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Now is the end of torment and despair and the beginning of peace. Maybe.

OP image looks surprisingly good. Good job lol

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playing Bretonnia now p. sick i'm chivalrous as fuck lads.

only got my conclusion to write for essay so i think its time to wank and eat some food.

>>35219838
>you will never be the mad chilean

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One must die to the world

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In order to be reborn.

Gotta turn on normie mode in half an hour. Can't even help it with beer cause I'm driving.

>>35219742

I have no idea, they are running on locums and are short staffed, but 3 weeks is just insane.

What chain is yours if you care to disclose?

Ours is Rowlands, i wonder whether its just us collapsing or everyone

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A fence around you.
Sheltered.
One day you will take what is owed with your father's gun, and ride your father's horse in his clothes, after burying him.

>>35219912
Does pharmacists being trained as prescribers and being paid 30% more to work in GP surgeries affect this?

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THIS IS A STICK-UP

PUT YOUR WAIFU IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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>>>35219794
>El Topo
looks kino, will give this a try. I already have The Holy Mountain on my backlog. I only watched the dollars trilogy, once upon a time in the west and duck you sucker, the last one being my favourite and most underrated of them all.

also got spooked
>in desolate empty and dark car park way out
>see a big red circly thing in the sky with what looks like a wierdish pattern. assume its a red moon behind some clouds, continue driving around the car park
>turn car around and see crescent moon in the opposite sky
>look out my back window and its still there over the horizon
>try to fumble and get my phone and now i can no longer see it

going to go back there someday and see if I can re-create the moment

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Miss her so much...

>>35219953

I have no idea really m8

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>>35219961
Right here.
*Aside* get in the bag bitch

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>>35219961
You can't take her from me!

>>35219934
Patrician taste brother

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>>35219961
take a mini-Jun i have loads.

Going to bed now

Looks like City have it in the bag

Need to be well rested for work.....not that any of you would know anything about that

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Be ready.
Or be dead.
Up to you, lads.

>>35220107
>not that any of you would know anything about that

Neither will you soon enough, by your own admissing they're this close to telling you to fuck off anyway.

>>35220107
Sleep tight qt, get a good rest

>>35219889
I don't mine, it's Superdrug.
We've recently been focusing on the online doctor and private prescriptions. It's in a small area so we don't have many dossettes patient, maybe around 20-30.
All these long shifts has me run down with an infection but we can't afford to have time off.

I'm thinking about moving into a hospital setting in a few years time. What about you any plans?

>>35220198
>qt

Don't encourage her

>>35220213
>her

you mean him?

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Managed to get a job offer in Hong Kong lads.

Should I take it?

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>>35219961

Here you go, I sure hope you aren't intending to do anything lewd to her

>>35220227
Yeah, get a Britaboo Chinese gf and post her nudes for us

>>35220227
Last post he night

Fuck off normie

Remember to download 4chanX

Ignore pakipoo. Ignore all trips. Hide all posts. Don't interact with it.

>>35220236
Not really into Asians desu.

>>35220261
Why are you here, exactly??

>>35220261
Works on clover too

>>35220262
You're on 4chan and you don't have yellow fever? wtf is wrong with you?

>>35220212
>What about you any plans?

Today I went to fetch a staff member from another branch from 50 miles away, bring them to our branch, then take her home. I got paid 200 miles at 45p (90 bong) and 5 hours time at 7.50 (37.50) So in total, I got paid 127.50 (minus 27.50 for fuel) so 100 bong profit for 5 hours work.

Today would have been a day off for me.

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Got a payment review coming up at work lads. This is the first job I've had, been here nearly a full year (well nearly 10 months).

How do I approach this? Obviously I want more money because who wouldn't but to be honest I have a hard time justifying it. I rarely go above and beyond the normal job stuff that is required of me.

I suppose the most worthwhile thing I do is being on time all the time (often 30 mins early) and to be fair sometimes in those 30 mins before my shift I end up doing work just to pass the time.

I have a hard time selling myself though.

>>35220107
Stop being a little cunt unless you want daddy Scotanon to punish you

>>35220289
Just say you've proven yourself to be puntual and reliable.

>>35220261
4chanx is some autistic shit nigga

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>>35219961
Thinking about getting rid of some of my anime figures lads

trip fags are worse than normies.

/fact.

>>35220235
I'm going to nut right inside her

>>35220227
FUCKING DO IT! I'D GIVE EVERYTHING TO MOVE OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE! TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY

>>35220328

Which ones are you selling?

I'll give you about 3.50

For real though

>>35220328
>Thinking about getting rid of some of my anime figures lads

why, lad? ill have them if you dont want them hehe

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Hi. Fuck. Off. That is all.

who's the slag in the top left window of mr patels lads?

