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>>35187774
> be me
> be into films
> I see that there's this indie film festival happening in a couple of days
> I found out about this indie film festival through an Ad on Instagram
> decided it's time to leave the house and do something some what productive
> I could finally meet some people with the same hobbies/interests as I
> it's opening night and my anxiety levels are through the roof
> maybe I should not go
> I text an online friend and he convinces me to go
> grab a taxi and leave
> I arrive at the place and it looks more like a bar reunion than a film festival place
> before I arrived I thought " hey, most of the people that will attend this festival must know about movies, at least I'll be able to talk about that "
> I arrive and most of the people already know each other ( like 90%)
> they all look like they're in their mid 20- early 30
> I'm 18 but look like an autistic 15 year old kid
> fuck
> the place is a bar/ theater and most of the people are hanging around the bar area
> everybody is glancing at me once in while, mentally asking themself at what moment will I strike and shoot the whole place
> I stand near the bathrooms staring blankly at the wall, waiting for the movie to start
> it seems like an eternity
> I see everybody is having fun, wonder why can't i have fun
> hope somebody will talk to me
> by my surprise nobody does
> about 30 mins go by and I'm still standing like a retard next to the bathroom

>>35187812
Part 2
> they announced the movie was about to start and everybody gets lined up
> get into the theater and the movie is a shitty 15 min experimental drama... apparently. Just wasted 20 dollars in this shit
> also the movie had 2 parts and the next one was playing in 45mins
> go outside and stand in the same corner
> I wanna go home
> a table at the bar section becomes unoccupied everybody left to watch some band play
> sit down and contemplate my existence and purpose in life, that train of thought leads to nowhere, again
> kinda sad
> after a while of sitting down a guy comes up to me
> finally my social life will now flourish
> " hey man are these seat taken"
> " umm n... no "
> he takes all the remaining seats to another table.
> fuck man why does this happen to me
> literally alone at a table surrounded by happiness yet it seems I'm don't get to experience some tonight
> 15 mins past nothing really changes
> get the courage to get up and leave
> fuck man feels bad being a social idiot
Sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes its 2 am here and I'm very tired

>>35187774
tonight, I bought a $4 frozen pizza from the store a half hour before it closed and ate the whole thing by myself in the dark.

>>35187836
Hahaha reminds me of the time Wendy's gave me a coupon for a meal for 2 ended up eating the whole thing by myself

Not one my proudest moment

>>35187830
>tfw being alone and out of place while surrounded by people enjoying themselves
I know this feel

>>35187830
this was me but at a mandatory work "party/meeeting"

felt like i was being babysat by my boss.

walked around talking to nobody while everyone else was in a group.

tried to kill some time on my phone but christ i've never felt more out of place.

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>>35187774
> Be me
> approach beautiful women
>woul-would you go out with me susan?
> Sorry anon, I see you as a friend
> feel sad
> wake up
>mfw can't get a gf even in my dreams

>summer a few years ago, im 16 at the time
>started hanging out and texting this girl from my school, nothing serious but we both liked each other
>one day she texts me "hey anon, wanna go to an amusement park with me?"
>say yes (of course)
>the day comes, i clean up and get dressed so i dont look like i've been in my bedroom for a week straight
>get to her house, a friend of hers is there and will be joining us
>whatever, she seems nice enough
>as we're leaving the house to catch a bus, i realize i tied my shoes too tight, so I have to borrow a hair pin from her to get the laces undone
this is just the beginning of the autism

>>35188039
This sorta happened to me but it went something like this, instead of dreaming of having sex I would dream I was masturbating

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>>35187774
>sad moments
When I wake up everyday and I'm still alive

>>35188045
Lurking this story

>>35188045
>after i undo my shoes, I give her the pin and ride the bus in silence for 30 minutes
>as soon as we arrive, we go to the closest ride we see
>some sort of human blender, idk what they're called, but they spin you around at ludicrous speed
>get on the ride with her, as soon as it starts moving, i feel sick
>shit lasts for what seemed like 10 minutes
>as soon as we got off i feel queasy and stumble around like an idiot
>we do some more lightweight rides, i still feel like shit
>after about an hour, we get some food
>dont remember what i had, but after about 3 bites i was absolutely sick and threw up behind a popcorn stand
>"are you ok, anon? maybe i should call my mom to come get us"
>i lie and say my dad works a few blocks away from the park and he'll get me in no time
>say goodbye and stagger away
>head for bus stop
>reach for my wallet with my bus pass, notice it's gone
>the park is so big and crowded i feel like it would be a lost cause and start walking home
>arrive about an hour and a half later
>forgot my keys
>have to wait for my dad to come home
>when he arrives he asks "how was the fair, anon?"
>"ok, we had fun"
>never speak to the girl again
i was so fucking thankful that she switched schools the following year

>>35188045
wheres the rest? Did the two grills fuck?

