Impossible Sexual Fetishes Thread: no normies edition

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>>35181056
>tfw you will never fuck a very decomposed corpse without protection
>you will never bury your hands in the dissected torso of a dead body and slather yourself in bile
>you will never sloppily makeout with a cold blonde bloater and force your tongue between her swollen lips
>you will never peel the skin off of a corse's hands and wear them over your own like a pair of gloves while you finger yourself
>you will never shovel handfuls of maggots inside of you with no worries or cares for disease or infection
JUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT

This artist draws very attractive vaginas

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>>35181270
All these things are possible but the chance of being arrested and jailed for 10 years or so are fairly high.
Just saying

>tfw ywn have sex with a woman who loves you

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>>35181362
do you who the original artist is famlamadingdong/
Also yes Anita's puffy puss is very appealing.

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I like to fuck diplomas and certificates.
>TFW I will never destroy a nice large college diploma resting on the ass of a girl

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I want to convert a qt Nazi skinbyrd to communism with a hot dicking

>TFW I'll never get a girl who enjoys sex just for the pleasure and doesn't have to make it some weird domination play thing.

also lewd lolis

I've never found any lesdom forced feminization...it's not my main fetish but it would be nice.

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Pic related

Other than that I just want to be cuddled

>>35181056
I dated a feminist chick who fucked me with a strapon

>transformation fetish
I can't explain it and can only do it in my lucid dreams.

>>35184807
Where can I find a gf like this? oregano

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>>35181056
I can't tell if this artwork is supposed to be degrading to the feminist or the whiteknight.

>>35181056
you know about /anita/ right?

>>35181270
You lost me on the maggots and bile. I like to keep my hands clean and my cock hard when I disect corpses.

>>35181056
I need a catgirl girlfriend.

THE FAKE SHIT DOESN'T DO IT!

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>tfw I will never have two trap owners that turn me into their pet to punish

>>35185413
>implying I'm not turned on AF if magots and bile are involved
Come on man.

>>35184108
anymore like this

>fetish slave type deal with black girl
>I dont like black girls

>>35185594
Fresh corpses > Decomposed corpses

>>35185709
>tfw I can't post pictures to back up my claim
to each their own dude
but nothing will ever convince me otherwise
decomposed corpses > every other human being in any other state

>>35184108
damn

shit is kinda scary but also gave me a semi

>>35181056
>Fucking a disgusting Jew.

You want her giant schnoz to tenderly fuck your butthole?

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my fetish is impossible :'( oh no

>>35185594
you are literally this song as aperson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvOeW9rCODU

Someone loving me and teasing while cuddling

>tfw I will never go adventuring and encounter wild monster girls

>>35181270
I'm glad that you're still around.

>>35186738
This, 98% of this thread is doable, but monstergirls will never be real. I want an alraune or lamia girlfriend so bad.

Anyone else wish you could be a tyrannical Renaissance era nobleman and rape the rebellious peasant girls? Or be a Roman guy and rape the more uppity slave girls? Or, fuck it, just a supreme asshole tyrant without the sex part?

Also, sometimes I kinda fantasize about being a lesbian woman (I'm a guy IRL) who's part of a secret society of lesbian groomers who capture, enslave and rape other women to turn them into our lesbian bitch slaves.

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>literally as impossible as it gets
>no one has posted it

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I want a guy to perceive me as a woman and love me like a man loves a woman then gets put in the body of a woman then pursues me with the full realization that I am a man and she (it(?)) is a woman but as a man would a woman
That or a stable/incompetent yandere
Simply put I'm beta as fuck, embittered, and have trust issues with women

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>>35181056
>tfw will never merge with alien symbiote/be used in government testing
>tfw will never turn into a superhuman futa broodmother
>tfw will never overpower any person I want and change their genetic makeup as I chose, inducing all sorts of mutations
>tfw will never use my tail-mouth to consume people and absorb their biomass/positive traits to make myself even more powerful
>tfw will never become a near perfect being

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>you will never have a loving relationship with a cartoon horse

>>35188156
I've had a fantasy similar to that where ayy lmaos come and want genetic samples so they pick me for some reason and try to make an attractive enough sex-bot/onahole/fake wife to extract enough DNA while also doing research on love chemicals

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>tfw way too boring to have extremely complex fantasies like
>>35187982
>>35188156
>>35184108

>tfw you masturbate at least once every day but your fetishes are all very tame and normal/healthy/realistic

meh guess I should be thankful

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>>35188235
That's not really similar besides involving aliens.
>tfw you will never use your tentacles to violate every hole of a girl's body
>even the unrealistic ones like going through her ears to mess with her brain or fucking her navel
>tfw closest you'll ever get to this is 2D images and sexual daydreams.

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>>35188361
Might as well post the followup images to this

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>>35188689
And do so in a most original way!

>tfw no cute dominating scientist gf
>tfw she will never have an illegal expirement on herself and turn herself into a perfect lifeform
>tfw she will never keep you by her side just to use you
>tfw she will never have dominative sex with you and not even have feelings for you i nthe process beyond a tool for sexual pleasure
I can't even find 2d porn of this.

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>>35189087
That sounds really cute anon. If I ever illegally experiment on myself and become a perfect lifeform I'll make sure to use you for my sexual pleasure okay?

>>35189087
that fantasy makes my penis retract into itself it's so unappealing

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>>35189204
You sound like a total normie anon, why are you even on this board?

