of rare ones exceeding that. 6'1/185cm is pretty average and most adult guys are around that spot +- an inch.
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>>35224503
>his dick was kinda small
You have no idea how soul crushing this is. I have a 6.25 incher virgin dick and am paranoid my first sex partner will call it small.
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>>35224522
>Falling for it
XD
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Age 33
5'3"
I got divorced from this shrew because she wanted Hillary Clinton and I wanted to SHADILAY!!!
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>>35224588
ebin friendo

i m truly rused
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>>35224586
SMALL? 6 INCH?

like i said, i lost my v at 20 fucking 2, ive got a solid 5 incher and she kept calling it big.

you will probably never meet a female, and fuck them, and have them say your dick was small. you're above average. i am actually jealous of you.
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> 26
> 5'8
> Have to bring a stool everywhere so I can use public restrooms. Mother calls it my tinkle steps
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>>35224553
Well yeah.

(Yugioh Abridged reference incoming)
... In America.

>>35224577
Shit, then my country's tallness is real fucked up.

Or it's a case of, "short people who slay don't give a fuck about being short, short people who don't slay give a lot of fucks about being short", that kind of thing? I'm only self-conscious about that shit because I don't slay?

>>35224645
Girth is the most important thing about a dick to be honest. If you have pencil dick syndrome it doesn't matter how big your dick is, it will never be able to satisfy a woman. So your dick is probably like really wide, that's why it felt big to her.
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>>35223253
Fuck off
origanhu
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>>35224645
Unless you're packin a soda can shaped cock, she was trying to make you feel better about your childish pecker. Unless you're over 7.5", no women will ever genuinely say you have a large penis.
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>>35224684
My girth is nothing to shout about at all, I don't have a pencil dick but I definitely don't have great girth at all. Stop making shitty excuses.

>>35224724
I don't really care because I'm not insecure about my dick and I didn't give off that vibe either, it was all so comfy. In the end she gagged on my dick and called it big, so what do I care if she meant it? I don't lose here at all.
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>>35224758
Except the fact that you have a small dick and every female you fuck will be pretending to be enjoying your "manhood".
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>>35224724
>childish pecker
Is this /r9k/ or am I playing CoC again

>>35224758
It's not a shitty excuse, it's an insecurity retard, excuse would imply that it would have any potential to stop sexual relations, but if there is no potential for sexual relations to begin with, there is nothing to be stopped, ergo, no excuses.
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>>35224645
>>35224684
>>35224724
My girth is like 5.25
is that good enough, thats measured where it kind of bulges out around the middle

6.25x5.25, the only problem is that it points right down at the ground and flops around even when rock hard.

I'll never be able to be on the bottom or have a girl ride me unless I hold it in place with my hand to make sure it doesnt snap in half
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>>35224788
and i will be enjoying having my dick sucked and fucked. i win.
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>>35220400
24
5ft 2

Least i got a 5ft 3 gf and we can wear each others shoes.
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>>35220400
>23
>5'4''
>Born with a fraternal twin brother. He turns into 6'2'' mega chad while I'm an autistic reject that no woman will touch.
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>>35224830
I guess, just don't be surprised to be constantly cheated on.
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>>35220400
>6'4
>20

I got acne and alopecia. It's a shame really. Such a waste of my height.
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>>35221334
It's definitely a factor in attraction but so are like a million other things. If you're short just make up for it by being funny or smart or successful.
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>>35223743
>5'7.5" here

I almost made it lad
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>>35224884
>5'4''
Perfect cutie height
Embrace the twinkitude, sweetie
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>>35224131
Your talents just aren't great enough. You think conor McGregor feels inferior because he's a manlet? You think Putin does?
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>>35224530
Nah dude, this is an issue that affects all men. I had some random middle aged manlet walk up to me and ask me what it was like to be tall and then talking about how it must be great because all the women notice me when I walk into a party. You can tell this guy was insecure and thought about it a lot. This isn't some issue that only exists because trolls push it. It's instinctive.
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>>35224724
Women will compliment you and try to make you feel nice even when it's not true. They want to please, they really do.
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>>35220400
18
5 foot fucking five

