ITT we post what country we live in, what country we want to

>>35204858

>muh degeneracy
>muh let's engage in an activity that literally degenerates your genes

Pol is drunk again

Heres mine

>Canada
Want to live in
>Chile

I want to learn spanish from a country that isnt spain and chile seems like the safest south american country

>>35204882
/pol/ is fucking stupid and full of circle jerking fags, fuck off.

>>35204858
>America
>Finland
>Autism is considered normal

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>Canada
>Hong Kong
>Live out my hyper-capitalist cyberpunk dreams.

>>35204858
Canada (southern ontario)

Canada (Northern Ontario)

I just want to live alone in the woods trapping, farming, writing poetry and have some internet

>>35204906
don't come to Finland. It's awful in here

>>35204924
What is so appealing about that?

It's a noisy human beehive. YEck.

>>35204858
>America
>Sweden
>I want something new, and am most interested in this place

>America
>America

Most prosperous and free country in the world despite terrible leadership for over a decade.

>>35204858
>uk
>Finland
>i like cold, dark weather, plus it seems people are less likely to be social

>>35204902
>full of circle jerking fags

describes any board. hell, describes any internet (un)community ever

>>35204933
How awful?

What is your life like anon.

It'd be funny if we could trade places for a month or something. Do you live in a nice part of Finland?

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>russia
>less culturally degenerate
>confused and outraged when people say that pol is a joke

same as you op except it's because it's my birthplace and i could probably get my first gf there at 24. people simply belong with their own kind.

you reasoning sure is sophomoric and dumb as fuck though. you know nothing about russia

>>35204906
lets swap?

>Australia
>Russia or maybe Washington (US)
I hate living here, it's too hot and everybody annoys me

>The Netherlands
>Nigeria
>I caan die easily within a day without it having to be suicide

>>35204858
>Chad
>Any western country
want to improve my quality of life

>>35205072
churka, ne nada larpavat' kak petooshok yabuchi

>Malta
>Malta
Love it here, kinda permanently a building site but it's peaceful and cheap.

>>35205091
Only if you live in the Finnish equivalent of the white upper middle class neighborhood I live in.

>>35205144
Fucking Chad.
This board isn't made for you, fuck off.

>U.S.
>Norway or another Scandinavian country
>The U.S. is slowly being overrun with neo-cons, fundies and alt-rights

Fuck, even Scandinavian countries that do have an official church of state aren't nearly as backward as the U.S., and the U.S. is supposedly a secular nation.

Also, killing yourself is the only possible contribution you could ever make to humanity, OP. Don't delay.

>>35204858
>'Murica
>Norway
>Better school system better healthcare, better... Everything.

>>35205156
pachemu ti dazhe zdes', vatnik?

>>35205167
I live in the middle of the 5th biggest city. And yes this area is pretty much upper class apart from me

>>35204943
High chance for novelty, I guess, and the excitement of being in the centre of the action. I like the more high-tech aesthetics of big cities, especially East-Asian ones. I'm also autistic for mass-transit systems.

Noise is something that actually really bothers me though. I don't think I could stand to live in an apartment/condo tower unless I could get something like this installed in it.
https://www.sleepbox.com/

>>35204957
Sweden is garbage man. It's like the shitty anus of Scandinavia. Norway is where it's at.

>>35205167
apart from few lidl niggers strolling around because niggers

>>35205025
I live in middle Finland, at this distant little village which is far away from everything. I'm currently getting by with neetbux but since it's so low, I can barely buy anything else apart from food (due to bills). Finding a job is impossible in Finland, if you don't have a super good education in something. For the past 5 years I've sent over 1000 job applications (kept count) yet still unemployed.

Goverment is beyond fucked. Our "great politicians" constantly want to bring more and more sandniggers into the country, while completely leaving normal folks to die into their own shit

>>35204858
>Poland
>an expanded Poland in which we claim back our rightful clay from hohols and other such trash
the failed state of Urine is truly an eyesore and Polish clay

>>35204858
literally the most abortions out of any country in the world, incredibly atheistic, incredibly high crime, everyone loses their virginity at 13, everyone does drugs. russia is one of the most degenerate places on the planet

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>where I live
Argentina
>where I want to live
Iceland
Japan
New Zealand

>>35205331
pretty much ever giant ethnically diverse country in the world is "degenerate"

>the Netherlands
>New Zealand or Australia
Both seem like comfy countries and I don't like Europe's current situation, I just want to live my life without having to worry about stupid politics and war

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Canada
Australia/Estonia

Both of these options are not Canada.

