How do I turn my best friend gay?

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>>35219442
KILL YOURSELF KILO

I KNOW ITS YOU

Trick him into touching his balls to yours.

Flirt with him a lot. Only works if he's hella ronery, though.

>>35219442
did you post this same sort of thing like a week ago or something? I remember you wearing that shirt and shorts

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Suck his dick in his sleep, subconciously brainwash his dick into being attracted to you.
If you're cute show off your ass alot, excessively even, eventually he'll pop a boner.
Finally, a game of willy wars.

>>35219442
do you have a cute face? If you're feminine or just attractive enough, he might let you suck his dick.

You need to trap up, then get him to cuddle with you, then it's all downhill from there.

is OP dead?

anyway, I wish any of my housemates were attractive

>>35219442
I hate this guy
>flabby awkward body
>autistic shirt
>iphone5

>>35219442
any more of this cutie??