My whole life treated as a child, whether by mistake or subconsciously. Don't get me started on the girls.
I did have a gf once (fuck off people she had literal autism, like was diagnosed) but it turned out she was a frikkin pedo. She only liked me at the time because I still had my baby face. Fuck her she was such a bitch and broke my heart.
Then she got horny later on, begged me for an hour to send nudes (she sent her own nd Es unsolicitated and damn she got hot af)
When I finally agreed, she proceeded to mock my manlet dick the next day.
Her pussi was ugly af so I told her that and then she went on a rant and bitched to people on FB about me. Now I'm the asshole that shallowly judges girls' vaginas.
Seriously fuck women
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>>35220400
23
5 foot 7
Not sad. I'm telling you fellow manlets, it doesn't have to hold you back. I'm a 6/10 on a good day and have a 10/10 wife, and I'm not just saying that because I love her, she's hot as fuck. Don't let your height get you down, start lifting and work on talking to people, move up to talking to girls (preferably shorter than you, mine is 5 foot 3). You can make it robots. Well as long as you're 35 or younger, sorry oldbots.
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>>35220400
Check these genetics:

20
6'5"
6.5" penis
Full head of thick, wavy hair
White
Nice face (strong jawline, hazel eyes with shiny irises, defined bone structure)
Skinnystrong (not /fit/, but have a decent amount of muscle)

And I still ended up here. Autism is one hell of a drug
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>>35225265
Of course, it's an instinctual mechanism to ensure protection and help raising children.
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>5'10
>born and raised in ohio where everybody is a 6'7 annunaki
>feel short and inferior my entire life
>decide to enlist because too retarded to do anything else
>get muh wings go through rasp blah blah blah
>get assigned to unit
>tallest guy there is up to my eyebrows
Everybody in spec ops/forces is a turbomanlet, you'd fit in great.
>>
18

5'8"

Too picky but also too beta :(
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>>35220400

>20
>5'11

Was always one of the tallest or the tallest in my class from like age like 5-16, came back after one summer and I was average/slightly below average. Pretty sure I stunted my growth in my teens from not exercising at all and eating terribly, I swear I haven't grown since I was like 12.

I could have met the 6ft golden height...so close...
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>20
>5'4"
KHHV. Recently I really have made an effort to make more friends and try talking to girls but this just made realise how hopeless I am.
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>>35225456
are you a virgin though? that's the true question
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>>35220400
>24

>167 cm (5'6 ameriunits)

I stopped growing at 12. Even today I have the body of a middle schooler. I had sex a few times before high school, but eventually everyone grew taller except for me so I was left behind in that regard.

I think I'm finally coming to peace with the fact that a woman will never actively pursue me the way they do tall people, although it's been a painful process.
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>>35225456
>>35225456
I know that feel
>tfw I could of been an alpha chad if not for the 'tisms

19
6'1"
6.3" dick
thick wavy hair (dark brown)
white
at least 7/10 face, good chin, structure
bright green eyes with cool gold rings in them
broad shoulders, good build for weightlifting
>aspergers
>kissless virgin, except of kissing a girl on the back of the head when you were both 12 counts as kissing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35225339
>I'm a 6/10 on a good day and have a 10/10 wife, and I'm not just saying that because I love her, she's hot as fuck

manlet fantasies episode 1, chapter 1
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>>35220400
>21
>5'8
>ugly as sin. I've been told I look like the stereotypical jew
>very dumb, I was in special ED classes for years during public school
>failed out of business and was forced to change majors

I think about suicide a lot, I know i'm too much of a coward to ever do it though. It would destroy my parents and they don't deserve it.

I'm just tired of feeling constantly inferior, everywhere i go i'm reminded that my situation is not normal. I've begun to accept that there needs to be losers in this world to make the winners feel like winners. I guess happen to fall into the loser category.
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>>35220400
since dubs im obligated to respond
>21
>5'5"
>this is supposed to be a persons golden years but i am an ugly short autist, and always will be mfw
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>>35226080
Kind of. I've had sex, but I've never actually ejaculated while my penis was in a vagina.

Certainly not in the way you're thinking.

Condoms suck.

>>35226149
We could just be late bloomers. I barely have hair under my armpits.
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>>35226048
I'm 5'4 too, brother. Do you have any advice for me in these trying times?
>>
19
6'0
trouble verbalizing to strangers specifically, prob autism, i know I'm not small like some of you guys but you can still take steroids and lift weights in order to get scarier. Just talking outta my ass
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>>35220400
>24
>6'3"
>I had everything handed to me. I just decided not to do anything with it.
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>>35220400
19

166 cm

live has fucked me once again,dad is 6 ft

top kek
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>>35226188
Eat my cock Faggot
Origiri
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>22
>5'6

The only thing I hate more than being a manlet is being a mutt. I am self hating mixed race, I hate my mom for being a coal burner and my nigger dad for not being there for me. I am too autistic to have children, but even if I had the social skills or if I were taller, I would rather die alone. I don't want to see my kids who are 25% nigger. I just want to jump off a bridge or something but for now I will take it easy. My life was doomed from the start, as is standard for manlets.
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>>35226789
>10/10 wife
>will only post her hand

haha

the hairy forearms are a plus tho
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>>35226241
Holy shit he's fucking naked
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>>35221916
In exactly the same anon, was the shortest kid in the class my whole life then shut up to 5'8" when I was 16. I'm 5'10" now at 19 maybe ill grow a little more...
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>>35220400
>18

>5'8"

No height-related sad story, most girls say my height is good.

