>"Class, please arrange yourselves into groups"

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>>35175207
>"If you don't answer the question, I'm going to hold you in contempt of court"

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>>35175207
>"ok everyone pair up!"
>drop the class

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>>35175207
>be in american history class
>teacher assigns us groups
>puts me in with 2 goofy mexican guys and class chad
>chads face when he's in the group with 2 guys who don't do their work and an autistic beta
HAHAHAHAHA!

>ok now all the boys cross the room and ask a girl to dance
>engage NAP treaty with ugliest girl in class

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>>35175207
>tfw you were the kid that was always got into a group last
>tfw you always asked the teacher if you can work alone
>tfw nobody want's you in their group
Feelsbadman

>>35175306
Did you end up sucking Chad off?

>>35175419
haha no, i'm not you

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>arrive late for class
>look through window
>someone is in my seat
>only seat left is next to a girl
>skip the class

>>35175459

>too beta to offer Chad a gummy

You'd never make it in Sweden

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>>35175207
>"Are you working by yourself Anon? that won't do"
>"Can anyone let Anon in their group?"

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>>35175459
>i'm not you

wh-what?

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>>35175207
>"Why haven't you found a group yet anon? It's like no one wants you in their group"
>"Why do you always work alone"

Fucking this. Even if I did have some friends I was always completely stressed out that my friends would form a group without me.

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>Anyone know the answer?.. Anon, we haven't heard from you in a while.

>>35175207
Not that many of you would know this feel, but It's worse when you're at work and they want you to train someone.

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>>35175704
>anyone know the answer?
>raise hand
>anyone who is NOT anon know the answer?
3.9 gpa problems

>>35175474
Do you honestly do this anon or are you just memeing?

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>Smarter than the average high school fuck up
>Would give answers and help people in class no problem, because people like people who can help them
>Managed to always get a group, didn't even have to "lead" it or give out my answers

The only truth in life is that all people use people. If you don't have something to offer others, if you're just a taker, you will get nothing in return.

Unfortunately, school knowledge and memorization don't mean shit after high school so I'm useless again

>>35175741
This is the worst fucking thing.

>Took a gen ed geology class because it covered a science requirement
>Easy as shit. Literally about fucking rocks
>Half the class doesn't seem to get it, the other half is comatose
>Teacher is a very kind African immigrant who has a passion for geology
>Asks questions of class, tries getting the class involved
>Literally no one answers
>I have to take it upon myself to answer almost every fucking question he asks in class
>Unintentional teacher's pet
>Even puts my name in an example problem on the test
>Distance from the other students grows because now I'm like a "show off"

I hated that class

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>>35175207
>be me in High School
>none of the normies wants me in their group
>got so bad that the school counseling lady had to be involved
>wanted a group full of chad bullies to accept me
>I said "fuck it, I'll rather do it alone"
>ended up doing all the group assignments by myself
>probably one the reasons I don't even try to get friends anymore

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>anyone knows the answer? nobody?
>teacher, anon knows!

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>Ok anon, it's your turn.
>Do you understand the problem, anon?
>(insert some fags name), could you help anon with this problem?
>That's a good answer, but not the one we're looking for, could some expand on what anon said?

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>gives wrong answer after putting hand up eagerly

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>"Okay class I'm going to put you into groups now"
>Oh thank god at least they're arranging the groups for us so I won't be left alone
>"Awww, teacher can we just choose our own groups"
>NO please FUCK
>"Hmm...okay, go ahead and pick your own groups"
>Class is happy
>I work alone until the teacher notices I'm working solo and forces me into a group of Chads and Stacie that obviously don't want me and spend all class asking patronizing questions and subtly mocking me

>>35175505
HE MEANS YOU'RE GAY

In my Theology class (required course, Jesuit university) the prof arranged us into tables of at least one atheist, one agnostic, and one theist each for the whole semester. We're expected to argue among ourselves whenever we discuss the texts at our tables.

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yo, teach, anon is playing on his gameboy

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>>35176312
>give second guess
>it's also wrong

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i was always alone because im too shy and all people at my class are normal fags

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The sad thing is that they are doing this more than ever in college. We've had to make work groups for every subject even thought we could perfectly have class without these stupid groups. I dropped one of the subjects and im working alone in the others. They told me high school was over.

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>>35176630

>all your classmates start to laugh

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>>35176630
>*sighs* you need to study more anon

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>>35176587
shut your mouth you filthy nigger or i'll string you up on the nearest tree

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>Hey grandson, do you have a girlfriend yet?

