Make your choice, robots! Don't you want a free qt gf?

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Kaylee

But that's because I'm a /mu/tant seeking my manic pixie dream girl

Ha Nguyen desu

The only decent one is Elizabeth.

>>35193742
Helen
>>35193851
Garage GF
the only and true patrician choices. Only thing more patrician would be a BF edition.

>>35193936
>contributing to the continued existence of blindness within the human gene pool

Elizabeth. There are no downsides.

>>35193742
Ha nguyen is the best, but shes too old.

>>35193964
>implying blindness won't be solved until around 2050
also there are few very successful blind people senpai. Literally better than any other choice on the list.

>>35193936
>Helen

>smokes pot
>can't cook
>"practicing" Catholic that will fuck before marriage
>too much work to get her to have sex

Poor choice desuyo

>>35193742

>One of these where the fat chick is actually as reasonable option

Kudos to whoever made this, but the answer is

1. Ramona
2. Laura
3. Shani

>>35193742
How do robots not want a Helen GF?

>shy
>can't see your ugly face very well
>doesn't need all that romance shit
>qt

>>35194004
>smokes pot
1 a day is kinda high but they didn't specify if one bong a day or joint or w/e. It's manageable with regulation
>can't cook
Not a problem for someone who loves to cook
>"practicing" Catholic that will fuck before marriage
I honestly don't have a problem with it, the only thing bugging me is the conservative politicism. She's a hypocrite for being conservative and smoking pot
>too much work to get her to have sex
we're talking GF not fuckbuddy, right?

>>35194034
Cant play vidya with her if she cant see the screen.

>>35193742
What's depressing is that it seems implied to me Helen is smoking pot for some medicinal reason. Maybe whatever killed her eyes is still hurting her. Nothing good can come out of this.

>>35194051
>we're talking GF not fuckbuddy, right?

It says she requires hours of foreplay, candles, oils, etc. Something like that can be nice occasionally but not all the time.

>>35194059
if playing vidya is a deal breaker for you have fun with Arielle

>>35194099
I already chose Ha nguyen.

>>35194084
preferences I guess

>>35194109
Just make sure to sweep all the dust from her pussy before getting to business.

>>35193742
Elizabeth is clearly the best choice

I'm most similar to Elizabeth

but I'm attracted to Kaylee

>>35194132
Realistically all of them have deal breakers. I pick none but if I have to pick one I pick the femdom gamer.

>>35193851
Skinhead gf because I am a minority and a masochist. She can beat me up while I shout insults at myself desu :3

>>35194157
Who are you kidding, they're all better than anything you could get at the moment. You need a lot more than "dealbreaker" like doesn't play videogames for a girl to be worse than no girl.

>>35194204
Actually I won't settle for less than my ridiculous standard of perfection, and nobody on that list comes close. I don't deserve a gf, and don't even really care about trying to get or keep one.

If you gave Helen's blindness to Elizabeth, you'd basically have Lilly from Katawa Shoujo.

>>35194352
Lilly had an actual personality.

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Y'all should take a look at this thingy.

>>35194381
>rich family
>not spoiled
>likes things calm and predictable
>spirited conversationalist once she opens up
>main hobby is literature, esp. classics
>drinks somewhat
>very romantic
>high maintenance but not financially
>doesn't care about price of things but the thought behind it
>can cook
>Christian

The only thing that doesn't really fit is the low sex drive.

>>35193742
No matter how often I post into these threads nothing will change about my relationship status.

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>>35194416
You can't put smugfu on a pic like this and not expect me to pick her

>>35194509
It's your funeral. Read her description.

>>35194416
kasey

the only good one

>>35193742
There are only three real options; Elizabeth, Helen and Laura.

Personally I'd go for Elizabeth.

>>35194416
All shit

>>35194552
The risks are within acceptable deviations

this all makes me realise i do not want gf

lonely but comfy feel

>>35193742
Arielle is exactly what I want in a gf. Since I'm fat myself I can't feel entitled for a thin gf, so that's not a problem either.

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>>35193851
The skynbyrd is perfect.

>>35194416
Any of the virgins except Sandra, Pauline or Trudy. Katya or Renee ate best.

>>35193742
Arielle

>>35193851
Hardcore GF

>>35194416
Blair

Holy fuck literally my exact dream girl. Ramona hands down, a relationship where there is no pressure, no worry, all the problems you will have specifically with her are shallow and insignificant. She can keep herself entertained with her friends, she won't need constant attention from you. She does her thing and I do my thing, no place for jealousy. She's not busting your balls about money or who you're voting for, just wants to enjoy the moment (but not overdo it with drugs and shit). For a lazy piece of shit like me low maintenance is #1 priority besides looks. I like latin women for this reason most of them are just like this except they cheat a lot and love getting pregnant.

