>mother found the poop vortex
Its over lads. What do i do?
What was her reaction? Details anon
>daddy finds the arcane feces funnel
>>35218170
>brother found the smegma paradox
>Teacher solved the cum conundrum
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>Mummy understood the piss parable
>dad found the penis passport
>Prosecutor uncovered the discharge dilemma
My lawyer is saying to just plead guilty to get a lower sentence.
>principle solved the piss puzzle
What do I do
>My church's priest denies the testicle trinity
>auntie found the futa futon
>landlord found the shit slot
>daddy discovered the dick trick
>Have to move into the ballsack ballroom
>Mummy found the cum quadrant
I'm fuck lads
>Baron found the Ivanka wanker
>master investigated swamp ass pass
>>35218170
what the fuck is a poop vortex
>Second lieutenant walked in on testicular tornado time
>>35218487
>he doesnt have a poop vortex
>the cum homunculus escaped and shut down the shart geyser
Im in deep trouble guys
>Mother found my knob goblin
SHIT
>imouto found the penis puppet theatre
>Detective discovered the diddle den
>the foreskin gnome and the butthole gnome are fighting again
>>35218487
who the fuck doen't have a poop vortex???
>normie trash
>furfags
>and Angela Merkel
>>35218514
>what is a poop vortex?
right here anon
>sous chef found the dauphinoise dildo
DAN DRANK THE JUG OF PISS THINKING IT WAS LEMONADE
>>35218569
fucking modern art
this belongs in a soviet museum
>>35218170
>mother found the Cumonculus
At least the shit goblin is still on the loose
>mfw
>sister got stuck in the piss dimension
I'm in so much trouble
>Father died in the interracial turd-tug-of-war
>Muhammad found the infidel-identifying toaster
ALLAHU AKBAR
>The president found the penis peeper
>>35218339
>the cum conundrum
>>35218337
how can you find a paradox?
>>35218758
>Trump has his thumb on the intercontinental ballistic barf beam
>>35218170
>papa found my parafilia para
FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID???
>>35218170
>my maranginian mandrake managed to escape and pooped on my moms cartesian theatre
my doctor said i have two days to live
>>35218793
it's the end point when considering the logic of penile discharge
>Mommy escaped from the elemental plane of panties
>Granny fell into the feces vacuum
Fuck mums gonna freak
>police officer found my cum karzelek
they're going to lock me up for good
>munchhausen found my cartesian shit simulacrum
i'm out of options now
>mother begged to be let out of the semen vat
No no silly mommy, not until you eat ALLLLLLL of baby's cumsies!
>dad found the peed panties negative universe
Apocalypse soon
>Son's step-father found the key to the lepra lock
>mom found my shit enema azoth
>taxman broke the trap tesseract
this is it boys
>oneitis and her goldfish found my cum filled chrysopoeia
everything is going according to plan
>mommy found the discharge barge
IM BONED
>my gf(male) found the elixir of autism
>>35218170
>meemaw found the nigger pit
>mom found my liber cumium
i'm fucked guis
>>35219100
OH FUCK NOT THE NIGGER PIT
>my baskin shark found the rape rasayana
>new neighbor fell into placenta pitfall
everything is in its right place, lads.
>paracelsus found my cum homunculus dimension
>professor found the penis protractor
>>35218793
>>35218337
The sentence you replied to is a paradox
>mommy found my dizzy druze and isn't giving me any more tendies
guis halp
>>35219188
Yesterday I woke up sucking on lemon
>cops found my feastalicious fastachee
it wasn't supposed to go like this
>my doctor took my rubbing rubedo
it was mine ree
>mama found the blood bags
FUCK
NO
>moms spiritual successor found the spagyric spanker
i didn't want to go out like this
>Mamma got manhandled by the munchkin horde
Oh dear
>the whole black neighbor found my nigger nigredo
>>35218523
This is the best one I have ever read. Fucking cum homunculus holy fuck
>shit horde destroyed another village
i couldn't predict this
>>35218170
partner found piss patio pricariously poured in a puddle. what do i do?
