BATHROOM STALLS THREAD

>>35203562
During an internship I was really fucking bored. I worked as a software developer for some shitty insurance company. The job was painful.

Anyways, I started jacking off in the bathroom during work. Sometimes I'd spend the entire lunch hour just jacking off with 5 minute breaks. No lie.

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>>35203562
in school we used to soak toilet paper and stick it to the celing

>>35203562
>high school
>need to shit
>closest bathroom is in tard territory
>take handicap stall for leg room
>shit
>door flies open
>warbling
>hear and see sandals stomping
>two open stalls
>still rattles mine
>"occupied"
>doesnt leave
>turns around
>makes eye contact through door crack off of mirror
>clench wipe and leave
>come back later to finish shit
>seat is scalding hot
>like a fucking frying pan
>bowl filled with grey diarrhea
>same kid stretchered out at some point in day
>find out kid ate clay in art class

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>Be me
>in stalls of high school, ditching my ceramics class
>fuck clay, no friends in that class either
>anyways, be minding my own business, playing smashy road until period is up
>be in the handicap stall, i dont like sitting on public toilets so i sit on my backpack in the back of the stall where I have loads of legroom
>hear someone come in, pay them no mind
>he comes to my stall and try to pull it open
>locked
>he pulls harder and shakes it
>he then starts bashing on the door with his palms while wailing

oh no... a potato

>worried he cant see my legs since im in the back and is confused, so i stand near the door so that he might go away
>the pounding stops
>hear a slurp
>he grabs my leg and tries to pull me, I fall over
>i land my upper back on my backpack so im fine, ass hurts tho
>I start freaking out, I look down and see him prone on the floor staring at me while he tries to pull me, his downsy face still haunts me to this day
>pic related
>I press my foot against his face to push him off, and grab the handicap bars to pull myself back
>he gets angry and grabs both sides of my pants
>sweats
>he pulls down my pants revealing my boxers
>he starts wailing again
>hear a girl say "are you alright?"
>she comes in
>its the potatos peer tutor, or "tard wrangler"
"oh my god"
>she sees a tard prone on the bathroom floor pulling my legs through the gap under the staall, and my pants in his hands as he tries to pull me
"JAXTON STOP"
>he looks at her and lets me go
>I shuffle myself back in the stall and pull up my pants
>hear the tard take a light piss in the urinal
>the tutor knocks on the stall and says
"please dont mention this to my teacher" and leaves
>Im alone now and feel violated
>get myself together and wait out the period with my heart racing

>two weeks later or so

>see same tard in the halls
>look down so he wont notice me while I walk
>he comes to me, presses his palm against my chest and then carries on


was I raped by a tard

>>35203808
is this a common happening?
>>35203921

>Me and friends get some money
>We spend it on junk food
>Fill ourselves
>We proceed to barf all over the male's bathroom
>Watch the janitor cleaning up our messes from a distance as we laugh
> "Let's shit on the urinal next week!"

>>35203729
>be me
>taking a shit
>hear kids enter bathroom
>they use a ton of paper towels and water
>hear plops
wtf
>wad of wet paper flies int my stall and hit me in the face
>they laugh

im pissed

>I take the towl and stand up
>scoop a small nugget from my toilet
>wrap it
>stand on toilet and hurl it at one of the kids
>kids friend says "ooooohhh"
>kid starts shrieking in an almost girly voice "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCCKKK"
>laugh as I hear him cry and leave

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>walk into stall
>someone's shitting in the next one
>smells fucking awful
>dick gets rock hard

and that's why i don't use public bathrooms

>caesar's palace
>goes to bathroom to beat off so I could say that I did it
>gets uncomfortable bc it feels like the janitor is watching me through the crack in the door
>stops
>goes back to buffet

there's also this time at a macy's bathroom where i was uncomfortably waiting for an empty stall to jerk off in but nothing weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbtCJDDxcso

