/britfeel/

first for shipman>eliot

>>35179522

It's been a while since we had a good 4chan murder.

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>>35179539
I'm never getting my childhood back, it seems like British society really encourages headslamming yourself into debt and wageslavery faster than many others.

Why was I expected to have it all figured out when I was 16? Fugg

>>35179539

Why would I invest in an index fund that follows the FTSE as a whole, when I can just invest in funeral directors in Hyde and retire at 28?

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AA MOODERN DAAY WARRIOR, MEAN MEAN STRIDE, TOOODAYYS TOM SAWYEEEE, MEAN MEAN PRIIIIIIIDE

>>35179572
>I'm never getting my childhood back
Visit Nanny from the op image.

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>Fultoned Freddos
>diamond lads
Nice. Needs an MGR thing, though.

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>>35179565

The last time we had one, BBC News reported on how /r9k/ hates 'Chads Stacys and Normies'

>>35179572
>I'm never getting my childhood back
kills me every time I think about it

I genuinely think I eat shit paki shop snacks more since visiting these threads.

>>35179539
Can you imagine having to explain the OP image to a normie? They'd have us all sectioned.

>>35179603

They must have been pissing themselves writing that

Glad to see kettle chips are getting some appreciation in the OP Image. I've been dreaming about them for ages

>>35179607
My kebab intake has gone through the roof

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Posting waifu and requesting you gents do the same.

Falling back into the pattern of getting up past midday. Not daijobu. Got to walk the dog and shit so I sort of have to be up reasonably early.

Cooked myself a lamb steak and a steak steak. I'm always testy when I make steak, because I'm afraid I'll cock it up. I didn't, this time, and it was pretty good.

What did you lads have for dindins over the weekend?

Speaking of which, what happened to the lad who was going to hang himself in a meadow if he was going to be sectioned?

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>>35179085
>Parents generation were told of how evil South Africa/Rhodesia etc were
>All gained darkie control by the late 80's
>Newly found "independence" and 30 years of aid
>Only change is there are millions more impoverished brown people than 30 years before

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>>35179639
Cheddar and red onion waifu is best

>>35179638

I shouldn't be buying a 4 pack of Crunchies every few days.

>>35179661
Questionable taste in crisps there lad. We all know Pringles are the best crisps.

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>>35179639
I had some rubbish pasta. I miss my mum's cooking.

>>35179565
not him but im starting to get fed up of britfeel desu. the conversations here are great, and the memes are funny but im getting tired of the edgy spergy posts, and robots telling normies to fuck off.

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>>35179673
>We all know Pringles are the best crisps.
That's just pure idiocy

>>35179539
This is brilliant, truly.

Good work Lad!

>>35179673
>Pringles are the best crisps.
Who in their right mind treats pringles like a bag of crisps?

>>35179689
>>>>>>>>>>> reddit. Le com

>>35179689

All you can do is try to even it out by sparking conversations about bennies and paki shops

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>>35179639
I had some pasta tonight. Later I had some cheese and crackers.
Forza gave me autism.

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>about to start a film
>realize its 4 hours long

good lord, think i'll give this one a pass for now

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>>35179639
posting before some other bugger does
cheese and onion pastie on saturday, sunday had ckicken katso curry
off to bed now me thinks. i'm knackered

>>35179678
S'not hard to cook pasta lad. Just cook the pasta then throw a can of beans and some cheese in, and bingo bango bongo, you've got yourself a decent meal for like, a quid.

>>35179690
Pringles are top tier crisps lad. Green pringles are the best.
>>35179705
>in their right mind
You answered your own question

>>35179632
The pepper flavour is THE ONE

>>35179710
oh come on. reddt it shit, and its not properly anonymous.

the attitude of robots is intoxicating. none of you understand society, yet you call people normies? you dont know what normal is. what you identify as normal is someone who goes outside. its retarded.

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>Drop out of Uni
>No job
>Life collapsing around me
>58 hours in Huniepop

FLOCK real shit NIGGA ain't no PAKI ain't no POLE real brit hours shit right HERE boy this my land

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>>35179639
Wasn't sure what to make for dinner, ended up getting a pizza express pizza.

it was crap, should have cooked properly instead

>>35179758
I cooked it properly. It was just no where near the quality that my mum makes. And pringles are shite crisps.

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>>35179639
Here's the husbando if that will do you
I had takoyaki, sushi, a burger and an Ben and Jerry's Core Sundae today. None of it truly satisfied.

>>35179771
>intoxicating
That robot attitude really do it for you?

any update on that scotland anon potentially killing himself?

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>>35179780
>Huniepop
Careful lad

>>35179771

stop being a negative nancy anon

>>35179689
Why would you be tired of robots telling normies to fuck off if they're crying over edgy posts? Explain please, I'm interested.

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>>35179796
Wish I had a drinking buddy like him

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>>35179790
Goddamn it I just like Pringles. They're really good.

