only a true robot could answer this
Yes. Who knows accidents happen.
>>35217344
>implying finding her means anything
She'll be with someone within a week.
>>35217344
Pros: The girl of my dreams would have a personality that goes past all of the bad traits a single mother would probably have
Get to be a father if the kid is young enough
Cons:
Would have to raise a kid who may not look like me
If dad isn't dead or facing a life sentence I may have problems
Single mom is vague and could mean 1 baby or 5 preteens, yikes
>>35217344
no
the button contradicts itself - the woman of my dreams would never leave her spouse, never select a spouse who would leave her and would endlessly lament the death if they died (especially if she had kids)
>>35217414
Just dream of a girl who loves you at first sight, idjit.
The answer is no and everyone who says yes or even seriously considers the pros and cons is an infiltrator and should be thrown out of the airlock.
>girl of my dreams is a single mom
huh?
>>35217463
This. Orignially
>>35217477
Loopholes could make it worthwhile.
I.e. the girl of my dreams is the Virgin Mary, bam bitch
>>35217473
>Loves me at first sight
>Always has a place in her heart for her Child's Dad
Thanks, dude.
That website is normie tier.
Aaaagghhhh! I don't know what to do!!!
>>35217463
what if it was a virgin birth
>single mom
No. Fuck no. They've already proven they don't know how to behave themselves around a man, and you will ALWAYS take a backseat to their spawn. Her brood will also NEVER see you as anything more than a paycheck their mom settled for.
FUCK NO.
Look what's the point?
If I have kids with her, am I supposed to give a shit about the spawn of somebody else?
No.
And let's be realistic. What if that demonic spawn is better than my kids? How could I live with that?
Fuck that noise.
>>35217344
Only if she has a daughter.
No way in hell. Used good roastie AND a literal cuck? That is complete hell.
>>35217618
Not to mention if the baby daddy is still alive he'll constantly be undermining you, shit talking you, and visiting his child showing it that you're just an outsider who drove their real dad away
>>35217589
thats either impossible or she had ivf. My idea woman would not have ivf unless her partner was infertile.
If were going to say deus lo vult then im not going to believe her so no.
>>35217667
And if he's crazy he might even shoot you.
>>35217344
A single mom has character qualities which mean her personality is not my dream personality.
If she's a single mother it's either because she did something wrong, or she chose somebody who did something wrong.
Either way it reflects poorly on her.
The answer is YES push the button.
The followup to the answer is YES, disable all CO detectors in her apartment, sabotage the furnace, hire a babysitter and take gf out for a nice date.
>>35217674
>>35217701
Maybe she was raped, or it was an immaculate conception. Since this is a hypothetical situation, it doesn't really matter. It's already a given that her personality is suited to your needs. The child could have popped in from another dimension for all it means.
>>35217344
it's never too late for an abortion
>>35217344
you idiots are looking at this the wrong way
>press the button
>fuck her daughter
>she's the perfect wife in terms of personality so she's not only okay with it but encourages me by licking and fingering my anus while I do so
>she looks like a milf so every once in awhile when I'm not having sex with my step-daughter who is my age I get to fuck my mommy-fantasy wife whoenablesindulges in all of my sick and depraved bullshit
now I get to stick my wiener in TWO GIRLS! TWO!
>>35217344
MILFs are the only way to go
>>35217344
No because the kid is a huge ass random variable that could ruin both our lives.
>>35217490
it makes it clear just in looks a personality.
>>35217344
>girl of my dreams
>single mom
What?
>>35217344
>gassed
picking up someone elses meat is a cuck thing to do.
>>35217344
My dream girl is a virgin so this doesn't work
>>35217344
this wouldn't be possible in the real world so theres no point in answering
>girl of my dreams
>have to be a cuck
>>35217396
This is the only answer.
>New toys placed in high places around sharp objects
>Chemicals contains with loose caps
>Lighters in nearly every drawer
>Sharp tools on shelves waist high
>Swimming pool distractions
>Let children talk to strange men
>>35217749
This guy gets it.
/thread-
>>35217344
yes the only reason she would be both a single mother and the girl of my dreams is if you was a widow
>>35217626
i came to post this. thanks anon, you're the one.
Yes, as long as the ex is out of the situation. I want to be a father anyways. I'd prefer if the kid is a girl though, not for pedo reasons I just like the idea of having a girl child.
>>35217569
no!!!! i don't even like video games :^(
>>35217344
>Depending on the child's age that might be over 100 kilos of free meat
>Who doesn't want free meat?
Yes
>>35217749
>now I get to stick my wiener in TWO GIRLS! TWO!
This is a stroke of genius.
>>35217569
I'd press this. Video games are alright and I'm going to die alone anyways.
>>35217344
I'd be with her. It doesn't say we can't have our own kids together.
>>35218100
Virgin Mary.
Originalio
>>35223744
AKA the biggest meme in history.
Teen mom?
>>35217344
My perfect girl wouldn't be a single mother so there's no point in pushing the button. Everybody who knows me knows my staunch antinatalist stance.
>>35217569
Never getting laid so I'd press it
>>35217344
Fuck that. I'd rather stay single for life.
>>35223819
Meme's are reality.
>>35217344
fuck no
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