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>high school
>stomach is a basket case after eating taco bell at 6 AM
>feel the shit approaching
>burst into stall
>sit down to unleash the floodgates
>hear footsteps from down the hall
>godawful tard noise
>ohfuckme.jpg
>cue overly intense rustling noises
>asswipe flushed 10 goddamn times
>tard leaves
>someone else walks in
>sees aftermath of the siege
>pic related
We ain't even gotten to the good part yet Niggas
>guy flushes
>"nice"
>streams of brownish water flows across the floor
>lift feet to avoid getting tard shit on my shoes
>what do
>direct shit-water with TP under shoes
>parted the sea of tard shit to make my great escape
>waddled to the door with my pants halfway down my ass
> closest I will ever get to being a nigger
>success

>middle school
>walk in bathroom
>friends walk in to do stupid shit (i swear no homo)
>fat 6th grader taking a shit
>i yell "yo theres someone taking a shit"
>tard friend gets autism spike
>kicks open bathroom stall door
>slams on bathroom door trying to run out
>6th grader kid still casually shitting
>sink pipe broken off somehow

>>35203562
When I was 10 I tried to look under stall door to see if there was someone in a stall and some faggot got mad and threatened to beat me up in a full fucking bathroom.

>>35205574
also the dude was like 20 and it was a mall bathroom I left that part out

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>>35203562
>Be me
>4th grade
>goes to the bathroom almost on leaving time
>Taking shit
>*ring ring* school is over
>hurry up to go home
>the door is closed
>start hitting the door for 10 minutes until the principal find me

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When I was in elementary school I got sent to the principal's office for crawling under a stall that some kid was taking a shit in and laughing at him

>walk in
>see a guy about 2 feet away from the urinal arching his stream intro it with deadly accuracy
>walk out

>>35203921
Kmao, not bathroom stall but this was a legendary moment at school.
>There was this "special needs" student at school.
>Would walk in bathroom and he'll take his pants off before even reaching the stall.
>He would walk with his tutor who taught him things such as "petting a dog" and would make him walk an imaginary dog while the tutor played out different scenarios.
>One day I war nearly his first victim..
>About to wash hands after taking piss.
>A feel a tiny hand placed softly on my shoulder.
>Autist grabs me and puckers his lips trying to kiss me.
>I am panicking trying to let him off me while my bro laughs.
>I shove him onto a stall, he touches his head and then gets very angry.
>I bail the fuck out of there and blend into the crowd.
>One day during class...
>Screams from hallway.
>We are told to just ignore it.
>I don't think anything of it.
>Suddenly a lock down is intiated and teachers close off doors.
>Ambulance arrives.
>Stacy is seen on a stretcher through the class window.
>Witnesses had seen Stacy at her locker at the time while the tard happened to be walking by.
>He had a pencil he had carried from class.
>He grabbed her, shoved the pencil down the top of her jeans and violently sodomized her.
>He kissed her several times while doing so.
>He had to be "placed away" and I never saw him, or even Stacy again (she went to another school after this)

I'm not a good writer but anyway...

1. Visiting some fancy schmancy ivy league math department. While taking a piss in urinal, a guy taking a shit flushes the toilet...it overflows and I have to tip toe while holding my dick in one hand to avoid the pieces of floating shit flowing my way on the bathroom floor.

2. studying at some 24/7 cafe. It's like 1 am in the morning and some tall confident chad is inside bathroom while I'm waiting for my turn. When he comes out, he has a look of terror in his eyes and hastily walks away. I go in and the bathroom overflowed and a huge log of shit was on the ground.

>>35203562
Have you ever been so bullied, that a kid actually took a shit, and used that shit to write your name on the bathroom wall to get you in trouble while making the whole grade think you're gross?

Yep.