>>35179771
>>35179771
And this place is properly anonymous? We're in 1984 bro. Find a different digital safe space if you find r9k so toxic. It's been toxic to normies for a long time.

Actually cannot remember the last thing I finished.

I've dropped books, games, online courses. I almost stopped writing this post.

>>35179805
>Tfw thanks to Mummy May any time I watch a show and it gets suggestive I get very nervous now, even though I'm not watching it for that - I just wanted to watch people have friends and throw fireballs around or whatever
>>35179841
Absolutely, it would be so great. He's too socially successful to be a robot, but I would love to hang out with him.

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>>35179805
>tfw hear a rap rap rapping at my chamber door
>open up, it's the coppers in traditional tory power stance
>arrested for child pornography when they find pictures of me and my niece at the park

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Goodnight r9k and Brit bros.

>>35179783
I like getting a cheap cheese and tomato pizza but pimping it up with olives, anchovies, sundried tomatos, cheddar... mushrooms... Whatever I can get on special-offer :)

>>35179848
>Find a different digital safe space if you find r9k so toxic.

its not a case of it being "safe". im not offended by comments, i just think its retarded, and degenerate. this is a safe space for robots though because you're always telling normies to fuck off. if it wasnt a safe space, you would accept anyone.

>>35179888
>but I would love to hang out with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp7qrw1ATxw
tfw you will never know this unique mix of comfy and melancholy

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babestation lads

>>35179933

You're the worst poster ITT by far so maybe you should go after all.

>>35179982
>>35179933
Calm down lads, you sound like americans

>>35179539

I have a feeling that the anon who makes the OP images, might be the owner of the ld50 gallary in London

>>35179975
That just looks uncomfortable.

>>35179982
nice dodge. you cant deny that this is a safe space if you're telling normies to leave?

>>35179940
Thank you for the nice feel. Hadn't heard in years.

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>>35179639

I have the opportunity to rent a flat in essentially the middle of nowhere among some villages

It sounds comfy for a robot

But I wonder if it might be a huge mistake, for example, not having a Tesco round the corner

Or any cool bars I can go to pick up chicks lmao

>>35180032

I haven't replied to you before, I'm just sick of your whining.

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>tfw favourite streamer has been on holiday for the last 8 days

I'm bored, lads

>>35179805
I'm a naive fuck, explain what you're talking about.

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Strongly recommend this show. Only 3 eps out, but it's been doing it for me. It's not particularly /r9k themed but it's different.

>tfw just found a country I have never even heard of
It's so significant to me that I never even cared to look at it.

>>35180053
>I'm just sick of your whining.

yeah but this is the kind of attitude that allows shitty behavior to continue.

>>35180067
I stopped halfway through the 2nd ep. Just felt like my brain was melting.

WHATS EVERYONE CURRENTLY SNACKING ON? ANY INTERESTING MUNCHIES?

>>35180025
Not quite lad she's a qt girl and not British anyway.

Would have definitely loved co tributing to it if I'd been asked though.

>>35180087

You're always going to get edgy, spergy posts here and normie tales will never be welcome.

>>35180109

Crunchie and Raspberry Yop.

>>35180002
Daily reminder that your currency has tanked in the past year, while my currency (the US dollar) is strong as always and the most valuable currency in the world

>>35180126
Nice bait, please go away. Thread's are always a lot better when those who aren't supposed to be here go away.

>>35180052
lets hit up a club and pick up some birds, lad

>>35180138
Wasn't here until you insulted my country you bastard

>>35180056
it's probably illegal under the recent anti-hentai laws

>>35180118
>Crunchie and Raspberry Yop.
WHAT IS THAT IM NOT FROM THE UK AND GOOGLE IMAGES SHOWS ME NOTHING

HOW DO I TAKE OFF CAPS WITHOUT THE KEYBOARD MY KEYBOARD IS FUCKED

>>35180174
Work on your tiny ego buddy

Who would be the best poster to hang out with?
Securitylad and Sneklad for sure.

>>35180219

Securitylad seems like a laugh

>>35180176
>anti-hentai laws
I know they banned lolicon, why'd they ban hentai in general?

>>35180144
All right m8 we'll have to ride our bicycles there though because parking will be too expensive

>>35180118
>normie tales will never be welcome.

but like half the personas in here are normies, and i am always seeing normie posts. the edgy stuff will always remain but the attitude towards normies could change because its such a small community

>>35180219
I'd like to hang out with myself. Actually that's a lie, it's the last thing I want.

>>35180246
anything that looks under 18, so most anime girls

>>35180215
Work on your crumbling economy buddy

>>35180219

Personally I think East Devon anon would be nice to hang out with, he seems normal enough to be good company.

>>35180262

>tfw you're a normie who makes edgy posts about mass killers.

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>>35180219
I hung out with Katyusha. He was a pretty cool dude.

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>>35180279
Ohh, ok. Now I understand.

