I think I have a gf now but I'm not sure >post a joking - /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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Anonymous
2017-03-01 02:23:35 Post No. 35205355
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:23:35 Post No. 35205355 [Report]

I think I have a gf now but I'm not sure
>post a joking status on Jewbook asking for someone to be my gf
>a girl who is my friend says shell be my gf and announces that she's single
Do I have a gf now?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:40:33 Post No.35205640
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:40:33 Post No.35205640 [Report]

>>35205355
i don't know what to tell you since i have absolutely no experience with relationships and inside knowledge on what women really mean when they say and do stuff

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:41:36 Post No.35205655
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:41:36 Post No.35205655 [Report]

>>35205355
Why don't you be serious about it and ask her if she's messing with you or not? And don't be autistic about it either or send her a fuckton of retarded messages.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:42:22 Post No.35205678
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:42:22 Post No.35205678 [Report]

>>35205355
Call her and ask her.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:45:16 Post No.35205739
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:45:16 Post No.35205739 [Report]

>>35205355
Put a relationship request thingy on Facebook. See if she responds.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:48:43 Post No.35205809
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:48:43 Post No.35205809 [Report]

>>35205655
I asked her on messenger just now... No response

>>35205678
I have no minutes on my Obamaphone

>>35205739
Good idea. I'll do it and post her response. If she responds back that is.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:09:16 Post No.35206152
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Yup, this is how it works anon.
But know that she is allowed half of all your stuff now.
You need to tally up your net worth and send her an itemized statement