/tg/ here, they're all shit.

>>35193742
1. Shani
2. Arielle
3. Elizabeth

>>35194416
1. Nora
2. Lisbeth
3. Kasey

>>35193851
Garage

>>35195660
You owe us an explanation for those truly awful, awful choices.

>>35195701
Well, Shani and Arielle are easily the best of their list, so it's not all that hard. And Nora is definitely the best in hers.

I don't really care for any of them desu.

>>35195701
>Why pick Shani?
She's outdoorsy, so shared interests. She isn't materialistic, which is good cuz I'm lower-mid class. She likes rough, passionate sex and so do I.

>Why pick Nora?
Likes public displays of affection. (I've been on dates where the girl didn't like that and it didn't go well) Very honest, so I don't have to try too hard to read her. Downsides don't annoy me too much.

>>35194416
kasey is the best choice but why are their blood types listed?

>>35195911
I think it's a Japanese thing. They really consider it serious business and indicative of someone's personality.

>>35193742

The girl second from the left looks like she'd make a good wife. And I like Indian food.

>>35195911
So you can avoid subhuman O types

>>35195938
Parvati doesn't cook.

Elizabeth or Shani

>all those retards picking the Jewess for her tits

You get exactly what you deserve.

>>35196233
Tell us, /pol/. What is it that we deserve?

>>35196377
The oven

>>35196233
She's an Israeli, the vilest kind of Jew.

>>35196503
Israelis are pretty cool, they fight muslims and doesn't afraid of anything

>>35193742
Helen, seriously is this even a comparison?

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>>35193742
>helen
>legally blind
>works as cashier
At least she's not a busdriver or pilot..

>>35196668
Legally blind still means being able to see stuff that's next to your face. She doesn't need to spot tigers in the fucking underbrush, she needs to see how much money you handed her.

Kaylee or ramona sounds pretty swell, although id have to convert kaylee from her antifafu ways

>>35196733
Good fucking luck with that.

>>35193742
Easily Helen. No flaws at all. I stink with certain people, but people skilled with breaking the ice manage to make me very social. Doesn't need to be a gamer and could be motivational to exercise with while at the same time allowing me to eat whatever afterwards. She literally has no bad habits. Frequent attention and showing we remember each other is fine by me, good to actually know I am loved by someone. Doesn't have any controversial views that we will argue about. Willing to do anal and threesomes as well, sign me up.

>>35197151
Laura will leave you when she realizes you easily get her confused with a blind girl from Austria.

>>35197151
>>35197187
Yeah, uncool, man.

The femdom one, nearly every other aspect is irrelevant.

>>35193742
Laura

>>35193851
pop punk

>>35193742
I personally choose Death.

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>>35193992
>successful bind people
>works as a cashier in a grocery store
Really gets your noggin joggin

>>35197682
Maybe compared to anon that's "success".

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>>35195965

She will when she's with me if she knows what's good for her.

>>35193742
Conflicted between Helen and Kaylee desu might as well go with Helen because
>activism

>>35193851
Now this is a difficult too
>crustie and hardcore are shit tier
>pop punk for short term
>garage or skinhead for longterm

>>35193742
im going helen my famssss

>>35194416
This shit is so gay

>>35193742
As an Israelfag, I would have to go for Shani.

>>35197861
I'm sure your parents wouldn't kill you for picking Arielle either.

>>35193742
Shani, because I also love the outdoors and hard fucking

>>35193851
Hardcore, assuming she won't give me any grief for eating meat and drinking

>>35194416
Nora, cuz she seems chill and also dem boobies

>>35196704
>>35196668
Blind people can count money you morons, that's why all denominations have unique touch cues on them.

>>35193742
MY GOSH... I thought the gf market crashed years ago!!!

Arielle, because I need milk from those juggies

>>35198314
Looking at her I'd be surprised if you won't get aerosol cheese.

>>35193742
>picked helen based on looks alone
>got everything I could have wanted
Fuck it, torch everything

>>35193742
Where did you get those pics from?

>>35198823
That thing is old as fuck, probably around 5 years, and it's extremely doubtful the author who put the image together is here.

>>35193851
this is both the wrong kind of hardcore and the wrong kind of garage
fuck rock music

>>35193742
Helena.
So.... Do you ship to Canada?
Is it through purlator?
How much for shipping and handling?
Um... That is all

>>35193742
No matter whom I choose, I won't get her in real life, would I?