>>35180109
Mate. I just had a full pack of them sour cream and onion flavoured pretzels followed by a pack of milkybar buttons. Feel thoroughly stuffed desu

>>35180324

What's it like being a freakshow?

>>35180176
>recent anti-hentai laws
Wait. When did this happen?

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>today's google doodle is some paki that they're forcing a handful of random countries see

OK guys, I promise when I commit my first murder I'll post about it on a clean PC running TAILS from a public WIFI. Possibly with some proof of the dead. We're looking at April.

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A BIG BOY HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. TELL HIM WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE CHOCCY BAR IS OR SUFFER SMALL STATURE AND WOBBLY SHINS FOR LIFE.

>>35180445
I'm partial to a dark chocolate bounty

>>35180391
Google Dangerous Cartoons Act

>>35180445
my favourite choccy bar is a regular dairy milk

>>35180435
Have you picked out your first victim? Why wait til April?

>>35180445
my fav has got to be a timeout. it would have been yorkie but i am bored of eating them

>>35180505
Wew. Wasn't as bad as I thought

Work took away my overtime because they have new high standards and I didnt meet them, then an hour later they begged me to work tomorrow and wednesday as they really need me and I just said no, feels good having them by the balls lads

>>35180435
stop and get help or i will stop you

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Boy am I looking forward to dodging spoilers when the switch is released

>>35180445
Twirl

>>35180512
Can't discuss victims for obvious reasons, I've already had some ideas. April due to logistics. Might be earlier but there is some preperation required and some obstacles to clear before.

>>35180596
Are you going to be like dexter and take out Lenlad for being a serial killer?

>>35180596
you are a bad mong

>>35180571
Guys we have a Cyber Magician here.
How are you going to "stop" murderanon?

How many serial killers went to your school, lads? 2 here

>>35180596
How will you kill the victim

>>35180670
Hot hot hot potato smoky smoky cough cough my lungs oh dear oh dear i cant breathe im trapped. oh no i have to jump out. oh dear

>>35180661
0. I'm from a bland town.

>>35180445
my fav is the wonka bar desu

>>35180661
lucky. 0 here too

>>35180648
you will see. i wont stand by and watch as innocent people are killed.

>>35180576
Heh. Imagine still caring about video game spoilers. Especially Zelda. Spoiler Alert. Link starts off weak, Gabon strong. Link gets a better wardrobe and he finds the master sword, then he kills ganondork. Some bull shit about courage, darkness will surely be thrown in as well.

>>35180754
This thread has got so much better. We have so much LARP going on.

>>35180784
he also gets a hookshot at some point

A thrilling game of cat and mouse between /britfeel/ regulars, with the lives of innocents at stake. How thrilling.

>>35180745
>>35180704
They're pretty high profile ones, too ;)

>>35180784
>implying I'm not talking about spoilers for just dance 2017

>>35180844
Come on spill the beans, lad

>>35180841

It's like a Sherlock Holmes story, except everyone has down's syndrome.

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>>35180900
Had a good chuckle at that

>>35180900
Perhaps they are destined to fall in love when they finally meet

>>35180969
i dont make love to prisoners, it is against my morals.

>>35180870
It'll be pretty easy to find out where I went to school as a result, but what the fuck.
Acid Bath Murderer and Crossbow Cannibal (okay maybe the second one isn't that high profile)
I also used to live down the street from a doctor or dentist who murdered someone and buried their remains in the plant pots in his garden

>>35181012
That's fine, I won't be going to jail and you won't be waking up the next morning.

>>35181069
Don't be so sure murderanon. There are more of us than you. And we have autism. The type of autism you should be afraid of. Be VE-RY careful now hhhmmm.

>>35181113

Numbers aren't going to help you stop it before it happens.

>>35181069
This is thrilling stuff.

So lads, I've been thinking.

I'd like to find a skinny council estate chav, one of the poor ones with an unbranded tracksuit, falling apart lonsdale trainers looking like he hasn't had a haircut for three months, you know the ones I mean. Offer him 10 mayfair to let me bum him on the condition that I'm gentle and promise to pull out as soon as the bellend starts to tingle - then pin him down and smash him like a pornstar. Just before I nut I might even tell him I've got the hiv, just to make him struggle a bit more and make his delicate rosebud clench even tighter.

Gives me a stiffy just thinking about it 2bdesu.

>>35181164
Army of Assburger heros are going to stop a murder using internet magic. Don't worry, every single victim is going to have what is coming to them.

>>35181177
>Headline; Rampaging bummer stabbed by Deano

>>35181069
>you won't be waking up the next morning

you're right, im waking up in the afternoon, as i am going to be up all night making preparation for justice to be served. Clever, lad.

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It's been fun, Assburger Anon(s). Keep an eye on local news in the Norfolk area early April. Remember.

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>>35181226
>Local hero Deano saves estate full of kids from rampaging botty-botherer, showered with monetary rewards from the community, read the full story on pages 2-30

>>35181306
Fuck off attention whore

Oregano

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How is Hitman, lads? I bought the game and all subsequent episodes on G2A, waiting for it to finish downloading.

