>tfw jacking off at work

>>35196345
>used to volunteer at a church as an excuse to not go to sunday school
>they started to trust me with everything
>up there working on some lighting shit for fun
>used to go and beat off in the pastor's green room thing

Best jack off spot my guy

>>35196345
>work an office job
>come in earlier than everyone else
>have a wank in the toilet while the building is mostly empty
>get praised for coming in earlier than other coworkers

Literally the best.