>>35189229
sry I'll leave the secret club, toodles

>>35181056
i want a little sister that i can protect and defend through any means possible
and breed with profusely i dont have a sister

>have hypnosis fetish
>tfw no submissive gf to hypnotize
>have hypnotized a girl before but not to sexual extent

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>tfw no mostergirl (pic related) to live in the woods with and eat animals and humans

>>35189314
>>35189317
>this
no little sister gf that i can protect and care for while slowly brainwashing into my little submissive dependant lover

i want to tie her hands and legs behind her and feed her food filled with cummies and give her a collar and walker her around on all fours while a vibrator is in here making her quiver uncontrollably and give her rewards for being a good girl

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I like BLACKED cuck porn. As a white dude I feel ashamed but I can't resist fapping to superior bbc filling white pussy with superior black seed.

>>35189421
Daaaaamn. Would want this so much.

>>35181056
Aside from the "loving sex with a woman" meme it is something like "assisting with the suicide of real attractive women who let me have sex with them before / during / after and they are perfectly healthy otherwise"

Unbelieveable but there is even a movie of this stuff I found a few years ago http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411323/

>woman wants to die
>finds a man on the internet to help her
>they spend a week of fucking and stuff
>guy strangles her to death
>(kinda) happy end

When I read about attractive girls killing themselves (just read about two 15 year old hotties jumping off a building because some death cult told them so) I always feel bad they died in some forgettable simple way instead of being overdosed by painkillers and hanged during a crazy sex orgy.

>have a fetish for easily and conveniently impregnating women without having to take responsibility
>apparently those women don't exist

>>35189591
How do you know? For every weird fetish you will for sure find someone who's into itm

>>35189468
Dude, thats fucked up. Even for me.

0210564801

>>35184836
you aren't alone anon
whenever i happen to go lucid out of sheer luck, i almost always immediately wake up.

>>35189170
Okay, please give me your skype just in case.

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>>35191149
>please give me your skype just in case.
I'm not sure you'd want it since I don't fit the female part of your fantasy until I become a perfect being of course

Plus I don't have skype but if you still wanted contact I could give a throwaway email or something.

>>35186581
>wake up to find this post
>listen to it and read the lyrics while eating breakfast
I can't stop laughing, thank you

I have a fantasy where i am in a festival in a foreign city and talk to this lady that seems super sweet, soft, nice, kind, strangely motherly and she offers to take me in for a night and then i find out she is crazy and locks me in captivity and trains me to be her perfect husbando and is really harsh with me when i disobey and i live in constant fear. But then i grow to love her at the same time because she's really nice and motherly most of the time and then i accept her total authority because i secretly am really indecisive and weak and don't actually want to leave.

>>35185128
what is /anita/?

>>35192382
pls link, not on gogol

>>35182517
Ayyyyy plunge it into her fatherhole like the red army plunged into the fatherland years back

>>35189421
Uuuugh i'd love to have a bf who does this to me.

>>35193172
If you live in Europe that could be possible. You want to be repeatedly hypnotized and conditioned?

>>35193426
Yes and yes. Germany here

>>35194131
Neighboring country here. Sounds good. I have hypnotized people before. Are you a grill (female)?

>>35194325
Yes im a girl(female).

>>35194563
>Yes im a girl(female).
How much do you weigh? Virgin?

>>35194563
I've made hypnosis recordings before. Interested in trying one to see how well you'd react to my voice and if you go into trance? It's in English.

>>35184108
where is this from. asking for a friend

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>>35182517
What a coincidence, I want to convert a qt tumblr, commie SJW girl to traditionalism and ethnic nationalism with a hot dicking.

>>35194619
Around 80kg but im quite tall. 1,76m so a little. Had one long term bf before. So no.

>>35194628
Yes sure. Where do you want to send it?

>>35195123
Throwaway email ok for you? If you're interested, you can write to it. I'll reply with a recording. Just a basic one, it won't have any funny stuff, just an induction into trance. If you react well to it we can look at further things.

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>>35181056

This may be of interest to you

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I want a motherly gf or at least a biological woman who will treat me similarly. We don't have to be in a relationship, I just want to be cared for like that and given jerkies or she coaxes me into jerkies

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being dominated by a vitalistic shota chad

>>35184108
Holy fuck thanks for that shit, new fetish tyvm.

>>35195173
Sounds good. Whats your throwaway?

>tfw I'm a bear mode guy who just wants to be dominated by a slim guy several inches shorter than me

>>35195727
You can use [email protected]
com. I'm the guy from a neighoring country. I'll send you a basic hypnosis induction clip. Hope you'll react well to it!

>>35181270
>>35186738
is this the girl that used to masturbate at the cemetery?

>>35188235
im pretty into the fetish of fucking an alien or robot that's transformed into a woman. i think it probably has something to do with a non-sexual being becoming a sexual being because i also have a bit of a transformation fetish

i.e
>lee from critters 2
>serleena from MIB2
>several doujins: "Nemoto to no Souguu", "Adapting Girlfriend", "Dai 4-shu Sekkin Souguu", "Saraware", "SEXUAL ALIEN! Benjo no Megami ha Uchuujin!"
>some weird almost porn film "vampire vixens from venus"

>tfw you will never be seduced by an alien in the form of a beautiful woman

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>ywn be kissed by a cute daemon grill and inflated
>ywn be teased by her and made to feel like your life hangs in the balance as she blows you up bigger with her fell magicks
>ywn become endlessly taut and experience a sensation no other human can
>ywn have her blow you up until you pop loudly and then giggle at how pathetically adorable you were
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE?!

