Give A (You), Get A (You)

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>>35190278
Hi Anon, I hope you're having a good day because for hell I'm not.

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>>35190297
What's wrong anon? Tell me your problems. I have an hour or so to kill.

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>>35190297
It'll be ok Anon, one day
Maybe not today, or tomorrow, but some day

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>>35190338
Here's a (you)

I don't get the appeal of /fit/ girls. I like mine skeltal like Mr. Bones. Makes me feel like more of a man, I guess.

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>>35190330
Not much anon, I have a crush on a girl at work who just got through with a bad breakup. Thing is I'm an autistic beta who can't have a conversation to save my life. She's also been avoiding me lately.

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>>35190368
i've felt this feel, and honestly, if you can talk to both genders without completely fucking up, you shouldn't be on this board.

>>35190368
You know that if you are as autistic as you say, and you did manage to get her, if things went sour you would be completely fucked right?

I've never dated or fucked anyone I've ever worked with, partially because I didn't have an opportunity since I'm ugly as shit, but also because it makes the workplace a super awkward and tense environment.
Ask yourself, anon: Is it her I like, or is it just the idea of her?

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>>35190393
but I can't anon

also
>only male at work
fml

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>>35190393
Here's your courtesy (you), as well as an ancient meme.
Make another post for more attention! We /soc/ now

>>35190396
It's the idea of her. I don't have many social interactions outside of work. Work is the only chance I get to talk with women who aren't in my family.

>>35190408
>only male at work
Out of how many other people? What is that like???
I imagine women get catty over your attention, even if they aren't attracted to you

>>35190408
i know, that's why we're here forever
>>35190415
thanks for this artifact, senpai

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>>35190421
let it go bud, it aint for you

who else watching the sun come up?

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>>35190422
So I work at a school. All the teachers are women, their conversations are so shit. Also most teachers are turbo Stacies.

>>35190436
>a school
fuggg, I was imagining like a McDonalds or something where you all work close together

I'm sorry anon. Is your crush a teacher? I've heard they aren't to be trusted

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>>35190435
>let it go bud, it aint for you
Soo, stop hitting on my coworker?
>>35190454
Yep a teacher, I'm not a student either. Work IT.

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>>35190475
>Work IT
you didn't stand a chance.

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>>35190475
Yeah, because even if she would be interested, it'll most likely be a rebound for her and she'll toss you to the ground once she gets something more stable and Chad-like.
Sorry, man. Avoid nurses and teachers.

>>35190491
Your reply is truth, but shit. Have a picture.

>>35190529
>Avoid nurses and teachers
Wait, why this?

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>>35190529
Yo anon, from personal experience: its not worth it. Work on yourself and your own loves in life.
Heck as autistic as it is i absolutely love model painting. Im not much good at it but fuck do i love it.

Girls think its lame but fuck them im focusing on what makes ME happy and what brings me joy.

Work on your own smile before you can work on someone elses anon

Heres a pic of my most recent paint

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>>35190553
they won't even skip a heartbeat to upgrade, they're very entitled.

have a picture of this cat my friend has.

>>35190553
They tend to be even more crazier than the rest. Same goes for the vet-tech and cosmetology girls. Just personal experienced mixed with other anons and friends opinions I've collected over the years

>>35190574
That looks awesome anon.
>>35190584
cute cat

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>>35190584
my bad, wrong cat.

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> On probation
> Only one more semester left of college but a year to take it at the school
> Can't move and finish somewhere else
> Can't find a decent job because I don't have a bachelor's degree
> Won't have the money to pay for that last semester when I can take it
Sorry robots I just need to vent.

>>35190297
I hope things get better for (you) anon

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>>35190574
That's dope. You should do some painting on drones.

Do you use acrylics? I started painting cheap acoustic guitars as a new medium for expression. I'm the worlds worst painter though, and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

>>35190584
ya this anon and his cats waifu gets it. Used to shitpost /b/ with this picture few years back, haven't seen it in a while

>>35190618
I should clarify it's academic probation and not criminal probation. Fortunately I haven't gone to jail.
yet.

>>35190587
You're not addressing the root cause of why these specific professions have such shit women. Reason why they're so shit it because they're well paid and give them tons of extra time to concentrate on sucking dicks and looking for Chad. Where i work, teachers only work 8 hrs MAX/ day. Being a teacher is actually pretty fucking comfy.

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>>35190630
I've done the criminal probation, so consider yourself lucky (or smart). Point being that there is always something worse. What are you studying? Maybe take a break next semester and just save up some cash.

>>35190644
They also get 1hr lunch breaks.
>>35190618
>tfw on my first academic probation.

>>35190529
What's wrong with nurses? Teachers yeah but most of the women I attract are nurses

>>35190644
"well paid" is subjective, and I definitely would not consider cosmetology or vet-tech well paid.
The "root" of the problem goes much deeper than I can express in a single post, but I find more daddy issues and emotional instability in those girls that belong in those fields. It's like an emotional breeding ground.

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>>35190666
checked, also see
>>35190673

picture 4 u bb

>>35190666
If a woman doesn't depend on a man for income or a family, she's going to be shit either way. Most nurses are actually hard worker (I worked hard to be here) kinda people. So they'll probably be stronk women feminist types.

