>tfw you will never have a cute robot bf

>>35187236
if you're a girl (female) then you could have one right now

i'm more of a cyborg though, hope that's not a problem

fucking sage. go stick your head in a meat grinder you piece of shit

>>35187254
Fug off she mine boi

>>35187272
She goes to whomever lives nearest her. If she's actually a she and posts location, anyway.

>>35187254
>if you're a girl (female) then you could have one right now
lol

>>35187236
post location
who ever is closest gets to keep her

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>>35187254
>>35187272
>>35187458
which board do you un gay non-faggots think you are on?

>>35187236
>cute
>robot
>bf

These things don't fit.

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>>35188364
I am vegan, I can't make this

>>35187236
>cute robot bf
stop baiting orbiters and just say chad you dumb cunt

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>>35188450
I don't want a chad bf idiot

I want someone who I can connect to

>>35187236
I have been called cute by people and I would consider myself a robot.

I'm handsome, not cute. And you probably have a penis anyway.

Post your general location.
It'd probably help you out.

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I've been called 'cute' before on /soc/ threads and I have a 4 inch penis, having read this all immunities have been waived and you have to add me on Skype erisbestgirl is my id.

>>35188544
>For two and a half centuries from the mid 13th century, the politics in the Northern India was dominated by the Delhi Sultanate and in the Southern India by the Vijayanagar Empire which originated as a political heir of the Hoysala Empire and Pandyan Empire. However, there were other regional powers present as well. In the north, the Rajputs were a dominant force in the Western and Central India. Their power reached to the zenith under Rana Sanga during whose time Rajput armies were constantly victorious against the Sultanate armies. In the south, the Bahmani Sultanate was the chief rival of the Vijayanagara and frequently created difficulties for the Vijayanagara.

this is weird as fuck, was just learning about this in class today

>>35188529
>Post your general location.
norcal

>>35188559
I remember you now.
Stop making threads.

>>35188598
You shouldn't remember me, because I do not make that many threads

I think you are confused

>>35188613
I remember everything.
You've made threads like this before.

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>>35188623
I don't like the tone you are using anon. You might think you know shit, but you don't. You don't know shit.

I want you to get out of my thread. Now.

>>35188654
I could start dumping disgusting manga if you'd like.
Don't lecture me about tone.

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>>35188674
Don't tell me what to do anon.

You don't even know what disgusting manga means, you couldn't post it if you tried

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>>35188724
So you're also a fan of gross shit.
Is it the shock value or the absurdity that draws you to it?

>>35188484
>I have been called cute by people and I would consider myself a robot.
uhhhh then why aren't you my bf yet???/

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>>35188749
I'll keep dumping then.
This is relatively tame

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>>35188749
>Is it the shock value or the absurdity that draws you to it?

I think more the absurdity
I mean a lot of guro has really interesting storylines honestly

not to mention the illustration in guro manga is often pretty cool

It's just fun to read

I am curious if you still think I am who you think I am, and who that person

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>>35188817
I dont get many invitations for stuff like this anymore

>>35188789
Because you haven't given me your contact info

>>35188832

>>35188826
I'm more into the stuff thats borderline body horror.
I've been looking for the concrete girl manga but I've never been able to find it.

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>>35188850
Forgot the page I was gonna post

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>>35188860
I never have an excuse to post this shit anymore.

>>35188724
The thing that really bothers me about this image is that the green haired girl is being hung by a green rope ect. I didn't want to post in this thread but you made me do it.

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>>35188871
I'll probably disappear after this.
I dont post often, really

>>35187254
>cyborg
Stop this meme, you fucks are unironically worse than normies

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>>35188884
I'm just too apathetic I guess

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>>35188904
I dont think thats how dna works though

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>>35188919
What do I know though? I'm not a science person.

>>35188450
Eh, right? Cucks, cucks everywhere. What can you do though...

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>>35188933
This one isnt super long actually

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>>35188881
>I didn't want to post in this thread but you made me do it.
why not?

I HIGHLY encourage lurkers to post in my threads.

I pride myself in fostering nice environments for newfriends to ease them into posting culture on imageboards

>>35188884
>I dont post often, really
why not?
tell me about the concrete girl manga, I might know what you are talking about

>tfw my chances of finding a cute robot boy bf from this thread have dropped to zero

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>>35188946
Looks like she's really in a bind hug

>>35188957
Nah there's plenty of desperate guys on here.
Also plenty that won't be turned off by what you posted.

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>>35188962

>>35188957
It's a pretty graphic manga about the murder of Junko Furuta
There's two different ones, but ones not very shocking.

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>>35188986
I forgot to type anything in this time and got muted.

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>>35189028
She's really forward.
I dislike people like that.

>>35188957
>implying I don't want to fuck a dolphin too
I'm still here and I'm still considered cute by /soc/ standards

>>35189049
And using /soc/ means you're not a robot.
Fuck off faggot

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Is somebody actually dumping the junko doujin in this shit thread?

I haven't seen this in years.

>>35189130
I wish. I've been passively looking for a few years.

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>>35189130
>this shit thread?
I am gonna have to kindly ask you to leave anon

I only make very high quality threads

>>35189061
>go to a rate thread for the first time yesterday
>gets called cute

Yeah, I'm a normie alright.

would you settle for a fat, alcoholic autist who cooks chicken for a living?