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>>35181270
I miss talking to you and hope you are doing well

>>35184928
holy fuck shit ps1 hagrid im your biggest fan

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mpreg

>tfw will never be impregnated by a powerful incubus with the qt antichrist to raise by my lonesome

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musclegirls

not normal "tee hee I can bench 1plate" musclegirls, "stronger than any man in existence" musclegirls who like to dominate weak and stupid men

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>tfw you will never be a giant ape who rips off a girl's dress like it's nothin

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>>35197096
it's especially hot when they're topless but with pants on like it's no big deal

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>tfw you will never have a nanosuit
>tfw you will never be permanently sealed inside the huge, bulky, fully-encasing suit
>tfw you will never feel the suit merge with your body until it takes you over and you become one
>tfw you will never completely lose yourself, every part of your body transformed

Why even live

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>tfw you will never witness a girl accidentally lose her bikini on a waterslide

>>35195955
The very same.

>>35196385
Thank you, and I'm sorry if I disappeared on you. I'm bad with people.

>tfw lesbianon
>tfw will never find a girl-attracted girl who shares in my kinks and isn't a raging SJW or gross hamplanet

>>35197817
>my kinks
what are they?

>>35196244
where the fuck does this come from
as a kid i had horrible nightmares where my whole body felt giant and inflated (not a good description). this sometines even went into being awake until i calmed down

>>35195270
>pantylines
>that little peek of her panties poking out

Who else here /extremepantyfetish/

>>35197993
Dude, I hate to break it to you, but inflation is a fairly common fetish in the darker regions of the internet.
I don't understand it either, but I want to be permanently rendered immobile and lose all access to all my senses, so I'm not one to judge.

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>tfw biggest fetish is anything genderswap, genderbender, tg, tsf, rule 63, etc,
>tfw also like it for non-sexual reasons
>tfw you will never become a cute girl
life is the worst

>tfw closest actually possible thing is crossdressing
>tfw 99% of guys look like shit when crossdressing including myself

>>35198358
Nigga do you even HRT

>>35197368
Is that why you prefer dead people? Because they don't talk back?

>>35198915
that shit can't fix genetic ugliness
nothing can

>>35199246
It's a huge reason but not the only one.

>>35181362
fuck your mom then
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>You will never fuck a girl as she's expanding into a gigantic plump blueberry with massive beach ball tits and fat juicy pussy.

Why even get out of bed

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>ywn have a nice boy treat you like a princess and get you out of your tomboy shell and embrace femininity and sexually bully you

>>35200720
You need to be a girl (female) for that.

>>35200813
I am a girl. Idk what you mean by the (female) part

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>>35198358
I know exactly this feel

I've had it for as long as I can remember and I know at the start of my puberty I was awkward in my own head about who to self insert as in porn or sex situations, but then I just sort of figured that I should be self inserting as the girl because I should be focused on her pleasure right? It wasn't until years later and I started thinking about it that I realized that's probably not normal for everyone.
>that feel when actually 5'5
>20 years old but its rapidly becoming too late
>only weigh 105 lbs
>once in wow I met a girl that I became friends with on skype and she acted like she was into me
>send her a pic of my face after she sent me breasts with timestamp
>immediately suggests I try crossdressing
>never mentioned to her that i'd like to be a girl
>week or so later she just was acting nuts and shit
>had been pretty normal up to this point for months in the guild
>just upped and started cursing people and quit the guild and blocked me and a bunch of others

It really hurt at the time because I had never really had any attention like that but it did make me feel good to know she thought I could pass then.

I don't think there are even any girls that are into making a boy into a girl, that's just all fetish material stuff right?

I mean what is there for a girl to get out of it...wouldn't they just date a girl if they were into girls?

My favorite fetish would be basically a genderswap and living my life as a girl, idk if I would be into guys but I would probably stick with girls.

Or alternatively having a loving gf that would help me with HRT and be really into supporting me. I'd basically be happy for the rest of my life and would be down to at the very least experiment with any kind of lewd sex things.

I honestly don't know what to do with these feelings though and I live in a really religious family and a really religious community in the US so I absolutely know if I did want to act on it then i'd need to leave.

>>35200720
I am a boy (male) and this is my kind of thing too, as long as you don't go overboard on the cutesy stuff that's more childlike than ladylike

>>35200951
but it's not only a possible fetish for me, I've actually done it with a girl (female), soooo I'll see myself out

>>35200853
You were born with a vagina? Then you're a girl (female). So why haven't you found that nice boy yet? It should be easy. Unless you're fat.

>>35201047
It's to embarassing to talk about.

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>>35200906
I think though theres the chance that the girl was just fucking with me.

I haven't had a lot of experience with girls but I do know that they do stupid things like that to test guys, for whatever reason.

Or maybe she was actually into that sort of thing and would have been someone that I could have opened up to. She was a pretty weird person.

Life is so difficult not knowing if you can actually tell someone the truth about these really private thoughts and risk being shunned or risk not being into them and you accidentally shunning them unintentionally.

Then again I do remember thinking that she was going awfully fast and we had barely started talking when she was wanting to exchange pictures and talk about these sorts of things. So maybe I was just really uneasy about trusting someone I had just met.

Is it weird to want to take things slow and want to know the other person? It seems that life now is so focused around just getting sex that you remove the attachments and feelings associated with it.

Is it just really lame to want to actually care about the person you might want to fuck?

Anyway sorry about this rant its extremely offtopic.

>>35201078
*too, whoops

>>35201078
You're on an anonymous Vietnamese woodcarving forum. If there's any place you can talk about private embarrassing details, it's here. Are you secretly hoping that you will find a bf right here?