Though I do like girls taller than me but i'm scared tall girls only want dudes even taller than them
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>>35220400
>23
>5'6" (1.67m)
>too short to be intimidating to anyone
>not taken seriously
>try to get /fit/ so some males would back off
>just look ridiculous and nothing changed
>not that much taller than the girls that say "I'm so short tee-hee-hee."
>voice is too quiet so I can never talk with anyone
>literally straining my voice just to be heard
Why did life decide to make me her punchline
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>>35226968
>Though I do like girls taller than me but i'm scared tall girls only want dudes even taller than them

True most of the time desu. Women innately want to feel feminine and to be taken care of, and most tall girls want to feel small.

You could be a backpack though if she's into that.
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>21 almost 22
>6'

some how i get the feeling you guys are over exaggerating what's considered "manlet height"
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>>35220956
holy fucking shit i'm 18 and his height now ,how the fuck are you 6'3 at 13 and how tall is he now?
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>>35220400
20
6'2

Virgin no job no gf
All i do is play vidya in my boyroom while feeling vad gor meself
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>19
>181 cm
>KHV with almost no friends, at least I have good grades in my STEM masters degree
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>>35226288
All I can say is that you have to learn to accept your fate. I am okay with dying a lonely manlet.
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>>35220400
>19
>5`9
Why me mfw lanklets stare
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>33
>5'6"
>I'm 355-360 lbs and I still have to live with my dad since I'm on disability. I'm still a fucking virgin and I'm balding. I can hardly take a shower let alone wipe my own ass. I also have a weird obsession with dolls (I have a collection where the American girl ones are my prize possession) ...plus I think I have a hemerohoid I just discovered
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>>35226811
I know that feel, anon. I'm Jewish (100 %) and have sworn off having kids because I don't want them to contribute to the death of western civilization. Why couldn't I just be a 5'8 aryan man? I'd kill for that. Instead, I'm a weak, jewish, turbomanlet.
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>>35227175
I've already accepted it, but somehow it still feels hard. I mean, I could handle all of this if I wasn't just so depressed and angry. Everyday when I wake up I want to punch a hole in my wall, and I don't even know why...
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>>35220400
>age
20
> height
5'8 or 5'7 i think
> my sad story
well i used to be a lot like all of you except i stopped feeling sorry for myself and now i am doing really well i went from 300lb loser in his room to 180ish lb college student with two jobs and a steady amount of income and ahead on rent at my uncles place
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>>35227238
It's only natural to feel inferior if you're short, non-white, ugly, and stupid. I get better at accepting it with time.
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>>35227221
>>35221342
>>35220901
>>35223184
>>35223805

5'9ers who complain that they have a hard life being an ultra-short manlet NEED to extinguish!!!
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>>35226855
I'm not going to post pics of my wife so a bunch of virgins can masterbate to her. Plus her brother uses this board and would probably find out.
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>>35220571
>4'11

Kek originpenispenid
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>>35227293
I always check new population genetics studies because I keep hoping that they'll find out that jews are really white after all. One recent one I found says that Jews are more closely related to greeks than to Palestinians, so that's a plus r-right?
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>>35227334
don't laugh you filthy sub-human virgin scum!
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>>35226855
And I lied about myself to try and give a few guys on here enough confidence to start moving out of neetdom, im really much more of an 8/10 but I said 6/10 to try and give other anons confidence that they could land a girl hotter than them despite being manlets. But because faggots refuse to believe me, yeah I'm actually a chad, or as much of one as a 5'7 guy can be. so fuck you. Oh and she's got a little extra hair growth because she's pregnant.
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>>35227365
I'm no expert but you're probably not gonna get the answer you want senpai, jews are not fucking white.
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>20
>6'1
>khv