Also, Hacksaw Ridge was breddy gud

>>35181370
>Hacksaw Ridge was breddy gud
I've been meaning to see that. Have you seen Silence?

im not even sure if all this murder stuff is a troll or real

>>35181400
I think the murderanon and justice anon are the same person. ITS A RUSE

>>35180435

I have to admit, I'm a bit excited about this.

>>35181394
Funny you mention it, I'm going to watch it right now after I make myself some coffee. You should watch Hacksaw Ridge though

>>35181394
Different guy but Silence is okay, but Garfield takes a side stage to the supporting cast
>>35181370
Hitman is cool, like an updated blood money with the right settings, but there's an annoying thing that every location has the same voice actors.

>>35180445
I liked an old fashioned Mars with the thicker chocolate or a Tazzo. In this modern age, Dairy Milk. Break off a few and dip it in tea, that'll sort you out.

>>35181226
>>35181347
Well done lads, that's the first decent throbber I've had in two weeks, was a proper good one, shiny helmet and everything. Now you two have fucked it up talking about me getting stabbed. Thanks for making me go floppy and spoiling a perfectly good wank, ggwp.

britfeel actually has it's first person planning a murder

I knew this day would come eventually.

>>35181416
im the justice anon, and i can certainty tell you that the murderanon was not me.

not sure if he was serious or not though.

>>35181439
I've seen Silence already. I thought it was pretty good up until the very end. That ending was a tad cringey.

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>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone

Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.

Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.

Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.

Furthermore, don't entertain these spastics or tell to "just relax" and so on and so forth. You're only likely to experience that which you described in the OP until your life becomes a groundhog day of interpersonal calamities. You need to eliminate the underlying lifestyle deficiencies.

Murderanon please leave a sign at one of your murder that only we will understand. Dont tell us in advance but when the news reports 'Shipman is my spirit guide' was written in blood at the scene we'll understand.

>>35181370
>How is Hitman, lads?
I've heard it's alright. But one of the key criticisms I heard was the fact is was released in episodes

>>35181500
I'm not reading all of that

originally unimpressed

>>35179539

Ok lads, seeing as we all love talking about murder, and one anon seems to love it so much he's doing one, lets talk about what situations you think would justify a murder

>Close family member killed (murder in revenge)
>False rape conviction(murder the lying roastie)

what others are there?

>>35181500
Waste of fucking time

>>35181500
>wanking into socks
Do people actually still do that? I havent done that in 15 years.

>>35181538
Same, the only reason I bought it was because they released a "full" version that has all of the episodes. Not too expensive either, if you find the right sites

>>35181547
murdering your murderer

>>35181500

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your original meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>35181547
>some other nigga steals your corner spot on 4th street

>>35181547
You've named most of them, I would add self defense

>>35181580
The way they've done some of the events means you've missed out on some stuff I think

>>35181547
Because there would be no consequences, and because it would bring you pleasure. All the moreso if the person whom you murder is in some way contemptible.

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>>35181622
but

it's single player. how the fuck lad

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What does britfeel think of Nicholas Ingram?

He only murdered one, but he was the only Britbong to see the electric chair in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ingram
http://murderpedia.org/male.I/i1/ingram-nicholas-lee.htm

>>35181502
Leave a kettle chip as a calling card. Only problem though is that this could let the police know you're upper class. Narrowing their search.

>>35181500
>social retards are just ego-centric narcissists

Bet the original writer of that wanked off over dogshit excuse for armchair pseudo-psychology.

>>35181651
>Ingram
Huh. That's my last name. Wonder if we're related.

>>35181701

Well, you'll be related to me if that's so, because he's my Fathers Cousin.

>>35181663
>>35181663
A modern day Jack the Ripper it seems; some member of the landed gentry perhaps m'lud

>>35181637
They had something called elusive target which gave you a target that you basically had to kill in one attempt. They were only available for a limited time and the game has just passed number 21.

>>35181722
Um, ew? Don't fucking reply to me.

>>35181722
Huh. Finding a distant relative on /britfeel/ would be interesting.

>>35181753

Why not?

oregnaonons

>tfw 1% of harddrive space available
Wew. I have no clue what I've wasted it on

>>35181753
Hhhmm be VERY careful now

>>35181783
That wasnt me. He's just being retarded.

I think I've finally convinced myself that I'm not a tranny
hope it only takes the once

Talking to a qt and thought something was finally going ok ...hasn't even read my last message I sent a day ago...

>>35181872
Good lad, just stick to getting the tranny gf instead of being one

>>35181651
crazy that they were still using the electric chair by '95, it's the kind of thing you'd think would stop in the 30s

>>35181651
I loved him in the full monty

>tfw Obsessed with Elliot Rodger
>tfw Obsessed with Harold Shipman
>tfw my own mother was once arrested for Murder (later released)
>tfw my Father's cousin himself was a murderer(Nicholas Ingram)

Really activates my almonds.