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>>35201078
Boys are dense, sorry.

You could always try writing a letter to whoever you are with and want to do these things with and giving it to them. Of course telling them that its completely serious before you give it to him.

>>35201162
Maybe. Writing is easier than talking for me

>>35201145
I meant irl.

>>35201181
Irl you can use Tinder or daring sites. Or find fellow deviants on /soc/ . Or fetlife.

>>35201162
??? boys is smarter than womens are

get out of my robot club

>>35181056
>Tfw you will never grab a hot girl ass in public forcing her to panic
>Tfw she will never like it
>Tfw you will never rape her till she likes it.

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>>35201295
Intellectually sure, but in navigating social situations and picking up on social queues, women tend to be far ahead of boys.

Of course this is like their entire role in society usually and being able to give these signals to their potential mate without seeming too slutty or too forthcoming is a difficult skill that girls used to be punished a lot more for, nowadays its not as bad, but its still better if they do it subtly. Also it benefits them if they can figure out the social signals that other girls are giving to other girls and then either messing with them or using them to somehow benefit her.

It used to be a lot more complex and convoluted when there weren't any texts or emails. Girls still don't like using those though because there is also just something nice about regular talking and playing footsie under the tables or messing with their hair. On one hand if a guy doesn't get the message once you're doing all that then they might just be too dumb, and later if you ever want to deny you ever had anything to do with the guy, all there is as evidence is words against words, which is a lot less than texts and emails which are solid proof.

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>tfw i'll never have high school delinquants bully me with their stinky feet and openly make fun of me and make me to buy them lunch.

>>35201876
In actuality, men and women have the same average IQ, it's just that men have much wider variation at both ends. There are way more male retards and male geniuses than female.

>tfw will never be brutally raped and mutilated by demons

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>>35202553
What im talking about is that there are still certain things that men are taught how to do to prepare them for their role in society, and women have a different role and they are taught differently.

At least they used to be treated differently in this basic regard. Not talking about school but with family and family friends and neighbors.

Men were supposed to learn how to work with other men and how to seek out other men who are nearby that professionals in things that you might not be familiar with, and how other men might come to you for help with things you do know, and how to be respectful to them and to strangers but at the same time not be weak.

Women on the other hand would gossip and would share advice about things like men but generally women have an almost instinctual animosity towards other women that aren't close relatives or very close friends, seeing them as competitors almost.

Women would as such teach their daughters how to gossip basically and what social tells other women would give others to say they want to talk or they were dating somebody or they had just had sex.

Men typically dont gossip or go behind backs like women do when they are talking about these sorts of things, they dont do all that cloak and dagger bullshit. Men are typically very upfront and honest about what they are doing. Its seen among lots of people to be a very bad thing if you are a man that is dishonest or isnt true to his word. Men have for a long time been looked to for honesty, women gossip and tell stories and plot, not always for their own gain, sometimes its for their family or group, but they ultimately do plot.

A man that secretly plots and lies and is dishonest is seen in society as something truly awful. You don't hear as much fuss about a woman being dishonest because they change, they lie to each other and trick and maneuver to gain something.

This has changed a lot though I admit.

>>35197096
You wont believe me but a few years ago a BUILT 5'11" chick grabbed me by the neck and threw me around until I stopped struggling before mounting me...

My impossible fetish is to become a cute shota again and be violated in many ways by a female sexual predator.

Gf I live with now is pretty fucking dom. Does a lot of things to me in my sleep. She's yan af. Once had an episode where she kept hitting me and it left some bruising, obsessively pissed about my sexual history.

Yes strapon and prostate play
Met online
Chance in a fucking million.

If you want this kinda thing, look for ftm trans preop and the occasional butch lesbian. Helps if you moan like a girl.

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>tfw a futanari will never suffer a catastrophic but very specific injury which results in her losing her pride and joy (obviously, her cock and balls) and be forced to live like a normal female and then you come into her life and dominate and even mock her for her disability

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>>35203563
but its something that my grandma talked to me a lot about, her and her sisters lost a lot of what was originally a very big inheritance to be split between them and what was an extended relative of mine. The extended relative basically worked with his side of the family, and because for whatever reason their father trusted him, and then because his families women were very good liars and some worked at the local courthouse, paperwork my grandma and her sisters had filed was somehow misplaced or lost.

When it came down to it. They lost a very large farm and all the land that came with it, the only thing split up evenly was what little money was made by selling off the livestock. Ultimately they thought about taking what money they did have and suing but instead they left.

So I guess there are some men that are dishonest but my grandma told me it was only after he met that girl he became like that.

Anyway like I said, this may be more of a history lesson on how the sexes used to be viewed. Nowadays everything is a little more grey.

>>35203563
If you have sources for your assertions i'd like to see them?

>>35181056
i just want some random anime bird girl to lay an egg on my face

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>>35195189
I have seen this and it got me hard
I need a video like this.
Anyone help?

>>35189565
>two 15 year old hotties
>15 year old
>hotties

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>tfw you'll never be a sissy fuck-toy for a big, strong furry male
>tfw you'll never kiss and worship his sexy paws as a sign of acknowledgment of your place as his little bitch
>tfw you'll never lovingly make out with his ass for hours
>tfw you'll never have your boipussy savagely pounded until you whimper in ecstasy like a girl having her first orgasm
>tfw you'll never be throatfucked into a sloppy mess then have your face and mouth blasted with piss

This shit is worse than cuckoldry and BLACKED desu senpai

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>>35205307
Facefucking is so underwhelming irl, both times I tried it the girls puked on my dick (I took it slow and eased into it but it still happened, they thought they could handle it too). The way the throat clamps down on your penis isn't especially pleasant either.

