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>>35181064
>Like the ancient hawaiians say, it's time for a dicking.

>>35181064
m8 i bought an ukelele a few months ago but im too lazy to lear how to play, i still have it in my bedroom getting old, pls give me some advice.
how do i start playing it? idk any song and i get frustrated very soon when bc my fingers don't fit well the strings

>>35181121
excuse my bad ingles, i'm mexican and when is late i become more autistic than in the rest of the day

>Get hurdy gurdy
>Learn to play it
>Sit anywhere outside and play it's hauntingly enticing sounds
>Receive pussy because
>a) Playing an instrument
>but more importantly
>b) Playing an OBSCURE instrument

ukuleles are for girls to post youtubes of themselves playing 4 chord indie twee songs

fuck that """instrument"""

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'Happy ukulele music' makes me irrationally angry.

I really can't express how much I fucking hate it.

>>35181091

I only came to this thread to post this

>>35181064
you're such a fucking shoobie, squid

i'm tired of people who think they are successes and other people must've been stupid who have failed at life etc.

it's all determinted by factors out of your control, i mean really? what are you going to do age 0-18 when you're just a stupid kid that doesn't know anything, and especially doesn't know anything or have any connections when you come from autistic parents from the lower class

if you somehow win the gene lottery and desptire ure trash tier genetics from your parents, you end up looking tall, proportioned and good looking, and are not a total chav you can move up the social ladder only by marrying some ugly jew girl or some shit

that's how it works, it doesn't matter if you are smart and hard working, hell you could be a super genius and you'll still get fucked over by laws and regulations.

also hard workers just get more hard work....


this is my unpopular opinion around normies at least....

>>35181320
>i'm tired of people who think they are successes and other people must've been stupid who have failed at life etc.

you are young or unobservant

this is the #1 reason why human beings are complete garbage

>>35181197
My stupid twat ex (the only one) picked up ukulele and became obsessed with it. I hate that fucking instrument more than anything and whenever i see one I want to smash it, just like her stupid face when I think of the hours upon hours I wasted pretending to enjoy her slogging through those shitty 4 chord fag songs.