>>35219803
who is west scottanon?

>>35220360
its my mum

>>35220377
An hero probably

>>35220360
Great text managemenr

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>>35220359

I was think of a rude remark while in the bath

>go sage yourself

is it my or is homebargains really dodgy

like the items they sell seem to be discontinued products

i keep buying these cheap energy drinks and they taste like shit. the latest one i brought tastes like toothpaste.

Tfw you're getting drunk on a wednesday night, putting off everything that needs to be done

>>35220445
i think everyone feels that way lad, its why the stuff is so cheap there. they are basically selling products that no one wants. i remember when i used to get bottles of coke from there and they were Chinese. its a laugh

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>>35220344
>>35220345
http://myfigurecollection.net/collection/MangoZango

Everything on here except for Ougi and Hestia

>>35220360
Dont worry about it, fagboi

>>35220479
do not throw away akari you monster.

>>35219912
I think we're all struggling' I'm quite close to the Boots staff and they're struggling too. It's not looking good is it.

>>35220283
Good on you, though I cherish my days off. They're the only thing I look forward to these days.

>>35220479
Is there a reason it's all little animu girls?

When did you all start wanking lads? A friend thinks it's weird I started at about 11-12.

>>35220289
always ask for more or they'll never respect you

>>35220539
Early in year 7, so about that age

>>35220479
how much will you sell the levi figure for?

>>35220539
7 years old or younger, can't remember. Or maybe I don't want to.

>>35220539
I was about 15. Yeah I know it's a bit late but fuck off

>tesco literally throws away their freshly baked breads at 9pm instead of doing reductions


REEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU SELL A SHITLOAD OF YOUR "FINEST" SLICED BREAD FOR FUCKING 25P AT 6PM ONWARDS YET THROW AWAY ALL THOSE YUMMY SOURDOUGH AND IRISH WHEATENED LOAVES REEEEE

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>>35220539
15, I wasn't a smart lad

>>35220586
Freshly baked bread becomes poisonous after 5 hours inthe shop

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>>35220235
I won't

the machines will

>>35220586
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im so angry for you. i hate it when they do this. i remember when i rang them up because they shut early even though they claim to be 24/7 and they just put the phone down on me. i want to ring them up again.

>>35220539
Same here, probably 12ish.

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>>35220554
Cover the postage and you can have it for free my dude.

>>35220479
I'll take the yuruyuri ones if you're selling them lad.

Genuinely, I would like to buy them from you and save them from the bin

>>35220479
have you hot glued them?

>>35220539
probably too young

Any /uni or /sixthform boys here hate it so much that you never got to experience secondary school love? I see youngsters in their uniforms snogging and and copping a feel on the bus every day like its nothing and I can't help but regret my 5 years wasted there.

>still a kissless virgin

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>>35220479
>>35220676
great point, i want any that have been hot glued :^)

>>35220615
Complain
Get free bread
???

>>35220676
I have not

>>35220668
Same deal as the other guy, postage costs and you're golden

>>35220713
I went to an all boys school so didn't really see it happening. Probably made it better

>>35220763
Fucking sweet bro, you're an absolute legend. Got a throwaway/steam/whatever?

>aquaintence says to get to hit at 10 past
>exactly on time
>text to say outside in car
>still waitinf

>>35220479
But I want the hestiaaaa ;_;

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>>35219961
Posting waifu, but you can't have her.

>tfw you are going to bed at 5am and need to let the doggo for a piss at about 10am.

Goddamn I'm permanently tired.

>>35220539
11-12 seems pretty normal to me

>>35220586

Hi Anon, I am a customer service rep at Tesco.

Due to the behavior of many of our darker skinned customers we were left with no option but to discontinue our reduced baked goods program in order to preserve the safety of shoppers.

>>35220713
yes, but just give up lad. still in college and sit at lunch gaming and observing the local bitches. if you accept it wont happen, its far better. dont bother mate, from what i observe it only ends in trouble. not like hurt feelings, but like a lot of attention and questions.

>>35220782
I do, hold up as I'm having trouble logging in

>>35220865
more info pls, want more of a reason to hate shitskins

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>>35220715
why hot glue figures when you can hot glue the real thing

>>35220912
you going to dress up as a cute anime girl for me then?

>>35220912
I want to hot glue inside you

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>>35219961
here you go desu lad

>>35220892
I can provide you with footage from one of our Brixton branches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLpucjrqzvE

>>35220945
>fat teddys mum shops for dinner . mp4

>>35220866
Oh there's always attention and drama. I'm in year 13 now but around year9/10 some chav cunt exposed all of his girlfriends nudes and vids of her sucking him off over bbm in his boys group chat. In response, she exposed further images that proved she was cheating on him the whole time anyway. Me being an autist outsider that was so far behind everyone socially and developmentally only got a glimpse of one of the pics.