seriously not original?
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>>35227314
5`9 is even more sad we could have made it but 5`4 never had a chance Our story is worse
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>>35227365
>jews
>white
wew lad
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>>35220400
>20
>5'9"
>I'm a self-hating Asian cuck
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>>35227472
elliot is that you back from the grave ?
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>>35227482
elliot was half-asian. in his manifesto he always made sure to say half because he was so proud of his european ancestry.
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>>35227472
Is 5"9 really considered manlet to you? And if you're asian doesn't that make you fairly tall for your peoples?
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>>35227238
as long as you raise your kids to respect western civilization and to reject all forms of jewry i don't see a problem with you having them tbqhwy. hell, why not move to israel why you are at it? let us (White) have North America and Europe.
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>>35227293
what race are you, anon?
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>>35227561
5`9 is sad because it just shows how close you came mfw>19 >5`9
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>>35227605
my mom is a mudshark, I have no race I don't belong anywhere
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>>35227610
if you are only 19 you could still grow between one and three inches. i grew two inches since my 19th birthday and i am 20, turning 21 in november
>>
21, 5'8
Started smoking weed at a young age, got addicted and never developed a personality. Lost friends because I'm not a fun person to hang out with - at this point it's difficult to string together thoughts into sentences so I talk to people in "one liners" as they called it. Brother died 2 years ago, I became depressed and started failing my college classes. Now I'm in my 3rd year and on the verge of failing out of my major. I likely have untreated diabetes (I piss a lot, was addicted to sugar, now my eyelid is starting to droop (muscles deteriorating)). I'm too retarded to get mental and physical help, at this point I just want to die from it but also struggle with leaving my parents with both kids dead. Life is shit
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>>35227580
I'm already an American citizen, so I'm gonna stay here. Also, Israel is the jew capitol, so I'm not fucking moving there. Furthermore, when you have jewish kids, you're always risking the jewish media corrupting them and reactivating them to fight against the west. It's just not worth it.
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>>35226811
IDK, at least you get to be 50 % white. That's better than most of the world's population has it anon. Hell, I would kill to replace 50 % of my genes with aryan genes.
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>>35227644
Maybe maybe not would feel better at 5`10 still manlet but not as bad
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>>35227456
but it could be possible, r-right?
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>>35227718
>tfw Gaelic, Slavic, Anglo-Saxon, and Germanic
feels good man
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>>35220400
21
5'4"
isolated in high school because I was white(living in hawaii on the north shore which is predominantly philipino, Hawaiian and asian.), had no luck with girls or boys, only in the last year did I get my license and a wagecuck job at a pizza place. Became a trap to fill the void left by no social interaction.
and not a cute trap either. Pic related
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>>35227730
>5'10
>manlet

please pick one and only one. Anyone 5'10 or above CANNOT be a robot. At best, they're a failed normie. End of discussion.
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>>35227766
dubs of truth

original
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>>35227800
holy fucking kek, a dubs combo!
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>>35227766
I`m only 5`9 but if the other anon was right i still may grow a bit more

Can`t picture being 5`1
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>>35227378
Cry fucking manlet,you should kill yourself..no one has respect for your kind.. Btfo manlets
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>>35227868
you can't say btfo in your own post, you dumb lanklet cunt! That's even worse than when people /thread their own post.
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>>35227401
>Chad
>Nasty, long, dirty fingernails and non-white skin

Made me ponder in wonder.
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>>35227868
go back to plebbit, newfaggot
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>5'6
>21 KKHV USA
>born with a cleft lip as if being a manlet wasnt hard enough. several surgeries later still look ugly as fuck and my nose is not symmetric at all.

ive accepted im gonna die alone, no amount of hard work to better my self will matter at fucking all.
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>>35227951
I'm really sorry anon. God took a piss on your life. Fuck him.
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>>35227898
>>35227942
Come at me manlets,im 6'4 hahahah
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>>35221312
Fucking normies, piss off.
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>>35227951
if its any consolation, it's not your fault that you're gonna die alone.
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>>35227868
Fucking normies
Just leave
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>>35220571
You are legally a dwarf.
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>>35228087
Make me leave,loser hajahaja
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>>35228095
I think dwarf height is 4'8. This anon is just snooki tier
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>>35227561
Nah, the average in my native country (South Korea) is barely lower than the US. I'd say 5'11" is the absolute minimum to be considered tall over there. But of course, I live in the US, so I'm manlet tier
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>>35227764
Please off yourself.

orginanato
>>
I'm a 5'4 straight man, but I have to say I feel kind of bad when I say that when I see men who are ugly enough, I genuinely feel angry that they're near me and don't want to see them. I work at walmart as a cashier. The guy there who empties our coat hanger bins every 15 minutes is a disgusting looking obese 5'1 man who has a hideous deformed face and wears earplugs (I think he's autistic). I really hate feeling this way, because I bet women feel similarly to me, but I genuinely dislike being around him, and feel disgusted whenever he approaches me. I don't know why I'm like this desu.
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>>35226789


