Is there a single reason why Stacy should choose to date you

>>35177330
I have a crunchyroll subscription that I may or may not be willing to share.

>>35177330
i'm a cute boyish looking guy. maybe a stacy will dig it? if not then i will rape her, it's her fault

variety and pity
i'm serious

>>35177330
Not really
I can't even offer her money or a secure living situation

>>35177330
well no
of course not
why else would I still be a virgin

No, many girls who think they are stacy status are not though.

To be moral and stop eternal suffering she will suffer if she does not.

>>35177330
Obviously not, as evidenced by her choice to go with Chad instead. How is this worth a thread?

>>35177330
I live in my car. everyday's an adventure!

To have at least a modicum of self-respect

>>35177330
i have the potential to become a pro boxer

>>35177330
Seriously, though, what would a robot do with a stacy gf if he had one? What common activities could you engage in besides sex? And you'd suck at sex, which makes you a bad choice at the one thing you might potentially have in common.

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>>35177330
plenty. why would i want to date anyone though when mistresses are a thing?

>>35177330
I eat clean so my dick won't stop working before 40.

I know that I can treat her better then he can. a girl like her deserves a gentle man

i dont want stacey i want an average or above average girl

>>35177330
I have something chad doesn't
Her family...in my basement

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>>35177330
I'm 6'5''
I'm fit and workout but not he bulky type of guy
I can dance am fun at partys
I am very kind and polite to other people
I have several female friends
I would never cheat because the bad feelings would kill me

Sadly my avoidant personality disorder stops me from approaching girls and expressing any kind of attraction to them
Everytime i get asked by a girl why i never had a gf I JUST WANT TO YELL "TELL ME, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT"

Isn't Stacy a basic bitch? I do not care for the company of any basic bitches I know. And I have a husbando, so gtfo and please don't scrape your shitty meme uniform boots on the floor it's irritating.

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I pound all of the Stacies. I'm so Chad they call me Chad Ghostal. You're just a Tad.

>>35177488
Paul Joseph Watson... is that you?

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>>35177629
jokes on you i'm a vlad

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>>35177659
nah he cant really compete

>>35177662
Hi, a vlad. I'm Dad!

>>35177368
8/10 kek. Thank you for sharing your funny post, anon.

Would certainly be amusing her going out with me- longish hair one thing but wtf? Giant tits etc

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>>35177330
Because I'm weak as fuck and she could physically dominate me.
I guess there aren't many girls into femdom though.
I'd also welcome if she was very clingy and obsessive.
I'm more on the cute and small looking side still have my virginity and I'm very loyal.
I'd be fine with beeing her househusband or pet.
I don't think I have any other qualities over Chad.

>>35177330
Chad is too hard to pin down now that hookup culture is a thing.

She might settle after being used and abused

>>35177330
I'll be gentle when I make love to her instead of just rough fucking her

>>35178245
>complains about "hookup culture"
>young people are having less sex than ever

>>35178318
That's not what she wants. You need to be a little rough, with some biting too.

>>35177330
I make more money more than likely and my peepee is of comparative size.

Also I'm not overweight.

>>35178336
>young people are having less sex than ever

Because chads are taking 90% of the women

>>35178372
No, women too. Because they have other priorities. It's not so easy to find a man to support you when women are competing with them for work.

>>35177488
judging by the colors I thought he was dead

>>35178396
>No, women too. Because they have other priorities.

tinder says the contray

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>>35178407
only on the inside


You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35178407
stacy dating you and stacy getting pounded by chad are not mutually exclusive

>>35178487
Most of them just use it for an ego boost and never hook up with anyone.

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>>35177330

I have 3 max level characters on WoW

I bet Chad cannot top that.

>>35178555
WoW is a normie game. Moms play it.

>>35177698
bro thats so fucking gay

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>>35178642
no


this is gay

learn how to identify gay

>Is there a single reason why Stacy should choose to date you instead of getting pounded by Chad?
absolutely not a single reason tbqh im an ugly small dicked incel. even i wouldnt date me if you paid me so stacy is literally out of the question for me (unless i get one of those expensive hookers)

i wish i was chad so i could fuck girls like OP pic

>>35177330
I completed a 15 rune run of Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup and one of my shitposts I made on /vg/ is or was on the game's database.