>California
>California
>I actually like the culture here, and weed is legal which is a huge positive QOL for me.

>>35205200
>The U.S. is slowly being overrun with neo-cons, fundies and alt-rights


How much msnbc do you watch each day?

How many nigger dicks has your sister rode?

>New Zealand
>any continent, preferably some cozy town of 100~ in Europe surrounded by rolling hills and farm land so it's not all that different

I like your accents Europe

>>35205472
>degenerate is a degenerate
really tickles my neurons

>America
>Canada

It's like America, but without the stupid and the Trump and the Bannon and the mis-interpreted Constitution.

>>35204858
>USA, Georgia
>anywhere in the arctic circle

>>35205516
the constitution is not being interpreted the way I want it to be. fuck drump lelz

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>america
>the Hyperborean Empire

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>>35205512
so what's non degen then, being straight edge?

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>Michigan (US)
>western Siberia
It's cold as fuck, everyone is like this>>35205331
>its my dream... sadly

>>35205331
>incredibly atheistic

Not since the fall of the Soviet Union. It's about a 50/50 split now. And the amount of religious pandering in Russian politics is even worse than the U.S. Russian leaders don't care to sign your rights away as long as it appeases the church.

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>>35205570
look at that straight edge over there like he doesnt even smoke pot what a fucking loser straight edge. can you believe this faggot straight edge, hes a heterosexual, what a fucking faggot straight edge.

>>35204858
>Australia
>Australia
We're full. Sorry.

>>35205789

instead of reading books, developing skills, practicing speech, being skilled at video games, anything

you go on 4chan and you adopt popular, in-lingo like degenerate and cuck and you spout it endlessly

cali-fag over there is a degenerate. sure. but at least he has his own personality and beliefs.

>Brazil
>England
>Better health system i'm a doctor

>>35205839
watch that projection there lad

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>>35205789
>>35205839
Nothing wrong with being straight edge lol, I respect it, and weed isn't my lifestyle just something I enjoy by myself while I relax. Much healthier than the heavy drinking I used to do at least.

I mean all you two know about me is that I like California and smoke weed and you think that makes a man a degenerate. What a one-dimensional worldview if that's enough for you to judge a person with such absoluteness.

>>35204858
>USA
>A nicer part of the USA
>I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good

>Canada
>Canada
I like the wilderness here. It clarifies the mind and revitalizes the spirit.

>>35206075
ever run into a wendigo?

>>35204933
I've heard this from Finns, Danes, Swedes and Dutchies so far. Guess what? Your countries are better than ours by literally ANY objective measurement. Go live somewhere else for a few years before bitching about muh low neetbux and muh refugees.

>>35205544

not just the constitution but the laws of the US in general

did you know there are laws in effect that don't allow discrimination based on national origin? yeah, no one did because no one wants to talk about it.

this is why it was a shitty reason to elect a crass businessman to office, because now he thinks he's above the law.

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>>35204858
>mexico
>mexico

comfy weather living in the south, nice people, good food, lots of places to go

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>>35205839
t. intellectual

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>>35206200
Your post was too incoherent for a proper reply.

>>35204858

>Being this deluded

Russia is even more degenerate then the US since everyone's poor and the only thing they have easy access to is drugs and sex.

>>35206226
Also lots of messy ways to die! Mexico ftw

>>35204978
>decade
>ten years
>mfw

>>35206084
No, I live on the west coast. No samsquamch either.

>>35204858
Russia is full of AIDS and heroin.

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>America
>UK
>want to be with all my brit boys and get hammered

>>35204858
>UK
>Norway
because I want to have a cosy house on the outskirts of town with lots of nature to go explore on my own and a nice reliable internet connection and social security

also job access to the EU after brexit but let's not get all political

>>35204858
>Germany
>Either Switzerland or USA
I just want the fucking government to leave me alone and fuck off with its EU circlejerk. Those two countries seem like the best place for someone looking for freedom.

