I called my gf fat today because she is bitch needs to lose

>>35210167
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>>35210167
did she threaten to stop paying for your food and rent?

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ordered a coke at mcdonalds today and the troglydytes took about 15 minutes to realize they skipped my order. i got a medium, but when they asked me if i was waiting for anything, i said "yeah, a large coke" and got a large coke instead of the medium i payed for.
Devilish Indeedy.

tfw no weight to lose and naturally perky ass

feels god XDDD

>>35211881
>McDonald's has a $1 drink any size policy

Yes, very devilish.

>>35210167
I called my taiwanese wife ugly in the hopes she'll kill herself lol. Today is our wedding anniversary too!

>>35211916
>Implying everyone on this board is 'Murican

>>35211881
>Drinking coke
>Waiting 15 minutes for a drink of coke

>>35211916
not in australia my dude

>>35211957
I-Im not alpha enough to sp-speak up anon :(

>>35210167
>not fattening her up
Total fag/10

>>35210167
held my gf under the blankets and released some nasty gas. She cried afterwards but I think it mostly tears of joy.

killed my mother today. feeling devilish as heck.

:))))