>>35188192
aw that's too bad. And the grill's didn't even fuck.

>>35188192
>I barfed and left her at a carnival
hahaha damn that's funny and also pathetic

>>35188239
as far as i know, they very well could have and that just makes my autistic way of handling the situation even worse

>>35188006
>>35187830
>tfw this was the reason why i started smoking
>still pauses were to short so i switched to hand rolled
>Can be +15 minutes by myself without nobody batting an eye

I'm not encouragin anyone to do it because in the end is shit but it gets me out of some of those situations

A couple stories:
>freshman in highschool
>homecoming
>go to prom by myself
>all alone
>work up the courage to ask a girl to dance with me
>"no"
>I ask another girl
>"no"
>I ask ANOTHER girl
>"my mom doesn't want me dancing with boys" (no)
>go home
>fap
>sleep

>college
>see a qt in class
>get to know her
>walk with her, talk with her
>ask her out on a date
>she says "sure"
>fuckyear.jpg
>later, she wants me to go to a christian church meet on campus
>okay
>go a few times
>still no date
>she stops talking to me
>Think she just got close to me to get me to go to a church service

>get a haircut
>hours later replaying in my mind the feeling of having someone else touch me

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I posted this before on here, but this definitely is the most embarrassing event in my life, because it'll have long lasting ramifications that I can't undo.

>KHV NEET
>lonely
>make an OKCupid
>several weeks go by
>no luck
>find a weeb girl
>her name on there is of my waifu (i have a daki of her)
>things move super quick
>we get into a LDR in a day
>she spills her lifestory
>she's a whore
>"I love getting cummed inside, I've had sex with pedos etc"
>Literally keep going despite this
>We start video chatting
>She lives in another state
>I've been a NEET for 3 years
>She says she wants me to become independent
>I say okay, I'll do it for you <3
>Enlists in the air force a few days later
>She breaks up me for her ex-bf
>It only lasted 2 weeks

ALSO BONUS EMBARRASSING/SAD moment
>had 4 years of cum and hair in my keyboard
>posted it on here a few weeks ago
>pic related

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The most recent embarrassing story of mine:
>at friend's wedding
>I'm single so everybody is egging me to try and wheel a girl at the end of the night
>ive been eyeing a cutie for a while but I'm too much of a pussy to approach her
>there's a Polaroid camera that the guests can use
>I get my friend's gf to take a picture of me so I can write my number on it and give it to her
>picture comes out like pic related
>sloppily write my number on Polaroid with sharpie, but it just comes out a huge smudge
>I cringe out the front door telling friend's gf how much of a cringy idiot I am
I thought alcohol could make me immune to embarrassment but not this time

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>>35187774
>be me
>no gf for 3 years
>thanks to trump, find qt cougar (she has 5 yrs on me) who works in media
>shes interested in alt-right
>proceed to red-pill her, we get along
>she lures me to a bar crawl where we get wasted
>end up at her friends place in bed
>oh-shit-what-do.tiff
>sperg out and just cuddle/pass-out w/o making a move
>fastforward to today, now im borderlined friendzoned
why am i so retarded? i doubt she will give me a second chance due to my obvious lack of experience in bed

>>35188436
That's actually quite funny

The idea was cool man sorry it went like shit

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I got caught eating in the bathroom. I never again went to the bathroom to eat, but I took walks out back where the school would let us go. I'd eat nothing more than a granola bar. Sometimes people would ask me why I just walk circles around the area and I just responded with "I don't know", with a bit of a smirk and nervous shrug. This signaled them to go away which was good. Yet I still felt depressed at the sight of kids tossing a football, or friends grouped up and conversing at their tables, and people stuffing food in their mouths without a care. Eventually my mom got a job at the school, so I'd go to her office to eat everyday.