>>35220782
Fuck me, that was an ordeal, Steam is so fucking awkward if you forget your login details. I suppose it's a good thing for security but I just had to answer like 4 questions and copy 2 different confirmation codes for some reason.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/spookymango/

That's my steam profile, feel free to add me. Same goes for anybody else who is after some figures

>>35220865

Pakis only eat takeaway and fast food(explains why they all have such massive pot bellies and fat faces with 8 inch noodle arms)

Fresh produce, meat and bread is poisonous for them so youre clearly lying

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>lost another rocket league game cause I'm a huge burden on my teammate

forgive me

>>35220945
Why are brits such animals?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWda8M7SFTo

>>35221002
that happens everywhere i guess. i think people here should stay as autism engages once people find out, questions everywhere.

>>35220713
Had a gf in year 8, we kissed and stuff all the time, but we had sex once, it was just weird and we broke up the next day.

Never had a gf for as long since

>>35221032
i thought it was you :^)
>>35221058
git gud scrub lmao

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>>35220713
I hate the fact that I missed out on love during my teens and most of my 20s, and now I'm too bitter and spiteful to even try.

I don't know who I'm spiting by refusing to put myself out there, but I'll keep spiting them anyway.

what is sudocrem made of? It fixes almost every skin condition. it's amazing.

>>35221118
Jewish foreskins

>>35221081
i was fucking destroyed in year 8. most lessons were with my form group where people took the piss all the time. i had no chance in hell, still dont now.

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I'm really feeling the feels tonight lads

Jesus Christ, New Labour.

New fucking Labour.

God help us.

>>35221058
you can make it up to me by sucking my dick and posting your ID

>>35221134
me too, I was in the bottom set with all the chavs and gypsies.

>>35221154
I posted it yesterday though

Sitting in bed with some lager and golden wonder crisps lads, feeling proper comfy.

>>35221134
I just wish I went through puberty same time as everyone else. My stature, voice and interests in childish shit was a big target for the cunts in my year. I was below average height and squeaky as fuck when gcse's finished and now I'm 183 with decent enough facial hair. I feel like my late development fucked up everything socially and academically too.

>>35221178
I didnt catch it tbqh

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>decided I needed to get into health somehow even if its cheap
>decide to try doing pushups
>only got to about 60 before my arms caved in
Its about 50 more than I thought I could do, though I kind of pushed myself..

>>35221183
>not Frisps or Discos

If you're gonna go povvo on the crisps, do it right mate

>>35221145
What did you (he) mean by this?

>>35221302
I can barely do 20 without stopping and I'm skinny.

>>35221345

He pfobably did only 10 at a time with his knees on the floor and belly hanging down

If you can do 50 press ups you need to start doing them on your finger tips. Work it into your sets.

>>35221311
Piss off, their cheese and onion is godly

>>35221383
>fingertip pressups

fuck off Goku

>>35221450
Frisps cheese and onion are godly. Check yourself, before you wreck yourself

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>>35221460
Do it on your fists. Never palms.
Mah wrist Strengthening

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>>35221302
>tfw couldnt even do one

I'll try again and post results in a bit... I just go down then can't get myself back up and fall flat on my face when I try quite embarrasing

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>>35221495
Knuckles I should say

>>35221528
Its okay lad, i will lift you up and down again onto my dick.

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No excuses. Press ups on knuckles and Eventually fingers!

Some strang as fuck guy started at my work this week.i honestly can't place the fucker. He's a silent fella, barely hear a peep out if him and he's got an intense ass state, I don't think I've seen the fucker blink once. He speaks slowly and clearly too, and it's a quiet tone.

Thing is he's not at all the kinda sperg you'd picture he looks like a chad and is tall as fuck, well over 6 foot. Pretty handsome objectively.

He has me on edge a bit too. Shared a lift with him today and those four floors felt like a liftetime. Didn't even look at me or speak. Looked him up on Facebook, couldnt find him.

Have I met a real life secret agent or something? Can apergs be chad like in appearance but still hide their autism?

Weird as fuck guy desu.

>>35221736

the guy is you, you are a narcissist.

>prove me wrong

>>35221302
you do 60 in one set and with proper form?

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>>35219803

Elliot Rodger is the closest thing to a living god

>>35221736
It's a ghost

Didn't fap today. Should I blow a load?

