>want to go to the movies to forget the loneliness of being

>>35183116
the movies is like the worst place to forget about the loneliness of being a virgin though. The only place that is probably worse is a wedding

>No singles allowed at theatre

Is this a thing?

>>35183198
>not knowing about the no singles policy

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Why would you ever want to go see a movie when you can lay in bed under comfy blankets and watch a movie in the comfort of your own home?

>go to theatre alone
>a few days later I discover I brought bed bugs back with me
>fumigation costs $1200

never again

>>35183164
eh i wouldn't say that, personally
in my last year of school i snuck out, got stoned and went to see that sacha baron cohen movie "bruno" while it was showing

i was by myself, hysterically stoned, laughing my ass off to the stupid fag flick. i hardly gave a crap i was alone, and the theatre was half full so i just sat towards the back and wasn't bothered by anyone.

>>35183198
A lot of people meme about it, but my local theatre actually does have a no singles policy, swear Im not memeing. Sucks, never get to see movies.

>>35183198
lots of places worry about how many seats they're selling along with what movie you're buying tickets for

like how the sailor moon movie a few years ago didn't allow men to go unless they had a woman there or you have to have kids to go to certain movies

>>35183198

Yes, it's a thing.

We go through this about once a week. Lots of theaters in the US, UK, and AU do this.