>>35206791
>no greentext

Greentext or gtfo

>at the flying j in sioux falls around 2015
>taking a dump, texting some hot grills from /o/
>having a real good time
>hear splashing in the stall next to mine
>sloshing, dripping, pouring
>clearly water moving in and out of the bowl and not just a bizarre rollerdog induced turd
>thankfully, full tile dividers, so no risk of cross stall splashing
>the splashing stops after about a minute
>wait a few minutes for the coast to clear of this magnificent beast of allah's creation
>venture from my stall cautiously
>THERE'S A FUCKING SIHK BAREFOOT WITH WET FOOTPRINTS EVERYWHERE
>HIS DAMP TURBAN STREWN ACROSS THE SINKS TO AIR DRY
>PAPER TOWELS EVERYWHERE
>TOILET WATER EVERYWHERE
>turn around 360 degrees and walk straight to the beer cooler to try and erase this memory
>I never forgot

I thought that sihks were bros, man. I thought that they were bros.

>>35205574
Just knock on the door retard

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>middle school
>group of kids see another kid shitting in the stall
>they began throwing wet paper balls at him
>kid was screaming
>the group continued to throw wet paper balls
>Washed my hand, dried them
>threw a wet paper ball
Needless to say, it cemented my fears of shitting in public bathrooms.
Also,
>still in middle school
>at a fair with brother
>need to piss
>try going into a portapotty
>some kid's in there
>shut the door
>other kids look in there
>start laughing at the kid taking a shit
>he runs out and away crying
Always make sure you've locked the door.

>>35203562
>got pre-exam shits
>walk into the bathroom, it's completely empty
>look at the handicapped stall
>today I will take a shit in luxury
>a lingering thought occurs: what if a handicapped guy comes in
>nah that can't happen, what are the fucking odds of that
>drop my pants and let it go
>shit is really messy, the kind that you have to spend an hour wiping
>suddenly I hear the bathroom door really slowly open
>of course, a kid in a fucking wheelchair rolls right up to the stall
>why did I jinx myself holy shit
>fumble with my trousers and grab some tp and start furiously wiping
>I still have bad shits, I can't stop shitting
>eventually I say fuck it and hold it in and stand up
>pack up my shit and try to exit the stall waddling from a shitty asscrack
>As I exit the stall I get a good look at him
>He gives me this depressing sideways glance
>mumble "s-sorry"
>too embarrassed too finish my business in the same bathroom, waddle out into the hall and head for the bathroom one building over
>feel a turd forcing itself against the walls of my rectum as I walk
>my shit was the kind of shit that burns the asshole so it was especially painful
>finally finish my business after making the longest walk I have ever taken
>I end up being 10 minutes late for my exam

I don't use the handicapped stall anymore.

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>>35204066
i wish that second part actually happened

>>35204066
>>35207072
Are these two related?
Originigity

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>>35204196
>that pan-up to him right in front of him
>sudden cut

d-did he died?

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>>35203562
>elementary school
>chilling in the bathroom after gym
>talking with one of my friends when this kid comes in and just fucking pukes on the floor
>he looks at us for a moment like he just killed someone and quickly leaves
>the way the bathroom is set up is like a narrow hallway with a tight exit and this kid puked right in the fucking center of it
>>me and my friend are trapped literally the only way to leave is to jump over this fucking vomit
>I go first and make it with ease
>he tells me to go get a teacher
>I start teasing him because he's a pussy and doesn't want to do it
>he finally does it
>he does a retarded little hop and slips, his back lands squarely on the vomit making a nice little squish
>I lose my shit and start laughing at him hysterically
>he starts crying and I exit the bathroom still laughing like a maniac

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>>35207013
>hot grills
>/o/

unless you mean literal grills, in wich case, how do you txt inanimate objects?

>>35205284
Westview?
Preemptive originality.

>>35207511
2010-2013 was the peak of tits and ass on /o/. I still talk to a few of them.