>>35181904
I'd rather a bullet to the head. Why do they have to make such a show of things?

>>35181930
>my own mother was once arrested for Murder
Woah story time.

>>35181897
that's looking like the only option left

>>35181904

What's so barbaric about the electric chair? I assumed the death was almost instant

>>35181930
What did your mother do? Was she nice?

Storytime it

>>35181939
Because humans are all sick and enjoy watching other people suffer. I don't care if the guy is the devil himself. Just give him a bullet to the head. He is unsafe to be allowed to continue to live, sure. Don't gain anything by more people suffering though. Won't bring the victims back

>>35181930
>>35181974
samefag

i am quite sure of this original accusation

>>35181957
>we're gonna shock you with 100,000 volts while you face the families of you victim so they can see you cook and piss yourself.

>>35181991
Actually not a samefag, I just replied without looking at the other responses

>>35181957
im just saying the perception of it seems so outdated, like it was used for rootin tootin banditos, not lads that liked a bit of oasis and blur

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>>35181930
Oh boy i'm slowly becoming obsessed with this shit what have you done to me lads?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims
Also check out those sick K/Ds

>>35181872
Good lad, prison trans is definitely real just look at all the freaks starting to emerge who 10 years ago would have just been outcast nerds.

There will be a massive suicide epidemic within the next 10 years and then they'll completely lock down hormone access to only the definitely few when this trend becomes more known

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>>35181991
not a samefag

>>35181949
>>35181974
She didn't do anything, a man's body was found in an alleyway very close to my grandparent's house, some anonymous tip off said to the police that my mother confessed to the murder, when she didn't.

She was released and never charged, someone else was eventually convicted for the murder.

Oh, and I forgot to mention in >>35181930 but I also know that this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kelso_Cochrane was a police cover up and one of the prime suspects, Patrick Digby did it, because I am related to the key witness.

>This fucking captcha

I remember their being a website for a leader board of spree killers, but I can't find it.

Taboo is really good

>>35182206

Maybe you mean this lad

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/High_Score

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>>35182227
>Taboo is really good
If only for the memes.

>>35182057
I'm detoxing myself with milk cookies and wholesome media. I went to a dark place amongst all this

>>35182245
It was an actual website, but this is pretty much the same thing. Thanks.

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Haircut time soon, /britfeel/

Thinking something a bit more androgynous, keep it somewhat long and choppy and undercut it around the sides. I'm trying to go for the cuteboy look.

What haircuts do you have?

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>>35182227
Hhhhmmmhh noootka

>>35182301

How about not be a fag and grow some balls?

>>35182301
>Past haircut due time here
really need to get it done this week

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>>35182301
Get this haircut

>>35182336
nevermind guys I found the right one

>>35182311
there is nothing wrong with being gay

>>35182365
What haircut you getting la is it a pixiecut?

>>35182378
I said I was gay not a lesbian

>>35182115
I sincerely doubt that
even if HRT did jack shit and 100% of trannies of both kinds topped themselves, they wouldn't dare infringe on their basic human rights to take hormones of the opposite gender

no matter what they do, it's wrong
when you're trying to appease nutjobs, you're always going to lose
but they keep fucking trying, idiots

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>>35182423
That ain't no answer boyo

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What's it like being a serial killer?

Living a normal life, walking amongst people unsuspicously, all while knowing in the back of your mind that you have a growing kill count under your belt.

Thinking of quitting my job and becoming a neet again lads

>>35182479
For what purpose? I wouldn't wish this life on anyone.

made it to the last boss on castle of illusion then I accidentally nudged the cartridge

quite miffed

>>35182520
Supvisor got promoted to Dept Manager, has too much power now and has made the place into an uber strict shithole and its draining the life out of everyone, pretty sure he wants most of us gone

>>35182566
Make sure you tell him to his face what an utter cunt he is if you decide to quit.

I really really hope someone from britfeel becomes infamous one day

>>35182566
sounds like you need to seize the means of production back from the bourgeoisie, comrade!

>>35182591
Will do, hopefully I can find another better job before quitting

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Goodnight britfeel, It's time to dose off, just like Harold did in the middle of his police interview

>>35182746
It's not even 3:00 lad, why so early?

>>35182762
He's a yank prolly

>>35182762

Because I have to get up at 7:00 on Wednesday, so trying to get the sleep schedule semi-respectable today, so I can go at 1:00am tomorrow.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12433850

This is of the highest importance, lads

>>35182864
wasn't worth the click

>>35182893
Oh yes it was

>>35182864
lad don't fuck around with strawpolls, misuse of strawpoll is the same as prank calling 999, it has serious ramifications

Britfeel is pretty slow tonight, where is everyone?

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>>35182911
calling the fucking cops tbqh, shud be illegal

>>35182936
It's 3am my lad

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>>35182911
>>35182954
w-wait, I'll delete it. pls no

>>35182462
Probably feels a bit like being a shitposter

I keep needing to wee, lads. What does this mean?

