>*blocks your path* >Hey bruh What do, robots?

>>35215314
Be polite, smile alot, try not to laugh because now when I see these people I instinctevely think (chad eats pizza while you workout) or something like that

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Keep my pace, eyes looking passed them, white people always move out of my way

>not a nigger

>>35215314
why do these rich cunts always have those kinds of shorts
pisses me off

>>35215314
vomit because of their fashion

say "hey bros" and try to walk around as per the bro code, all bros must abide

Walk straight through them. I may end up running one of them over.

I give zero fucks

Sup dudes how it going brahs? Me? Not much brahs just looking to catch some waves. Alright dudes nice seeing yahs. Stay radical my mans

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>>35215314
stare them down and push my way through them

It's like half country club, half yacht owner, half golf player attire.

tell them to wear khakis
i hate shorts

>>35215314
curl into a fetal position and hope they don't notice

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keep walking. if one of them stops me backhand him into next week

>"Excuse me."

If they don't move, I stack Daze with Piercing Glare to stun before pushing aside the leader and stepping past.

By the time they recover I'll be comfortably free from the engagement.

>*be black*
>lil white bois naturally walk out of my way

>>35215340
Shut the fuck up you disgusting minority

>yawn and *accidentally* my sidearm
>call them easter faggots if they persist
fucking sick of these people harassing the security staff

Ask them if they've got a plan to save alpha omega house from that mean ol' dean

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> all these edgy kids saying theyd do something

Dont forget to teleport behind them with your katanas hahahahah

>>35215464
>easter faggots
lol nice

>>35215476
I've already beaten the shit out of dozens of these kids. Nice try tho

>>35215314
SELL THEM DRUGS @ 200%

i'm blavk LOL

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losersayswhat?

>>35215477
XD where the upvote button bro hahahab 10/10

You... I like you. SIMPLY EPIC

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>>35215314
>>35215498
>east coast """""fashion"""""
Cali may be a hellhole, but at least the fuckfaces here have a sense of originality

>>35215508
Please take disgusting language back to Ieddit where you belong

>>35215314
Sup faggots do they make those close in mens sizes?

>>35215525
>pic

i thought he was eating a very large pizza...

>>35215525
i thought that was Yolandi Visser from the thumbnail

>>35215495
>>35215495
Who are you trying to impress? Go share your fairytales with other stupid betas who will believe you. Stupid fucking kid

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>join frat
>all hard life decisons get made for you
>no longer have to worry about what to wear
>no longer have to worry about whether or not to work out
>no longer have to put effort into making friends
>no longer have to fear rejection
>no longer have to choose my own haircut
>no longer have to decide how I'm going to waste my time on weekends

>>35215549
>I'm a pussy so everyone else also is
Not how it works, kiddo

>you guys know which way the bar is?
>okay, thanks.

I will have flip flops and similar shorts on they must let me past

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>>35215314
walk around them in a nonthreatening way.

as a black man i know the power of my intimidation and that i must not needlessly use it on innocents when i don't have to

>>35215549
Shut the fuck up faggot I'll kurb stomp your fukkin head

white culture can't go extinct soon enough

>i'm good thanks
>?
then ask if they all work in the store

>>35215633
The most intimidating creature on Earth is a big bald white man with a gun.

There's a reason these guys are employed overwhelmingly in corrections and law enforcement. They're not just tough as hell they're smart too, there's no more dangerous animal.

Intelligent application of force with numbers and technology is overwhelming.

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>>35215389
>>35215400
>>35215422
>>35215439
>>35215495
All of you are full of shit. You know damn well you'd just sperg out and walk around them with your head down. You wouldn't even dream of touching Chas, you know he'd knock your block off kek

Grew up dirt poor in a tough area. You don't block people's paths here unless you wanna get hurt real bad.

>>35215340
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>>35215747
>Grew up dirt poor in a tough area. You don't block people's paths here unless you wanna get hurt real bad.

***wheezes heavily****

HEHE YEE BRUH

NAH MAN MY PARENTS PAY FOR MY SCHOOL THE FUCK HAHA
NAH MAN MY PARENTS PAY MY FRAT FEES MAN ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FINANCIAL AID KEK?
PSHHH YOU SEE THIS BELT BRO? COST AS MUCH AS YOUR TEXTBOOKS BRUH HEHEHE

HEY TANNER BRO CALL AN UBER IM BORED NOW

>>35215698
Yep, cletus the prison guard is a genius

>>35215559

>have to swallow cum from frat bros
>have to be a docile faggot
>have to be a beta chadette

>>35215834
Not a genius, just a lot smarter than a nigger.

>>35215911
"Niggers" are an average 40 IQ points higher than whites. Try again sweetie

>>35215930
>niggers in charge of math

You might want to use a calculator next time shitskin.

>>35215314
>scrawny hairless legs

Kekkeroni

>>35215800
I hate it when faggots like them actually brag about having everything handed to them

It's funny thought because they won't get hired due to having absolutely no work experience

Instinctivley vomit because of those shorts. I hate those shorts

>>35215834
Actually have a friend with a masters, he took the military exam and he tested so high they wanted him to be nuclear or a spook. He decided to go into law enforcement instead of what he studied, sports medicine.

>>35215857
>have to swallow cum from frat bros

do frats still do this?

>>35216131
Kangaroo court can be a harsh mistress.

>>35215533
Are you new or something?

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>>35215698
The most intimidating creature on Earth is a vexxed jew.
Why do you think Hitler tried (and failed) to liquidate them?
Even Trump is in their pocket.

>>35215314
tell em "some of you guys are alright"

>>35215536
Objectively the best response so far

>>35215314

"Hey fellas, nice shorts. Are these available for men, too?"

>>35215572
>>35215495
Oh to be this young again

>>35215314

>tfw sister gave me one of those in my birthday
>unironically use it in uni

Oh god the fucking stares I got it was back then in 2010 so everyone thought I was a faggot

>>35215314
aim for the knees, they look weak as fuck

>>35215314
>What do, robots?

Wait for several minutes. They'll pass out from a lack of adequate circulation.

Why do so many people lock their knees?

>>35215314
make no reply.
rudely but lightly butt my sholder into the nearest one while I pass in a show of passive aggression.

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>walk around them
The wonders of the human mind huh.

>>35215633
>be black
>be a robot
>thinks im tough
>act tough
>act tough on r9k to robots
We sure wont realise you are a faggot anon
>:^)

>>35215930
even 2 niggers IQ together is barely surpassing a somewhat intelligent white male
>clearly drunk

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>>35215746
Really what are they going to do attack me?
That's assault you mongoloid they look like adults not school bullies they won't do shit. Chad apologist betas are the dumbest shits. MUH ALWAYS FEARFUL OF CHAD CAN ATTACK ME ANY MOMENT! Been watching too much shounen anime my man.

>>35215314
I'll sell them an 8th of DUDEWEED for 50 dollars and they will leave me alone