Fucking get a nail clipper


You animals
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>>35228385
made me kekeroo
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>>35228262
Mean spirited posting on 4chan wont fix your problems anymore than it could fix mine, anon.
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>>35221334
I'd say it's an issue for anyone 5'4" or shorter. At that point pretty much everyone towers over you and your height really stands out.
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Ace Girl here
Plenty of chicks like short guys and if you're attractive you should be able to get a gf with a spunky get-to-it attitude
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>>35228701
>t. 5'5 faggot.
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>>35220400
> 5,11"
> 20
Should I just end it?
Not original post uu
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>>35228817
yes, for being pathetic enough to think that being 5'11 is the reason you can't get girls you pathetic, wretched excuse for a human being!
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>>35228834
The addition of the words "wretched excuse" really improve the quality of this post imho
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>5.2 i think, never measured it, but i am same height as my mum and she says she is that height.

>28

At least i get called cute a lot, i have mixed feelings about that.
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>>35223484
I work as an athletic trainer for a D1 girl's volleyball team
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>>35229060
>Blue Balls: The Job
Is it true that volleyball girls tend to be coalburners?
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>>35227234
damn son your life is really shit
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>>35227234
Why not just fuck hookers at this point?
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>>35220400

34
5'7.5"

One of the biggest disappointments was when I was 11 years old and got cut from all the sports teams I tried out for in school. I never made another team. I was always the smallest or second smallest growing up.

I'm even a doctor now and can't get girls to reply online unless they're fat/gross.

I'm also ugly facially. That's probably part of it as well with women.

Life sucks but I keep busy and I'm moving on.
>>
I would give you guys a hug if I could
<3
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>>35229577

Right. Because what any of us needs is more pity.

Go fuck yourself.
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>>35229502
I can't bring them over to my fathers and I'm ashamed of how small my penis is, I have to pull back the fat and even then I honestly don't think I'm even big enough to have sex...my belly getting in the way is a double edged sword...wow I'm seriously crying
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>>35229633

Have you tried eating less? Serious question. I've gained some weight so I'm exercising more and eating less. You learn to be hungry sometimes instead of just wanting to be full all the time.

Is your hunger impulse completely uncontrollable?

Also for what it's worth, I'm a year older than you and I'm a wizard also in part due to insecurities over my mediocre dick.
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>>35229630
sorry..
What do you want then?
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>>35229673

To live another mildly disappointing 50-60 years of life and die in peace knowing the ride is finally over.
>>
> 19
> 5`4
> russian, don`t drink, don`t smoke, somehow not a virgin, 42 kg weigth, pretty much scared of everything - even buying in the stores
Nothing to tell, really. Generic as fuck.
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>>35220400
>22
>6'0" (with boots on)
>no friends
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>>35229691
That doesnt sound fun
you a virgin?
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>>35220678
Bitches will bro, sub 8 and black girls will make fun of it. 7 inches and happened just 2 nigh ago
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>>35229670
Yes but food honestly is the only thing that makes me happy anymore, I've probably gained 20-30 pounds this year alone. Plus my diabetes makes it hard to walk since my right foot falls asleep all the time. People call me sugar foot and throw food at me when I'm at the dinner table with family it's embarrassing
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>>35229774

Obviously. Also life isn't fun. If you think it is why are you posting on /r9k/?

>>35229785

That's insane. You realize you have an addiction right? Find something else to keep you mentally and physically busy and change your habits.

You're going to end up with a foot amputation at this rate.
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>>35229783
Hahhaa you delusional faggots, 99% of men have dicks under 7". I'm 6.5" and have girls screaming because it's painful
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>>35229785
> People call me sugar foot and throw food at me

I lost anon. Kek'd all over myself.
>>
You fags are full of shit. I assure you height has nothing to do with it.