>>35204557
this is probably the fastest I've ever acquired a fetish

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>>35205398
It's fucking hot in porn tho

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>tfw have fantasies that are almost possible in real life
>almost
>except for one little thing
>your desired partner is fictional

Pic related, it's a possible fantasy

>>35181056
just look up BBC cuck porn and you will probably have a good time anon

>>35181056
>>35205307
>tfw you are exclusively sexually attracted to furries no matter how much you've tried getting off to normal porn
>boner killed the instant i see a human face
wtf is wrong with me

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>>35205398
First time I got the opportunity to throat fuck I felt the same. She kept bashing her throat down on my dick and it was actually painful. The trick is to separate "face fucking" and "throat fucking".
If you are gonna fuck her throat, don't pull out past her tonsils before slamming back in. If you are gonna fuck her face, stop at the tonsils and pull back.

Pic tangentially related

>>35205398
>>35205918
>tfw this is my dream, literal dream because I have a small penis and it won't happen
shieeeeeeeEEET

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>ywn teach a qt industrial robot girl what these feelings she thinks are code errors are
>ywn tell her she is perfect as she is when she gets jealous of high tech gynoids
Why live?

>>35205521
I totally agree, still enjoy it in porn even after the fact.

>>35205918
That actually seems like sound advice, will have to keep it in mind if I ever get the opportunity again.

>>35205977
I'm 5.5 inches long, and while I wouldn't say overall I'd prefer to have a 4 incher, it could very well be beneficial for face fucking as the shorter length would allow you to fuck someone's face with more reckless abandon since you won't be hitting their gag reflex as much.

>>35182493

Why is a high school diploma so big? Mine was not even 8 1/2 x 11 paper. I don't even know where it is anymore because high school doesn't matter.

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>>35205977
I'm not gonna tell you having a big dick isn't awesome, it opens a lot of doors and spreads a lot of legs by itself, but the idiocy of women is immortal.
Very few women have any idea what size is good for them. Mostly because porn teaches them bigger is better and the don't find it enriching to brag to their friends about getting off to a smaller dick.
I have been in a ton of disappointing situations. Once this girl was struggling. I told her to put in as much as felt comfortable and we would go from there. 20 minutes of painfully slow sex later she has an orgasm and rolls off. I try to disguise my irritation as she can only handle the tip without pain.
I almost wish I had an inch or two less. At least you can go balls deep in her face or vag.

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>tfw you will never fuck a nipple

JUST

>>35192382

Board on the other chan dedicated to this exact fetish. Men who want to have their privilege forcefully checked by feminists and powerful women.

I used to fap to the fantasy of being Anita's bitch. Now she's fat and knowing she's fat now kind of ruins it. Makes the fantasy less fun.

>tfw 6'5 and have a giantess fetish
RREEEEEEEEEE

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I fantasize all the time about being in a full body cast, completely immobile and sealed in from head to toe. Not impossible, just kinda weird.

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>Find a young twink boy (not a kid but not past puberty)
>He pledges loyalty to me and will now be my personal property
>Now, the training starts
>From this day on, he is forbidden from touching his dick for anything but washing it
>Masturbation only anally and if he wants he can only watch guys and big cocks
>Only read female maganizes, listen, watch and read only female-oriented media
>Shaving everything below nose, plus getting treatment to remove bodyhair and beard/moustache entirely
>Daily hormonal doses
>Controlled diet and training routine to create the perfect female body
>After a few months, the results starts showing and now we bring him to intelectual development
>Increased intensity on the trainning, plus he will receive lessons in etiquette, history, economy, phylosophy, geography, english, japanese, spanish, portuguese, french and latim
>Good readings, good movies, good songs, good art, to create a good person
>Months after, she is now a perfect female in the physical and intelectual level, now we must add the third level of training, while finishing the other two
>She will now learn basic house work, learn massage tecniques, basic nursery, cooking, instructed on better tecniques of sexual intercourse, and will have her manners and basic instructions learned
>By the end, I would have my perfect maid, who is well read, smart, beautiful, can take care of my home and can please me personally
>Of course, she would be loyal to me and to me only, being a confident and a helping hand when needed, more than any wife could ever be
>On her debut, I would give her a surprise gift, a tailored maid vest for her to work, and a collar with her name

>>35191112
Idk if you're still here but if you go lucid and feel yourself waking up, touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. It centers your body and consciousness and keeps you dreaming.

>>35206186
>I almost wish I had an inch or two less. At least you can go balls deep in her face or vag.
Here is the thing, anon, you ALMOST wish you had less. No small/medium dick guy almost wishes he had more, all of them do. We would take the option to grow it a few more inches withou second thought.

>>35206308
Like a cocoon anon?

>>35206398
Yeah, exactly. Or, more accurately, a mummy. It would cover every inch of my body, leaving me completely immobile and without sight or hearing.

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>>35206488
I'm sorry but all I could think about was this image while reading your post

>>35206568
Fear not, I have no interest in turning into deli products and I definitely would not fuck an animal.

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>>35206334
I wish I could be that young twink boy ;_;

How do you feel about chastity and stuff? I don't really think of it as a fetish thing but what do you think?

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>>35198358
i have this gay faggot fetish and have had it since at least middle school. i get jealous of my gf every time we have sex, and can't get as in to it. shit is really fucking gay. people can't even use the "failed man" rationale on me since i've had lots of gfs and sex. i just almost always wanted to be them like a fucked up freak.
i did drugs last night and had a dream where i was a chick that was pretty lucid, it was nice. i still cant tell if i actually want it or it is just a fetish. either way it is a total impossibility and joke.