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>look over at my only friend
>see him already paired up with his other friends and it's no space for me

>12th grade Latin
>No friends
>Always end up grouping with a scene guy and a cute shy girl

I wonder how they are doing

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>>35176145
>"I'll show chad next time..."
>teacher, chad knows!
>Okay, anon, but why don't you tell me instead?

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>>35177533
>"oh Anon I already have a partner"
>Its some fucking random that my best friend is trying to be friends with

>>35176064
know this feel

either you feel like a dick because noone's answering when you could and it's taking forever or you're a show-off

>>35177742
why did this pepe make me laugh so hard

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>be me
>top chemistry student in the class in high school
>every time we do practical work I get stuck with Chad #1/2/3/4 who doesn't do anything and only took the class to not look like some ape who took only PE
>doesn't speak to me anyway
>always end up doing this
>tell the lecturer I prefer to work alone
>mfw I get moved to sit on the front desk, on my own and do every practical on my own

I enjoyed it at first but in retrospect I feel like a pretentious cunt for it
at least it showed how Chad couldn't use the single brain cell he possessed

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>first day of college
>english class
>okay everyone will be pairing up with the person sitting next to them for the remainder of this semester, you will be writing together, reading each others stories, proofreading, etc
>am currently sitting next to a cute girl
>she gives me her email
>never go back and spend the next 3 months playing video games and wasting my parents money before i get found out

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>new school
>get seated in front of class
>whenever I talked everyone laughed because I have an accent
>eventually stop talking in class
>I knew the answer to things but never said a word
>stopped talking completely
>they used to come up to me in groups and force conversations on me just to laugh at my accent
>start eating my lunch in the basement hallway or toilet becuase I'm afriad they might come to me
>eventually stop going to school

>>35176064
That teacher sounds like a nice guy. What's he up to now?

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>>35175207
>Okay anon, next time you are out sick from school, contact a friend for the homework okay?
>Cmon now, don't you have anyone to call?

Mind you she did this in the middle of the class period while I was standing up and everyone was staring at me.

>>35176064
I had to do this in a history class. The worst part was that the professor was blind.

She'd just sit there waiting for someone to answer and every retard in the class besides me would fucking ignore her

>>35175248
F I F T H
I
F
T
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>>35176312
>Having the confidence to ever put your hand up

I want normies to leave

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>>35175207
I actually kinda miss school now that I look back at it...
middle and high school was the shit, especially when you're living in a small town. You had friends, you knew what you were going to do everyday, you had goals and dreams
Even though some days was horrible and boring it really wasn't that bad when you look back
I don't know anyone from school anymore, not even my best friend from elementary.
I don't think they know me either, they certainly didn't know I would end up like this
I remember one day during the last year of school we asked each other what we though the others in class would be when they grew up and the other said things like "Astronaut, soldier, engineer, game developer" those are the ones I remember the most.
Turns out I'm not even close to being anything
I'd do anything to relive those 10 years again

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>Put into groups of 4 for a university assignment and the other 3 members of my group are girls
>Nobody turns up to the group meeting
>Nor do they for the next 4 weeks
>Do the quarter of work I was assigned to do
>tfw the lecturer increases my individual marks for the assignment by x1.5 for them not turning up

am i the only one who always had a group and always had this autistic kid in class who always worked alone?

>>35178963
>am I the only normalfag
No m8, your kind is the majority now. It's why this place sucks

>>35175207
>be class' social outcast
>get grouped with two other outcasts
>we work well together and get the best grade
Normies BTFO

>>35178963
i was that kid.
then again, so was many people here.

>>35178588

Middle-Highschool is truly a magical time.

You are old enough to think for yourself but not old enough to understand how cruel is the real world. You're still naive, dreaming of things that will never happen and get angry for even the most of meaningless things, still, you wish for next day to arrive, to be with your friends and fall in love with a girl, pull pranks in class and sometimes skip class. Annoy the professor and try to look cool in front of your peers.

Man, I really miss those old times.

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>taksed to make powerpoint about pollution
>nobody wants to group with me so I make one myself
>do really well
>3 guys come up to me and ask if they can join me
>I let them join me because I didn't want to be alone and maybe I could make some friends
>the powerpoint was pretty much finished anyway so it was just the presentation left
>they fuck it up and doesn't do it the way I told them to do it
>after presentation is done we all the induvidual grades
>they all get better grades than me even though I did everything, I even wrote their lines
>they never talked to me again

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>easy anthropology course in college
>big lecture class of about 75-100 students
>the final is a group presentation
>the professor has people get into groups by passing around a sheet to put your email on
>my only chance is to sign up to a random group and try to email them afterwards to get them to include me
>they never respond
>email the professor asking if I can do the whole thing on my own
>he says no
>go from an A+ to a D

Jokes on him, none of it mattered anyway because I decided to not go back to college the next year

>"Hey anon, come and write the answer on the board."
>"Can't I just tell you?"
>"No, come write it on the board."