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>>35204858
>Argentina
>Iceland, Finland or Norway
>i like cold countries with not too high populations, it sounds really comfy

>>35204858
>Better alcohol
I'm guessing your state doesn't have local breweries.
Anyways
>America
>America
I already don't fit in my own country. I don't need to be made fun of for being an American in another country.

>>35205821

>nanny state
>retarded import taxes
>indigenous population makes niggers look like upstanding members of society

You do have nice beaches.

>>35207132
I think being American in another country could be a good conversation opener. That said, the few Americans I know were huge normies, so they had no problems socializing.

>>35204858
>Switzerland
>China, Russia, Canada or Argentina
I want to live far from civilization, be it in Patagonia, around the Amur river in Russia/China or the north of Canada.
I just want some place warm and fertile enough for me to grow crops without having a neighbor.

>>35207132
I got these Brits really angry when I visited London. They shit-talked me because I was an American.
Trust me friend, it just feels superior.

>>35204858
>Mexico
>Any country except for sandniggerland, north korea or any hispanic country

>>35204858
>>Less culturally degenerate and better alcohol
Is this bait. Anyway

>United States
>Norway
>I like Norway, breddy cool place

>>35207210
i don't even write why i want to live on another country bc...Mexico, who tf wants to live here, any other country is better than this

>>35204858
>America
>Russia, Austrailia
>Less degenerates and special snowflakes, austrailia has good schools and most of my online friends live there, russia because of "m-muh heritage" and i actually speak russian

>>35207193
My personality isn't to laugh at people that are making fun of me. I just get scared and sad.

Australia
Vermont, maybe.
>>35205412
You wouldn't be able to handle Australian heat, unless you lived in Tasmania.

>>35204858
>United States of America
>Mars, Moon (or any celestial body) colony

I just wished I lived on another planet most of the time.
Who wouldn't want to live in a space colony really?

>>35204890
I hate when anons don't respond to early posters.

>I want to learn spanish from a country that isnt spain and chile seems like the safest south american country
Well, you'd have to worry about vastly different dialects too. I'm pretty sure Spaniard spanish and Chilean spanish is vastly different.

>>35207193
Yeah this drunk salaryman got super pissed at me when I visited Japan and I thought it was hilarious. Which made him even angrier because I was like, calm down little man don't push yourself. He kept yelling at me in broken english and I'd respond in broken Japanese while laughing my ass off.

I'll never forget that chibi ojii-san...

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I know I'm not the first one to do this but
>America
>America

>vast and geographically diverse
>muh freedom
>very much relevant on the world stage while still being removed from all of the horrific shit in Europe
>I like our constitution and the way our government was designed
>I want to participate in American elections
>fascinating history
>it's my homeland

>>35204978
This.
America may have some problems but it's our home, our team, and if you don't want to root for the home team then you should get the hell out of the stadium.
Go America, Go Broncos.

>>35204858
>less culturally degenerate and better alcohol
Thats one stupid ass statement. Wrong af

>>35204858
>Singapore
>Japan

>muh animu
>muh doujins
>i'm already asian anyway

either this or
>Scandinavia
>United States
if i can turn white

>>35207904
Asians generally do alright in every country desu

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Robots help me out here. If I am an American, where is a country I can go and survive in easiest (I know it will be hard regardless). Don't give me Canada, that's even more cucked.

>>35204890
>Chile
Wants to live in
>Canada

I don't know why, they say people there are nice and one of me mates claims poverty there is a myth, althought he seemed to be pushing foward an agenda.

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>(You)SA
>Nippon
>autism is normal
>can communicate in the language
>language is easier to communicate in
>enjoy rice
>kewl public transit
>gorgeous nature/climate
>uber kewl toys
>not impossible to find a westaboo with low standards for citizenship
>people of darker pigments are few and far between
>comiket

US
Western Europe becausea it's whiter and easier to get bux.

>australia
>bosnia

home country

>>35208086
Canadian here, poverty isn't a myth anywhere in the world, expect for maybe Dubai. But very chill, nice and peaceful. Visit in your lifetime.

>>35207946
yep, although my inferior genes and autism would send me to the absolute bottom of the dating pool

>>35208199
Thanks for the Input, I would if I had the money.