>>35221736
>Can apergs be chad like in appearance but still hide their autism?

yes. he probably got bullied at school, or was a shit in neet and developed anxiety over time, anything could of happened to him. i have friends who are good looking and spergy.

quite frankly lads i hate myself and want to die. wtf is wrong with me, i thought you're supposed to grow out of this angsty shit when you stop being a teen

i have sore legs from working out. any of you cute boys want to massage them for me? i have stinky feet.

>>35221876
Do press ups.

>>35221887
Pix?

>>35221876

Probably just got SAD m8, take some Vitamin D, have a nice mug of hot milk and a Wispa and you'll be right as rain

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>mfw watching a female streamer and watching loads of people chuck 100s of pounds at her

>>35221124

criminally underrated post m8

>>35221876
Wanna talk about it?

>>35221887
Fap fap fap lol

>>35221887
I want to wash your feet. Until they no longer pong.

>>35221887
are your inner thighs stinky? and your crotch?

>>35221887
Considering tonguing your toes.
All time low. Can I cum on your legs??

>>35221960
I get the same face of disgust when I see retards doing the same to male streamers

what is wrong with these idiots

>>35222053
>>35222048
>>35222024
>>35221984
>>35221895
i only want a massage sweeties. not a gang bang.

>>35221808
More like a bad mong

>>35222205
thought you were junlad desu. he'd be all up for the stinky thigh thing

>>35222225
He has so little actual emotion he'd be up for anything that will allow him to feel even the slightest hint of anything at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO2wMXib8E

can we please this rapper a meme? its perfect meme material

>>35222225
correct, I love me some smelly bois.
>>35222267
also correct...

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Just got parred brutally

>>35222208
i will kill your soul if you say that again

>>35222361
I SAID MORE LIKE A BAD MONG

>>35222353
that was cruel. girls are often not into casual sex (unless you're a chad), at least not straight away, you have to speaks to them for a little while before you get anything.

>>35222361
BAD MONG BAD MONG BAD BONG BAD BONG

any other desperate lads want to get together for some casual sex and stuff? maybe get some hoods or something?

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>>35219803
Another 10 months as my own worst enemy where I have to exert maximum effort and self control in order to complete the most basic assignments and get to work on time.

any other desperate lads want to get together for some scooter riding? maybe get some hoodies or something?

>>35222489
cant you find a fat girl who wants to date you?

>>35222489
Sounding dangerously prison gay there m8

>>35222489
Please be in York.

And be a qt twink

>>35222353
Hold on, is this tinder? I don't understand. The swipe system is supposed to basically say if they're dtf. Why the fuck would someone go on it, swipe, then say no to sex. Why are woman making life so difficult. Its like me going to a restaurant, sitting down at a table, then when the waiter asks me if I want food saying "eww don't talk to me, I've got food at home weirdo" Tinder should cut through all the bullshit but its ruined by idiots.

Really bamboozles my beans desu lads.

Told my """"friend"""" to fuck off and that he is a massive egotist and now I feel bad.

Even though it is true

>Captcha that there is no point even attempting

"Select all the store front".

>>35222510
I dont speak or type to anyone outside of this place, steam and discord.
>>35222524
i would do anything desu.

>>35222562
worst is when they disappear when you click them

fuck that

>>35222533
>The swipe system is supposed to basically say if they're dtf. Why the fuck would someone go on it, swipe, then say no to sex.

most of the women say they are looking for dates. dont know why. not sure if they are retarded, dont want to look slutty, or have too many options.

half the matches i get dont even reply to me.

>>35222569
where are you laddo?

originall

>>35222604
>most of the women say they are looking for dates
they are either dtf with chad or looking to get a free meal

it's that simple

>>35222546
I made a post on another forum about one of my friends back in the day and he ended up seeing it. We were in a a band together and he wasn't the greatest musician to begin but on top of that he kept going on about how we should dress for the band, we didn't even have a gig arranged and that was the stuff I vented about on the forum. Strangely enough he is one of my best friends now and I feel bad about doing it but at the time I felt so strongly but just didn't know what to do.

Lads I am at the point where I drink 15 units a day minimum

Is anyone else at this stage of their alcoholism?

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todays midnight suprise

yellow jelly baby bums a red cola bottle while a mexican green jelly baby watches with two bitches served with an oxo cube.

>>35222562
>select the road signs
never fucking works first time

>>35222678
>midnight
just outed yourself CETfag

>>35222675
I don't measure my units but I drink 4 500ml cans of beer most nights

>>35222620
maybe, i dont know though, typically women want relationships over casual sex from my experience. i would never go for a meal on the first date anyway, mostly because i would be expected to pay and its not as comfy as getting a pint.

never know what im doing on tinder. maybe i should start asking girls more if they are dtf. i normally try to actually talk to them

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>>35222678
>WoW
>in current year 2017

>>35222710
almost there anon, that's around 10-12 units typically

>>35222614
Southampton
>>35222529
big strong man :(

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>>35222727
is that a rare high dad?