Two things will fuck up your odds: physical looks and your social circle (or lack of it). Thats what happens to me and many others I have met.
>>
>>35229838

Why are all these normalChads on /r9k/?
>>
>>35229812
Maybe he could use use the extra 15 pounds of lost weight
>>
>>35229847

Joke's on you. I'm short AND ugly. So HA.
>>
>19
>5'8
>Argie so it's actually average here but i will never be truly effay
>>
> 22
> 5'1
> Mother still puts me in the cart at the grocery store
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>>35229812
Its night and really cold out I just have this open in a tab on my laptop comfy in bed
>>
>>35229892

Yeah again go fuck yourself normalshit.
>>
>>35220400
>18
> 5'4
> Don't really have one, just in general I'm always miserable
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>19
>4'7
>Be me
11 years old
>just discovered fapping
>Over bearing parents make me sleep with door open
>In shower
primalurges.jpg
>clasp both hands around my limp penis and begin maneuvering them like a kamakazi pilot
Not working

>thinking hard
idea
>Penis is round
>shampoo bottle is round at the opening
>I take the cap off of the shampoo bottle
>shove my boy-shaft inside of it
OHYES.jpeg
>I begin thrusting like a fucking piston
>knock on the door
"Anon? You've been in there long enough, get out of the shower, now."
ohfuck.jpg
>try to pull it out
>it's too hard, it's stuck
>begin pulling on it to get it off, won't work
I pull my fucking hardest
>slip and fall
>shower rod came down with me, shower curtains would offer no help this day
Parents barge in
"What the he... WHAT THE HELL!"
>mfw my parents walked in on me with my dick stuck in a shampoo bottle, crying on the floor with a shower curtain on top of me
>mfw I'm a literal disappointment to my family
>mfw I got a bible for christmas
>mfw I already have one...
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>>35229900
I have some weeb friends
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>>35221402
I know a dude who's 5'3 and gets so much fuckin pussy and I'm still a 5'9 virgin. Granted he does have a very attractive face, but still
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>>35229984
This exactly, your face is the real deciding factor. I'm a 5'10" pretty boy, I fuck women of all sizes, never been an issue
>>
>>35229552

32

6'1

Glad I'm not the only doctor on this fucked up message board.

Sad story: didn't lose my virginity until I was 26 and always felt bad about it, it was to a nigger as well. So basically, I was cucked by my good looking friends the entire time I was in school, uni etc. Now I have an (average) girlfriend I keep around out of fear of loneliness.

All I ever wanted to do was bang hot chicks, was that too much to ask?
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>>35230001

How on earth is that possible if you're 6'1"?

I'm short and ugly. Plus I had a lot of health problems since my teens. It's no wonder my life is a disaster.
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>>35230029
Height will never fix your ugly face, your face is the supreme feature for everyone, men ava women
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>23
>5'11

grew up fatasfatass, spent the last 3 years losing weight / getting fit only to realize that i will always be a hideous abomination due to loose skin and stretch marks. i'm 204 now and at least all green on symmetric strength, and i just want to give up because i will never look like a human
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>>35230076

Yeah. Nothing's really gonna fix my face. So you're ugly too? I had jaw surgery. Still ugly.

But I'd rather be tall and ugly than short and ugly.
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>>35226243
>are you a virgin
>Kind of. I've had sex
So you're not. There's no 'kind of' there.
>>
>>35230080
>i just want to give up because i will never look like a human

Yeah that's how I feel after having had jaw surgery and still having a fucked up face that makes no sense.

Some of us are not going to win and that's all there is to it.

Gotta drop those fantasies.
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>>35230150
I already posted , I'm 5'10" but I'm a pretty motherfucker, never had trouble with girls. I've picked up women with taller men chasing after her. But your right, tall and ugle is better, just can't stand the dissolution these people have, either their taller than average and thinks every women wants to fuck them even though they offer nothing else, and the short guys who thinks all off their failure s are attributed to their height
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>>35230252

I hope your face gets ruined in a car wreck.
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>>35229158
some of them are
but they all actually like me
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5'9 manlet khv reporting for duty sir!
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20, about to be 21 in May

5'7

I have numerous health problems - alopecia areata, gingivitis where I would constantly spit out blood throughout the day, chronic chest pains and ADHD.

I am a khv and never had any good friends. I keep everyone to a distance because I dont want anyone to see the vulnerable side of me.

I failed uni but am back at a CC and am making some decent progress towards transferring so I guess things are looking up
>>
>>35230231
But most people on /soc/ would say that I'm a virgin. And I've seen people on /r9k/ say, "I'm a virgin who has gotten blowjobs."

I figured I should elaborate.

