>i just want a gf that i can walk in the park and climb trees with

>>35206600
at least you got double dubs

original ele

>tfw no precious and delicate terminally ill gf who sometimes gets sad and apologizes for being a burden but then I comfort her and tell her I love her more than anything and then we cuddle up and fall asleep to the sound of rain on tha roof
>but then the next day she dies in my arms and it feels like my heart has been ripped out so I go through an alcoholic phase that pushes all of my friends and family away
>can't bear it any longer and kill myself

I will never be reliable enough for a delicate flower and I certainly don't have the necessary empathy
Sad feelings

>>35206600
>climb trees
and what would the purpose of that be

>>35207387
this is some kind of bizarre meta tragedy you've cooked up for yourself

>>35207414
Yeah but then after all of that we'd meet up in anime heaven so it's coo

>>35206600
have you tried the zoo?

>>35207400
You sound fun at parties

>>35206600
Would you like a gf (bf) with a feminine penis (7.5 by 6 cock)

>>35207827
You sound reddit at reddit

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>tfw no gf to make pancakes with
>tfw no gf to buy house plants at the garden center with
>tfw no gf to play noughts and crosses with on a long train journey
>tfw no gf to stand on the front of the trolley as I push it at the supermarket
>tfw no gf to eat toast with
>tfw no gf to do puzzles with
>tfw no gf to paint her nails
>tfw no gf to explore abandoned buildings with
>tfw no gf to sunbathe with
>tfw no gf to go on bike rides with
>tfw no gf to do drawings and paintings with
>tfw no gf to go camping with
>tfw no gf to give my life meaning

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>>35208078
all of this sounds perfect and i want to do all of it
why can't robots have good things in life

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>>35208206
feels bad
i just want someone to hold