If you ever plan to come down over here make sure you have a good grasp of spanish and the currency exchange, and to stick only to the natural wonders, otherwise people will try to scam you all day everyday, specially taxi drivers.

>Manitoba
>anywhere else that isn't as big of a shithole

>russia
>some scandinavian country or maybe czech
>i like this climate and russia is going to be 3rd world shithole at this time

>>35205682
> Russian leaders don't care to sign your rights away as long as it appeases the church.

Lol, there's only one leader, anon. Take away your dreams about freedom. Russia is absolutely degenerate country because of shit people, shit alcohol-culture, shit on the streets, and many many other things.

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>>35207749
>>35207674
>>35207132
>>35206556
>>35205472
>>35204978

good choices ITT

>Mexico
>England
>Most of my interests like literature and music are British.

>>35205327
How does it feel being one of the lamest European countries?

>>35204858
What's up with that dudes face

>>35204858
>new zealand
>estonia
>99.8% white, beautiful women (honestly any other white women would be better than nz women), very low crime rate even though they're a little bit poorer than us

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>America
>Zimbabwe
>So I can live out my fantasy of being the number one nigger strangler in Zimbabwe

>America
>America
But maybe in a different part of the country.

I'd say Russia otherwise. Cold, vodka, and ex-Soviet military equipment to play with.

>>35204858
>The United States of America
>The United States of America
>There's no place like home.

>>35204890

Chilean spanish is the worst spanish by far

Russia
Spen
Warm+sea i like sea

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>Poland
>Iceland or Norway
I just wanna live somewhere surrounded by nature away from the people, I fucking hate cities,cars and air pollution.

>colorado
>iceland
something about a peaceful cold fishing nation appeals to me

>>35204890
>>35210371
Chilean spanish is pretty shit tbqh

Just go to colombia, son. The best/cleanest spanish, and not as dangerous as you might think (still a bit, trust no one, dont be an idiot)

Proof that a blond guy can live in the south https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHk5hIH0iMk

>>35204858

>feces so money

image familiar

>>35204858
>New Zealand
>America
>Best country in the world, non-disgusting accents

>poland
>north america

Poor people in america live way better than middle class in poland. If i could choose i would pick a place where it's not freezing cold during winter.

Live in
>Estonia
Want to live in
>Estonia
Used to hate my homeland, but now i like it. Its nice and quiet, until Russia comes and invades us anyway.

>Ireland
>Czechia
Lower average wage, but when I visited there was a stronger culture rather than just being a washed up England. Good gun laws and they aren't as sjw. A lot more national pride there I'd say.

>Canada
>The United States of America
>Cheaper booze, fast food and guns

I just want to eat pizza, drink malt liquor, and shoot guns until the diabetes or liver failure take me.

>Philippines
>Anywhere without stupid ass prideful cancer

Just get me outta here robots.

> Hungary
In university and have no fucking friends at all!
Feels lonely desu

>Japan
>Japan

It's peaceful, the food is delicious, the people are sweet, and I love that it's so pedestrian-friendly.

>Norway
>Israel
>healthy demographics, no cuckoldry, can get married

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>>35204858
>russia
>less culturally degenerate

>Singapore
>Britan
>just like London in general

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>>35204902
/pol/ and /r9k/ are sister boards, they are two sides of the same coin

Netherlands

Tbh, Netherlands is pretty comfy but I would maybe try to see if New Zeeland is any better. Sounds like a cool place to live.

>>35204858
Live in
>Netherlands
Want to live in
>Spain

I'm half Spanish and I alresdy got job offers to work in Madrid for Banco Santander. I miss the life and people of Madrid.

>>35212170
Nederland is comfy maar alleen in de randstad is het leuk om te wonen. De rest is geen flikker te doen. Gewoon in een dorp in de randstad wonen. Alles om de hoek.

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>>35211727
Come on down, leaf! You're invited!

>>35212288
Was in Madrid for ARCO this weekend. I fucking loved it. One of the best cities i've been to in my entire life. The last time i felt like that for a place was Washington DC.

I feel bad for the Americans working low wages. My job is kind of shitty too but at least I get 28 days vacation, higher than american minimum wage thanks to unions and my employer doesn't treat me like garbage.

