Ask a cyborg that almost got laid anything

How did you fail?
oregenooo

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>>35191278
Isn't that pretty much everyone on r9k nowadays?

>>35191290
She didn't want to fuck lol
I found her on a dating website, and this was the third time seeing her. (afterwards she said I took too long to make a move) and we studied at my place, then i told her if she wanted to cuddle, she said yeah, so i jumped on my bed alongside her.
Then I teased her, (about her hair) and her face was getting too close to mine, then I said fuck it, I haven't kissed a girl since 08, and I kissed her and we basically made out, dry humped.
So apparently you're supposed to make a move on the second date..
it was intense lad, i just came back from dropping her off at her place.

>>35191323
true
originalaoidz

>>35191324
Shame you haven't got any real life friends to tell this story to

>>35191338
it's fine, normies need not know