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SUPPRESS A RAGING HARDON YOU DUMB BITCH!

>>35177533
>when your only friend gets a girlfriend and goes from hanging out with you everyday to seeing you once a month
Fuck. The loneliness after experiencing the feeling of having a true friendship is even worse than the loneliness of never experiencing the feeling of a true friendship.

>>35175207
Its sad, last year a guy would pair with me sometimes, now I know I'll have to do everything by myself..

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>>35178623
>o the group meeting
>>Nor do they for the next 4 weeks
>>Do the quarter of work I was assigned to do
>>tfw the lecturer increases my individual marks for the assignment by x1.5 for them not turning up
Holy shit I wish I was you.
>In UI for geophysics minor, plan to go to boulder when I can
>teacher assigns us with a project to make an idea for aquiring energy -- i.e instead of petroleum use geothermal
>shit is easy for me normally, but instead I got put together with 2 stacies and a chad.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ok i can deal with this
>go to library next morning, start soundcloud, get laptop set up and do the entire fucking project. all of it.
>class is a fucking snoozefest, I get done by around noon and go back to my dorm to doodle.
>I made the huge mistake of giving the other 3 people perms to the document
>9:00 playing some vidya with roomate and I get a text from one of the stacies.
>suprised as all hell as I thought I wouldn't actually ever be contacted by them as I'm a edgy loner kid who listens to music in the back of the class
>"anon we accidentally made a mistake on the document could you check it please"
>whatthefuckdidyoujust
>sonic it over to my laptop, nearly fall because I'm wearing socks on a hardwood floor
>boot up, open document.
>its gone
>they fucking somehow deleted my 10 pages worth of work
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tl;dr normies deleted an entire project and I had to pull and allnighter to fix it the next morning.
I got a fucking B because the chad thought I didn't participate at all.
>my face the whole fucking time.
never trust normies with a project.
never.
fucking.
do it.

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>>35179372
>when your best friend since elementary starts dating the girl you like and ends up being in a relationship with her for 7 years and cheats on her twice

I know that feel

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>>35179415
THATS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT
actually suprised you didn't shoot up the school desu

>>35179372
Fuck, I got this with my sister. She was always around and we would hang out. Now she's always busy with her bf.

>>35179415
>doodle
show us fampai

>>35179415
What kind of dummy doesn't save his work on his computer and only in an online document?

>>35175728
Oh God I hate that. For my job, I have to do a lot of training (lifeguard instructor/lifeguard) and my voice blends into the ambient noise of rushing water and people talking. So when training I have to repeat things and sometimes I know they can barely hear me and I die inside.

>>35179415
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU SAVE IT ONTO YOUR COMPUTER YOU STPUID FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID PLEASE JUST SHUT UP

>second week of college
>calculus class
>bored as fuck
>class about 100 people
>professor ask how solve a problem
>whynot.jpeg
>I make my way to the classboard
>start work on that
>the "problem" took just 30 seconds to me
>class go full "wtf"
>"calm down, guys, I will explain"
>I demonstrate to my classmates what I did
>they are more confused than before
>professor burst laughing
>"go to your desk and don't traumatize your classmates, that is MY job, robot"
>the entire class laugh
>"robot is a natural on that, class, you guys are lucky of have someone like him around"

After that I was targeted by troubled chads and stacies almost 24/7. I still remember a clueless freshman Stacy who invaded a class who I was attending and tongue kissed me out of nowhere just because she had a perfect score on the test I helped her study.

>>35175207
Never really cared about this. I just did things by myself; other people would just slow me down, anyway. If forced into a group I would try to take lead and asign some easy tasks that I knew even they couldn't fuck up. If they didn't help me, I wouldn't put their names on the paper.

>>35179893
haha no
ororogigi

>>35179845
FUCK YOU FAGGOTRON IT WAS A GOOGLE DOC

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>>35175355
>tfw going to fail a class for these exact reasons

>>35179893
same but i got a blowie in the middle of class right after, and it was a class of 250 in a big gladatorial arena

>>35176064
That was my English teacher when I was a sophomore, except he was a ginger.

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>>35178485
Areet Falconhoof!