>>35222675
Was at roughly double that at my worst, it was pretty horrible desu.

Average drinking used to be just necking a pint of whiskey, half at a time then smoking fags until I passed out. Kind of enjoyed it though, mostly for the routine.

>said I'd call my sister back when I got home
>forgot to
Oops

>>35221169
>>35221251
the shit fucks up later life too. i managed to find my way into a group of 2nd teir cool kids, ones just below the cool cool kids but still they would sometimes hang around with the cool cool kids.
anyway, basically i bought the faggit group dip dab everyday and at break we'd snort it, or more they would and i'd watch. for two years i was timidly their friends, anytime something happened with intergroup politics the one out would come straight to me, like a rebound. then i became better friends with individuals and go to his house. that was my prime. then essentially, the leader liked conflict and started on me for no reason but for me saying he lied about something, which he did as he wanted conflict and even said he'd beat me up or some shit. then all his disciples as i called them were like "none of us like you" and telling me to fuck off basically. went and hung around with the fucking bottom tier fags and they destroyed me over that telling me im doing it for attention yada yada.
now i don't make friends, especially stay away from groups from that small incident. i'm fucked forever, totally fucked from a social aspect.

>>35222562
theres a new one.
"select all the squares with something in it"

but the something takes up all the squares.

im not clicking that many fucking squares.

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>>35222777
affable digits

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>>35222704
no i just lost track of time. don't bully, heres a pic of the carnage aftermath and my mandatory british values sheet
>>35222727
I don't really play I just resubbed to check it out

>>35222675
>>35222710
You are like little babies, watch this...

EIGHT CANS EVERY NIGHT

Memes aside, some weeks I can comfortably drink that amount 7 days a week. This week I have been quite good. Had 8 cans on Monday, 4 on Tuesday and 4 tonight.

>>35222510
I hate it when people say this. I've tried and even they don't want me.

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>>35222811
>tfw you still have your high dad folder

>>35222826
i-i didn't even notice the oxo cube....what ritual do you perform with that...

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>>35222840
they may just be worth something some day

>>35222868
He rubs it over his bumhole to make it pleasant for his partner.

>>35222838
>. I've tried and even they don't want me.

you fat yourself, or just ugly?

honestly feel like crying tonight but I can't actually cry

To bh can't remember the last time that I did cry

>>35222915
I'm skinny so I guess I'm just ugly

>>35220539
Around 13 mate

>>35222952
i reckon you could become average. a lot of ugly people have a shitty hair cut or wear terrible clothes.

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>>35220227
Hong Kong is the closest city to cyberpunk that there is.

Go there. Revel in it. Get caught in a triad shooting and die, accidental and undignified.

>>35220539
i was playing with my dick in a manner thats similar to wanking for as long as i can remember i used to pretend it was a flight stick when i was in the bath
but i don't think i actually came until about 14

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>>35222914
my bumhole is still rather sore to the touch so not that

>>35223033
why does this cartoon girl have a squiggly mouth?
is it a birth defect?

>>35223033
you are one of my favorite poster in brit feel

you are mega cute

>>35223033
Why is your bum sore lad? Had a big poopoo in your nappies? haha

A lad asked me yesterday what I was planning on giving up for Lent, but I didn't know. I now have an answer alcohol and wanking

>>35223131
I don't have a nappy fetish. FAKE NEWS

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>>35223168
I'm giving up the unthinkable

>>35223201
>I don't have a nappy fetish

no need to be ashamed, lad. nothing to be embarrassed about if you like wearing a nappy.

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>>35222594
>worst is when they disappear when you click them
You might be a NEET but in reality you work for me

I'm moving to Long Ashton near Bristol, what should I expect?

>>35223220
I wish I actually had sex. I am struggling already

>>35223220
Is he allowed to wank in this? 40 days nofap is a real struggle

>>35223313
No he's not

He gets raped at the end, and everyone blames him for it

>>35223354
Might try this.

Anyone want to join me on the /britfeel/ 40 day nofap?

>>35223384
Can I have sex with girls while doing the nofap?

Knocked my ankle out of place years ago and now I just got high and knocked it back in by accident.

And they say maryjane isn't a miracle drug.

>>35223426
Yea, just no wanking

>>35223447
Oh good. I haven't sexed any women for a long time so I'll definitely nofap if I'm guaranteed women to sex up.

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I haven't sleeped in 3 days.
Is there something wrong with me /britfeel/?