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>>35206940
Im sorry anon. Ive had the same feelings ever since I was like 5 or 6. I think I remember when the thought entered my mind, I was just playing in the living room and there was some news report on tv about a woman kidnapping some boy and dressing him up and forcing him to wear girls clothes and calling him a girls name.

Eventually she was caught and idk what happened after but I remember thinking then that i'd like to try girls clothes and I think not too long afterwards I mentioned it to my mom and she just laughed it off and said I was a boy and didnt need to wear those.

I vaguely remember that last part but my mom mentioned it to me later when I was 7 or 8 and dressed up as a girl for Halloween.

Ive always self inserted as the girl when looking at porn and its much more difficult to imagine being in the guys position and getting pleasure from it.

I've had the opportunity to have a gf but maybe it was a combination of shyness and confusion and not knowing what to even do with a girlfriend.

So I dont really know if its just a failed man thing or if its something else. I know that ive had the memories though of being a little kid and thinking of wearing a dress and stockings and the whole typical little lolita outfit for as long as I can remember.

Its a weird thing but I keep myself shaved everywhere and I bought a chastity cage that I sometimes wear. Its not even really sexual but not having use of it and being able to pretend its not there makes me feel happy.

I know this probably won't connect with you but i'd like to know if it does or if it just sounds like a bunch of junk that you can't relate to at all.

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>>35207216
when i was a kid i was mostly friends with girls. i used to lie down and try to mentally space out so much i could make myself hallucinate being a girl and i had lots of dreams where i'd be one and i've "jokingly" crossdressed in public a few times. i self insert as girls a lot in porn too. i've also considered hrt at various points but it is just damn jenky. it isnt too overwhelming anymore, probably half due to being so busy and half my brain being drug addled leading to a fucked libido but i still mostly masturbate to tg porn and self insert and shit.

All I want is an innocent girl to hold in my arms as we fall asleep. I don't care about sex.

>>35207216
I've got that feel too. I feel like I have this deep need to be a girl that is always present for my entire life, sex is just a small part of it.

I fucking hate myself. Why did I have to turn out this way?

>>35190795
Whats that number?

>>35205581
That makes me feel so fucking claustrophobic. How could anyone stay like that? What's the appeal of it to you anon?

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>>35207406
I don't really know. It helps me at least a little to know im not the only one as strange as that sounds. It helps to know at the very least im not some complete aberration. Maybe one day we can transfer our minds to female robot bodies and just go on like that.

>>35207349
I never did the space out thing but I would play runescape as a girl, it was more annoying than anything because people wanted to talk to a girl and interact with one. Later on I played wow as a female character and there was a lot of time in my teenage years that I would just imagine a life living as her and being able to self insert at this character in a different world kinda helped me compartmentalize all of my desire to be a girl. Although I daydreamed a lot, and would think about being her when I went to bed at night.

I think it helped contribute to my addiction to that terrible game and then years later it stopped being fun.

I played a lot of games self inserting like this though and it has only ever been a temporary fix.

I don't really know what I want from HRT if I was even to do it. I once had a girl tell me I would make a good trap. Although that might have been a lie. Its definitely the sort of thing when you start it you change your whole life and hope it turns out okay, its awful though because I can only imagine how everyone reacts and the best way would have to be to just move to a new city, where no one knows you and you can be this girl no one has ever heard of. Rather than some HRT freak that everyone will act okay with but secretly talk about when you're not there.

If you dont mind me asking what are you taking drugs for anon? If they are messing with you that much its not good for you at all.

And if you dont mind me asking what does your gf think? I know one of the most impossible parts of this for me is having a gf that would love me regardless and would support me.

>>35207774
so you're still attracted to girls even though you want to be a girl? do you not think about inserting your penis when you fantasize about having sex with girls? I honestly want to understand how MtF lesbians think/thought of sex with women before and after transition.

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>>35207774
I don't really know why either but ive grinded into a pillow even before puberty, I guess its just some sort of sexual stimulation even before you know what it is.

I usually get a towel and lay it over a pillow or two now, and then I lay on top and grind into it.

I actually prefer this way to just rubbing it, I have never liked gripping it like its done in porn,It just doesn't do anything for me, usually I just rub one side with my hand or my fingers and while not enough to orgasm on its own I can with prostate stuff.

I think I do prefer using a pillow to get off because its what i'm most comfortable with.

I don't really know if you anons have ever done anything similar but there's only so many things I can do to help my dysphoria.

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>>35208374
I never had many friends growing up and I think if it were more balanced or even I had just only had male friends, I might have been more inclined to liking boys. The only friends I ever had though were girls. I never mentioned this thing to them but I was really envious of them getting to wear just any kind of girls clothes, just about any girl clothing is better than boys, theres so many styles and designs and the options are endless. Theres like a couple handfuls of good looking boy outfits but the amount of combinations for girls is just endless. That's not even taking into account accessories and shoes or jewelry.

I don't really know honestly because when puberty hit me, I tried initially self inserting as the guy and it did nothing for me, back when I could masturbate just from imagination alone. Then I tried it from the girls perspective and it didnt take long before I was panting and had just finished into a towel.

I remember specifically thinking about it and wondering if it was more like me and her sharing the same body and feeling good while my body was just....fucking. I then thought maybe of us just switching bodies or something and I think I worked with that for a long time, in the idea that well boys want girls so they go into the girls body and experience her orgasms

and girls go into the guys body and experience his orgasms cause they like his body

Then a few years later I kinda discovered strap-ons and I watched lesbian porn a lot. So I sort of hoped that I would find a girl one day that would let me be her lesbian gf or something.

