Bit the bullet and agreed to watch Fifty Shades of Grey with my girlfriend.
Can someone please explain to me honestly, how anyone could enjoy the cringey expressionless acting that seems unbelievably forced? My girlfriend loved it, I am to the point of being irrationally angry about her loving it because of how absolute shit it is.
I understand everything is objective, but holy fuck it is horrible.
How has anyone taken this shit seriously? Surely horny stay at home housewives arent this repressed to think this is fantastic???
>>35169514
>girlfriend
Please leave
>>35169514
Its porn for women
Nice try, Reddit, now get off your phone before your teacher catches you
this happened to me once but with twilight
>>35169514
She wants kinky sex ya dummy.
>>35169514
>>35169552
>girlfriend
And why are you here again?
>>35169572
to observe you sperglords in your natural habitat
>>35169560
No she doesn't. We've talked about it and shes not interested in even softcore shit.
Its so fucking cringey.
>>35169514
You're gf loves it because it got her moist.
>>35169586
She wants sex with a rich dude then.
>guy is a billionaire
>guy is a fucking handsome chad besides
>guy is a manipulative fuck and women love that despite what they say
>buys her expensive shit
>does kinky stuff to her
Gee I don't know it's almost like it's porn for women written by a woman for other women.