>Japan
>Japan
I like living here because the people are really nice even though it's fake most of the time, and also I like visiting Tokyo a lot since there's a lot of stuff to do there. I wish I lived here full time though. Being in the Navy sucks

>>35212801
mah nihonjin

>>35212801

People in Japland nice?! You must have very low standards then.

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>>35212288

You are always welcome here, brother.

Unfortunately, this country is going to shit, and not only economically.

>>35204858
>Sweden
>Whittier, Alaska.
Look up Whittier, neet dream.

>>35204906
>Autism is considered normal
No it isn't. You're going to be considered weird just like anywhere else in the world

>>35204858
>Libya
>literally anywhere where muzzies aren't a majority
>because fuck muzzies

>Italy
>Ireland

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>>35204858
>Canada
>Either innawoods parts of Canada or Hungary

Innawoods seems nice and my dad + grandfather were hungarian. It just seems like a nice country and I'm interested in the language/culture, have some friends who are hungarian too and have been there

plus I want out of this liberal hellhole

>>35205331
much better to kill kids before they are born than forcing them to live in a cold and depressive country

>>35204858
>Netherlands
>Canada

Similar to NL but more people and english speaking. And share a timezone with 90% of the online world.

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>Germany
>Antarctica
I've seen a documentary about those people that stay on the research during antarctican winter. There's like 1 hour of work to do every day(maintenance), other than that it's free time. Imagine watching animu all day while the sun doesn't rise for weeks and snow storms howl outside. Comfy as hell

>>35215247
*research stations

>>35212801
are you a native?

Russia
some warm or rich place
both, if possible
but i'm not doing anything to achieve it and just play games everyday

Let me redpill you on Russia.
It is as degenerate as the west, women have a lot of hookups, however no fags. But everyone is poor as shit and often have some permanent illness.
t. Russian

>where
Brazil
>where I want to live
Japan

>>35215806
> however no fags.
naivni zamkadish

>>35213179
That looks like literal fucking hell. All living in one building, only 40% of the population is under 45 years old, and only 3% are 18-24. Cold as shit. In what twisted universe is this appealing?

>israel
>Germany
less sandniggers

>>35204858
>Turkey

>Anywhere not shitty

dw guys i wont racemix with white girls (not that i can if i wanted to)

>South korea
>germany or russia
i love dark place

>>35204858
>ctrl+f
>No belgium
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35204858

>Switzerland
>Switzerland

They may be cunts, but their country is the best place on earth to live.

>>35204858
>UK
>Southern USA
>I like heat but don't want a downgrade into the third world

>Germany
>Japan (inb4 weeb)
>nothing would change cuz I'd still be a need but I would have easier access to Anime, Manga and Light Novels because I actually know Japanese.

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>>35204858
>Russia
Haha, no you don't

>Less culturally degenerate and better alcohol
pic related

>live in Germany
>want to live in Iceland

>small
>few people
>low population density
>low crime
>almost no diversity
>high living standard
>separated by a sea from europe
>good music (debatable)

>>35212096
>israel
>norway
I wish to live quietly in developed white country.

>Egypt
>USA
>Because I love Americans and I don't want to live around Muslims anymore

Live in Texas. Want Oklahoma, Arkansas, or perhaps Tennessee- easy name change there.

>Russia
>somewhere like france, belgium or maybe spain
>better everything

>England
>Dubai
>Both english and arabic, halal food, don't bother any of you poor cunts

>>35216543
Uh oh. Well good luck NOT running into them lmao

>USA
>Turkmenistan

I just want to live in a comfy dictatorship

>>35216543
German here, we have a lot of sandniggers in every big city. They are EVERYWERE. And before you even consider coming to us you should learn the language. We hate to repeat ourselves for faggots to fucking Lazy to learn our glorious tongue.

>Huezil
>Canada or the Netherlands
>They seem comfy and chill places to live

>>35206556
>USA
>finding freedom in the country with the highest incarceration rate

>>35206003
323 here, they just be jelly

gotta fall for gateway drug soon tho, any recs for card?

>>35204858

>Canada
>Why would I ever leave literal paradise?

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>Argentina
>Alaska
>I love cold weather

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>England
>Post Apocalyptic England
Wandering the empty streets of London before returning to my family in our rural hideout. Mega comfy.