I don't normally fantasize specifically about the strap-on and stuff, I typically think more about our bodies being close and rubbing our hands over each others nipples and sensitive parts.

If I could i'd like to just give a lot of oral and maybe use the strap-on some on her if I had a gf.

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>>35181056
I have a clank fetish. I'm going to be building or buying a robowaifu soon so it's not really impossible just difficult and expensive

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>>35185469
Goddammit I know that feel

preferably Saika Totsuka and Nagisa Shiota but any two attractive traps will do

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>>35182517
hi /leftypol/ you're a long ways from home

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>>35208374
>>35208712
Also I really highly prefer to watch porn that has no guys in it. Ive found that i'm okay with traps and boys that look girly, but big bara guys is a huge no-no and kills my sex drive.

Also I do try to look for strap-on porn and its pretty difficult when youve exhausted a ton of it already, but its especially difficult for me because I dont like guys being in it. So theres a lot which you find and open and theres some very obvious guy in a bondage device getting ready to get pegged. It turns me off so fast and I almost feel sick seeing it.

I don't know why either, maybe its my subconscious trying to project into a guys body and it makes me sick.

Also if theres a scene with a trap or a boy that looks girly enough and hes being fucked from behind, if the girl gives a reach around, it makes me want to stop watching the video right there.

For awhile now too ive been liking futa stuff too, I usually just insert as the girl in them and even though its a futa and she has a penis, it looks like a girl so it doesn't bother me at all, I sort of think of the futa's cock as a strap-on sort of I think.

I don't really think a whole lot about it to be honest, I just know what stuff I really dislike and what stuff I like. Sorry if this isn't as complete as you were hoping.

>>35208712
Wow that's actually pretty fascinating, I appreciate how you detailed how your fantasies developed during your early pubescent years. Thanks for writing it up. I wish I knew what to advise for you. I hope you can figure it out and get a gf you can match with someday.

>>35185469
Any more pictures?
Origanal posting

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>>35208881
I really hope I can too but its such a ridiculously narrow criteria.

I'm young I guess, i'm 20 so I have that going for me. I'm 5'5 and around 105 pounds, most ive ever weighed was 115. So immediately there are so many girls that rule me out from these things alone. A lot of girls DEFINITELY do not want a guy that is so much smaller than them. Which I guess I can count myself lucky i'm not 6 foot and wanting to transition so I am thankful that I have a few things going my way.

But i'm basically going to have to look for a girl that already is looking for a girlfriend and tell her I want to transition and hope she is open minded enough. I think that you are definitely on the right track with penis in girl, lol, because girls that are looking for boyfriends are looking for penis's usually. They want someone to fuck them and they really don't want anything to do with you if you don't like using yours.

Its a really tough situation, but there are always those stories about people finding love in the most difficult circumstances so I keep having hope.

I have also tried to think of what kind of girl would want someone like me, generally I keep coming up with a girl that wants a gf, which is kinda accurate I guess but I know I need a lot more work to be a gf so I don't feel like thats right.

Its all so very confusing though and maybe ill make a profile somewhere, who knows someone might read it and think i'm absolutely perfect.

I'm happy that you read it anon, in a way it makes me feel good to share this, even if its just with random anons. I know its not the same as having the acceptance of a community, hell, youre only one person, but its still something.

>thread about fetishes
>hijacked by traps

There is literally nothing that trapposters don't ruin.

>>35208859
Don't worry, that was way more detail than I expected. I feel like I understand a lot better now the whole dilemma of finding love as a pre-transition (or maybe never-transition? idk what you will decide in the end) MtF.

>>35209329
You are definitely still young, and wow 5'5 and 105 lbs is really fortunate if you did want to try transitioning. That dating profile idea is worth considering if you want to try your luck now. Actually, forgive me if I'm wrong, but it seems to me like you'll never be sexually happy or compatible with the people you want to be compatible with if you don't go under the knife eventually? I don't know. The anon who read your story is a 25 year old 5'7" 140 lb straight cis male (non-virgin) so I might be awfully ignorant or unintentionally unsympathetic in this arena. It's hard, but I can imagine the frustration and despair you must feel when you finish cumming and have to clean up the semen from the penis you were fantasizing about not having... Nevermind all the other constant reminders... I'm sorry anon. :c Again, I wish you the best.

>>35209530
They didn't ruin it, I personally was quite bored of having this tab open all day until now.

>>35209329
Oh by the way, it's funny you mentioned the Runescape/WoW stuff because I am currently super addicted to Runescape and have played like 14 hours a day for the last 8 months.

Ever since I was 14 I've been flipping back and forth between Runescape and WoW almost exclusively (no other video games). Probably about 900 combined days in RS, 500 in WoW. I only played a few female characters in WoW, but I did download addons that made night elves/blood elves naked and did their /dance and fapped to that many times.

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>>35209620
Problem is that transitioning involves surgery for one and it also isn't all that great. I have talked to quite a few trans that haven't and some that have done the surgery.

I think if the hormones themselves help me that it may be all that I need and while I really dislike having a penis, I don't believe what i'd get from the surgery would be what I would want.

Some trans told me that after being on hormones anyway they felt a lot better and their penis didn't bother them at all. Others said it still did.

All of the ones that I talked to that did the surgery said they hated their penis and anything was better than having one.