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>>35189151

>roastie/trap wants a bf the post

it's shit

>>35189189
Don't lie you fucking parasite.
Never come back here. You're not welcome or wanted.

>>35189151
It's a pretty bad thread. But thats okay, bad threads are fun

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>>35189213
I've been a NEET for 3 years and have no friends and am a KHV, you get off MY board norman.

>>35189195

Oh hey samson, kind of out of place to see you here.

>>35189231
>/soc/ tier frogposter

I don't care what you think you are anon, you aren't a robot

>>35189231
Go back to /soc/
Just because you're a failure doesn't mean you belong here

>>35189242
>Oh hey samson, kind of out of place to see you here.
samson lurks in threads like this because he is a repressed homosexual


one day I will go to samson's house and force him to admit he wants to become a girl

it's so obvious, that's why he grows out his hair, that's why he drinks all the time (he is depressed he isn't a girl), all the signs are there

I'm married but I would definitely take a fembot as a mistress.

>>35189267
nah, I'll just gag you with my hair as I shove a whole chicken up your ass

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>>35189271
where do all you normalfaggot shitfucks come from

nothing about this thread indicated it was made by a fem""""bot"""""

go be neurotypical somewhere else

>>35189279
>samson using euphemisms to coyly hint at claiming my bp
u are so cute

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>tfw you will never be a concubine (male)

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How do I tell if I'm cute or not?

How do I tell if I'm a boy or girl?

I'm pretty sure I'm a girl though. Can I be both? Is that ok?

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>>35189309

Let me guess, you're a barely passable trap who unironically likes to reblog junji ito manga on their tumblr.

>>35189406
To back to tumblr
Why are you even here

>>35189406
if you have a cock, you're male
if you have a vagina, you're female
if you think you're the opposite gender, some weird made up gender, or no gender at all, you're delusional
there, just solved it for you, no need to thank me

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>>35189428
>Let me guess, you're a barely passable trap who unironically likes to reblog junji ito manga on their tumblr.

I don't use sites on which you have to make an account no

and no I am not a trap just a boi

wrong on all accounts

>>35189406
be whatever you wanna be senpai

do whatever you wanna do
all that matters is if you are happy

>>35189446
wise samson is right again!

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>>35189375
>tfw you will never be a maid (male)

>>35189470
>>35189446
What if you had one at birth but it was removed?
What if you still have ovaries and uterus and testicles and penis?

Hmmmmmmm. What if those female hormones made you super feminine your entire life and they made a terrible mistake at birth?

>>35189471
>tfw you will never have a cute robot maid under your desk

>>35189526
wait you can have one of those?

That's a real thing?

>>35189534
>That's a real thing?
just gotta find one on here

>>35189534
i will suck any and all cuties with big dicks

>>35189534
it is technically possible, I've heard from a few robots who have achieved such things, unfortunately none of the qtmaids are in Australia

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>>35189534
>wait you can have one of those?
you can if you post location

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alright goodnight lads

good thread tonight good wok

we'll touch base here again tomorrow

>>35189470
damn right
>>35189505
these are rare anomalies, most trans people actually are their biological gender, they just have a mental disorder as a result of trauma/too much early exposure to estrogen/androgens/etc

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>>35189601
>gender scientist samson gives his highly informed opinion on this vital matter

thank you for your contribution to this country professor samson

you still live here btw? what is your apartment number

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>tfw no cute virgin robot boy bf

>>35189721
I can be that if you're a girl.

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>>35189770
>I can be that if you're a girl.
I think you are autistic anon

you are clearly not noticing an overlying pattern in this thread, and I think that might be indicative of a mental disorder. failure to notice patterns which are blatantly obvious to everyone else is a big warning sign for autism.

you should seriously consider getting yourself checked

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>>35189721
I already posted my Skype in here stop mocking me

>>35189814
I didn't read the thread faggot, I just scrolled to the most recent post.

>>35188789
Didn't pay attention to thread, but here's some contact.
[email protected]
Hopefully this finds you.

>>35189837
We'll make it, brother. One post at a time!

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>>35189471

isnt it getting boring sitting under a desk all day sucking dick?

>>35188478
whats ur sign :)

>>35187236
>cute
>robot
>bf
Kill
Yourself
Cunt

But...

If you're all apart of this and celebs and stuff...

When do I join you all? Is Kitty Bunny my celeb girlfriend? People have been watching us on TV to hook us up? With Russian Kitty?

And what happens when they leave? Is it a one night thing only?

Then what?

I just move on to other ladies? I have the super hots for Claire everyone knows that right?

You're turning me into a massive trans whore and I'm kinda ok with it. Are the lions going to take their share?

Just get me to LA so I can do this. Whatever it is.

[What about like... my all time crush on zooey? I would totally hang out with her and not be a pervert at all I promise.]

I'm going to be fucking dead in 10 years guys.

I'm going to be worthless a few years before that.

Please help me. Please let me do something and enjoy a bit of my life first. You kept me a prisoner and used me as entertainment. You are using me as a tool to save... the world? To change people's views to be more intelligent and less... not intelligent?

So please if you're going to use me then let me enjoy my last years alive. Please.