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>>35204858
>USA
>USA
>USA

its pretty nice here in usa

UK
Czechia

Don't know why. I'd pretty much go anywhere with a few exceptions just to be out of this fucking country.

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>>35204858
>America
>Japan
>low crime, safe society, high tech infrastructure, good food, people mind their own damned business, being a herbivore male beta is more normal

Also I'll be a weeb and everyone will be too beta to say anything

>>35204858
>Norway
>Norway
This place is basically as good as it can get.
>not as cucked as Sweden apart from the capital which was always a shithole
>red-pilled public voting for racist parties
>good social services, both neetbux, autismbux and getting a job
>good opportunities even if I fuck everything up
>high wages comparatively in the rest of the world so I can easily travel

I hit the jackpot to be honest.

>>35215257
I am not, I'm just stationed here with the Navy

>>35205256
that looks pretty comfy desu senpai

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>Germany
>USA,Austria or Switzerland
>better gun laws without having to learn another new language

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>>35221371
oh I somehow missed the navy part in your post
if I don't kill myself I want to visit Japan sometime, sounds so cyberpunkly comfy

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>Brazil
>Russia

It's way better to be miserable in a cold country than in a hot country full of normies. Plus, Russia was way more culture than Brazil.

>inb4 cunts shitting on Russia because of 1917-1991

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>>35221668
Well, he could have been JNSDF,while being a native.

>>35204858
>Germany
>Ireland
>Less sandniggers than any other place in Europe.

>>35221683
*has way more

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>Brazil
>USA
>Because i hate every single thing here and i always loved USA lifestyle that i see in cartoons and movies. Yes, i am a faillure but i know in USA i will be a little bit better.

>>35221977
I'd live off washing dishes in Florida tbqh

>>35221997
How? I would do anything that was not illegal or sexual. How long have you been doing this?

>>35222064
I said I would, not that I am doing that. And I agree with you. I'd do anything to provide myself a stable life as long it's not illegal or sexual. This country is a joke.

>>35220288
A total fucking loser in Japan is still a total fucking loser except you won't be able to get any job since being anti-social or bead at making friends at work will get you thrown out immediately

>America
>England
Just want to move to a first world country desuu~.

>>35222462
>thinking I don't know this
Its a lateral move. Only over there I get healthcare and other social services. I don't even mind desu.

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>christmas island
>Malaysia
Its boring here

>>35222634
>christmas island
are you legitimately from there? that's pretty rad if so.

why Malaysia though? are you muslim too?

>Canada
>Japan
>I won't be a manlet anymore.

>>35222634
That's really cool to think of a weeb robot hanging out on a comfy Aussie island.

Why would you want to leave your isolated little hole and move to a shithole like Malaysia?

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>>35222682
>>35222813
Nah I just wanna move there cause they speak good engrish and the beaches are beautiful plus I've been there for vacation and I LOVE it there. Plus Im tired of all the RARE FLAG XDD (you)'s on /int/. Oh yeah and my dead grandmother is malaysian ai should've said that first lol

>>35222117
You're brazilian too? Im dumb.

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>>35222634
>tfw malayaian
>want to move to some isolated aussie island
Its shit here, the internet is slow and theres alot of muzzie shitskins and crime rates are high. Stay in christmas island anon or find a different country cause its hell here.

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>american
>want to move somewhere else but dont know where
Where should I go robots? It cant be America or the uk or any english speaking country.

>>35222994
what kind of internet speeds can you get on Christmas Island?
>>35223079
how slow?

I'm in Arizona, USA and get 88Mb/s down 32Mb/s up.

>>35217682
>quiet

not for long

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>poland
>polish-lithuanian commonwealth but better

I just want the old glory to be back

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>>35223179
We use satellite for internet I get 2.4 mbps its pretty slow tbqh

>>35216543
German will be all sandnigger in 20 years.
Just so you know

>>35208086
I dont know if your still here, but there is still some poverty up here in canada. People are pretty nice but alot the minorities that refuse to assimilate arent so nice. They wont bother you tho

>Norway
>Norway
decent neetbux and a place to live for life.