I really do hate having it, I do everything I can to pretend it doesn't exist, but I think also that if I looked like a girl except for that one thing, I would be a lot happier than I am. Also there's the fact you have to take specific medication forever if you do the surgery on top of the hormones and that is also something I don't like the idea of.

Also I know you mean the best its okay, I don't think you unsympathetic i'm glad you took the time to try to understand.

Also those who are on hormones but didn't do the surgery, their nipples are sensitive and while its harder to orgasm from their penis, some said that their butt was more sensitive. Also their orgasms were all like their prostate orgasms even the ones that said they managed to just from breast/nipple play. Idk if you know about that sort of thing its different for everyone but my whole body shakes and tenses up and relaxes. Its just really amazing and way better than just stroking or grinding a pillow to finish.

It takes a ton of work though and you are just really exhausted afterwards.

Also I mentioned earlier the chastity, it doesn't make it harder to prostate orgasm while i'm in it so I sometimes just ride my dildo and orgasm while still in chastity. Its a weird feeling and it hurts some but I don't really feel like I have a penis when I do it.

>>35209883
So many interesting variables in play here, haha. I see @ the possibility of being content after hormones without any surgery. I guess you'll have to find out whether that's you or not. It's interesting how different our masturbatory practices are (I'm boring af and only ever just jerk it). My ex did eat my ass and finger me (one finger only), though. I found it pleasant but not extremely erogenous, sometimes would have to ask her to stop fingering because I felt like I needed to urgently shit myself (really weird sensation lol). I enjoyed eating her ass too. She wanted to explore making me have a prostate orgasm more but RIP we broke up and now I'd have to do it myself if I ever want to.

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>>35209883
So I can kinda just take a shower afterwards or take off the cage and wash off and go back into chastity. It really depends on how much dysphoria i'm having though a lot of days.

Some days i'm perfectly okay and i'll wear boy clothes even and when I use the bathroom I might feel a little upset, so I might put on some panties and stockings or thigh highs or tabi or really any kind of girls clothes because guys have SOCKS and girls get to have literally all the fun stuff. Then sometimes i'll just feel really bad about having it and so i'll put myself into chastity, I don't feel it against my body and its locked up, giving it a weird sensation so in a way I can kinda pretend it doesn't exist.

I have a mirror I only ever use when i'm in panties or chastity, I never used to use it but I actually do like my reflection when I see myself in panties or chastity or both.

I'm not so crazy that I think i'm a girl but I know its extremely feminine and something about that makes me really happy.

Also there used to be worse days back when I was living at home with my parents, before I moved out and bought my own waxing equipment. I would shave my whole body over and over trying to get every single hair. It was awful, but I felt terrible like I wasn't doing everything I should if I didn't keep trying.

Sometimes I would spend hours just shaving my body over and over. A lot of times I guess I would just get tired and quit, other times I would get down and use tweezers too.

I know something is just mentally fucked up with me especially about the hair, but if I wax even if I have a few ones I don't get it doesn't seem to bother me as badly and I can pull them easily.

All I want is a girl with a nice hairy pussy. Why is this too much to ask ;_; Every girl these days shaves.

>>35209620
Fuck you. It's trap apologists like you that are ruining /r9k/. This thread is now kill because it's been spammed with sissy trap pictures.

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>>35210072
Yeah doing any kind of buttplay, you should do an enema before hand. I originally was just doing the same but every week or so now i've actually been trying a coffee enema. It makes me feel really good and originally it was really weird compared to a normal one but it does something to cleanse your body and it feels good afterwards.

Other than that though i'd say every few days I just give myself a regular enema.

Then you really shouldn't have that feeling you are experiencing, prostate orgasms are weird however and if you are doing it right it will feel like you have to pee. If you take too long you should go pee because eventually you will force yourself to and its messy.

But ideally just relax and use a lot of lube, and do an enema or two before you start doing anything and you'll be more than prepared.

>>35210224
Could you kindly kill yourself now please? You're treating this thread as your personal blog. Every trap is a mentally ill obnoxious cunt and you're no exception. Stay on your containment board, you are not welcome here.

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>>35210224
Like I have to pee? Strange, noted for future reference.

>>35210153
>>35210270
Meh. You care way too much. How about a mommy gf pic. We're all mentally ill here. And honestly even on an anonymous board telling people to commit suicide just makes you a gigantic knob.

I want to live on a house with two futas. One will be shy with an amazon body and the other will be a dominant loli with massive tits. every night we fall asleep covered in cum.

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>>35210368
I think I could get behind having a mommy gf if she was pretty submissive sometimes too

>>35210368
Not even capable of showing the slightest empathy. Truly traps are the most selfish things that exist.

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>>35181056
> you will never have a huge horsecock
> you will never impale chicks on it, Sparrow-style
> you will never fuck them to death
> you will never feel their entire body spasm on your cock as they choke to death while being overwhelmed by a final orgasm
> You will never get to fuck/recieve a pawjob from a cute, ultra-submissive furry digitigrade anthro girl (possibly with a dick)

>>35210140
>tfw no gf with unkempt jungle pubes

>>35202999
If you are a grill, I can dress up as a demon. Close enough?

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>tfw no girl will ever beat me up while fucking me

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>>35207774
i take opioids so i dont withdraw. i do psychadellics because they are win. i do stims to get work done.
i've had girls tell me they were jealous of x body part before.
having a gf is kinda cool, she is nice and talks to me a lot. she'd probably think i was weird if she knee the depth of mental illness and probably leave me though.

I want to fuck another girl in front of a broken fembot and tell her how much better she is in bed.