>>35183010
Bladder infection, most like. I get them every few years, just drink tons of cranberry and lay off salty food for the next few days.

You'll be alright

>>35183010
medallion is rumbling, cancer, it's gotta be, no other option

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>>35183068
yay, witcher reference

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>need to wake up 7
>probably won't get in bed for another two hours
>Nytol is ineffective now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3UNBV28dwY

>>35183182
Oof. I hate having nights like that

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>>35183068
>medallion is rumbling

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is this normal?
>fuck the robot, check these dubs

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how many calories are in this fucking pizza so I can go to bed please

my workings out show it to be around 900 for the stonebaked
can at least two people confirm this so my brain will let me sleep

>>35179735
>proceeds to waste 4 hours doing nothing in particular

>>35183326
check on the label
should be about 600

>>35183326
????????!???!
this is advanced autism
>JJdddddddssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>35183366
if it was that easy I'd have done it already
but thanks for contributing

>>35183387
you don't know the half of it buddy

>>35183302
Is what normal?

>>35180445
Probably Bueno. Hazelnut nectar of the gods.

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>>35180505
>Dangerous
>Cartoons

>>35183326
http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=293675357
is similar enough to
https://groceries.asda.com/product/pizza-counter/asda-american-sizzler-stonebaked-10-pizza/1210958

and it's about 860 cal

>finish a long video game with a very emotional storyline
>feel sad
>realise I'll never have what those characters had
>nothing but emptiness for the last couple of days

(final fantasy x by the way)

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>want to shave my body since I'm very hairy and a manlet so it's densely packed and really gross
>last time I shaved mummy was absolutely disgusted with me

>>35183602
that's good enough for me
thank you

>>35183668
I've been clean shaven since i stopped being fat
I love it

Trying to build a list of movies about NEETS/robots. Any suggestions?

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>tfw you'll never face fuck this

>>35183693
Not him but I cant even shave my face without cuts and marks. I'd probably be a bloody mess if I tried shaving my body.

>>35183668
>smooth skinned
>tiny manlet
looking to get your boipucci pounded, sissy?

Drank a fuck-off glass of milkshake today lads.

I've never fucked a girl, but I can't imagine it being better than that milkshake.

>>35183737
No, I just think my legs look fucking disgusting and out of place on someone with my proportions. I look about 14 so I may as well have the hair someone that age does.

>>35183699
Seul contre tous and La Grande Bouffe are pretty robotic.

Please list what you already have.

>>35183302
most of us post in brit/pol/
can't stand the tripfag infested hive it has become recently

>>35183652
I always get a similar feeling when watching romantic films. Feel so sad that i've never really had a close connection with someone. FFX is my favourite game of all time as well, need to play it again. So many nice moments in that game. The little inn in the lightning planes, the place with the spirits of the dead, the place with those big elephant things. The kiss. Sometimes I just load it up and sit on the menu to hear that music round the campfire.

>>35183842
Only just started. The Lonely Guy and Jeff who lives at Home. I guess The Big Lebowski is about a NEET loser but he's too cool really.

>>35182245
Got me reading Breavik's article. I'd forgotten how fucking funny some ED articles were.

>>35183699
Taxi Driver obv

>>35183699
>>35183842
Also The Seventh Continent, The Lobster, The hunt,

>nearly choke taking a Nytol
I think life is trying to tell me something

>>35183699
Step Brothers, the 40 year old virgin, Don Quixote, Falling Down, One hour photo

I remember Wristcutters: A love story seeming fairly robotic but it's bit awhile.

>>35184023
>One hour photo
That movies sad. Poor guy just wanted to feel connected to something.

What are you lads giving up for lent tomorrow

>>35184090
>What are you lads giving up for lent tomorrow
Smack

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>>35183920
>The Big Lebowski is about a NEET loser but he's too cool really
Lebowski is like comfy NEET pepe is in a coma and living out his perfect fantasy

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Turned 21 yesterday. Got a call letting me know I have a job I interviewed for on Friday. First job not on shitty apprenticeship wages, 18.5k a year. Live at home with hardly any outgoings. Shit is comfy.

>>35184090
>What are you lads giving up for lent tomorrow
Dreams

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>>35184155
Happy belated birthday lad. Good luck.

>>35184101
>Smack
Good luck with that. You'll probably have the same success as me giving up wanking.

made the mistake of opening the chat log with my ex where she finished things.

I'm moving country soon, have an urge to message her to meet a last time

fuck everything lads, when I booked my ticket I felt a wave of depression and anxiety. what the fuck am i doing with my life

>>35184293
>I'm moving country soon
Where you going? Closure is important but it can also be painful.

>>35184293
>not meeting with her one last time so you can push her in the canal

>>35184293
fuck lad yeah that's a mistake, can't stand that when I open my photos app I see her face, but i can't bring myself to delete or throw anything out

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Did Delaney fuck his half-sister, what is happening?