>>35230330
But do they succ you
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>>35227137
Same, everything
What video games, I need a hobby, I only browse this board on the Internet, I'm tired of it
>>
>20
>6'2"
Skinny lankey negro who doesn't even have his license and live with his Dominican single mother in a homeless shelter cause she got married to someone for green card buy got booted
>>
6'2"
160
Would rather chase girls then just take the ones that wanted me.
>>
>>35230850
I thought it was height and weight, oh well, im 19 if anyone cares
>>
>18
>185
>sad story: asian
>>
27
170cm
I'm actually not too bothered about my height.
>>
>19
>6'2"
Not a manlet. Muscular build. Still never had a gf.
Don't worry, guys. You're not missing out on much.
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>>35220400

21

181 CM on the intelligent peoples scale

everyone in this country is so fucking tall man :(
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>>35221312
>Hitler
>Mass murder
Let me tell you about the jews
>>
>>35231783
b-but, what about all the world war 2 military casualties in Russia?
>>
>>35229959
>both hands around cock
CHAD
>>
>>35220400
5'10" 170lbs
I feel short even though i make fat chicks look like kids.
I hang out with a lot of guys who are 6'2 and above.
>>
>>35220678
That is a average dick size
Your are in the clear with that.
You are asian so it is cool.
>>
>>35223189
If you where 6'4" that will make it easier to see your autism
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>>35221159
NAPOLEON wAsn't even short this is a myth
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>>35220553
sorry senpai, shit luck
>>
>>35220576
and confidence is the problem, you're in a catch 22
>>
>>35226811
Lol pol has made you retarded, not being black
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>>35220601
why even post, no one here will be able to relate to you
fuck off
>>
>>35227238
Jews statistically have the highest IQs and have contributed immensely to humanity; stop being a faggot
>>
>>35233270
they've also contributed to destroying western society and creating a roastie culture where short men are told to fuck off, you pathetic semetic kike!
>>
>>35224293
you are an idiot, if this isn't b8
>>
27
5'9.75

>go to party
>there was cute girl there
>fall asleep early on couch
>wake up next day
>get fb request from girl later next day
>i keep commenting and liking her posts cuz thought she liked me
>friend comes over to my house later in week
>says that my other friend there has been sleeping with her since the day of party
>"you didn't realize that the next day???"
>>
>>35221323
mental illness suck mang
>gf REEEEEE
obligatory
>>
>>35230000
get oooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt
fucking original?
>>
>inferior
>manlet

Does not compute. Everyone knows manlets get more pussy than lanklets.
>>
>>35220823
hmmm, recently i checked out this local female forum in my country(im eastern euro) to see womens opinions on height and well, they weren't really mean to manlets, although the majority did care about height and preferred a tall man, very few didn't and thought it was idiotic to care about height

one thread was about height difference,

-surprisingly some of the girls had a bf shorter than them
-unsurprisingly a big majority of them did care about height and wanted a tall man
-some were saying it looks ugly when the man is shorter
-some were saying they are only attracted to tall guys and height is the first thing they see in a man
-some who had shorter bfs were kind of bummed out that their bf is short,
-some preferred tall but didn't mind someone shorter as long as hes as tall as her
-very few didn't care about height
-and of course there was the occasional oblivious cunt going "tee hee, i don;t care about height, my bf is a head taller than me and it doesn't bother me at all tee hee"

all in all, it's pretty bad, women are cunts, but it's not as bad as presented on 4chan
>>
>>35233534
What girls say they want and what they actually want are two different things. The reality is that a short guy who is charming and confident will have no trouble getting any of those girls who say they only want tall guys.
>>
20
5'6" here
khv
>>
>age
24
>height
5'7"
>your sad story
Transgender. Life was shit until I transitioned because I had to live as a woman. Men have it so much easier in everything other than dating, so life is improved now.
>>
>>35233597
that's true

most women will like a guy no matter what if they are charmed by him

for example my boss is pretty short and is limping but he's rich and intimidating as fuck, he kind of looks like Kevin Spacey

he has no problem with girls, he fucks and dates young women all the time, sometimes half his age and sometimes a head taller than him
>>
>>35233650
wait you are FtM?

what's it like for you now as a man then? how do people treat you differently? how has your perception of other men changed now that you live as one? what do you think about the who height issue thing ?
>>
>>35233770
Yes ftm.

As a man I feel just respected. People go out of their way to do stuff for me. The stuff I do gets critisised a whole lot less. At work, for example, it seems people are a lot happier to take my word for things than they were when I looked like a woman. People don't order me around as much. Also, small thing, but walking in crowds - as someone who looks like a woman, people don't give a shit about walking into you. Suddenly, as a man, people started apologizing or even moving out of my way to start with rather than not give a fuck.

Men are a lot less willing to strike up a random conversation, but that's a good thing. I'm a talkative chap and sometimes I start the convo, but there's no getting drawn into boring shit just because you happened to be standing near someone who decided they wanted a random chatter.