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>about 12 years old or so
>with my mom in wal-mart
>gotta take a shit so she waits for me outside
>walk up to the handicapped stall and nonchalantly push the door aside
>suddenly greeted by a buttnaked mexican with an erection
>he looks at me like he's drunk or something
>he takes a step towards me and I nope the fuck out
>mfw the car ride home

>>35207278
>Not being a man and dominating the cripple while you break the toilet with your ass

>be baby tranny
>hang out in some bar with friends
>go to take piss, go to urinals bc didnt pass
>some dudebros get in there while i finish up
>"why are you in here lady"
>"dude he's a guy, wtf"
>first dudebro gets insecure because he thought im a girl
>"n-no she's a lady bro, look at her"
>wash hands and leave while they argue if im a girl or not
laughed all the way back to my friends tbqh

>>35203562
One time I was in a library and had a shit so large and hard I was forced to manually remove it. My asshole bleed so much.

In 8th grade I had a lot of anxiety about changing before gym. I would change in the stall. The other didn't mind very for a while, but after a few months, they started to mock me for it. I remember in mid October, they found it amusing how defensive I was and started trying to get into the stall by going under/over and messing with the lock. I was rather terrified. In retrospect, I was being a fag and was disproportionately affected. It was my first year not being homeschooled, so I had no frame of reference for anything. After pushing them out multiple times, I took a pencil and started to stab my classmates whenever they attempted to gain access. Eventually, they just camped outside and prevented me from leaving. This went on for a few weeks until I started being late for classes. The gym teacher let me use the teacher's restroom after that incident. Thinking about it now, I realize that my classmates were not really motivated by malice. They saw it as having fun. At the time though, I thought they had marked me.

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>there was this nigger tard named muhammad
>remember him from middle school, I would say something to him for lols, and he would just yell "MUHAMMEHH!" at me
>the tard always has his head slightly tilted with a brow raised, looks confused, like he is looking for his chromosomes
>be me, sophomore in highschool
>muhammad runs around with a tard rangler always following him about 15-30 feet behind, only grabbed him when needed
>always wonder if he ever noticed her
>be in bathroom one day, washing hands
>muhammad walks in, mumbles some tard language and punches me pretty damn hard in the shoulder
>mad because it hurt, if it was anyone else that was non tard i would have beat the shit out of them, let it slide bc fucking muhammad
>look around the corner where the unrinals are
>muhammad is taking off all of his clothes
>strips down to his boxers
>throws his pants and shirt on the piss covered ground
>acts like this is a locker room
>turns to take a piss in urinal
>pulls down his boxers all the way
>i leave
>always saw him doing this same undressing from time to time in that bathroom
>pic unrelated
>pic related to muhammads level of intelligence

>sitting in public toilet stall alone
>someone walks in and sits in the stall next to me
>awkward silence
> suddenly hear a loud fart followed by an "oh jesus" from an elderly man
>try to hold in laughter
>couldn't in the slightest
>gave up trying, erupting in laughter
>quickly pulled up my pants and got the fuck out of their before i could finish my shit or even wipe
fuck public toilets

>>35208676
>>the tard always has his head slightly tilted with a brow raised, looks confused, like he is looking for his chromosomes

audibly kek'd

>>35203562
Not gonna lie former trump supporter here. It's been hilarious watching him crash and burn. In all seriousness we cannot let this man get the nuclear codes.

>>35208882
While I agree that his presidency has been a shit show and he needs to be flushed with the rest of the waste, I think you're in the wrong thread.

Unless you're making some sort of social commentary comparing him to shit.
He already has the nuclear codes.

>>35203562
>Elementary school
>Go to take piss
>Retarded kid standing backwards at urinal with pants down
>dude what r u doing
>Looks at me, grunts, and takes a huge shit
>Nope the fuck out of there

>>35208281
>tranny
Get cancer you fucking subhuman

>>35208942
You're responding to an epic /pol/ meme, my friend

>>35203921
You should have concealed carried. He could have given you HIV.