I miss being a robot

File: t_cdf65a32b203db06b53ac6e402c236eb-imagegif.gif (724KB, 255x198px) Image search: [Google]

724KB, 255x198px

Many years ago, I was just like you, TFW no job, twf no gf, klhhl virgin.

Then, I saw a thread on r9k, telling me just to put effort into life, be passionate about something, anything, and improve myself.

So I did, I went back to school, took up hobbies, got a job, got healthy. Now I'm married with kids and a good job and I miss the early days.

I have over 700 games on steam. You know how many I've played for over five hours? Ten. Mother fucking ten. I can buy anything I want but I have no time to use it because of my job and my loving family, going out to the beach,building sandcastles, amusement parks, app that shit.

I can't even fap to my favourite porns (shemale, cuck, scat) because all my sexual energy is drained by my "I want it in my ass tonight :^)" horny as fuck wife.

I miss instant ramen, hot pockets and poptarts at 3am, I miss the crunchy patch of carpet on front of my desk where for years I would let my seed lie where it fell. I miss edging all through the night before blowing my load all over myself and falling asleep in bed without washing it off.

My son said to me the other day
>I want to be just like you daddy
And I told him, no, you want to stay at home forever and have mommy microwave you fresh batches of tendies and empty your shit jugs.