>>35190673
You don't consider what they do well payed? I know girls who take a few classes at a CC and after a year and a half , land a job making $30hr nursing or Vtech. Meanwhile how much does a construction worker make /hr? $20 max if you're new, and you're basically killing yourself.

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>>35190687
The traditional family values that the west had relied on for so many years is now crumbling before our eyes, and we are witnessing what could be either the end of civilization, or the beginning of a matriarchy.

Go ahead anons, bang your nurses and teachers. They don't need you, but they'll still take your money and screw you out of it. Bow down to your new overlords.

>>35190718
My ex gf was in for Vtech and I remember finding that they make ~30k/year, so no I wouldn't consider that well paid.

Obviously it's well paid when in contrast to minimum wage. It's a matter of relativity, or subjectivity.

>>35190656
English. A lot of jobs I'm looking at just want a degree in any field, so I'm boned until I can get one. I'm going to have to save money but with the situation I'm in that's difficult, and I can't even find a basic bitch minimum wage drudge job to fill in the gaps. I'd humor the idea of going elsewhere if you A) didn't need 60 hours at your final school to graduate at most places and B) need to go through the hassle of moving. I am grateful I'm not homeless or totally broke (yet) but it really gets to me because I should've been done a year ago, but I had a mental episode that kept me from going to class and crashed. Shit sucks.

>>35190665
Protip: It's recoverable to do it once, but for the love of god don't do it to yourself more than that.

>>35190749
$30k/year in your 20's isn't that bad

>>35190760
If you can't find a job, you have to leave. Craigslist is the best spot for those easy to get jobs if you haven't checked it, or maybe apply for gov assistance. Unfortunately you have to follow the money. Also, it's better to finish later than never. I'm a college dropout and I don't think I'm going back, so unless you're 35 I'm sure you still have time.

>>35190777
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Yeah, it's not bad at all. I was making a remark based on the personality and characteristics of the women who tend to work in those fields. Maybe they all aren't crazy, but I'll never be out of my room long enough to truly find out.

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>>35190666
Nice.

checkoregano

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>>35190816
It's not that I'm not opposed to leaving, but if I can't find a place that won't graduate me with less than 60 hours on campus, I can't leave unless I want to give up on college. There are too many variables at play, and if there weren't I would have already made a decision. Unfortunately I'm just left stressing myself sick and spinning my wheels in a rut. At this rate the only place I'll be moving to is back to my parent's, which I think would be a fate worse than death.

>>35190912
im sorry anon, wish i had something to say
best of luck to you, we'll always be here even when you get back to your folks house

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>>35190368
>have crush on single girl at work
>been talking to her more and more recently
>she says we should do something sometime
>I ask her out for following weekend
>she stands me up, stops talking to me, won't even reply to my work-related emails
>Hangs out with guy who bullies me at work
>Realize the whole thing was probably a joke on their part that they laugh about behind my back

Kill me

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>>35191057
Wtf that's fucked up
I don't even get how someone can get joy from that, it's new levels of sadism

It's okay anon, I like you

>>35191167
Most stacys grow out of that phase by 9th grade. Seems that that one didn't.

I've been seriously considering suicide for the past few days. It's not like I contribute anything so why am I still living? Even if I could motivate myself to get a life I would just rather sit on my ass all day and play vidya. Apparently the helium method got ruined and now doesn't kill you but just makes you braindead. I'm probably too fat to successfully hang myself so I don't really know how I want to do it, but I know that it's what I need to do.

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>>35191167
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. It sucks I have to deal with this on a daily basis since I'm in the same room as the guy, and the girl is always coming in to talk to him.

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>>35190278
>wake up relatively early
>get horny and want to jerk off
>start
>SUDDENLY
>Uncle starts hacking up phlegm in his bathroom
>Mom gets out of bed
>Brother gets out of bed
>Noise being made everywhere
>Door's open
>pretending to be asleep

I just wanted to relieve some sexual tension you FUCKS

Now I'm gonna start having mixed feelings for Shayla again, my day's gonna be fucking ruined, why couldn't y'all just stay sleep and let me cum?

>>35190396
>Ask yourself, anon: Is it her I like, or is it just the idea of her?
I've been thinking about this lately. There's this girl who's company I genuinely enjoy, and I'd love to get to know her in a different context, but the closer I've gotten to asking her out the further away I've felt from actually doing so (and vice versa).

I like her, but I can't tell to what extent.

>>35191486
>Shayla
1000% chance that that person has serious mental issues. Don't stick your dick anywhere near crazy anon. Stay strong.

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Howdy y'all

>Tfw no (you)s on the story you wrote in /k/'s writefag thread

I'll have to interact more there I suppose

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>>35191645
I have a (you) for you

>>35191573
As far as girls I've had crushes on in the past year or so she's the least crazy by far.

Girls I've liked in the last year or so relatively chronological order. Thankfully the list is short.
>Stood me up and got engaged to her ex 2 days later
>became a dude
>is currently a drug dealer

All I'm getting from this girl is mild depression vibes/a tendency for mixed signals. She's cool thus far.

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>>35190278
Everybody gets a (you) before I leave

Have as good a day as you can, robots.

fuck you my post has more than enough content you stupid fucking robot filter, I just want to try and make Anon's life a little less shit for fucks sake. This enough content for you? Huh?

>>35191786
Good luck anon

Origanalio