Wizards and others

>>35167696
That's what you think, normalfag.

>>35167719
No it's what i know
i expected to be able to summon a succubus
to cast spells to manipulate time and space to my will to join the league of wizards but instead
i am greeted with sorrow and shame mocked as a subhuman and not a demi god
you lied to me and now i want answers

>>35167696
Who else here /lost his virginity at 20/?

>>35167757

Obviously your father raped you in your sleep at some point, thus your ticket to the wizard realm is void.

>>35167696
Oh boy ur delushion. We all have been the vagina when we are baby.

>>35167788
lost at 21 here

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>>35167696
>mfw turn 20 in a month

I want off this ride lads

>>35167696

This chart is bait. The prom guy should be at 20 or 21, not fucking 17 when a lot of people haven't even graduated high school yet.

>>35170536
lost vcard being almost 21
this chart doesnt mean shit

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>>35167696
As someone who has stepped outside of the universe from one of its curves, I can tell you that Jesus Christ is the savior of mankind.

>>35167696
Who the fuck is 15 in middle school

>>35167696
This picture is so ridiculously unrealistic it blows my mind.

Lost it at 21.

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>>35167696
I had sex a few times when I was 13 but that's it.

do I still qualify as a robot?

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>>35167696
>tfw 24 year old khv
I actually dont want to lose my virginity. Atleast i'm pure as fresh snow.

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>>35170871
>I actually dont want to lose my virginity
I know this feel brother, I have a deep desire to see how far I can go keeping it.

Grand majick awaits me.

>>35170906
I feel in the same way too, brother. In this kind of age, practically anyone can get kiss, a blowjob or a sex but only truly exceptional people will restrain their animal urges.

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>>35167696
>not just becoming an antinatalist so not only can you constantly justify your virginity, you go around with a sense of smug self-righteousness because of it

>>35167696
this chart obviously made by someone under 20.

>33 y/o wizard

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That feel when I was the one who drew the hooded wizard in place of the crying fat guy at the 30th mark, someone picked it up and put it on KnowYourMeme and now I see my poorly drawn hooded wizard everywhere.

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>>35167696
>tfw kv and 20 in less than a month

>>35171037
You changed it from 40 to 30?

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>33
>wizard
hahah I don't fuckin care, dude, shit

>>35170946
We are two of body but one of soul my friend

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>>35171086
The original was something like this. I just replaced the crying fat guy with a poorly drawn wizard.

>>35171128
One of the first ones had a guy at 40 becoming enlightened and not short after ones like the one you posted started to appear

>>35167696
>I am too old to have my age on the list now
>finally maxed out
Nice.

>>35170683
Get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmNpjCFSkZw

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>>35170536
>mfw I turned 21 last week
there is no hope

I'm a 30 year old and can confirm there are wizard powers awaiting those of you with the strength to make it this far. Don't give in to temptation.

>>35167696
I lost my virginity at the ripe young age of 15, and proceeded to fuck her two years B^)

>>35171309
>implying I could get laid even if I tried
Been there done that, results are a conclusive failure.

>>35171128
>out of touch weirdo with no friends
Yup that's me and I can't be bothered to be upset about it anymore

>>35167696
That's the one fags post. Oh shit you didn't even realize we use one thats much more extensive. lol

I got laid last year. age 23. There's always hope.

Does it count if you've entered?

When I was 22 I met an older woman through okcupid...and we ended up making out and having sex in a park at night...the thing is, she told me to stop to put on a condom, which i had to go to my car to get. i was in for maybe 10 thrusts...standing up...i kept some condoms in my backpack when i was given free ones in college...

but when we got back to try it again...i was so exhausted and anxious about the situation that i could no longer get an erection...we had been touching each other a lot for like two hours beforehand...and i hadn't really eaten much that day...and it was 1:30 AM...

>>35167696
Official Wizard here. Just want to let you all know the powers are WAY over rated. I'll get back to you if they change once I unlock Wraith-hood......