>>35177330
But I don't want any Stacy, I want cute and nice girl who shares at least one interest wth me and has something to do (which is not fucking other boys) when I want to do something else.

>>35178771
I'm impressed by any completion DCSS. With or without tilesets? What species? ASL? HWP?

>>35177805
this is extremely unappealing to the vast majority of women. everything from the being a virgin to being a househusband (pet is just weird). Loyalty is a baseline, anyone without it would be ineligible for the vast majority of women yet again. Anon don't surrender yourself to such a pathetic role. Go to the gym, be confident and friendly, forget about the warped percepetions of reality on 4chan.

>>35178776
A clingy partner who doesn't have their own shit is the worst.

>>35177330
She's unkowingly addicted to my nicotine patches, and has, through operant conditioning, come to associate me with the only thing keeping her out of withdrawal.

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>>35177563
I can dance am fun at partys
I am very kind and polite to other people
I have several female friends
>Sadly my avoidant personality disorder

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>>35178895
I, too, saw that screencap on le reddit xD

>>35177330
>being attracted to stacy
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>35177805
When I see males like you I want to strangle someone, including myself.

>>35178843
OP asked why a girl could prefer me to Chad.
I already know that I'm unappealing for most girls since most girls go for chad to begin with.

>>35177563
>tfw bf wouldn't go down to hostel basement to dance amongst normies
I had a cold though and didn't really want to.

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>>35177330
The answer is no. I don't understand why some robots feel like they're obligated to getting stacies. Some of you guys are the nastiest people on the internet. You don't or brush your teeth up to weeks, disgusting smelly hair and considering the fact that most of you guys masturbate multiple times a day I'd imagine you reek of dick cheese, and you have the audacity to complain. Kek.

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>>35177509
Underrated comment senpai

>>35178970
I practice good hygiene amd still no gf, I don't even want Stacy just give an Egrid so we can be lonely nerds together.

>>35177330
No, there isn't. And I don't care.

I want Chad and Stacy to be together. To stay together and stay the fuck away from me and my qts.

>>35178970
I fucked girls like you before, you're pretty shit tier.

>>35178970
If you're not fat, eat right, and keep your butthole shaved and clean, everything besides the mouth takes care of itself. Frequent washing actually causes cheesy odors by disrupting the microbiome and making sebaceous glands hyperactive. I only shower when I shave my butthole, and only below the waist. Haven't washed hair since 2016. Just rub a dry towel on it and change pillow coverings. I'm partnered with no complaints.

>>35178970
>dat projecting
>dat denial
>dat dikdoge

>>35177509

Fedoras aren't attractive

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How about this.

Stacy comes up to you and tells you how nice of a guy you are however she has certain needs. She will date (and eventually marry you if you choose) however she will only fuck Chad. She will live with you, help provide a living with you, she will care for you and hold your hands, and occasionally hug and kiss you.

Would you allow Stacy to cuck you?

>>35179071
In addition to saving time and money, these hygiene practices have eliminated some skin issues I was having.

>>35179086
cuckold is still a meme around here?

>>35179086
>live with you
no thx. I don't even let my bf do that most of the time, and grills are worse to live with.

>>35177330
Other people have given me plenty of reasons why someone should choose me, I just don't believe they're being realistic. Probably will end up making over $120k, be fit, continue learning and reading yet still think there's not a single reason why anyone should be interested in me.

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>>35178920
I got this diagnosed
Aproaching and dealing with strangers is still very stressful for me
I can't talk to a retail person without stuttering and acting awkward

>>35178959
>hostel basement
That's low tier
Old factories are kinda fun

>>35179086
Hell no
I still have some pride in myself

>>35179071
>Frequent washing actually causes cheesy odors by disrupting the microbiome and making sebaceous glands hyperactive
Could this be why I have fordyce's spots all over my shaft?

>>35177330
No, I am nothing - also a good though unsettling Electric Wizard song.

>>35179106
Still is and has gone beyond it. Much like the trap meme, some idiots took it seriously, got into it, ruined their lives and now struggle to convince themselves they liked it.