>granny found the doody dungeon
THIS IS BAD
dad derrida-ishly deconstructed the poo poo pyramid
>the uni student undine went berserk again
i can't afford so many shit golems, do i have to use cum homunculus on this one?
>sister spied the semen spook
>me finding this thread
if this gets screen capped dont put me in it
>my sister's(male) boipucci found the poobaopuzi
>clyssus ate my syphilis sylph
>dad found the diarrhea dimension
JUST END IT
Borther found the Boipucci den
>gf's husband found the cuck cage key
>rebis found the shit debris
>mummy found the shit blower
>mommy found the cum quasar
>ed woll ate the girl on sleep
well fuck me
>Found dad's body in the auto-erotic asphyxiation station
>neighbor found the panty pentry
>mommy got fucked by the smegma horde
the shit golems are too weak for them
>little sister found the loli vortex
>>35218170
>normies flooded /r9k/
ABANDON SHIP LADS
>tfw haven't eaten anything since mom fell on the peepoopee cumdimension 375
This has got to be the funniest thread in the history of 4chan.org
>second cousin five times removed found the composite closet of cum drums
May as well just jump off a cliff now, laddies.
>grandpa discovered the panty party
>>35219592
looks like somebody needs his own cumoncolus
>>35219603
ikr, this HAS to be archieved
>moms shit golem and her fish found the shit mountain district
>little cousin find the abortion dumpster
>Little sister found the Semen Shrine
>my cum homunculus escaped to the pee grove and raped the shit golem again
literally how do i keep these things in order? may as well have a chimpanzee as a pet
>cousin uncovered the cum crater
>step-sister found the bacterial microcosm
>mom got ravaged by the rashy homunculus
should i just end it all?
>>35219603
>>35219629
great job anons
>>35219666
>not knowing the arcane mantras necessary to keep your creations in line
>not chanting "poo poo pee pee now mommy has to clean me" before consulting the esoteric
Nice trips, shit form
>my racist uncle found the shitverse 8t9758
>Brother found the baby batter box
O SHET GUIYS WAT DO I DO
>Mommy found the tranny tub
Is it over lads?
>>35219755
http://archive.is/efjuu
>wife's son created the cuck cave
>mommy found the cum stadium
cumdrake will not be happy about this
>Grandma found the Boipucci playhouse
Whats the least painful way to end it all lads?
god dammit guys, i'm literally crying
>kitten chewed up the sphincter serpent
just as it was about to be completed. fuck this. this is the last fucking straw. ending it all tonight.
>aunt found the Bufu cage
>shit golem escaped to 11351 leucus through the 40th peedimension
>dad found the Spurdo stash
>mom finds the semen pillow case
>didn't realize what it was
>touched it
Man, I'm glad my mommy knows nothing about semen. I knew she was pure.
Itt: only the first 20 or so posts were funny. Rest is reddit
>the damned ones from my anguish realm are about to discover the 'VR waifu' glitch
>cum goblin has found the shitdimension exploit
I know these threads are a joke but last week my mother unironically found the happy meal boxes I was using to store my shit. I have very dry shit so they didn't leak and any runniness I scooped into the plastic happy meal toy bag or the soda if no bag was provided.
fucking humiliated me. my dad drove me to McDonalds and made me fucking apologise - LOUDLY - for shitting in their boxes.Fucking teared up when the nigger at the deep fryer shouted 'THAT GUY DIN POOP?'. fucking hell fuck these threads
>granny found the roach rocket
>>35220007
>tfw mom found the shitboxes
gotta send the shit golems in her way
>>35220007
omg can't believe this really happened XDDD
INCLUDE ME IN LE SCREENSHOT REDDIT
>plumber found the shitting dick nipples
>my shoes that entered the 12th plane of suffering have found the "cumshit" glitch and used it to trasfer their consciousness in shit simulacrum and came back
i'm afraid they're going to find me
Until last week no shit I had like 120 bottles of piss in my room it was shocking it was
Never again am I doing this to myself
>>35220126
>he has only piss bottles in his room
how can you be so fucking basic? i at least feed my piss to the anguished one through the "fallout porn mod" exploit bug.