>>35184381
Greece, I'm a filthy halfbreed with family over there. Been unemployed for a year and a half in England, got work prospects over there (couldn't make it up really, greece of all places).

I don't even really want to go but there was a direct flight for 50 quid and it's not like I'm doing anything with my life here. sat in my room smoking weed every day, no wonder i got dumped.

I didn't go to greece this summer because of her, and she finished things in the summer when I'd usually be there working. so i harbour a lot of regret and resentment, rightly or wrongly. felt like my whole 2016 was a massive write off and quite easily the worst year of my life despite also enjoying some of the best moments in my life.

>>35184449
got a whole whatsapp folder of pics she's sent of herself/random shit and I too cannot touch it, managed to archive our chatlog but thats about it.

literally never spoke to me again after she finished things, it's like she died. I've moved on but I want to see her before I go away

>>35184543
>literally never spoke to me again after she finished things
mine keeps getting in touch every few months, just emails me and asks how I'm doing. I think she's just trying to make herself feel better though for throwing what we had away.

>>35184526
Kek that's the 'taboo' part of the show.

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>tfw 1 of my exes is engaged and the other is already married

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>>35184585
Not sure which I'd prefer; not talking at all or talking to someone who has no interest in a relationship and ultimately was cruel and vindictive to me.

when I see pictures if her I get this surreal feeling. Like I've never even met her? That she's just another girl on social media? Almost as if she's a stranger. She feels like a fleeting memory, perhaps my brain has done that to save me the grief I was going through when she first ended things, perhaps I've just fully gotten over her.

>>35184667
how does that feel? Can't quite imagine it. Stay strong lad

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>>35184667
Your dick is a good luck charm

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WHY NOONE WARNED ME THAT GOIN TO THE UK WONT MAKE ME HAPPY INSTANTLY

>>35184750
miserable people feel best when they're making others miserable

>>35184718
>Not sure which I'd prefer; not talking at all or talking to someone who has no interest in a relationship
Yeah never know how to feel, I don't want to go back to her but I still love the memory of her from a few years back but that's not her anymore.

> when I see pictures if her I get this surreal feeling. Like I've never even met her?
Definitely get this too, just feels distant and foggy like it never even happened.

>>35184750
>>35184798
Embrace the misery lad.

Blimey. These ukrainians know how to do propaganda
https://youtu.be/NyCD3LqfbJ8?t=2m37s

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>Lie down
>Eyes won't close
>Sit up
>Can't stop yawning

This is it, this is how I die.

>>35185038
Sleep in a la-z-boy

Anyone wants to commit suicide with me? Jump from something high in London?

>>35184825
ah well, it's nice to know it's not just me

spoke to countless birds since her but nothing has clicked. thought it had a few times but then they just dropped me out of the blue. suppose it's time to exile myself away to Greece again and try and improve myself rather than mope around and point fingers. I actually can't believe I had a girlfriend.

the last year has taught me a lot about myself and my somewhat fragile mental state. it took me years to realise I'd been suffering from some sort of depression, when i first moved to greece it was clearly just to run away from commitments and real life in the uk. I spent 2012-2015 hiding away and completely regressed as a person.

in late 2014 I stopped shaving, i remember the moment quite well. i looked at myself in the mirror and said I'll shave when things are ok. that moment hasn't come yet. i look forward to the day that i can look at my reflection and see a clean shaven smiling face for once. until then i'll wear this beard as a constant reminder.

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>>35182057
>lthough the maximum sentence for murder in Colombia multiplied by 138 comes to 1,853 years and 9 days, Colombian law limits imprisonment to 60 years. Because he helped police find some bodies, as well as to his confessions, his sentence was further reduced to 22 years.[7] He may possibly qualify for even earlier release for further cooperation and good behavior.[8]

>>35185101
I'll video it from street level

>>35185101
All the buildings worth jumping from are locked up tight.

Why is everyone awake?

>>35185432
Real NEET hours.

Also I'm nocturnal half the time.

>>35185432
Sleeping pattern fucked. Got up at 8pm. Gonna try and push through as late as possible because I cant keep living like this.

Had my benefits sanctioned lads. Literally have 8 quid left to my name.

Might just kill myself

>>35185544
Why were they sanctioned? can you find work?

>>35185432
Why not be awake? Only wagies care about where the hands on the clock are.

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>>35185601
Are you implying I'M a wagie

>>35185596
"didn't meet my claimant commitment"

I live in a small town and can't drive. It got to the point i was applying for everything just to make the "7 job activities a day" quota.

It's really depressing and I missed a day without an excuse other than the pure dread it brings and that it's causing me huge stress.

They didn't think that was a good enough excuse, now I get nothing till they 'think i have done enough to rectify the situation'

been a month, they still think i haven't done enough to overturn the decision.

Sold all my games and shit I had lying about, all i have left is my furniture, computer and telly, internet will be cut off start of next month in a few days.

Think i'll probably end it before when it goes out.