>>35223384

>40 days of feeling increasingly frustrated and getting an erection from a light breeze through the window

I'll give it a miss thanks

>>35220227
Doing what lad? Always wanted to go there myself

>>35220227
yes. get out of this shithole.

anyone else here /manflu/? ive got my second bout of it in 3 weeks, this one just isnt getting any fucking better at all either, someone put me out of my misery please

kind of want to talk to my mother about muh autism diagnosis but i know nothing fruitful will come of it and her perception of me will never change
although it might change for the worse mildly when i say "So you're aware I'm a retard, right?" because most retards aren't actually aware of that, so she might just see it as me chancing it to get off with being lazy.

It's not even about work, it's a total sphere of perception. Even inside my own head I hold myself to normalfag standards in a way most autists don't seem to.

>>35220227

Is it not incredibly noisy and dirty and crowded?

I think it would be like living in Blade Runner but not in a good way.

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might stim for a bit. anyone want to join me?

>>35223816
Shoah buddy

Girl in bed (not.she's in toilet) pls help

>>35223816
Keep your elbows tucked and turn it into boxing drills
Profit?

Rosie and Jim are the pushers

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>>35223816
Okay. Then I'm gonna start kicking air like this

And if any part of you should feel that air it's your own fault

>>35223987
who the fuck are rosie and jim? sounds like the names of a couple that goes dogging

>>35224021
this is very exciting, its like being in the army.
we can invade country like this

>Girl I'd been messing around with messages me saying she wants to stop because she's scared of falling in love with me and she knows I want love her back
>I did love her I just don't trust myself to be a good boyfriend
>I've lost a girl who liked me because of my own emotional retardation
>Now massively drunk on straight vodka

Help me bros

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>>35219961
Posting the waifus

also not listed here

>Madotsuki
>Marisa from touhou project

what are we listening to tonight lads? me? here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjmvfRvjTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8

i recommend these just to sit and shit post to, its nice

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Goodnight from Northern Ireland.

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>>35219961
*murders you on the dancefloor*

Nothing personnel kid

>>35224056
>tfw you'll never have those tits rested on your head

>>35224041
> she wants to stop because she's scared of falling in love with me and she knows I want love her back

This is a blatant attempt at fishing for attention. Don't fall for it.

>>35223384
edging allowed?

>>35224094
also, pick a city somewhere, surf the streets to this. comfort is real here lads

>>35224094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs3JDyTGojo

Doing a bit of an emo tonight

>>35224039
imagine us brit feel lads invading a country. we would be like the ginyu force.

omg. we need to think of poses.

Almost broke my car going through a big fuck off puddle. Slowed right down. Did a few circles in the asda car park and its fixes though which is good.

Going to the gp tomorrow about my sleep problems. Going to tell them that it's affecting work because I keep dropping off (which it is). I get an okay amount of sleep (difficult to get the 8hrs because of circumstances). Going to try and dodge her attempts for me to practice sleep hygiene and other bullshit, I just want pills.

The question is, which pills are most fun? Would only be a short term thing. I need to know whether I'm more likely to get something good if I'm telling her I want to squeeze in more sleep or need stimulants so I can be more awake at work. I'm strongly leaning towards the sleeping tablets because legit use would be good and I know a lot of those kinds of drugs can be comfy for recreational use.

What are the likely pills up for grabs and what do I say to get the best ones?

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>>35224164
>mfw i took myself to a funeral centre in Chicago
it's a sign

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>>35224041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9DoxqKAyA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

>decided to nofap for lent
>horny beyond belief even after a day
Help

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>>35224041

>she's scared of falling in love with me and she knows I want love her back

Thats a polite way of telling you to fuck off desu

>>35220945
I don't really understand what happened. What were they scrabbling around for?

>>35224266
10 press ups whenever you even think of fapping.

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>>35219961
Spent 4 hours on public transport today. I'm now almost guaranteed to get ill now.

>>35224300
Maybe I should follow old biblical figures and flagellate myself or jump into a thorn bush everytime I have impure thoughts

>>35224266
Get drunk and wander around outside.

>>35224300
not him but if i done this i would be doing press ups in the middle of lectures, and on the train, while having my tea. it would be a proper mad, lad.

>>35224355
Do eet you utter madman

>>35224350
No. I've given up alcohol too.

>>35224300
I thought about doing that but I'd break my limit and become a god.

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>>35224325
try walking two hours home from the train station

southern rail are a fucking bad meme

>>35224381
Well aren't you a bundle of fun!
Cut off your dick.

Had a dream where I had many clones and had a moment where it felt like I was not individual.

Very uncomfy lads

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>>35224422
I would have rather walked. I love walking but I was carrying loads of heavy stuff awkwardly.