>>35177330
No, but on the other hand, what does a Stacy have to offer a robot? If they're well and truly roastie'd then they have nothing to offer except their looks (which will eventually fade) and their stanky, used up pussies. I mean, years into the future they'll have become ugly, and I'll still be ugly. The difference is that at least I didn't live life being a total whore, and I'm not forced into after some worthless beta cuck who'll tolerate my feminine bullshit once my looks start to fade.

I can play guitar, serenade them, and introduce them to all sorts of cool hip obscure music.

Free weed (connections)
College student and the government pays for 80% of my shit and I work for the rest of it so I have lots of disposable income
Eat healthy and go to gym daily
Good with kids (worked as a babysitter in HS)
Can speak 3 languages
Not clingy
Cis white male in Amerikkka
7/10 when I put in the effort

>>35177330
Nope. What did you expect me to say, OP? "I'm a really nice guy"?

>>35177330
If you're powerful, you're in. Do people still not get this?

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>>35179228
I think some of it has been caused by non-pov porn, getting off watching others fuck.

>>35179291

LMAO she looks like Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth

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>>35177330
Why did she choose to wear this?

>>35178516
thats a feminine jawline buddy

>>35179271
what does cis mean? I hear that alot online.

>>35179320
It means she's a wannabe-sub after reading some bad erotica but in reality would be pretty bad at it.

>>35179347
An objective term for "not trans", so we don't need to constantly establish context for words like "normal" to be understood.

>>35179347
Confederacy of Independent Systems.

They did nothing wrong.

>>35178924
What screencap? /r9k/ is a board of original comments

>>35178920
What, kind of dance :;3

>>35177330
Does anybody care about her personality or you guys don't give a shit and would bend over for sex?

>>35179385
Thanks. Not trans. Hmm, well this is just not true, seeing as the universe is actually an egg for a great fish spirit, we will eventually transition towards that.

>>35178838
Not the guy you're talking to but mine was a Minotaur fighter of the Shining One, with tiles. I just got stupid momentum behind me and before I knew it I had all of the runes.

>>35179672
Neat. I played Centaur when I was new, and then mostly Spriggan Assassin when I was playing regularly. That game is hard, even with savescumming and git.

>>35179767
>savescumming
Disgusting.

>>35179993
It's free software on my computer. I can do what I want, mom.

>>35179767
Yeah, Centaurs are awesome. The game is stupidly hard. I had been playing for like six months before I got a character past the Lair.

I miss Mountain Dwarfs.

>>35179086
no. i want to stick my penis inside her without a condom

but that stuff is reserved for chad only so ill die a KV

>>35178555
that filename..
desu dess

>>35178697
I know you are, but what am I?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35179049
As much you'd like to imagine I'm a girl, I'm actually a guy faggot. Not every person who bashes on guys is a girl.

>>35179036
I understand that anon, but my comment was directed towards the anons who's goal is stacy but live like fucking swamp apes.

>>35177330
No, if you're uggo kys srsly

>>35179071
>not fat
>shaves
Those actually make a huge difference, and if you do those things then my post obviously wasn't directed towards you

>Frequent washing actually causes cheesy odors by disrupting the microbiome and making sebaceous glands hyperactive.
That's bull shit if I've ever heard it. I shower once a day, sometimes even twice, no one complains.

>>35180397
But if you suddenly stopped showering, you'd smell cheesy for a bit. Is it worth the two years of your life it's taking? Is it something you enjoy?

>>35177330
how are her nipples so high up?

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I browse 4chan on a daily basis for sex positions.

>>35180796
gfur threads are great for that.

>>35179344
(You)

>>35180259
(You)


You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

i would insult her but still compliment her and give a a strange duality forming an emotional attachment for my first step of manipulation

I cook better than Chad. Assuming he's not also black, I spit bars better than Chad. I'm also a better cuddler.

>>35179320
>black belt in dick sucking meme

>>35177330
No. Not a single one. And that's why I'm single and will forever be single.

>>35179086
Yes please. I'll do anything to be with you. Please don't leave me.

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>>35179086
No, I still have some self respect.