>>35204858
>Brazil
>Austria
>I lived in Canada for three weeks and it made me realize how shit third world countries actually are, I want to go to Austria because I already have Austrian citizenship (my ancestors came from there), I still need to learn to speak German though.

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>>35223325
Meh, I guess that's about what I expected. Good luck getting off that island, I'd probably find it more boring than cozy too.

>Turkey

>Iceland

A place where cultural literacy is skyrocketing and isn't fucking obliterated by ISIS attacks every day

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>>35208694
t.ass blasted hohol
fuck off you along with your non country

>>35223322
niedlugo, hoholskie ''''''''panstwo""""" juz sie rozpada

>>35220338
min neger.

>neetbux off the fucking charts
>people avoid confrontation, eye contact etc in public
>high quality, no bullshit groceries/produce
>public transportation is decent


the opportunities for a job are fucking endless. just hit up the labour/welfare administration and they get you on the right track and even push the traincar for you pretty much.

literally no downsides.

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>>35223577
Thank you, although I love the beaches and scuba diving, its very small and theres not really that much to explore. The internet is shit but its still comfy but its also boring. Im planning to move out somewhere in a couple of years when I save up enough.

>>35223172
come to norway.

people dislike having to interact with other people here. things are generally set up for you to not have to do that. also everyone speaks english and understands it well.

if you're autismo or even just retarded enough not to be able to get a job with people giving you opportunities on a silver platter there's very good neetbux here. no idea about autismbux tho.

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>>35223669
Dalibog nie tylko hoholskie bracie, szabla odbierzemy!

>>35223780
kek, czy to jest twoj OC?

>burgerland
>somewhere not filled with southern retards or fat feminist libcucks
>I think you know why

Does anyone know of a wonderland like this?

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>>35223766
That sounds like paradise anon, Im gonna move there no doubt, I love cold weather too, do they have northern lights there? Is the internet fast?

>>35223827
nie,zajebalem z jakiegos freda na /int/ albo /pol/

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>>35223842
yeah, The Democratic Republic of the Congo

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>Turkey
>Syria

I just want to get off this ride.

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>guyana
>anywhere but here
Seriously I'd rather be in some war torn country just someone get me out of here

>>35223966
at least take some Wahabist scum with you

>>35204858
>America
>America

Because we're clearly and obviously still the best, you tool. Enjoy having no rights and thoroughly rigged courts in East Europe and Asia.

>>35223968
>guyana
are you a pajeet?

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>>35223983
I'll do it just for (You), anon.

>>35204858
>America

>Want to move to Massachusetts

>More democrat and legal marajuna.

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>>35224006
No Im a nigger, I don't fit in anywhere else in south america and I only speak english so I'm fucked

>>35224067
That's not a very nice thing to call yourself, anon. Have you looked at coming to America or Canada since you already speak English?

>>35210371
>>35208086

I'm Chilean and I'm visiting Canada right now kek.

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>>35224019
thanks Mehmet

>>35224067
you'd fit in in Belize or Jamaica I think

>>35223372
I like to come back to threads I post and see if I can collect some (you)s.

I mainly wanna know if it's possible to live a good, quiet and simple life working for minimum wage, over here that shit's impossible.

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>>35224089
Yeah but didnt trump close the borders? I doubt they'll let me in.
>>35224165
I heard Jamaica chases gays with a mob holding machetes and cut them into pieces, sounds perfect to me. Idk about belize tho

>>35224298
Belize has a fairly large black population which is unique among central american countries and the official language is English also there is a good amount of crime but nothing compared to places like Honduras and El Salvador.

>>35204858
England
Australia
I want to go walkabout and live in the outback

>>35224402
and gain inhuman shitposting abilities?

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>>35224351
Sounds good to me, o fuk they have beautiful beaches and fucking reefs n shit. Over here in guyana the beach is just sand and water for miles, never saw a fish in the ocean in my entire life but I see fish in the river. The blue hole looks fucking awesome. Why did I hear about this country just now?

>>35224423
I wish I could gain those abilities.
I also want to move there because the average GDP in Australia is far higher than it is here.

>>35224476
its near a cool tourist island off the coast called ambergris caye that you should look up

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>USA
>Ireland
>muh heritage

>>35224298
No. You can get in if you're middle class. The U.S. will take normal middle class folk but not the poors.