"So, Anon, do you own any pets?"

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Are parrots autistic pets? Mine is 38 years old. My dad passed him down to me.

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Yes, I do.

I own a pet (three in fact), I'm ottermode, 6' tall, I have a good haircut, good jawline, all in all a pretty average face, I have hobbies, I have a good job, I'm funny, charismatic, just not so good with first impressions, cause I'm not so open at first, but people all generally like me and thinks I'm an awesome dude.

I have it all and I'm still a kissless virgin. It's all a fucking conspiracy you fucking nigger, it's all a fucking conspiracy.

Nothing you ever do works, it just increases your pain when you see that everything you're doing isn't working. Don't get a pet, they're noisy and fucking unbearable.

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No I don't. How about you?

tfw you'll never drink from cara's sweaty shoes