If a girl did this in real life.

>>35203449
I've had girls do that to me in real life, it was nice.

looks better than it feels. dont fall for the blowjob meme

>>35203449
She would be cast out of her house
And dragged by her hair to the town square
Where she will be declared a harlot
And all her kin would surely stone her
And all her neighbors would surely stone her
And the stones would rain down on her until her shame was extinguished
And her body left there until the beasts had their fill of it
And her bones cast into the wilds at least seven leagues from the edge of the fields there

So sayeth THE LORD.
Amen.

>>35203463
Are you a cutfat then like me?

>>35203803
I'm otter mode

>>35203890
i meant cut sorry. circumcised.

what does body mass have to do with penis sensitivity?

>>35203922
Yes I'm cut but body mass had A LOT to do with her enthusiasm level and, hence, your pleasure

>>35203962
You've lost your sensitivity then. That's why it doesn't feel as good. Nothing to do with her enthusiasm.

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>>35203962

The foreskin (NOT the glans) is the main sensory structure of the penis. You're missing the very parts that are supposed to give you most of the feeling in response to gentle stimuli.

>>35203991
>tfw cut at 2
I had a chance and my parents fucked it up and apparently it got infected and it needed to be circumcised.

>>35204075

Infections can be treated with antibiotics. No one suggests mangling girls' genitals when they get infections. It's a double standard.

Also a lot of parents are given wrong information on foreskin care (told to pull it back and scrub under it--major no-no--the foreskin is fused to the glans in infancy in most males, and the average age the membrane fusing them together dissolves is around age 10. Trying to pull them apart before then can CAUSE infections and scarring).

>>35204075
>>35204135

Also 10 is just the average. Some guys' foreskins take more time to separate, and that's not a problem in and of itself.

Forced retraction is a major cause of morbidity in young intact males and must be avoided.

>>35204135
>tfw you let your new fiance talk you into getting both your sons cut because he spooked you with stories about this sort of thing

>>35203962
>otter mode

putting my bets on 160lbs noodlearms

>>35204165
you dickhead

>>35204179
I didnt know

>>35204206
I still don't know why you'd think it's a good idea to mutilate your child.

>>35203449
i've probably become damaged by porn, but that shit doesn't look sexy at all.

pretty much like watching a video of an actor doing mundane stuff like cliping his fingernails, or eating breakfast. do people really find this stupid shit sexually enticing?

>>35204391
They'll be fine. I feel bad but now they have a daddy

>>35203449
Small dick, but she doesn't seem to care.

Do women care about penis size?

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I think it is exactly good as it seems.

>>35204399
>not sexually enticing

what is for you?

>>35205321
Of course she doesn't care. She's getting paid to do it.

>>35203991
how is it fair that they did this to me?

>>35204399
turns out the visuals of sex are a laugh riot and watching recorded performances of them a medical curiosity, a nature documentary
once you've mastered your mind, the reflected imagery feels like an invasion of the blossoming imagination within you, and attempting self-insert into the mechanical affair becomes a tiresome and demeaning chore

>>35206190
It angers me too, but only when things like this make me think about. What's done is done, and I'd rather keep it out of my mind.

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>>35206221
>What's done is done, and I'd rather keep it out of my mind.

Pretty much this. Probably not gonna date any roastie considering sex isn't enjoyable, etc, etc.

>not cut
>can last way longer than cutfags
lmao

>>35203449
If i girl were to do this to me i would have nutted when she first looked at it.

>>35206972
If a girl were to do this to me i would have nutted when she first thought about it.

>>35203449
I think I would probably cum after one second of that

how is that guy not cumming? Does circumcision really affect your dick that much?

>>35207546
That guy isn't cut.

>>35207679
What? This is also a fucking thing too?

>>35206349
??????
what am i looking at here anon senpai

>>35203449
Wtf is so special about that? It's bailey jay licking a weener

>>35207799
>not looking at the file name.
Come Anon are you new or something?

>>35208702
idk what a "rubber johnny" is

>>35203577
but rabbi they were married

>>35208738
look it the fuck up you fucking idiot

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>>35208738
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny
>not googling the file name.

>>35203449
It'd feel really good then you'd cum and get bored of her.

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>>35203991
>shaft more sensitive than glans

What?

>>35205321
that's not small, porn makes us think it's small.

>>35203991
Fucking why do they do this shit

>>35209441
my glans has zero sensitivity

I wonder if she thinks his dick tastes weird

>>35209441
Has to do with the different types of sensory neurons in each one

>>35209517
The head is the only part of my dick that matters. I could pour hot wax on the shaft.

>circumcised
>gay
It could have been worse. Thanks to the inherent nature of gay sex, I don't have to rely purely on my dick for pleasure. Seeing other guys feeling pleasure is also a humongous fucking turn on for me. I'd say pleasuring them is, but I'm a virgin.

>>35204075
>>35206190
>>35209471
Once a guy turns 18, he can sue the doctor that circumcised him. The amount of time you have to sue after turning 18 varies by state, though.

>>35209705
Show me cases where they've won then. No way can there be successful cases.

>>35209705
I'm already suing my parents for this by being NEET.

>>35209787
>http://www.arclaw.org/resources/settlements-legal-victories

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Some tips about blowjobs:

They don't feel good unless you haven't fapped in a few days, so if you know you're gonna get one then don't masturbate for 3/4 days beforehand and it will feel ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

If you get one but have fapped earlier that day/day before it will be disappointing.

Also reminder not to use deathgrip when masturbating as this can ruin your experience of sex.

Thank you for reading.

I would unironically cum within seconds.

>>35203577
I had a hearty chuckle, thanks anon

>>35205321
Yes, but they have very bad judgement in determining penis size. They think everything is bigger than it actually is.

>>35209843
>all mostly botched
A normal 'okay' circumcisions will have a harder time winning

Also what's up with number 9
>lose of penis size by 4inches
Literally how?

>>35210250
>This list only represents a very small percentage of the total number of circumcision-related lawsuits. Privately arranged settlements and sealed settlements are both highly unlikely to appear in the list. Accordingly, this list grossly underestimates the number of successful circumcision-related lawsuits and the cost of male circumcision.

also
>http://www.arclaw.org/resources/press-releases/nocirc-arc-press-release-re-stowell-case

>>35203449
Why is his head so malleable the fuck

>>35209854
How can I know if I have a death grip or not if I don't know how tight a real vagina is? What if the problem isn't my grip but that girls vaginas are so loose after riding the cock carousel?
Checkmate

>>35203449
some of them do do this.

they just won't ever do it to you.

>>35204206
>how does one "Google"?

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Why don't we just enjoy being men?

>>35203449
I wouldn't feel it because I'm a cut masturbation addict

>>35210608
Use a fleshlight

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>>35203962
>blowjobs don't feel good
>don't fall for the blowjob meme
>I'm cut
HA ha h ahaha hahahahahahahahahah
Like
clockwork
every
fucking
time

Ha hahahahahahahhhahahahaha fucking cutlets, when will they learn ?

>>35209854
>They don't feel good unless you haven't fapped in a few days
Let's play: spot the guy who was circumcised ater birth.

>>35213453
You can be circumcised before birth?