Ok, story time robots.
>Be me a few years ago
>16 years old, average height/looks
>into vidya, football, etc, pretty much a normal guy
>be childhood friends with the school's stacy
>still have an ok relationship, go round her house a couple times a month, especially in the summer cause she has a sick pool
>tfw chad is extremely jealous
>kek
>one day
>hey Stacy, can i come over after school?
>sure anon
>chad chads up
>not her boyfriend, but acts like he is
>hey stacy, what you doing talking to to that loser (or something like that)
>oh, anon's coming to my house this evening to hang out by the pool
>oh yeah, forgot you guys are fucking joined at the hip
>chad fucks off
>kek
>cool & good
>spend a little time talking to stacy
>small talk, ask if her mom's back from business trip
>oh yeah, shes gonna be there this evening
>bell rings
>skip to end of school
>walk to Stacy's house after getting changed
>her mom opens door
>ohmygod.jpg
>now stacy is hot
>but her mom is SMOKING
>i mean, not just normal hot, you could burn your eyes looking at her
>and she's wearing a bikini
>holyshit.jpg
>oh hi anon!
>try to hide emerging boner
>Oh hi Mrs Stacy
>stacy said you were coming over! come inside.
>say i need to use the restroom, go and wash my face in cold water
>boner goes down
>crisis averted
>go back out, help stacy and Mrs. stacy set up barbecue since it is pretty much expected that i would stay for dinner
> have fun talking by the pool with stacy when suddenly her little brother, lets call him stan runs out of the house shouting
>stacy and anon sitting in a tree!
>shut up stan!
>mfw stacy's face is bright red, tomato style.
>actually anon, i have been meaning to tell you, i've had a crush on you since we were in the 7th grade
>what.jpg
>not sure how to respond
>gottasavethatspaghetti
>bottle it and just go for it
>stacy, can't you see?
>you're just not the girl for me
>i know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with stacy's mom
>tl,dr: stacy's mom has got it going on
bumpy bumpy bump
one mighty finr bump you got ther
this had to return, didnt it.
>>35200822
had someone else written this before?
shit.
bummer.
trump bump dump
>>35200861
dont worry about this anon,
you were just a few months too late, desu.