Job thread

Going to boot camp next month. Nofap for two months here I come.

I'm working at my NEET skills. Always learning about new brain diseases, medications, symptoms and side effects so I can fake them and collect more bux. It's going great.

>>35217432
I live in my Mom's house and live on her dime.
I am not working towards anything.
I am able to live comfortably and do what I desire within reason.

I love life, but I know roasties won't have any of that.
I have to be a wageslave or alone, I can't truly be content

>>35217432
Sys admin, working towards dying.
Ish.
Shitpost.

Administrative assistant.

Working toward getting into university admissions. Banging on the door HARD

i rap for a living

https://soundcloud.com/rockstar-papi

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>>35217432
Im fundraiser for greenpeace, meaning i stand on the streets all day talking people into monthly donations
Im usually number one or at least top 3 in the nationwide greenpeace fundraiser ranking in my country
I dont have any education or something but i work there for 28h and make about 900euros + provision which is about 500-600 euros a month since im one of the best
Also i got promoted to become a team leader which means in about a year i make 1500 euros + my own provision (about 500 euros ) + provision for my team which will be a few hundred a month
I can flirt with all the hot girls i see all day long and i also fucked quite a few of them desu
Also i have a very high status in my team and from my coworkers, since many of them few my like a god

I cant complain

Also im kind of a drug dealer which makes me like 1000 a month too

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>>35217432
>What do you do for a living? What are you working towards being?
order fulfillment for a shit company, I basically making sure everything is right before it ships. In uni but not really working towards anything.

>Are you able to live alone comfortably and buy nice things?
no shit's minimum wage and my parents have to support me

>Do you like what you do?
no, if I don't get a better job after finishing uni I'm honestly going to kill myself because I can't imagine doing this shit full time

>>35217908
>Being a shitrat who begs people for money on the street
>I cant begin to describe how much I want to punch you cunts when you try and approach me for money
I'd honestly rather work the fryer at Mickey D's than have that begging shit tier job.

I scan groceries at the local store. Admittedly I'm overpaid for the work I do so I manage to afford some things I want. Most of those things just happen to be drugs and alcohol.
I live with a roommate and want to go back to school in the summer. I hate my job a lot.

>>35217936
I dont beg anyone for money because greenpeace also does a lot of shit for the envoirment
Also i sincerly dont give a fuck about what you think since i soon make about 3k a month after taxes and can buy everything i want and fuck some girls i get to know while working

Its not an easy job tho, but whenever im depressed about it i think about how much money i make compared to you and how you can suck my dick

Semi security related type jobby. Pay is okay but not great. I would like to buy a house. Not because it's a good investment, more that I have been renting for 15 years now and am sick of the landlord/tenant relationship. Housing market is completely fucked right now so it's not going to happen anytime soon. I am hoping Canada's housing market crashes and these bubble prices drop hard. I will vote for any political candidate who promises to put a heavy tax on foreign real estate purchasing and crack dowm on the fucking Chinese tax cheats.

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I'm a professional mma/shooto fighter. I've got a record of 5-2 so far, and working my way up. I'm not in any big-name promotions, though, and I'm not in the U.S. so I don't really make a lot of money per fight, and I only fight like 2-3 times a week, so I also have to teach at the gym I train at and work part-time at my gf's family's bakery while I train.

It's a lot of work, actually, but in the future I'm hoping it'll all pay off.

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>>35218043

link some of your fights/profile, bro. I like MMA, been watching since 2008.

>I only fight like 2-3 times a week
professionally, or you mean sparring? You amassed your 5-2 professional record in a month? Should probably cut down either way if you're not getting paid. The human body can only take so much.

>>35218407
i meant a year*

>>35218602
let's see your fight, fgt

>>35218043
>>35218602
Dead give away

Boxing supposed to pay a lot better

>>35218788
I hear having any sort of job pays better than pretending on the internet