How do I get a cute bf with a big dick?

>>35187552
Don't go on /r9k/ is step one

>>35187552
how big is big? and define cute

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>>35187775
big enough to make me choke on it

cute is someone who is cute

>>35187552
homo or anongrill?

>>35187985
>big enough to make me choke on it
>tfw only 4.5" erect
What if I just choked you with my hands while you gave me a bj? and neckbeards are cute, right?

>>35187985
list the characteristics
idk i think i fit the bill (not sure if im cute) but im not gay sorry </3

and i guess to get one youd go about it the same way as getting any other bf, but i wouldnt know how to do that sorry pal

>>35187552
>How do I get a cute bf with a big dick?
don't know sorry

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>>35187552
>How do I get a cute bf with a big dick?
you POST CONTACT

>>35187985
sew like, 7" is big enough?

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rayray is single nao

>>35189519
yes, but who would want him? bleh

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>>35189519
except he is ugly as fuck

stop posting him

>>35187552
Definitely not on >>>r9k
Probably on myspace

Where do I get a sweaty, chubby, NEET bf?