>>35185432
Full time NEET lad. I've tried being a day walker but I prefer the night. Less Normie's about with their rough speak and noisy bricklaying. Need a job again though soon I think. I'm getting bored without my daily dose of slavery.

>>35185432
Woke up at 2am again

>>35185687
>"7 job activities a day" quota
this is an insane amount, even as a professional job hunting I'd only find 2-5 things A WEEK worth applying for.

>>35185687
>'think i have done enough to rectify the situation'
wagie had a bad day and needed a power trip.

>>35185687
Tough break. I was in a similar situation 2 years ago, but was fortunate enough to have enough bennies saved up for a "new start".

Moved closer to the city, got a job as a security guard, and now I'm a full-blown wagie. Change of scenery is one of the best things for you when you're at your lowest

>>35185761
>this is an insane amount
I tried telling them thi,s but because I was a store manager a year ago before i had a mental breakdown and got fired they set it at that level because they see me as overqualified for the job i'm applying for.

>>35185786
Should have done it when i had some money, kind of out of the question now. Will probably just buy a bottle of cheap spirit with my last 8quid and neck all my paracetamol in the cubboard.

Hope for a peaceful end as I sleep. Hope those fucking wankers at the council don't find me till i have rotten and have to condemn the bedsit.

>>35185843
know it's not much but hope things improve for you lad.

JC+ staff are fucking scum and if they were actually happy in their lives they wouldn't treat people like this.

>>35185432
off to slavery, just had a wake and bake now a quick coffee and as wash of the armpitsand i'm good to go

>>35186099
>just had a wake and bake now a quick coffee

sounds lovely. my job claims to drug test frequently, but I just got hired on so I figure I'll give it a few weeks and get friendly with my LSO in order to find out just how often these tests happen, if ever

is the gubment really getting rid of welfare for debilitating mental illness? ie schizo, autism, so on

I can understand wanting to get middle aged fucks that are faking their anxiety and back aches but removing actually diagnosed life long mental illnesses from the algorithm? shit

>>35186255
Where are you getting this information lad?

>>35186273
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39104866

>>35186284
Welp, if there ever was a cure to mental illness, now's the time for you to find it

>>35186415
suicide, i guess

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>>35179639
Posting whyfoo
Going to have nachos for "breakfast", forgot about pancake day so I'll have my own another time.
Got a warning from work because I overslept due to my SSRI's giving me a deep sleep when I take them, is there any way of getting time off work and getting paid because of depression?
I have my first CBT on Wednesday, maybe they could help.

>>35186442
The final solution for us autists it seems.

>>35186284
So what happened is PIP was expanded recently to include mental health.

The tories hate this because mental health issues like Depression, Anxiety and Autism are unprovable illnesses and theoretically you could pretend to be ill and cheat the system for bennies.

They fail to realise that just because a tiny percentage of people are good enough at acting to fool professional psychiatrists and doctors that they're mentally ill, it doesn't mean THERE'S NO MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE.

They wont go through with it because they don't have a mandate and everyone but them is opposed to it. Taking away bennies of the autistic and suicidal adults who can't function in society without help would literally kill them.

Basically they're being heartless cunts and trying to cut the budget, same old shit.

>Just about to go to bed
>Notice my window is covered in mould again
That would explain this fucking cough I've had for 2 weeks then.

>>35186594
Nasty business, that. I remember going down to my parent's cellar when I was on holiday, and I had a lager poured. Left it on a table downstairs to help my dad with something, and when I came back 30 minutes later, there was already a fine layer of mold on the inside of the glass

Almost threw up desu, glad I spotted it just as it hit my lips

>>35186689
Better sleep in the lounge tonight actually, ffs.

>>35186216
yeah drugs tests are buggers. my work says it can do them but haven't had 1 yet.
it is good walking into work while stoned though. best way to cope with slavery.
good luck lad hope you get to do it soon

>>35186779
What do you work as that you can do it high?

Be careful lads there's Yanks among us

>>35186779
that was how i got through school sometimes, even if the high's bad and a bit paranoia-inducing it's still a more interesting experience than the state-school education system

Downloading The Defiant Ones. Old school kino tackling race relations.

>>35186838
>Be careful lads there's Yanks among us

yes

You nerds like to eat pussy?

>>35186890
I ate bear claw once

>>35186859
fuck off Yank

>>35186890
you joking mate? even if I were ever in the presence of females oral is disgusting, both ways, nearly as bad as anal

>>35186890
fucking love it
nothing better than getting down and dirty in some chubby lass's clunge

>>35186890
>Sex
>Enjoyable

I wish

>>35186933
>tfw she's moaning and running her hands through your hair while you rub her g-spot and tongue her clit

Feels good

>>35186933
Getting your dick sucked is cleaner than putting it in a vagina.

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>>35187001
Sex should be benis in bagina, kissing and fiddly-related stuff. Can't fathom the pleasure from what you describe
t. virgin

>>35187001
>rub her g-spot

hello virgin