>mfw I poop my pants during a stick up.

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>>35181267
>bend over to get my diet coke in the mart
>shart myself

>>35181267
>put your hands up this is a stick up
>OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME
>loud noise scared me
>pooped my pants
>make that face
>gimme da money
>O-o-okay sir
>try not to call attention to my poop
>poop falls down leg onto floor
>bank teller gives me money
>run off before anyone noticed
>get arrested when I went back to deposit the money
>get arrested because I still had poop stains, and was depositing the stolen money.