>>35224447
>Cut off your dick.
I've given that up for Lent too

>>35224448
Dass mah lyf fo real, end it, end it all now!

>>35224485
Then fuck off and stop bothering us! Ta x

>>35224524
>Then fuck off and stop bothering us! Ta x
Yeah nah, I'm good lad, ta.

>>35224346
20 press ups whenever you think of fapping.

>>35224041
That's tactful way of saying she wants to end it.

If you look a little deeper, it's an insult. She doesn't want to fall in love with you. She's just fine to use you and drop you when something better comes along.

Now fuck off, normalshit.

>>35224056
>>Madotsuki
/brittheory/: Katyusha anon and Mado anon are atctually just one person with a multiple personality disorders

>>35224094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZZWtLch1g0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB0GDcOrOrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHK5WQrcCl4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSywwZRFXk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_GOty4Ung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjr5TJH2oI

Might listen to some isaac hayes in a bit desu.

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>get external hdd drive
>it's the majority of it is partition for OSX

>>35220227
>tfw will never be able to afford a skyline-level flat in Hong Kong
>Will never be able to afford anything more than a bedsit with no view of anywhere

I'm not sure why I still continue.

>>35224813
good songs anon

i like a girl in my university class but she has a boyfriend, and probably thinks im an autist. what do, lads?

>>35225129
Nothing, because you can't change anything.

>>35225138
you are right. i should try to repress my feeling until uni is over and then foget about her

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>>35225194
You could do that or..

>>35225212
no. rape is bad.

orinami

>>35224914
I'm sure there's a way to fix that

>>35225298
Well, yeah. I have to reformat the entire fucking thing. Which I'm doing but it's taking fucking forever

>>35225340
Can't you just remove the bad partition and extend the other?

>>35225382
I would if there was a NTFS partition actually on the drive but it's partitioned for HFS+ and FAT32 for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaC_-33zgMw

New Kay lads.

>>35225516
I seriously fucking hate these videos

The incompetence is insulting. It's not even funny in an ironic way. It's pure, unadulterated SHIT

>>35225516
That looks tasty as fuck. Might make that tomorrow.

>>35225566
This tbqh. I wouldn't mind if she could actually cook. The only redeeming factor is Lee.

>>35225566
>>35225597
Honestly I like these videos because while she is shit at cooking, she seems like a simple woman who is just enjoying herself while making a video, she's not obnoxious or a cunt about things while being shit so I don't mind it.

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>>35225566
>hating on mummy kay
You're not one of us

>>35225566
Yeah, me too, find them kind of depressing to watch

>>35225753
I feel sorry for the dog. Being fed this garbage on a consistent basis.

>>35225801
lol does she actually feed the dog food she makes?

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>all this kay bashing

what the fuck lads

>>35225753
>kay is to depressing
>threads full of near suicidal virgin permaNEETs aren't

>>35225897
dunno what is up desu, very uncomfy right now

>Go on first page of board
>only find one interesting thread
>open it
>it's already on page 4 with zero comments
Fuck this place sometimes

>>35225864
Unfortunately yes

It looks miserable as fuck also in the vids with Lee

>>35225965
thats fucked up but im not surprised. i think the videos can be funny. best part about them is lee. the food looks dirty as fuck too

>streamer has a discord
>he's in a channel
What do I do?

how to basic has commented on kays latest video. is she going to get big, lads? i hope she doesent get trolled.

>>35226124
I feel like he's mocking her. Also do your remember when his videos were even remotely funny?

That anon better not be throwing away any of his anime figures. If they go in the bin i will put hundreds of curses on him

>>35226124
How did he know? Do you browse britfeel howtobasic?

>>35226124
She's literally going to be on ITV in the next few weeks

Memes have gone too far

>>35226124
>>35226191
He might be from that video WillNE made

>>35226159
>he's mocking her.
kay and lee have been mocking us all for a long time

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>want to get the switch
>have no money

>>35226159
>I feel like he's mocking her.

yeah, seems like it. hope he is being serious though and they do a collab. i have never really followed him but it would be fun if she got big.

>>35226197
i dont even understand this ITV buisness. why is she going on iTV?

>>35226275
>being an early adopter of anything

>>35225642
>>35225685
>>35225897
>>35225911
>>35225916
>>35226124
>>35226159
Why are you white knighting for a lower-class pleb?

>>35226303
I'm planning on waiting for more games because I'm only interested in one but I'll never have the money to buy it

>>35226310
I don't think my remark is anywhere close to white knighting. I'm just calling him out.

