Certificate/Diploma Fetish

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Hey robots, I need some input. I have a fetish for diplomas and certificates, I like to fuck them by laying atop them in bed and thrusting my cock into them. Naturally, this crumples and damages the certificates that I fuck, and after a while they become too damaged. My collection of certificates includes every award I ever have had access to from school and college, as well as other certificates I have slipped from my family and friends. I have also bought a few off eBay and Craigslist, however this is extremely inefficient as suitable certificates show up very rarely.

Now I am out of education, my collection of unused certificates is dwindling, I need a way to resupply. Printing my own certificates, or having them made won't work as they are not official, they won't get any sexual rise out of me.

I have been trying to come up with methods to obtain more certificates easily. To preface, I am in the UK. One of my favourite certificates was a music grade certificate from the ABRSM, so one option for me would be to start playing an instrument, doing the first easy grades, then pretend I'd lost the certificates, and request a bunch of duplicate certificates. I have access to a piano, so it's likely to be either music theory or piano. If anyone's done these, how difficult would it be for someone entirely non-musical to pick up?

An option would be to hang around the area outside my old high school after an awards ceremony, and see if anyone would be willing to let me buy a certificate off them. It'd just be a case of not being spotted by someone I knew or reported as a creep hanging around near a school.

If there's anyone in the UK willing to either send me something, or meet up and trade, it'd be very very appreciated.