If I know the answer I'll just answer it straight away to get it over with before some fucking idiot says something stupid and the tutor has to call them out for it and spend ten minutes off topic debating what they said.

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>autist retard
>smart but lazy meme personified
>no problem withgroups because classmates know I'm basically a free A

Nothing pisses me off more than not being the leader though. I'd rather work alone if not in charge.

>>35179630
the kind of dummy who sits at the back of class listening to music and makes up a story of how he pulled an all nighter to "repeat" some shitty work he did in a short morning, after failing to participate in the group project.

do you even think he has ever heard of the word "backup"?

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>>35180312
fuck you nigger, google doc.
plus chad and stacy weren't gonna do shit and you know that dickhead.

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>>35179590
big dicks orengaonno

>>35180332
i know the type of dipshit who sits in the back of class listening to music is far less likely to do shit than the jock asshole who at least knows how to open his mouth.

the real irony is that you make it out like you actually gave a shit about a project you only finished last fucking minute for a class you doze off in. you're the last person anyone would trust, pointing out how you don't trust them either.

here's a tip, you waste of space. take some serious classes. you won't find "chad" there, but you also will fail and learn from your mistakes.

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>group project
>get grouped with the Chinese clique who barely speaks English

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>mfw teacher pairs you up with a stupid nigger
>mfw I accidentally call him a stupid nigger

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>late for school on day of maths test
>hide in toilets until it has finished

>>35175207

>go to uni for 5 years
>55% girls
>"Class, please arrange yourselves into groups" probably happens 10 times a semester or more
>somehow make it the entire 5 years never grouping up with any women
>they're probably avoiding me

>>35180446
Oh fuck right off.

I'm probaly the only one in there that knew what the fuck he was doing for that project. I spend a good amount of time listening to music and TAKING NOTES AND ACTUALLY MAINTAINING A PASSING GRADE CAUSE I FUCKED UP IN HS

>>35175207
>have students pick their own groups
The quiet one complains
>pick the students groups for them
The quiet one complains

You fucks can't be happy with anything

>>35176064
Don't worry about it man. Professors love students who actually engage in the material and the class.

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>be right now
>full semester group project to graduate
>think I got good group
>final grade is multiplied by a peer evaluation
>my group hates me even though I do work
I'm fucked m8s

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>go to class
>no one sits next to me
>nice because I hate when people sit close to me
>sad because no one wants to sit next to me

Fucking college is too confusing, I just want to go back to school when everything was okay

>>35180480
>peer review of a paper with randomly assigned partners
>get the Chinese exchange student
>one of my comments was "grammatically a mess, did you use an online translator?"
>she was still pretty cute and is most likely doing better than me now

>>35179544
Shes busy sucking the cummies out of his dong

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>>35180994
>be me
>have girlfriend with autistic as fuck brother
>keeps trying to hang out with us when im trying to netflix and chill
>he wants to watch the SAW movies
>turn it on to appease him
>eventually his autism takes him somewhere else
>fingerbang his sister
>tfw now get boners from the sound of tearing flesh and screaming agony

>>35180519
>first day of school after summer break
>too socially anxious to go to class
>hide in bathroom all day

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>always work alone on projects when possible
>nobody cared or mocked me for it
>always got good grades

>>35175741
>>35176064
I know this feel too.

I always want to be "minimal interaction guy" but can't keep my damn mouth shut and every class turns into the same thing. I'm not even a great student, I'm just interested in my field of study and so I do a lot of independent research and therefore have a lot of answers and can't stop myself from "contributing" when I think I have a good point or question or something.

>be a teacher
>Purposely do this to see autist suffer

:^}

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>>35175207
>last name starts with an A
>is a hard to pronounce name
>always get called on first, and get it mispronounced

>>35178356
I had this same experience, except I lost an essay prompt and was sick the day it was due and my teacher sperged out with a "haha kid you really expect me to believe you dont know anyone in this class"

I LITERALLY NEVER TALKED IN THAT CLASS

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>>35182073
I know this feel too well with my first name.
>Hey, what's your name
>it's a-anon
>ayynonn??
>no, it's ANON
>ahhnooon???
>NO ANON
>oh, okay, I've never heard that name before

Fucking hate my parents for giving me such a dumb rare name that even sounds like a different word that people use as an insult. So yeah, my name is basically an insult...

>>35175207

>full bus
>retarded kid has an open seat
>he is in front of all the normies and stacies
>they make fun of you since you're within proximity to him

>>35175207
>this many people fell for the college meme

lmao

>>35178441
>tfw live in Canada
>tfw no fifth amendment rights