>>35226297
She's going on some wanky Harry Hill TV show

>>35226347
She sounds like another liberal fuckhead mate. Move on from her

>>35226297
objectively she's a better a chef than gino d'acampo

Anyone else find masturbation a joyless, slightly depressing necessity? These days I just try to cum as quickly as possible and get the whole mess over with.

>>35226370
What makes you think she's a liberal?

>>35226370
>She sounds like another liberal fuckhead
What? How?

>>35226389
>Anyone else find masturbation a joyless, slightly depressing necessity?
Yes. I'm trying to give it up.

>>35226310
/britfeel/ is built on being lower -class plebs

>>35226405
But I'm a middle class pleb. Do I not fit in?

>>35226275
>60 quid a game

Really think I'll stick with steam this gen.

>>35226370
>sheffield
>council estate
>liberal
>you being a bong using the yank term 'liberal'

>>35226095
Okay, I went in the channel and said hi. He ignored me.

>>35226310
i think it would be cruel to troll he because she is a nice women, and her son is autistic.

this diversion of feeling towards kay is going to cause a civil war in britfeel

>>35226417
That's my biggest issue with it. It's not that pricey for a console but the games should be 40 quid tops.

>>35226413
Sounds like you need to leave lad, if you didn't grow up in a council estate shithole then you'll never understand, middle classers just get everything handed to them in a well established enviornment

>>35226413
>But I'm a middle class pleb. Do I not fit in?

in some way but you probably cant relate to a lot of stuff, like putting up with chavs, lack of opportunities, benefits. i honestly dont know how you can end up in this position as a middle class person unless you're genuinely autistic? no offense intended

>>35226500
this. middle class people have it easy. even if they fuck up, their parents will have good connections. even social anxiety is a lot less likely because they dont have to put up with chavs

>>35226405
>>35226462
She is more plebeian than a lower-class pleb living in a council estate. I don't see why you think it's good to white knight for her. All she is is just a simple minded lower-class tard and you idiots bow down to her as some kind of Godess because some people "bully" her by speaking truth or joking about her because you think she's vulnerable. It's really kind of pathetic.

>>35226566
its called having empathy, lad. we are not all heartless bastards even. fair enough if you dont like her, that is up to you. i personally just think it would be cruel to troll her. if you think differently then do you and i will carry on doing me. good day.

>>35226566
She's just a silly old woman with a dead husband and a weird son. It's pointless and cruel to troll her.

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>>35226549
and its fucking tough to break from the council estate life as a kid, people didn't want anything to do with you because you came from a rough place where kids would break, steal, torment, etc. so you had to drag yourself out.

>lower class

fuck off you americanised twat

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>mfw the proletariats are trying to insult me

my kitty sleeps on the floor next to me but jumps on my lap at 2 am, every night, does have the autismo?

>>35226801
calm yourself you little spastic

Finally out of my two month long depression almost I think lads. Seriously wanted to die but i have some slight hope for the future now. Want to thank you guys for being here to talk to. Without it i'd be lonely as shit.

>>35227707
How'd you beat it lad?

>>35227754
A girl I use to know added me on facebook out of the blue and we got chatting. One thing lead to another and I've just confirmed our second date for next week.

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>>35226566


>stop liking things i dont like

s-sorry lad, i will only watch youtube videos you deem acceptable from now on

>>35227754
When I was at my worst everything seemed completely hopeless, it almost felt like there was an overwhelming physical feeling of dread. Past mistakes were constantly at the front of my mind and i hated myself for it. It seems ridiculous now with my current mindset, but I felt as though the only way I could make things right in my life was to kill myself, it seemed like a certainty that I would. I started to try and rationalise my thoughts though and get a grasp of my mind. I've fucked up in the past but the only way to really get past it is to forgive myself, then whenever I remember the negative thoughts I tell myself I'm forgiven and all I can do is alter future actions so its pointless dwelling on such things. I've also come to terms with my shortcoming, I'll never be social, maybe never have a real relationship, but that's okay, it is what it is. Overtime I just keep trying to reinforce this positive mindset and it helps a lot. Cliche but your thoughts make you who you are, so you need to take control of them.

Other than the mindset stuff I've started exercising consistently and being more productive and setting goals in general. I realise I've been at least mildly depressed the past 4 years and I think it's partly because i've remained stagnant developmentally. Growth is important to happiness.

I was tempted to take antidepressants but someone on here warned me against them. Glad I listened. Not to say they are bad, I'm sure they would have helped, just that trying to figure things out naturally first seems better.

Thanks for reading my blog.

Pretty cold night lads. Hope you're comfy and warm.

>I'll never be social, maybe never have a real relationship, but that's okay

Imagine being this cucked.

>>35228467
Sorry he cant be like the super cool dudes that usually hang out on /r9k/.