l haven't cummed for 3 weeks, ask me anything

>>35209835
Did you know that it would be came and not "cummed"?

do you feel more angry/confident

>>35209859
I am aware of the proper syntax, however, given the ambiguous meaning of came, which could me the past tense of either come or cum, I opted to used the verb cummed for purpose of clarity and efficiency, so no one would ask me "came where for 3 weeks?"

>>35209869
I feel very super confident actually. Not at all angry, this is probably because I do lots of yoga, meditation and breathing rituals which help to channel my sexual energy into healing energy and higher mental functioning

>>35209893

Should you really feel so insecure posting on an anonymous message board?

>>35209927
I'm just an autist shitposting with another autist apparently

>>35209835
I did that when I spent three weeks in Europe with bf. A couple weeks in I tried to get him to jerk me off in hostel shower in Marseille, but he was nervous and we were short on time to catch a train.

>>35209835
>3 weeks
You are a mere child.
Tonight(day) is 6 months.

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>>35209835
I did that once.

I ended up having wet dreams. And I'm 30 years old. Was weird but awesome.

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>>35210865
youre like a little kid
im sterile and i havent cummed from birth

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>>35209835
Why?, Because you lack a sexdrive?

3 weeks without getting off? You're turning into my GF.

Do you feel the power surging through your veins?

>>35209919

>channel sexual energy

Nice broscience faggot

>>35209835
Go for 12 years and you go full hanuman

>>35209835
Cool. Are you cut or uncut?