How do you cope with cute butts triggering you when you are outside?

>>35189460
>look it's way
>admire it for a split second
>get horny for a split second
>revert back to normal

This is the only acceptable answer. It also helps if you masturbate a lot.

>>35189474
You conveniently left out the immense frustration step just prior to reverting.

Mentally berate myself for acting like a baboon.

recall that they'll be worthless to society at ~40 and get a kick out of it.

>>35189868
..only to have your mind remind you that you are worthless to society at your current age and point in life.

>>35189474
this works pretty well, unless your coworker has a thicc ass. god i wish i could just murder her, makes it really difficult to focus at work

>>35189882

bitch u wanna square up

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>>35189898
that is a pretty astute feel and I sympathize wholeheartedly

>>35189898
>tfw i have a crush on my co-worker that is maximum THICC

God bless her being a dancer.

>>35189995
>>35190013

she leaves work pretty early, so my productivity shoots through the roof after she leaves. it's like i take ADHD meds at 4pm everyday.

her name's cindy. i want to kill her

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>>35190040
Fuck her, then you will be at peace.

>tfw my THICC co-worker had to move closer to my department
>tfw i get to see her more
>tfw she has to wear an apron now but that makes it better

>>35190061
>Fuck her, then you will be at peace.
i don't shit where i eat, i have a gf, and she's taller and older than me so even if the first 2 weren't true i wouldn't have much of a shot

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>>35190081
Then why are you complaining!? You get to fuck your gf. She shouldn't be a distraction faggot.

>obligatory REEEEEEEE

I'm still a kissless virgin. Shit is worse for me. Also I'm leaving my work soon anyway so yeah.

>>35190113
>thinking that having a gf in any sort of way affects your default level of lusting at stacies

kek

>>35190113
i'm complaining because work is hard enough without a round fleshy ass literally in your peripheral vision the entire day. that's another thing, her desk is located such that i can see her ass and she uses a standing desk

>>35190129
this. maybe if i could have my gf come suck me off a couple times a day it would be fine

>cute butts
>triggering
what are you? a fucking faggot?

I might be eternally lonely but my retinas gladly absorb everything sexual

>>35190129
>>35190155
>wanting to fuck someone else when you have someone that already cares about you and you get to fuck anyway

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>>35190193
>he thinks that feel when ends at gf

>>35190193
ok you're still a virgin so you haven't experienced it, but you already know what it's like to get turned on visually.

do you think if you had a gf that part of your brain would just get switched off? that a round ass in tight jeans and high heels (yes she wears this kind of provocative shit daily) in your plain view for the majority of the workday wouldn't get you aroused?

>>35189460
take a second or two so i can "sweet jesus that booty.jpg" internally

carry on

>>35190225
Not particularly because I have work to do.

Although you might be right. Guess we'll find out later.

Burqas should be mandatory

>>35190193
its a fucking biological reaction you dumb fuck. you see a girl, you want to fuck her.

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>>35189460
I take a quick peek then carry on

>>35189460
Just save the image in the spank bank for later.
>>35189995
That's a damn near perfect behind.

just don't look

you don't have to be a slave to your lower desires

if you keep it up for a while, it'll be like you were never a prisoner to begin with

>>35190183
They can cloud your thoughts though. As others ITT are saying, if you're trying to work or concentrate on something and a fine behind is in your vicinity, it's incredibly difficult to maintain focus without sexual thoughts creeping in. Then you get an erection and a sex flush and it gets even worse.

Step 1
Fuck up your eyesight, so you can't see in distance
Step 2
Don't wear glasses

Hello head :)

Remind myself that BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPs and poop come from there.

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>>35189931
Cash mi owwsye how bow daah