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I know. That was a very awkward conversation between me and my uncle.

>implying anyone has ever seen me

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>>35207002
>Someone, at some point in the past, has masturbated while thinking of you
No. They haven't....
I'm 100% positive, based on my looks and personality. If they have,then they're standard are extremely low

>>35207051
Well, at least SOMEONE did. That's what counts!

>>35207143
>implying you didn't go to any school
I doubt you were kept in a prison cell for the first 18 years of your life

>>35207178
It might not have been a flattering thought about you, but some girl/man on your league might have. I know I've masturbated thinking about multiple girls above and on my league, personally. Same should happen for the girls, too.

>>35207002
I understand you guys are downers, but come the fuck on.

Trust me, someone HAS masturbated while thinking of you.

>>35207251
Men are different, there's no way girls schlick to fucking losers when they have Chads to dream about

>>35207301
>implying there aren't girls who get their rocks off thinking about getting degraded/raped by pathetic losers/NEETs/obese/ugly men

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>>35207351
There aren't...you need to quit dreaming
If they're' fantasizing about getting gang raped, it's from guys like this.

>>35207273
How would you be so sure, famiglio?

I know.
I realized way too late.
She's engaged now.

yeah, pretty sure my gym teacher and scout master did

>>35207419
It's well known that it's a tightly-kept secret, but I think you know as well as I do that it's happened.

>>35207436
See. This bot admits to it. If someone browsing r9k here has had a girl masturbate to him, you have hope.

>>35207394
Not all girls, I imagine.

>>35207469
Huh. Both just happened to be gay pedo/hebephiles? Are you twink mode or something?

>>35207506
I see where youre coming from, but I really dont know, dude. Im unattractive, have a really shitty personality and have always interacted with very few people.
Unless it was someone I never even noticed at school or something

>>35207506
>If someone browsing r9k here has had a girl masturbate to him, you have hope.
I'm that bot and no, that hope has diminishing returns.
I'm 24. I haven't had a relationship ever and was so scared about losing my virginity to that girl that I chugged too much vodka and spent the night puking instead.

A young robot has hope. A young robot can still change. But you have to force yourself to think hard about any girl who ever gave you the time of day, even back in jr high. And you have to drive forward with the knowledge it happened once.

Change before it's too late. Don't end up like me, facing a cannon of washed up whores for potential lifemates.

>>35207002
what the hell is this supposed to mean. no that probably hasn't happened and even if it has then it doesn't help me at all with my situation.

>>35207002
Lol if you say so, OP.

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>>35207002
> Remembers a gay guy coming onto me a few years back

Oh I'm sure someone has masturbated to me anon.

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>>35207051
First post best post

Fuck off Roberto