So /R9K/ what's the closest you've been to sex?
>a few months ago
>talking to this girl I've known for a fairly long time
>sex comes up
>turns out she was a virgin too
>we decide we take each other's virginity
>she wants to use a condom so we don't do it then.
>our schedules don't work out for the next week.
>she goes back to her college and ends up changing her mind.
So what's the closest you anons have been to sex?
>talking to a girl
>that you know
>have known for a long time
GET OUT NORMIE
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>meet her at her house
>go to bar
>go back to her house
>get laid
Eating out my oneitis. I obsessed over for so long and I couldn't get my dick hard.
That time I came in a woman, got her pregnant, married her, and we raised our son together
I swear guys
I was so close to having sex
>>35184127
Why the hell didn't you go to the store and get one? How badly do you hate yourself for this?
>>35184127
>mom calls a girl an old busted slut and to stay away from her "little gentleman"
>she flirts with me
>lets me grab her boobs and make out with her for a couple minutes in front of my mom to get back at her
>laughs at me for being a pathetic virgin
>cry and haven't talked to my mom in the 2 months since
>>35184675
It was pretty late at night and I figured another time would be better anyway. Also just didn't anticipate women to be so quick to go back on their word.
>>35184723
Fucking roastie, hope you work things out with your mom.
>>35184895
Idk if I will, my mom spent my entire childhood pissing and moaning about how she wished she had a daughter or aborted me instead
I moved out, pay for my own shit, and haven't talked to her much for the last year since then