As for height, I'm probably in the bottom 20% or so, don't know for sure. Sometimes I'm insecure because I think that it 'outs' me, but apart from that it's okay. Also, I'm gay, so I don;t have to worry what women thiks, which probably helps.
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>>35220400
I'm 6'3 but I can honestly say that height doesn't matter. I didn't get laid until I worked on my confidence and social skills. Someone in the 5'5 range can do the same and get the same kind of chicks that I do if he works on himself and jis character. Of course even then you still need to put in the work, I still have to talk to girls regularly to even get laid weekly
>>
>>35220571
>>35222008
>>35229959

Are you Bolivian? Where do you live? How much do you weigh? Are you good at stealth?

Asking as 167cm (5'5-6") and 50kg (110lb) here.
>>
>>35221483
Is this only in Murica? I'm in Yurop and a 5'3 grill and almost no girl I know has talked about height as a criteria for a potential bf, those that do say they need to be at least the same height
>>
>>35234551
you honestly don't care about height?

could you like a 5'5'' guy as much as a 6'2'' guy?
>>
>>35227764
Fuck you nigger something's legit wrong with you. You should be spear fishing and exploring hawaii not being a faggot for men.
>>
>29
>1.7m
>some americuck said that's short on the internet
>not even a virgin
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>>35230080
Fly around with the loose skin
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>>35230288

When you kill yourself your mom will probably feel relieved you didnt shoot up a school.
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>>35226789
>tfw I will never be married
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>>35233840
>I'm gay
>FTM
>>
>>35221159
every roman was short, the egyptians were short, cao cao and nobunaga were short

history is manlet history
>>35221312
where do you think you are
>>35233154
average man was short
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18 163>5'4
Brother's 5'8.5

Fuckin hell hope u l make it to 5'6
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>>35220400
>21

>5'5

>Don't really have one, divorced parents when I was young, bullied all through hs for looking like an autist and not having friends
>>
>>35220400
>20

>5'7

>I'm a manlet living in Western Europe, so basicly full of tallfags here. However, I never have any problems getting girls, as long as they're shorter than me. That being said, I have to make the first move quite often though. Thank god I have a decent face.
>>
I'm white so I'm inherently an inferior autistic sociopath dicklet
>>
>>35220400
>24

>5'1

>bullied so much dropped out of high school, shitposted full time til I got a job at mcdonalds

Any manlets want to vent with me and other fellow manlets? We're all chill

https://discord.gg/xt4rwSw
>>
> 26
> 5'11
> Can't get on the ride
>>
>>35220400
26
5'9
I have a gf I really like and I've dated a few girls before her, my height has gotten in my way a few times but I guess I don't let it bother me too much.
>>
>>35226789
your fingernails are fucking disgusting
>>
>>35227908
Non white skin? ARE you retarded?
And I have shitty fingernails because I work with my hands.
Jesus you faggots are sad.
The fact I'm married alone is something none of you faggots will ever come close to achieving.
>>
>>35235781
Yeah I had a crush on a guy who wasn't even 5'6(?)/170cm two years ago, so no don't care
>>
>>35230238
Maybe you could find hapiness in psycadelics, I dunno. I have good genes but just wrecked by single motherdom so life should have been easy.
Never tried being a real psychonaut but if I'd lose all hope I'm pretty sure I'd try dmt and/or intense lsd trip.
If you rewire your brain you could become some earth dude and some hippie girl might like that..
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>>35226855
>yoshikage kira is a robot.png
>>
>>35235781
Why would a girl want a 6'2" guy? Especially if she already has a shorter bf.
>>
>>35237394
Why aren't you trying taller girls? I'm also in west yurop and the same height, and often I get better success with taller girls.
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>21
>thought I was 5'8.5 because of a stadiometer measurement but I'm only 5'7.5 if measured tediously with a ruler

I'm Asian jawlet too, so my shit is permanently fucked up.
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How defeated and morally crushed one could be to identify as an "inferior male" ?

Utterly disgusting.
>>
>>35238470
Tall girls don't like guys that are shorter than them, at least where I live. Never seen a couple around here where the guy is shorter than the girl.
>>
>>35229847
>and your social circle (or lack of it)
holy shit this

i should have made more friends
>>
>>35238835
Never had a problem with taller girls. If anything they are the ones who don't care about a guy's height because they are insecure about their own height.

Sounds like you just haven't tried.
>>
>>35220400
>my dad is 5'7"
>my mom is 5'2"
>I'm 5'10"
>my little brothers are 6' & 6'1"
>my gf is 6"
I'm doing alright man
>>
>>35238815
Hello friend. Did you forget what board your on?
>>
>>35223288
I take things that never happened for 500 Alex
>>
>>35238940
You're a fucking faggot and need to leave
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