>George Bush found the weapons of mass destruction
It's over lads they'll hang me for this
>>35219954
>anon found the samefag serenade
>>35218170
AN ORIGINAL CASE OF PISS BOTTLES FROM A TRUE CYBORG
>gustavus trump has found the "shadshit" glitch and is using it to rape my mother
>>35220156
T. Sadam hussein
>sister found the semen singuIarity
>I solved the teacher's cum quadratic
>tfw summoned the succubus(male) and made a cum golem out of her(him)
>>35218170
>dad found the cum black hole
Goodbye guys
>cum savant published the semen theorem
>mom found the can
>>35220301
>look mom i posted the trap thing again!
Can you guys just stop for a second?
>>35219954
got a picture for you pal.
>Padre found the semen saint's calendar
>>35220007
iktf mate; these threads make that sort of thing seem overly absurd, when for some of us, it's just a natural part of our mundane lives
for instance, i used to like to save my sperm in a small, reusable lotion container and i would use it for lubrication when i masturbated. or i would hang semen-solid socks on strings that dangled around my cave because i thought they made good air-freshener and my parents never dared come into my room. then when i was in the mental hospital i came back and my room was tidy and the socks were washed and my lube was gone. fuck that. i had a melt down. how is that a way to welcome your son home???? FUCKING REEEEE
>dog ate my cunt kebab
Some of you are alright
>bastard son found me
>>35220111
lol'd out loud
>grandma's ghost mutates after the creation of the urine urn, incarnates into the metaphysical uterovaginal insertion of extirpated anomalies which then morphs into the portal of petrified pancreas-tumors, which mom finds
phase 4: complete.
>>35219603
Ive seen far better ones you newfag
>grandma slipped on a cum carpet
>>35219135
I got this m80 m8
>mohammud found the gaywad jihad
>Brother found the oat dimension
>Big sister found the Cathedral of Cum
>Someone came on the fruit again
>policeman found the panty perpetuum mobile
>mom found baby sis
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Hitler found the cum reactor
>mom found the system blower
SYSTEM, SYSTEM OVER
>youth leader found the cum catheter
>gf found my cock
>Hitler found Anne Frank
>pastor found the masturbatory manifold
>mom found the nipple nitain
>next of kin found the shit shambler
how long until it's over?
>mom found the anal crayons
>wife's son found the titty hat
this is really it huh
> Engineer excavated the emission epoxy
Oh lordy.
>father found the fart ferrets
>Papa pilfered the poo poo pee pee pot
ctrl-f "reddit". did not disappoint. Here have an upboat my good gentLEsir
Include me in the screenshot!!!!!!1!!!
Who should I say found the sissy stash?
>dad found the "i'm with her" hat
Am I kill?
>>35226718
>sis surveyed the sissy stash
>comptroller confiscated the sissy stash
>SWAT seized the sissy stash
>mustachio man surmised the sissy stash
>buttslave studied the sissy stash
>hurricane katrina waterlogged the sissy stash
>roommate discovered the douche desk
>hombre hounded the hive of herpes hornets
>>35219208
>dad found the despair code dildo
it's getting real cold in here tonight boys
>Xra'Luz, the time demon, found the cum hypercube
shit shit shit guys what am I gonna do?
>parole officer finds the rectal guinea-pig oven
>>35225544
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP WHAT IS GOING ON HERE !!!!! THIS WASN'T MEANT FOR ANYONE BUT MYSELFFFFFF
>aunt found the autoerotic automaton
help
>Ivanka found her nudes
>mother found the giggle grotto
>mom discovered the pee poo supernova
AAAAA WTF DO I DOOO
>Daddy discovered the Ejaculate Extractor
ITS ALL OVER LADS
>>35218170
cousin downloaded the cum torrent
>grandma gandered the semen sock
Do we have a name for this type of thread yet?
>contractor found the cum ceiling
this meme isnt funny stop posting this
>Pa solved the asswipe algorithm