>>35198314
Shani seems more buxom if you remove all the fat.

>>35193742
arielle master race

>>35199534
Not with that kind of attitude you wouldn't

>>35200130
I don't think I have the willpower to make a tulpa, so...

>>35193851
garage gf pls

>>35200184
You can take a shortcut via masturbation

You might get a yandere tulpa that way though, but you'd have someone who wants you very very much

H E L E N

>tfw no blind, German, conservative, 420 artistic gf.

>>35195149
>I want a woman that doesn't spend much time with me, but doesn't cheat.
You don't have a dream girl, you just want a fuck buddy.

>>35193742
>only one athiest girl
>its the crazy one
Guess I'll have to be alone then thank you very much.

>>35193851
Pop Punk Gf
>implying I don't get off to that

Elizabeth is the only choice.

>>35194416
Faye
>>35193851
Skinhead
>>35193742
>tfw no Helen gf

You think it's telling you guys all pick the blind girl?

>>35193742
Laura.

Most Qt, Most Social, Most Fit, No debilitating drawbacks,

I'm so fucking close to breaking out of cyborg, I have education, fitness, hobbies, social life down,
the only thing holding me back is my complete lack of ability to talk to girls.

>>35200665
Actually I've changed my mind and would choose Blair instead.

>>35200925
>Most Qt, Most Social, Most Fit, No debilitating drawbacks,
Unfortunately also no personality

>>35201042
That goes for all of them. Every one was written up by some autist in five minutes or less.

>>35201042
Cooking and Fitness are fine enough for hobbies.

It's not like you can't learn to share some hobbies together afterwards either.
You're looking for a companion, you don't need to share every interest as long as you can have fun together.

"Muh dream gf who is exactly like me in interests" is just a meme dating websites shill.

>>35193851
I KNOW THIS GUY IRL HE ONLY WANTED (you)s

>>35193742
Didn't even read just picked the last girl I love that shit.

>>35201842
Okay I read it. Looks like I made the right choice. Ramona a keeper.

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>>35193742
>Elizabeth
>socially left and economically right

>>35193742
>English major
>highly intelligent
Stopped reading

Nora is best girl for me

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>>35193742
DID FUCKING SOMEONE FUCKING SAY FUCKING GEORGIA

WHERE MY GA BOTS AT???

>>35193742
Helen sounds kinda nice
Plus she would never know I'm ugly

>>35193742
the fuck
the viet was made for me how can you want anything else
>ladylike
>polite
>straightfoward
>analytical
>good income, works hard
>not too drunk on romantic fantasies
>no drinking or smoking
>wants me to cook(I love cooking)
>wants to be the major income so i can chill
>also likes vidya so common interests
>asian, I have yellow fever
>practices tai chi(I really wanna get into tai chi)
Only meh is her dominant side, I definitely don't mind it but it'd probably get boring since I'm more leaning towards dom

still 11/10

>>35193742
Either Arielle or Shani, probably.

>>35194416
Give me one fucking reason younfaggots wouldnt pick Faye.

Im a sucker for sluts so cowtits Ursula for me, but I cannot fathom why you autistic neckbeards woyld not go for Faye.

Elizabeth or Ha Nguyen, I prefer demure qt blondes but Ha probably just barely edges her out due to more shared interests and me being a vietfag as well. Laura is a runner-up but she doesn't get along well with introverts and I'll probably get cucked.

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>>35194416
reminder for those who pick sandra

>>35193742
LAURA PLS

orenongol

>>35193742
Ramona = Shani = Ha > Helen > Elizabeth = Laura > Kaylee > Arielle > Parvati

I'm an INFP so my top 3 is really centered around people who'd try to understand me.

Looks wise Ramona is my dream waifu but the non-stop social interaction and partying would probably do me in even though it could be fun and not something I've ever done before.

Ha would force me to shape up, she also has fantastic taste and I feel that I'd be a pretty good sub but that may just be my current self-hatred popping up, I'm more dominant when I'm not so depressed I think, she may be able to help with that at least but her uptight behavior might be abrasive for me at first.

Shani would be nice as well aside from the alcoholism and communism, seems like a genuinely kind and understanding person I could spend a lot of time going /out/ with and just talking, and shagging, lots of shagging.

Ha vs. Shani is actually a pretty hard decision, fuckkk, would have to go with Shani, someone to go hiking and outdoors exploring with would be nice.

Honorable mention to Helen, I can see why she's so popular here.

>>35193851
Depending on what the FUCK burgercore garage rock is I'll have to go with Garage GF.

>>35193742
Elizabeth or Laura.