>tfw you're already bored of your new FWB but she's falling in love with you
>>35198784
>tfw when you went to gym so long that its not even challenging anymore.
>>35198784
>tfw you cant even enjoy the women hunt since they all fall at your feet even if you fail to notice them
>>35198784
>tfw you would like to have an argument to prove you have nice ideas but everyone says you are right everytime
>tfw ugly women and middle aged single moms persistently try to talk to you
>tfw every single time you are nice to a girl for more than two dates she tries to marry you
Lolwut? I just want to go on a couple of dates, have fun, have sex. I'm going to treat you nice, yes, but I'm not going to marry you, lol. You're not even close to being in my league. You're just available today.
Why are girls so stupid, lol?
>>35198784
>tfw gf gets jealous again, because every single women in the mall looks at you
>tfw Stacy won't talk to me because I slept with an ugly girl instead of playing her "chase me while I go fuck other Chads" game
But I'm a smart Chad. They are stupid. She'll probably come back.
>TFW she says she love you but all you can do is pull a han solo and say "I know"
>>35198784
>tfw you are always high because your dealer is gay and into you.
>if I wouldn't fuck my teacher I would have failed my exams lol